BBC Eighth Doctor Adventures Reviews: Vampire Science by Jonathan Blum and Kate Orman (or, “Hard SF?”)

There’s certainly something to be said for originality in media criticism, and nowhere is this more important than in cases where one has adopted a method of writing wholly dependent on a stream of tumbling associations stemming from a choice opening statement. As you’ve probably managed to surmise if you’ve stuck around these parts for long enough, or even just read the title of the blog and its increasingly imprecise tagline, “Ramblings about anything,” that’s exactly the situation I’ve concocted for myself.

That’s not a complaint by any means, and I wouldn’t really have it any other way. It’s a method that largely works for me, if only on the level of my own personal enjoyment. I try my best to ensure that I’m not the only one feeling gratified by the whole process, but sometimes it can be a bit of a shot in the dark.

And sometimes this sense of throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks extends to the act of choosing a metaphorical point of entry with which to introduce a given review. While the finer details of the process are largely irrelevant for my purposes today – particularly given I already delved into said details not too long ago in the opening to my piece on Burning Heart, and I do broadly try to avoid repeating myself too egregiously wherever possible – suffice it to say that I don’t always sit down with some divine spark of inspiration and find all my arguments flowing forth with reckless abandon. On the contrary, I’ve talked before about how it can sometimes take me a few tries to really find an opening angle that I’m satisfied with.

At the risk of lending the current proceedings an unnecessarily melodramatic tone, today is not one of those occasions.

Vampire Science is the second novel to be published as part of BBC Books’ Eighth Doctor Adventures series. As these things go, this is probably the second-most important fact about it, surpassed only by the observation that the first instalment in the series was The Eight Doctors. For originality’s sake, I would very much like to be able to put together a take on the novel that isn’t overwhelmingly informed by these two facts, but the simple fact of the matter is that this is functionally impossible.

No small part of this impossibility, of course, is down to The Eight Doctors being pretty unanimously panned by fandom, and not unjustifiably so. It honestly numbers among the most mind-numbing and tedious reads I’ve ever had the misfortune of sitting through as a part of this project.

Where the very best of the Wilderness Years novels could just about make a claim to standing on their own two feet as pieces of solid science fiction even beyond their connections to Doctor WhoThe Eight Doctors embodied just about every bad trait that one might expect of a series of tie-ins based on a cancelled piece of niche British sci-fi esoterica, being drenched in continuity, needlessly petty pot-shots at pieces of the franchise that didn’t meet with Terrance Dicks’ approval, and a frightful amount of sexism.

So it’s fair to say that, as beginnings go, things could have gone better, which actually serves as the perfect segue into talking about Vampire Science. If you dig around those corners of the Internet where the Eighth Doctor Adventures are regularly discussed, you’ll come across one particularly relevant opinion with a decent amount of regularity, almost always phrased as one of many variations of: “You can just start with Vampire Science.”

Certainly, the gulf between how the two novels have been received is a striking one. Where Dicks’ much-maligned attempt at a debut sits squarely in third-from-last according to the Sullivan rankings, Vampire Science manages to sit at a frankly phenomenal fourteenth place. Even if you put The Eight Doctors aside for a moment, as far as the first six EDAs to be released in 1997 are concerned, the only book to achieve a higher ranking is, predictably enough, Lawrence Miles’ Alien Bodies.

If you want to find the consensus third-best book of the year, you have to scroll as far down as forty-third place before you hit Paul Leonard’s Genocide. But perhaps the most intriguing comparison here can be made when one places the book against its contemporary over at Virgin. Where Matthew Jones’ Beyond the Sun achieved a rating of 75.8%, Vampire Science sits at 75.4%. Both books, if they were ranked relative to the Doctor-led New Adventures, would slot into the exact same gap between Return of the Living Dad and Happy Endings, or eighteenth and nineteenth place for those of us who can’t read the base code of the universe.

What we’re looking at here, then, is a rare occasion where the fandom consensus as to the comparative merits of Virgin and BBC Books’ respective offerings for a given month is largely in alignment, even if it is kind of telling that the figure for Vampire Science is extrapolated from 268 votes while Beyond the Sun manages a measly eighty-seven.

Putting our hindsight goggles to one side for the moment, and pretending we know absolutely nothing about Dalek history retcons or Wars in Heaven, it isn’t unreasonable on the basis of this evidence to assume that The Eight Doctors might have just been a regrettable fluke, and that it wasn’t such a pipe dream to have a vision of the Wilderness Years where there could be two major publishers turning out original, novel-length Doctor Who fiction co-existing side by side, even if the one had been forced by the other to avoid referencing any of those concepts with a more overt grounding in Doctor Who.

There’s a temptation here to disappear down this train of thought and get caught up in offering possible alternative histories of what might have been, which is a revealing impulse in and of itself. After all, we’ve touched on it in passing before, whether in reference to the age-old debate of whether Oh No It Isn’t! was a financially shrewd starting point for the new, Bernice-led NAs, or in questioning what The Devil Goblins from Neptune could have looked like had Paul Cornell stuck around to co-author it alongside his Discontinuity Guide cadre.

At each juncture, we’ve roundly dismissed the idea as being a rather unfruitful avenue, due in no small part to the BBC Books era still being something of a black spot when it comes to any sort of definitive, behind-the-scenes coverage, at least by the standards that we usually see elsewhere in Doctor Who‘s history. With the Virgin novels, I can refer back to books like David J. Howe’s The Who Adventures, and even the New Adventures’ post-Doctor Who era has been explored in a pretty exhaustive level of detail thanks to Bernice Summerfield: The Inside Story.

The Eighth Doctor Adventures, meanwhile, are made conspicuous by their lack of any such convenient reference work. It’s easy enough to ascertain the broad outlines of the series’ production if you put in a decent amount of research, but it’s a scattered endeavour, often entailing the piecing together of offhand comments made in interviews on websites so old and janky as to be barely functional in today’s day and age, provided they haven’t simply become completely inaccessible without the aid of something like the Wayback Machine.

All of which serves as a roundabout way of building up to the biggest question mark hovering over these early EDAs: the editorship of Nuala Buffini. If my repeated comparison between Peter Darvill-Evans and Rebecca Levene’s stewardship of the New and Missing Adventures to Michael Piller over on Star Trek: The Next Generation – mostly on account of their quite famously fostering an “open submissions” policy for their respective series – holds any water at all, then the only logical reference point I can think of as a means of illustrating the strangely elusive nature of Buffini’s tenure would be the example of Michael Wagner, who served as executive producer for the first four episodes of TNG‘s third season before quickly handing the reins over to Piller.

In a similar fashion, it’s seemingly generally agreed that Buffini only ever actually commissioned six books in total, those being the first five EDAs as well as the book that would eventually become John Peel’s Legacy of the Daleks, approved at the same time as War of the Daleks. Once you reach Alien Bodies, you’re firmly in the realm of those books that were instead commissioned by Buffini’s successor, Stephen Cole, who had been moved from a position as the editor of BBC Worldwide’s pre-school magazines.

By all accounts, Buffini was not an avowed fan of Doctor Who, largely having secured the job by dint of already holding a position at BBC Books into which the newly reacquired Who license could be comfortably slotted as an additional part of her responsibilities. This presented the line with something of a problem right off the bat, although it’s the type of problem where it’s regrettably easy for fandom to fall prey to some of its sillier impulses and consequently misdiagnose the issue completely.

Let’s begin by making one thing clear: Buffini’s lack of a pre-existing fandom is not inherently problematic in a situation like this. In actual fact, sometimes a franchise can run for so long that a fresh pair of eyes is exactly what’s needed. To stay on our established “Star Trek comparison” kick, director Nicholas Meyer has talked quite openly about not being able to get a handle on the series and its fictional world due to his personal unfamiliarity until coming to the epiphany that it was “Horatio Hornblower in space,” and for all that certain segments of fandom might have initially resisted some of his more controversial stylistic flourishes, you’d be hard-pressed these days to find a fan who doesn’t consider The Wrath of Khan to be a monumentally important and influential piece of Star Trek.

But there are, inevitably, a few rather significant differences between these two situations. Most superficially, the relative influence of science-fiction fandom over the creative process in the early 1980s was considerably smaller than it was in the mid-to-late 1990s. Yes, the oral history of Star Trek throughout the 1970s had invariably been one expressed in the language of the convention circuit rather than the television studio, but there was nothing approaching the level of organisation exemplified by Usenet groups like “rec.arts.drwho” – or even, for that matter, “alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die.”

Moreover, Doctor Who was stuck in a phase of its lifecycle where fan culture was the singular driving force lending it any semblance of staying power – if terms like “staying power” can even be said to be relevant in relation to a cancelled television show – and the New Adventures, for all that they had never been what you might call “uncontroversial,” had fostered a sizeable fandom all their own.

The last thing that was going to go over well was anything that could be interpreted as an overt signal that the revocation of Virgin’s license was a decision with little forethought put into it beyond the usual corporate considerations of profit maximisation, and in the hasty assignment of editorial duties to Buffini, that’s pretty much exactly what they got.

It should be reiterated here that it is pretty much impossible to blame Buffini herself for any of this, at least without descending into a rather unappealing sort of wilful ignorance and deliberate disingenuity. If anything, it’s hard not to feel some measure of sympathy for her; she had found herself in a situation that was essentially unwinnable, and for all that we might have come down hard on the first book of her short-lived stint as editor, the overwhelming sense one got in reading The Eight Doctors was that the blame for its many, many faults lay squarely at the feet of Terrance Dicks, not Nuala Buffini.

Yet at the end of all of this, we’re still left with the task of trying to discern something approaching a unifying aesthetic for what our inner fannish impulses inexorably pull us towards calling the “Buffini Era.” As you might have already surmised, this is the kind of task which is self-defeating to an almost comical degree, as it’s difficult to convincingly argue that the Buffini Era ever really existed in any meaningful sense.

The exact timeline of events is, again, characteristically murky, but I can certainly find reference to Buffini’s replacement by Cole in a posting to Doctor Who News dated June 22, 1997, just under three weeks after the publication of The Eight Doctors and The Devil Goblins from Neptune. By the time Vampire Science hit shelves on July 7, all indications are that Buffini was already on her way out.

With all of that being said, there do remain some very loose recurring motifs that can be discerned throughout these first five books, which might perhaps be seen to gesture at the larger shape of the EDAs’ initial form. Perhaps the most notable of these motifs is a certain preoccupation with some of the more iconic elements of the television programme’s storied history.

This probably manifests most visibly in The Eight Doctors and John Peel’s two Dalek novels, which is rather unfortunate for anyone trying to make a case in defence of the Buffini Era’s ambitions given the universal revulsion with which those books were greeted, though again the sense remains that the faults of these books lie more with their individual authors.

Even outside of these three proverbial whipping boys of the early range, though, a book like The Bodysnatchers not only positions itself as a sequel to Terror of the Zygons, but also features the return of fan favourite Professor George Litefoot from The Talons of Weng-Chiang, clearly taking its cues from the much-vaunted “Golden Age” that was the Hinchcliffe and Holmes years. Genocide is perhaps less explicitly fannish in scope, and yet it still foregrounds the return of iconic Pertwee Era companion Jo Grant in a story that offers a glimpse of her life post-The Green Death.

Against that backdrop, Vampire Science can’t help but feel like a rather strange outlier. While it might feature the return of the vampires that had been injected into Doctor Who‘s rather gonzo conception of Time Lord history and mythology in State of Decay, vampirism as a concept is nebulous enough that it can support a range of interpretations in a way that more definitively Doctor Who-ish monsters like the Daleks or the Zygons can’t, at least without a conscious retooling.

Indeed, it’s quite illuminating that the biggest continuity touchstone for Vampire Science actually seems to be the 1996 TV movie. Not only does the book consciously bring the Eighth Doctor back to San Francisco, but it was originally structured as something of a direct sequel to the events at the turn of the millennium, being centred around the return of Daphne Ashbrook’s character of Grace Holloway before it became apparent that the complicated rights situation between the BBC, Fox and Universal would not permit such a development, and Grace was reworked to become Carolyn McConnell.

(This is, in its own way, a pretty fitting encapsulation of the sheer surreality that the Eighth Doctor’s tenure gradually descended into, being splintered so far across the mediums of comics, books and eventually audio dramas that even the only definite televisual document of the Era – with the sincerest of apologies to any The Night of the Doctor enjoyers in the audience – remains curiously inaccessible on a fundamental level. A similar kind of logic would also seem to be at play in the EDAs’ curious reticence to display Paul McGann’s likeness on the front cover, which was rumoured in contemporary fandom circles to be the result of a similar legal tangle, at least until the time of Demontage in March 1999, a full twenty books into the line.)

The idea of building out an incoming Doctor from their introductory story is the kind of thing that seems rather self-evident, particularly when one is operating at as much of a stylistic and creative remove as the EDAs are from the Segal TV movie. Sure, there exist any number of counterexamples one could point to of a new Doctor’s era being defined in direct opposition to the story that properly introduces them; the tone of the McCoy years owed far more to Paradise Towers than it did Time and the Rani, while the Alien-prefiguring body horror of The Ark in Space was to prove a more accurate guide for the Hinchcliffe years than the last fading echoes of the UNIT family in Robot.

Most of the time, though, these divergences are readily explicable as a consequence of the realities of television production, with a few stray scripts being held over from the administration of the departing editor and/or producer. With a medium like prose, which differs in several basic respects from television and isn’t bound by the same constant, grinding pressures that grip the writers’ room on a weekly programme, there’s really no reason why some of the more workable aspects of the TV movie can’t be used as a springboard upon which to build future adventures.

As is, The Eight Doctors seemed almost spiteful towards the television movie, wasting no time deriding the whole farrago as “a weird, fantastic adventure, full of improbable, illogical events” before nitpicking the plot, questioning how the Eye of Harmony had ended up in the Doctor’s TARDIS, or the Master’s means of entry into the ship.

It’s not necessarily that any of this is an inherently invalid stance for Dicks to take – Lord knows there are any number of completely valid and reasonable criticisms that can be levelled at the TV movie – but as the bedrock upon which an entire novel range would have to be built, it was an atttitude that was at best extremely unhelpful, and at worst downright mean-spirited.

More than anything else, this is the essence of the divide between The Eight Doctors and Vampire Science that fandom hints at whenever it warns prospective EDA readers to simply start with the second novel. Orman and Blum have constructed a novel that is not just a solidly entertaining piece of Doctor Who in its own right, but a thoughtful and considered response to the hurdles facing the EDAs at this early stage of their development.

Perhaps most damningly of all for The Eight Doctors, however, the tricks they pull are all rather obvious and elementary ones; they’re certainly no less entertaining or effective for that obviousness, but they still only serve to make Dicks’ apparent inability to hit even these rather basic beats all the more galling.

Appropriately enough, then, one of the more interesting places to jump into Vampire Science is with the treatment of the titular vampires themselves. As we’ve already hinted at, by 1997 they’ve been a part of Doctor Who‘s fictional world for a little over a decade and a half, and you can quite easily round that figure up to nearer twenty years if you squint and choose to take The Witch Lords/The Vampire Mutations into consideration, those being the preliminary forms of State of Decay that had been abandoned when the BBC higher-ups grew nervous of the scripts’ detracting from the broadcaster’s more earnest high-profile adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

Consequently, despite the fact that State of Decay was ultimately one of the earliest stories produced under the aegis of John Nathan-Turner, its formulation of the vampires at the heart of its narrative was firmly rooted in the Gothic horror sensibilities of Philip Hinchcliffe and Robert Holmes, pulling not just from Stoker’s original novel but from the wave of successful Christopher Lee films released by Hammer Film Productions from the 1950s through to the 1970s.

When the time came for Doctor Who to be cancelled and the series made the move to the printed page, it seemed inevitable that someone would eventually choose to revisit the idea of vampires, particularly given the veritable glut of vampire fiction that seized popular culture throughout the 1990s.

What was perhaps more surprising, however, was that the series should largely choose to hew to the more traditionalist, Hammer-esque approach favoured by Dicks, in spite of the rather substantial leaps and bounds made by the vampire aesthetic in the intervening years.

(Well OK, it’s not that surprising, given two of the more substantive efforts at offering a State of Decay sequel came in the form of Blood Harvest and The Eight Doctors. “Terrance Dicks sticks to his established style,” stop the presses!)

Providing a complete portrait of this evolution and the intertwining of vampirism with the burgeoning Gothic subculture and eventually more conventional forms of geekdom would, quite frankly, be a far more involved and complex task than is probably feasible within the bounds of this review, but it’s an easy enough development to trace from a broad strokes perspective.

Certainly, elements of the vampiric were always a natural fit for the typical concerns and styles associated with those Gothic rock outfits that began to sweep the British music scene in the late 1970s and early 1980s, and this influence can be quite plainly seen in some of the movement’s more influential singles, whether that be Bauhaus’ nine-minute epic “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” or the Birthday Party’s “Release the Bats.”

As such, it was hardly surprising that the Gothic scene’s real explosion in popularity should be accompanied by a certain retooling of the classic vampire archetype. Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire may have seen print in 1976, but it didn’t properly give rise to the sprawling, multi-volume Vampire Chronicles series we know today until the publication of The Vampire Lestat in 1985.

Two years earlier, Tony Scott had made his feature-length directorial debut with 1983’s The Hunger; based on a novel of the same name by future Communion author Whitley Strieber and boasting a star-studded cast that included Catherine Deneuve, Susan Sarandon and David Bowie, the film quickly became something of a cult classic among Goths everywhere, despite meeting with a decidedly more chilly reception from critics, being labelled “an agonizingly bad vampire movie” by Roger Ebert.

In 1987, Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys proved a more critically and commercially successful endeavour, grossing $32.2 million on a budget of $8.5 million; interviewed for a retrospective on the film in 2019, screenwriter James Jeremias would directly cite Rice’s Interview with the Vampire – and specifically the character of Claudia – as a key source of inspiration.

By the 1990s, then, vampires were primed to stage a not-so-bloodless coup and take the entertainment world by storm, buoyed even further by such milestones as the publication of the massively successful tabletop role-playing game Vampire: The Masquerade by White Wolf in 1991, to say nothing of the hugely successful 1994 film adaptation of Interview with the Vampire, which became the ninth highest-grossing film of the year and accrued two Academy Award nominations. In 1998, Marvel Enterprises would find their first major commercial success on the big screen with Stephen Norrington’s Blade, starring Wesley Snipes in the title role.

On television, even The X-Files proved unable to resist the allure of the haemovoric undead; despite Chris Carter’s insistence upon signing his initial contract with Fox that he “didn’t want to do something limited to vampires,” the show devoted its first Scully-free hour of television to Glen Morgan and James Wong’s 3, pitting Mulder against a vampiric coven wreaking havoc in sun-drenched California. Seven months after the publication of Vampire Science, Vince Gilligan would offer a decidedly more comedic – and, it must be said, far more successful – take on the subject with the gleefully format-bending Bad Blood.

All of this, however, is really just a case of avoiding the elephant in the room, because if you’re going to have any sort of conversation touching on the intersection of geek culture with vampires in the 1990s, you’re always going to come back around to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Premiering for a truncated twelve-episode season in March 1997 after the cancellation of Aaron Spelling’s prime time soap opera Savannah, the series quickly established itself as a ratings winner for the fledgling WB network, securing the channel’s highest ever Monday night viewing figures and bringing with it a whole new teenage demographic, paving the way for later shows geared for a similar audience including Dawson’s CreekFelicity and Charmed.

What’s most striking about Vampire Science, viewed in this light, is the sheer extent to which Orman and Blum have chosen to frame their vampires in relation to the decade’s rapidly-evolving pop cultural milieu. Harris bemoans Slake’s shamelessly taking inspiration from Lestat and “that Masquerade card game,” while Slake himself gleefully contemplates turning Anne Rice as part of his grand vampiric rampage through the streets of San Francisco, and his compatriots lust over Deborah Duchêne’s Janette in re-runs of Forever Knight.

(In fact, Vampire Science is actually so conversant with nineties vampire fiction that it even manages to work in a namecheck of James Marsters’ Spike from Buffy, which is rather impressive when one considers that the character wouldn’t even appear until School Hard in late September 1997, some two months after the book saw print.)

But the sense that these vampires are inextricably linked to a distinctly nineties sensibility extends even beyond a few choice pop culture references, and it’s here that Vampire Science really shines, as its vampires seem to resemble nothing so much as walking, talking embodiments of the decade’s peculiar premillennial ennui.

One of the smarter decisions Orman and Blum make here is to not play the obvious card and have the “turning” of the humans come about by violent means, a decision which Vampire Science consciously lampshades when the Doctor is suspected to have been converted after his bloodfasting with Joanna. “Do we know for sure that it’s the bite that changes people?” James muses.

It’s quite telling that perhaps the most shocking vampire bite sequence in the entire novel, the attack upon Sam by Weird Harold, exists in complete isolation from the big “human gets turned to the side of the vampires” plotline, which is instead foisted upon poor old David Shackle, who ends up completely broken down and ready to be vampirised through the application of no grosser violence than the gradual corrosion of his belief in the inherent worthiness of life.

In actual fact, Shackle’s arc might just be one of the most stirring things contained within Vampire Science, and it’s surely a strong contender for one of the most beautiful things Kate Orman has ever written, which is certainly no small feat. When he’s initially introduced, he just seems like your standard melodramatic cynic, waxing poetic about the “trickle-down theory of social unrest” and refusing to believe that Sam could possibly care enough about the multitude of exsanguinated homeless San Franciscans. To all intents and purposes, it almost seems like he’s being treated as a source of comic relief; astonishingly bleak comic relief, mind you, but even so.

And then, somewhere around the halfway point, he simply stops being funny. The futility of trying to hold together something as fragile as human life in the chaos of the big city, with all its random, senseless violence, ultimately gets to him, and he finds himself a prime target for Harris’ manipulations. By the time she’s done her work on him and he’s candidly and calmly discussing potential suicide methods with anyone who’ll listen, you can’t help but feel that Orman and Blum may not have received a copy of the whole “Try to be less serious than the New Adventures” memo.

But the fact is that this departure from form – as much as a series which is only two books deep can really be said to have a “form” to depart from – ends up feeling supremely welcome, hitting on those notes of aching, poetic darkness that only Kate Orman really can. It isn’t, perhaps, entirely consistent with the spirit of The Eight Doctors but, to be blunt, well… that’s a very good thing.

It also helps that, like all good Doctor Who novels, Vampire Science is an extraordinarily tightly-wound construction, both thematically and narratively. The stuff with Shackle is wonderful, but it’s even better when taken as one small facet of the book’s larger consideration of faith and belief, which is a very nineties theme in and of itself.

There’s a reason, after all, the popular X-Files credo “I want to believe” struck a chord with so many people, perfectly capturing as it did the mood of a populace searching for meaning in the face of so much despair and hopelessness, being served hot and fresh at the televisual all-you-can-eat buffet that was the rapidly-forming twenty-four hour news cycle. Reading Vampire Science, one is left with the impression that Orman and Blum have tapped into a similar vein – ha! – of listlessness and dejection, if only to chime in with a more broadly wholesome answer to the conundrum than Chris Carter might have ever been capable of.

And with all this talk of belief and individuals’ greater awareness of the various evils and injustices plaguing the modern world, Vampire Science actually manages to quite elegantly dovetail its wider themes into reflecting back upon the main cast, most notably in the case of Sam Jones.

Ah, Sam. Where do we even begin? The novels have, after all, been on something of a hot streak when it comes to their original companions. Even if characters like Chris Cwej and Roz Forrester hadn’t quite managed to set the world alight in the same way as Bernice Summerfield had done – with Chris pretty consistently being the weakest link in a given book both before and after Benny’s departure from the TARDIS, only really becoming a particularly workable character in the wake of Roz’s death – it still feels as if there is something worth noting in the rather… extreme reactions that Sam tends to generate.

The usual objections raised to her character centre on her perceived “generic companion” status, and the tendency that she had in internal monologues to descend into a mouthpiece for various progressive causes which were engaged with in a manner that some found rather trite and surface-level.

This sense that Sam exists as a problematic foundational wrinkle in the Eighth Doctor Adventures’ rather twisted continuity is only reinforced when the range eventually chooses to fold her blandness into the very text of the series, with the suggestion being made in Alien Bodies that the character’s biodata had been deliberately altered so as to make her the perfect companion for the Doctor, an idea which Orman and Blum subsequently picked up and ran with big time in their work on Unnatural History, much to Miles’ chagrin.

Reading Vampire Science, then, it’s rather striking just how much of this treatment of Sam is visible from the get-go, or at least from the character’s first substantial appearance, what with her having largely been a bland non-entity for the two sections of The Eight Doctors in which she played any sort of part.

It’s not that anything here consciously hearkens towards Alien Bodies per se; as we’ve established, the two books were commissioned under completely different editors, which one would expect to have rather limited the potential for cross-author communication, even before you start factoring in Orman, Blum and Miles’ each living on completely separate continents, Internet or no Internet. But on a basic conceptual level, if we can take a premise like “The character of Sam is a problem in need of solving” to be a concept, there’s actually a surprising level of overlap at play.

One suspects that one of the main issues that really lies at the heart of this debate is that Sam is, at least until the time of Seeing I, a teenager, with all the embarrassing frailties and blind spots that tend to come with the territory of trying to loudly and forcefully declare your own sense of independence and personhood in a way that gets the rest of the world to actually sit up and pay attention. In this respect, it’s perhaps instructive to compare Sam to her two most direct antecedents in the “teenage companion” stakes, those being Ace and Adric.

(Yes, I suppose you could probably count Peri here as well, given the broad consensus that she’s eighteen as of Planet of Fire, as specified in her initial Character Outline for Season 21, but the series never engages with that facet of her character in as meaningful a way as it does with Ace or Adric. And frankly, given the way in which Peri was so routinely sexualised, her identification as a “teenage” character in any meaningful sense cannot possibly reflect positively on the show.)

Ace, after all, is a rather beloved character, and it’s quite revealing that Vampire Science chooses to adopt her as a point of comparison for Sam, heavily implying that the TARDIS’ latest occupant has taken up residence in the room that used to belong to Ace and even having General Kramer warn her of the way her predecessor was treated by the Seventh Doctor, which goes on to play a big role in precipitating Sam’s eventual crisis of faith in her newfound life.

In comparing the vastly different fan reactions to the two characters, one wonders how much of this gulf can be put down to Ace’s tendency to express her teenage angst in ways that are broadly considered “cool,” or at the very least more conventionally cool than attending a Greenpeace rally. In essence: Make super-powered baseball bats, not placards.

Adric, on the other hand, serves as an effective illustration of the flip side of the coin, being a character who comes in for almost universal derision from fandom, and received wisdom generally holds that a not insubstantial part of this lambasting stemmed from the extent to which he was a mirror to some of the more unflattering attributes that adolescent male members of the audience might have recognised in themselves or people they knew.

Regardless of how much stock one is willing to put in that notion, the idea is a common enough talking point in what we might only half-seriously term the Adric discourse that it also neatly summarises some of my occasional misgivings about the proverbial Sam hate train that can sometimes get a-rollin’, even as there are certainly some very legitimate criticisms to be levelled against the character.

Where the character of Adric seemed close enough to some of the more stereotypical conceptions of Doctor Who fandom that it was reasonably possible to read the disdain with which the character was widely greeted as an exercise in self-flagellation, the overwhelmingly masculinist gender politics of that self-same fandom make it quite difficult to view a similarly hostile response to a female character as a wholly value-neutral act.

Sure, I’ll quite readily concede that this could all be a simple case of my faith in fandoms’ ability to discuss female characters with the appropriate levels of nuance – and appropriate lack of misogyny – having been severely eroded after my having grown up in the 2010s, but the idea of a contemporary take on Sam Jones being greeted with alarmist YouTube thumbnails bemoaning the reign of the SJWs or labelling the character a Mary Sue remains depressingly difficult to dispel entirely.

In any event, Vampire Science gives Sam a pretty solid and self-contained character arc, clearly designed to undercut some of the grating bluntness apparent in The Eight Doctors‘ “I don’t even drink Coke” exchange, and while it would be all too easy for this to seem like nothing more than a somewhat mean-spirited proclamation that the character is invested, as she herself puts it, in a “list of causes a mile long and an inch deep,” it helps that Orman and Blum choose to give her a certain curious dignity, even if it might be imperfect.

From the moment she first meets Carolyn in 1976, it’s quite clear that Sam is still in the mindset of treating her adventures with the Doctor as a bit of a harmless lark, spouting corny clichés like “Gimme weird over boring any day.” While it’s not as if Terrance Dicks had exactly given Orman and Blum much to work with in The Eight Doctors, the Sam we see here still feels of a piece with the brash youngster who had so brazenly swanned into the TARDIS at the conclusion of that novel.

In true Kate Orman fashion, of course, it doesn’t take long for Sam to acquire some rather pronounced battle scars, as she finds herself brutally attacked by Weird Harold while on a stake-out – and before you accuse me of bad punnery, the book beat me to it; on this charge, at least, I am an innocent man – at the Other Place. Not only does this allow for some unsurprisingly slick and well-executed hurt/comfort sequences, but it also does a lot to shatter many of Sam’s illusions and induct her into the hall of NA-adjacent “wounded protagonists” that the Virgin books seemed so fond of setting up, what with the Doctor’s stabbing in The Left-Handed Hummingbird and Set Piece, to say nothing of Chris’ bullet to the shoulder in Bad Therapy.

It is, admittedly, all too easy to imagine a version of this arc that comes off as a rather cynical exercise in off-handedly inserting trauma into a character’s life, particularly when one considers the pretty extensive body of existing literature that has coded vampire attacks as a particularly sexual and eroticised form of violence.

Thankfully, however, we’re dealing with Kate Orman, and the book just about manages to strike the right balance between never losing sight of the unique horror of Sam’s experience, and knowing when to pull back so as to not veer into the realm of crass, shallow exploitation of such serious and weighty themes. Much as Orman was able to ground Roz’s death in So Vile a Sin in an active choice on the character’s part, Sam’s eventual triumph over Weird Harold is treated as hers and hers alone, and Vampire Science never feels like it allows the Doctor’s reaction to Sam’s wounding and temporary disempowerment to unduly overshadow proceedings in the grand fridging tradition.

But underlying all of this is a sense that Orman and Blum have at least tried to pre-empt some of the accusations of political vacuousness that will inevitably be levelled against Sam, and to find a workable niche for her in the ensemble. For all that her comfortable white middle-class English upbringing might mean that her high-minded ideals aren’t always backed up with definitive life experience, Vampire Science posits that she might be able to acquire that experience through her travels in the TARDIS, and maybe eventually manage to live up to those ideals that she prizes so dearly.

It isn’t a perfect solution by any means. Certainly, there’s an argument to be made that defining Sam in so ironclad a fashion as “the one who learns things by being around the Doctor” inherently limits how much she can ever feasibly develop, at least when she is sharing the same narrative real estate with the Doctor. It wouldn’t be entirely unfair to state that this really just represents the EDAs kicking the proverbial can a little further down the road, and it’s telling that the four-book arc leading up to Seeing I needs to go to such drastic measures to separate Sam from the Doctor so that she has the vaguest hope of developing.

And yet as single-book character arcs go, it’s readable, it’s nuanced, and it just about works as a broad-strokes outline for how to get the character of Sam to a state where she can reliably function. It’s an innovation just as significant as the first prolonged stirrings of the anarchic, hyperactive and distractable characterisation of the Eighth Doctor, even if it shares the same pitfalls of requiring future EDA authors to be working on the same page.

Which, as we’ll soon see, can be something of a tall order at the best of times.

With faith serving as a central theme in Vampire Science – and given how much religious iconography tends to seep into vampire fiction, the book is really just pulling from a well-established tradition here – it’s also unsurprising that Sam’s vociferous and forceful political opinions are contrasted against the other members of the guest cast.

We’ve already touched on Shackle, of course, but in many ways the most obvious dramatic foil for Sam comes in the form of Carolyn. No small part of this is undoubtedly down to her origins as a return appearance by Grace, and trying to add some definition to the newest member of the regular cast by contrasting her against her direct televised predecessor is a reasonably solid solution to the problem.

Even if that might have fallen through, however, there remain shades of the “tired of living but afraid of dying” characterisation to her character, though the change in her specialisation from cardiology to biochemistry and oncology has necessarily wrought a similar shift in her ultimate aim. Where before we had “to hold back death,” now we have “find a cure for cancer,” stated just as bluntly as if to reinforce the parallel even further.

Interestingly enough, the ultimate trajectory of Carolyn’s arc – learning to rediscover the magic of life that she had found on an initial brief encounter with the Doctor, while also tempering that against the bedrock reality of the relationship that she’s already found on Earth – seems to hearken even further forwards to the characterisation of Amy Pond during the Eleventh Doctor’s era. It’s executed pretty well, serving as another solid example of the distinct thematic Orman-Moffat thematic resonance that I’ve noted in the past, though building a significant portion of Sam’s first appearance around the possibility of an alternative companion does rather predictably give rise to the expected “Why couldn’t we have had Carolyn instead?” comments from the anti-Sam camp.

If Carolyn and Sam both offer up snapshots of overpowering or misplaced belief, then Slake and his crew of vampires would seem to caution against the dangers of hollow, all-pervasive nihilism. Orman and Blum aren’t exactly subtle here, introducing us to Slake in the midst of a desperate attempt at theatrics to wow some disinterested Goths at the Other Place. With the aforementioned references on Harris’ part to Interview with the Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade, it seems that Slake has chosen the vacant spectacle of popular culture as the foundation of his ideological edifice, for all that he might make some token stabs at depth by kitting out his apartment in suitably nihilistic Nietzsche tomes.

In one of many great Doctor moments, the Time Lord makes all of this quite plain: “In forty years even the most mundane of these people can raise a family, get new jobs, do things they’ve never done before – and you’re still doing just what you did back in your gang in 1956. Talk about arrested development. All these years and you’re still a teenager.”

And that is, one suspects, the heart of the matter. At the end of the day, Vampire Science seems far more sympathetic to the youthful blundering of Sam Jones than it does to Slake’s brand of careful, practised stasis. Hell, it even seems that the book would rather take the quiet retreat into political banality enjoyed by Sam’s parents and the 1960s generation as a whole over perpetual fixity, and for all that we could perhaps make some snide remarks about how this marks Vampire Science as a work produced on the cusp of Tony Blair and New Labour, the basic premise of embracing change over stagnation strikes close enough to some of the big themes at the heart of Doctor Who that it just about works.

And so, too, does Vampire Science. It may not be an absolute, unalloyed masterpiece, but to expect the EDAs to so rapidly and totally grasp their own identity after just two books feels rather unrealistic, particularly when the first of those two books was as wretched as The Eight Doctors ended up being.

For now, it’s more than enough for the novels to prove that they can turn out entertaining, quick-paced adventures with a workable vision of the Doctor and Sam, while not completely sacrificing the depth and innovations brought by the New Adventures in the process. Taken on those terms, it’s tough to call this anything but a resounding success.

Miscellaneous Observations

I didn’t really comment too extensively on the Doctor’s characterisation here, as I don’t know if I have too much to add to the conversation that hasn’t already been said, but suffice it to say that the definition of Eight as “Life’s Champion” largely goes down a treat. Even if defining the character so heavily by reference to the ways he differs from his predecessor may not have been the best long-term game plan, it’s just about excusable when you consider how little the EDAs had to work with at the very beginning.

Speaking of ways Vampire Science turned out way better than it really had any right to, let’s just pause for a moment and acknowledge just how insanely prolific Kate Orman has been in the past few months leading up to July 1997. Between capping off the Seventh Doctor’s arc in The Room With No Doors and frantically scrambling to get So Vile a Sin to a state where it was fit for publication, not to mention somehow squeezing in a short story for Re:Generations along the way, it’s a wonder this book is at all enjoyable.

In fact, to hear Orman tell it in conversation with David J. Howe, she largely delegated responsibility for the handling of Vampire Science to Blum in order that she might better focus on So Vile a Sin, and for all that I’ve focused in on Orman over the course of this review far more than I have her then-fiancé and now-husband, I’d be remiss if I didn’t comment on how seamlessly the pair’s writing styles have meshed together in the final analysis.

There aren’t the same markers that might have allowed one to make an educated guess as to the division of the Aaronovitch/Orman segments in So Vile a Sin, say, and it’s therefore no great surprise that the two of them would form one of the more enduring creative partnerships in the Wilderness Years from this point on.

Final Thoughts

Well, hopefully this one has redeemed me some in the eyes of the EDA fans after so thoroughly trashing The Eight Doctors. Coupled with The Devil Goblins from Neptune, it looks like we might actually be in for a better start to the BBC Books line than we might have been led to believe. What’s up next? A Troughton novel, you say? Hmm… do I have to? Oh well, join me next time as we see if the PDAs prove any more adept at handling the Second Doctor than the MAs of old, and we welcome back Steve Lyons with The Murder Game. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin Decalog Reviews: Re:Generations, edited by Andy Lane and Justin Richards

We’re approaching the fringes here, people.

Covering the Decalogs was always going to mean squirreling myself into some rather strange and almost-forgotten niches within Doctor Who continuity. That is, if I’m being totally honest, part of the reason why it took me so long to even decide to cover the first two instalments, breaking the normal chronology of my reviews to jump back more than eighteen months from the gap between Lords of the Storm and Just War and talk about an anthology that, by rights, I should have covered immediately after Tragedy Day.

Indeed, nearly thirty years after the release of the first volume in the series, it seems fair to reflect at this juncture that very few Doctor Who fans are likely to remember the Decalogs as a particularly important part of the franchise’s history, even though every collection featured at least one story from a prominent member of Virgin’s established pool of writers. The only story that’s remotely likely to be remembered by those fans with a casual acquaintance with the Wilderness Years is, for obvious reasons, Steven Moffat’s Continuity Errors.

When you compare this to the status of BBC Books’ Short Trips series, which continues in spirit more than twenty-five years later, albeit under the auspices of a completely different company, in a completely different medium, it seems fair to say that there’s something of a disparity here, and that’s honestly a shame.

Not only was the series able to attract some legitimate Wilderness Years talent, and turn out quite a few solid and creative stories in the process, but it was really the first sustained attempt at providing fans with completely original adventures for past Doctors, predating the launch of the Missing Adventures by four months. It is perhaps something of an exaggeration to declare that a company like Big Finish, say, owes the entirety of its early business model to the Decalogs, but the collections certainly laid a lot of important groundwork that later series would build on, be that in the form of novels, short story collections or, yes, audio dramas.

And in retrospect, one is forced to wonder whether the waning cachet of the Decalogs can be almost entirely ascribed to these final two instalments. In terms of novels, we are, of course, still in that strange and fleeting liminal space between the publication of The Dying Days – or So Vile a Sin, if you’re a particularly pedantic stickler for the release order of the novels – and The Eight Doctors, with Virgin having definitively lost their Doctor Who license at this point.

As we saw last time, the New Adventures have attempted to solve this particular problem by pivoting to cover the escapades of Bernice Summerfield, but the consequences for the franchise’s short fiction are considerably stranger. After the publication of Consequences in July 1996, the third and final Decalog to be released before the expiry of Virgin’s mandate for producing new Doctor Who stories, there would be a twenty-month gap before BBC Books’ inaugural Short Trips anthology hit shelves in March 1998, representing the longest such hiatus since the launch of the Decalogs three years ago.

By all accounts, it was also an unplanned hiatus, which is as good a summary as any of the chaos that we’re going to observe in the initial months of the BBC Books line. Preliminary reports in Doctor Who Magazine had suggested that Short Trips was to be released about six months earlier, being slated for publication alongside Paul Leonard’s Genocide and Christopher Bulis’ The Ultimate Treasure in September 1997.

(Eagle-eyed readers might perhaps notice that The Ultimate Treasure‘s release date was similarly buffeted about, eventually swapping places with Gary Russell’s Business Unusual and taking the August slot. Like I said, chaos.)

Although the interior workings of BBC Books from this time are still rather hazy, it seems likely that the collection was delayed by the company making an editorial switchover from the hands of Nuala Buffini – who found herself in the supremely unfortunate position of being arbitrarily lumped with the stewardship of the Doctor Who range despite having very little knowledge about or attachment to the franchise – to those of Stephen Cole, an impression which becomes all but inescapable once you consider Cole’s eventual status as Short Trips‘ editor, to say nothing of his three pseudonymous writing credits within the collection proper.

Virgin thus found themselves with an unexpected grace period, a span of time in which they were the only people putting out anything vaguely resembling Doctor Who short story collections, and Re:Generations is the first of their two attempts to capitalise on this newfound opportunity. Rather than take the more obvious route of, say, building the collection around short, sharp solo adventures for Benny, they instead opt for something a little more interesting, with each of the customary ten stories here exploring the life of a different extended family member of one Adjudicator Roslyn Forrester, across a millennium’s worth of history.

In a way, it’s a gesture that seems to serve as the final apotheosis of the increasing emphasis that the New Adventures put on charting out a credible and internally consistent “Future History” from Love and War onwards, while also making plain the degree to which the role of the companion had been rapidly expanded in the decade since Ace joined the television programme in Dragonfire.

To compare against the last time the franchise was dealing with a four-person TARDIS crew as a matter of course – as Roz’s tenure did, at least before Benny’s wedding in Happy Endings – it seems doubtful that one could have ever envisioned Nyssa, Tegan or Turlough ever being able to withstand the weight of this kind of treatment, interesting characters though they may have each been. Re:Generations is only remotely possible thanks to the work done by novels like The Also People or So Vile a Sin in giving Roz a distinct and readily comprehensible point of view on the universe around her, shaped by her own personal history.

But even with all of that being said, it does mean that we’re just about brushing up against the limits of how far I’m willing to go into the weeds of Wilderness Years literature. We’re not quite at the very edge, mind you. I’ll save that for Wonders, where there’s basically only one story that even remotely ties into the larger Doctor Who universe, and maybe two depending on how kind you’re willing to be towards Stephen Marley.

For now, though, let’s put aside just as much of that “future context” baggage as we would be willing to lose in the confusion of a particularly crowded airport terminal, as we celebrate both the sixtieth anniversary of Doctor Who and the one-hundredth book ever reviewed on Dale’s Ramblings, and I try and see if my writing style can adequately recreate… well, the confusion of a particularly crowded airport terminal, as it happens.

It’s as apt an analogy for the experience of this blog as any, I feel…

1. Second Chances by Alex Stewart

Second Chances starts us off with the sole Doctor Who contribution from writer Alex Stewart, perhaps better known these days to fans of the Warhammer 40,000 series by his pseudonym, Sandy Mitchell, a name under which he wrote the ten-book Ciaphas Cain series from 2003 to 2013, as well as two novels in the Dark Heresy series.

Taking a glance at his page on the Internet Speculative Fiction Database – where I expect I’ll be spending quite a bit of time for the reviews of both this collection and Wonders, given the branching out into writers less directly connected with Doctor Who fan culture – I’d tentatively hazard a guess and say that his most prestigious publication at the time of May 1997 would probably have been Temps, a 1991 anthology that he co-edited with none other than Neil Gaiman.

(Its central premise seems to boil down to “people with superpowers are commonplace and the government forces everyone with such powers to register and be on call to save the country,” which doesn’t sound especially original these days when we’re so inured to superheroes as a concept in the wake of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but I dunno, maybe it was great at the time. I can’t really find anyone discussing this anthology at great length, and I mostly just bring it up to note that one of the collection’s contributors, not so coincidentally, is Liz Holliday, about whom more in about four stories’ time. And also Kim Newman, who we won’t be talking about for a much longer span of time… and relative.)

There would perhaps be a temptation to try and see if there are any inklings of Warhammer-esque stylings at play here, but the fact that I am almost wholly unfamiliar with the franchise certainly does me no favours, so you’re probably looking in the wrong place for that kind of analysis. Nevertheless, it should also be noted that Second Chances seems to be playing in a cyberpunk sandbox that owes much more to the work of William Gibson than it does to Games Workshop.

Obviously, this isn’t the first time the Virgin novels have messed around with cyberpunk. Ben Aaronovitch’s perennially controversial Transit had established the genre as a foundational element of the series’ view of Earth’s Future History, although novels like Warhead and Love and War had already hinted at that particular development even earlier.

In the intervening years, however, cyberpunk had well and truly established itself as a cultural force to be reckoned with. When Jan de Bont’s Speed became a smash hit, Sony Pictures saw fit to capitalise on Keanu Reeves’ newfound status as a cinematic man of action by editing Robert Longo’s adaptation of Gibson’s 1981 short story Johnny Mnemonic into a more conventional action film. Gibson would also pop over to The X-Files less than a year after the publication of Re:Generations, contributing Kill Switch to the programme’s fifth season in February 1998 with the aid of longtime collaborator Tom Maddox, and the duo would return in the seventh season with First Person Shooter.

By the close of the decade, audiences would also be treated to David Cronenberg’s eXistenZ – featuring some English fellow by the name of Christopher Eccleston, but I have no idea who that even is so we’re just gonna breeze past him – alongside Dark City and The Matrix. That list, admittedly, does begin to show the cracks in any attempt to describe the genre as ever finding lasting mainstream success, with The Matrix really being the only credible candidate that could be said to have made a huge splash on release.

Even with most of the other films on the list having achieved some measure of cult classic status among science-fiction devotees in recent years, The Matrix seems forever destined to serve as the cultural touchstone for the 1990s interest in cyberpunk within the minds of the general public.

Still, for all that the box office returns might not have been there, the fact that so many writers and directors hit upon the same idea nigh-simultaneously is usually a pretty good sign that the concepts at hand speak to some deeper discomforts at work in society writ large, and Second Chances slots neatly into that trend.

Indeed, for all that the loss of the Doctor Who license has seemingly forced Virgin to play a bit coy in slotting the events on Pellucidar Station into a given point on humanity’s timeline as established in the New Adventures, the talk of drones and colony ships only just starting to venture beyond Pluto would seem to anchor Second Chances in the general vicinity of Transit, an impression broadly confirmed by Heritage‘s dating of the Mandela‘s departure from Earth to 2059.

And to Stewart’s credit, he provides a story that builds pretty well off that established setting, which is precisely what the first entry in a collection like this should do. As we’ve said, the Decalogs really need to prove themselves capable of pulling from the tapestry crafted by their NA forerunners, and while I doubt I’ll come away from Re:Generations thinking of this as the best story in the collection, I understand why Lane and Richards made the decision to position it as the introduction.

The central conceit is a pretty clever one, with one John Michael Forrester suddenly collapsing on the way home from his maintenance job and seemingly awakening to find himself trapped in the datanet, with everyone he attempts to contact seeming to believe him to be dead. Intrigued by this mystery, he sets out to find the individuals responsible for his death. Think Jerry Zucker’s Ghost if it was written by Raymond Chandler, essentially.

Or at least, a version of Raymond Chandler who knew what the Internet was…

The biggest problem here is something that we should be pretty familiar with, more than thirty stories into the Decalogs as we are. There simply isn’t enough time to get to know this particular Forrester, and the obvious lack of any easily recognisable TARDIS team to latch onto only exacerbates the issue.

This is a twenty-two page story, but John collapses on the sixth page, and from there we spend about nine or ten pages with his investigations before we come to the realisation that we’re actually following the escapades of an artificial intelligence that merely believes itself to be John. From there, he saves his guilt-stricken “murderer” from a suicide attempt and runs off into the sunset… or I guess doesn’t, since he’s travelling in interstellar space, but you get what I mean. We get enough context as to the type of person John is that it’s not a completely wasted exercise, yet it still feels like Stewart could have done with some more breathing room.

With that being said, I do like the way in which all the plausible motives set up in the early scenes of John’s work life are steadily demolished, with the whole thing coming down to a simple mugging gone wrong. It’s a bit ruthlessly functional, sure, and not the most unpredictable of resolutions – and the same can be said of the obvious parallel between John’s lost sister and Madge’s near loss of Cal – but I think it still has the desired effect.

In fact, it’s hard not to detect at least a faint inkling of social commentary in the setup of the mystery here. This is, at its heart, the story of a working-class Black man stuck watching the investigation into his own death from the outside, and the chief investigator proves totally unable to ascertain the truth without a tip from Eddie de Soto, a man written off as an “indigent” and a loan shark by the paycops – a phrase which, incidentally, surely serves as one of the more sinister invocations of a police-industrial complex I’ve ever heard. There’s a sense that the bulk of the paycops, institutionally speaking, embody McLusky’s solemn declaration that “[somebody] has to keep the streets clean,” and refuse to take a much more active interest in the community beyond that mandate.

It’s hard to discuss commentary of that nature within a British science-fiction context without touching upon the murder of Stephen Lawrence, an eighteen-year-old Black man murdered while waiting for a bus in Eltham on April 22, 1993. Although six suspects were arrested in connection with the crime, none were charged, and the Metropolitan Police Service came under heavy criticism from the public, including a memorable Daily Mail headline in February 1997 which accused the suspects of being murderers and directly challenged them to sue the publication for defamation.

Two months after the printing of Re:Generations, newly appointed Home Secretary Jack Straw would order an inquiry into the incident, and the findings contained within the so-called Macpherson Report found the MPS to have been incompetent and institutionally racist in their handling of Lawrence’s murder.

Second Chances never stresses the point too heavily, and most of this is just ambient background noise – though there is some neat symmetry in the story’s namechecking Tower Hamlets, which had, in the same year as Lawrence’s murder, elected Derek Beackon to become the first ever British National Party candidate to sit on a local council – but it does help lend some additional weight to what might otherwise be a humdrum bit of cyberpunk. Far from being a transcendental effort on the part of the Decalogs, but it’s certainly not a bad way to start out the collection by any means.

2. No One Goes to Halfway There by Kate Orman

Looking back, it’s honestly quite astounding just how busy Kate Orman has been throughout 1996 and 1997. The Left-Handed HummingbirdSet Piece and SLEEPY had all been separated from each other by a little over a year, but the latter half of 1996 saw the writer step up the pace of her output considerably.

Not only that, but with the exception of the entertaining diversion that was Return of the Living Dad, most of her assignments in this period tended to be pretty weighty and consequential pieces. The Room With No Doors needed to tie up all this Time’s Champion malarkey and give something approaching a conclusion to Chris’ character arc, while So Vile a Sin required Orman to step in to perform extensive literary surgery upon Ben Aaronovitch’s ailed manuscript.

Even two months from now, Vampire Science will effectively be forced to serve as the “proper” introduction to the Eighth Doctor and Sam Jones, if only because Terrance Dicks had so horrifically botched his own attempt at that task in The Eight Doctors.

No One Goes to Halfway There, then, is an odd duck, perpetually overshadowed by the many, many genuine Orman classics surrounding it. It’s too much to seriously argue that this is some undiscovered gem on par with The Room With No Doors, because it really isn’t. It simply can’t outclass that novel in terms of raw thematic weight, nor can it even feasibly match the sprawling, epic grandeur of So Vile a Sin.

Equally, however, we ought to return to one of the oldest truisms in these Decalog reviews, namely that it’s rather unrealistic to hold short stories and novels to quite the same standards. More to the point, there’s always a certain baseline level of finesse that you can expect from an Orman story, and this one is no exception.

If the overall impression left by Second Chances was that of a broadly functional yet slightly detached exploration of an unabashedly “hard SF” concept, Orman predictably proves herself considerably more adept in her handling of similarly heady concepts. The central threat of No One Goes to Halfway There is, after all, that of an incomprehensible extradimensional being extruding itself into our paltry three-dimensional world and wreaking havoc in its wake, and there’s plenty of talk of accretion discs and black holes and all that good stuff, so if nothing else, you certainly can’t fault the story for thinking small in its science.

This being Orman, though, there’s still a recognition that the human dimension is the most important of all in a story like this. No One Goes to Halfway There is only about six pages longer than Second Chances, and yet the friendship between Theresa and Peta feels far more fully-formed than any of the myriad interpersonal relationships that John was a part of, buoyed considerably by the space afforded to smaller, low-key scenes to actually establish the emotional stakes for these two people who inevitably find themselves caught up in the throes of tragedy.

Even a character like Bob, who is only ever discussed or reminisced about by others, is still charted with enough skill that we get a pretty good sense of what he must have been like before the unfortunate run-in with the extradimensional object that sets the plot into motion, and feel some small yet tangible sense of loss at his passing.

Theresa herself is also interesting as the first Forrester in the collection to definitively live in a time where the family is possessed of considerable wealth and influence. That certainly could have been true of John, but the fact that he was stuck in a rather working-class maintenance profession would tend to suggest otherwise.

Naturally, with her status as a pariah who fled from the family fortune to take on a less prestigious role, Theresa seems destined to invite comparisons to Roz, but the tenor of the glimpses we see of her interactions with the family feels just different enough that it doesn’t feel like a bland retread.

For one, one never got the sense that Roz was having to actively avoid the investigations of her family into her whereabouts as Theresa does here, an impression which will basically be solidified by the time we get to Dependence Day. On the contrary, Leabie and co. seemed reasonably content to allow the latter-day Forrester to pursue a career in Adjudication. It’s only after her disappearance in the wake of Original Sin that the family’s feelers start to be extended throughout the Empire in earnest.

Although the Forrester family doesn’t seem quite as powerful as all that in Theresa’s time – there’s not a Baronial Palace in sight, I tell you! – they still hold enough clout to untangle their wayward daughter’s trail of bribes and obfuscations and track her down to the solace of the Triton pilot school at which she’s taken up residence, rendering them a decidedly sinister force in a way that can’t help but shake some of the audience’s perceptions about the family whose rise we’re charting throughout this collection.

We also get to witness Orman at her most gleefully experimental in her willingness to actively toy with the form and construction of her stories, which has been a recurring feature of her work ever since the phenomenal “stopping the tape” sequence back in the days of The Left-Handed Hummingbird.

Here, there’s a sense that she’s really pulled out all the stops. The story bookends itself with diary entries from Theresa, the first of which starts out in media res before jumping back three weeks. The space flight sequences are delivered in the form of a chat log, while the footage from Bob’s visual log becomes a shooting script. It’s even structured so as to have two cleanly delineated “parts,” and the numerous section titles peppered throughout start indirectly commenting upon the dialogue of the characters at certain points.

Some of this might run the risk of falling under the category of “trying to be too clever,” but Orman has a strong enough grasp of her abilities at this stage that she’s able to make it flow pretty smoothly, and there’s nothing here that manages to be as awkward as the bullet-pointed Ant attack on the Parisian chateau in Set Piece.

(I’ll take “Sentences That You’d Only Hear In Relation To Doctor Who” for $500, thank you very much…)

Another point which one might instinctively balk at is the lack of a precise explanation as to the nature of the probe attacking the colony on Halfway There, but that’s only really a problem if you have an absolute zero-tolerance policy towards any sort of intentional ambiguity in your fiction. Indeed, it would perhaps be more accurate to say that we are provided with multiple competing answers to the question, which is in many ways the more interesting option anyway.

If you were to force me to put my money where my mouth is and give my opinion as to the “correct” explanation, I would probably say that I side with the notion of it being some kind of incomprehensible alien artist. Even aside from its twisting every object it comes into contact with into strange and abstract shapes, there seems to be the suggestion that its presence induces some measure of violence upon the very fabric of the story in which it’s housed.

Theresa notes that, besides Peta, the bedraggled survivors of Halfway There with whom she falls in seem to have had their personhood erased in some fashion. The collapsing debris from the colony’s central complex is said to fall into a “discontinuity,” a rather choice selection of wording that should make the ears of any self-respecting modern science-fiction fan prick up.

But perhaps the most revealing change wrought by the strange being seems to be an alteration of the characters’ ability to utter profanities, with the radio logs’ judicious use of “[expletive deleted]” giving way to no less than two uses of the word “fuck” in the back half of the story. For Virgin, this shift carries a deep symbolism, given how seismic the initial controversy over Transit‘s whole-hearted embrace of cursing and sexuality was.

There’s certainly something delightfully cheeky in the decision to so readily return to the reckless abandon with which those early NAs treated the topic, but it also serves, in a roundabout way, to reaffirm Re:Generations‘ status as a fringe bystander on the very edge of the Wilderness Years fracas.

After all, Virgin only really gets to enjoy this kind of freedom by dint of their no longer having to serve as the public face of new Doctor Who, and there’s a sense in which BBC Books’ reclamation of the franchise’s prose license has visited an incomprehensible artistic violence all of its own upon the identity of the NAs and Decalogs. They can act out and use all sorts of foul language, but the simple fact of the matter is that nobody is liable to take much notice anymore.

After nearly six years, no one goes to the New Adventures.

3. Shopping for Eternity by Gus Smith

Given Gus Smith’s status as a one-time contributor to the world of Doctor Who, I was initially hoping to give him the same treatment as Alex Stewart. Unfortunately, his entry on the ISFDB is stunningly bare, with Shopping for Eternity being one of a mere six short story credits that he has to his name, alongside a full-length dark fantasy novel from 2001 set in Newcastle entitled Feather and Bone, whose Goodreads blurb promises an exploration of “child abuse, poverty, homosexuality, retirement, and paparazzi.”

Oh and also, one of the aforementioned six short stories bears the glorious title of The Incorporeal Crapshooters from the Ghost Planet Kring. That’s all I have to say about that, really. Other than, y’know, I’d really like to read it.

So, with all of that out of the way, I guess we really have no choice but to talk about Shopping for Eternity. Thankfully, that’s no great loss, as this was probably my favourite story thus far, and a pretty solid contender for one of my favourites across the entirety of the Decalog series.

Admittedly, if you strip it back to the basics of its plotting, it doesn’t exactly seem like it’s up to much. It’s a pretty simple story about another Forrester – Jon, this time, a name which is unfortunately close to John from Second Chances, and which is the type of mildly confusing thing you’d have hoped Lane and Richards might have caught somewhere along the line – finding himself embroiled in a web of corporate intrigue, with the slightest tinge of a religious-inflected space Western about the whole thing.

Somewhere along the line, however, Shopping for Eternity manages to become far more than the sum of its parts, and offers up a bitingly cynical exploration of 1990s corporate America, the rise of the religious right, and the media manipulation that bridges the gap between the two.

Particularly attentive readers will, in all likelihood, recall that we’ve made quite a big deal of late about the degree to which we are presently situated in the superficial peak of the so-called Third Way, with Tony Blair’s newly-elected Labour government still having spent only two weeks basking in the golden afterglow of their landslide victory, bringing to a close eighteen consecutive years of Conservative Party dominance. Clinton, too, is pretty comfortably positioned to ride out his second term, provided we don’t end up with a particularly sordid Oval Office sex scandal on our hands.

But this narrative is, by necessity, incomplete. Obviously, one can’t talk about the character of the strange unipolar moment that was the 1990s without eventually gravitating towards figures like Clinton and Blair, and they certainly make up a substantive portion of the era’s history, yet if you want to talk about the long-term impact of the decade upon the global political culture, you also simply can’t avoid talking about the religious right.

Like any good nebulously-defined sociopolitical trend, it should be stressed that the religious right didn’t spontaneously pop into existence one not-so-fine day in the mid-1990s. Rather, the decade’s more visible manifestations served as a boiling over of pre-existing tensions. Most commonly, this is dated to the mid-1970s, and to Gerald Ford’s pursuit of the Catholic vote in the wake of the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, although there are certainly shades of religiosity to be found in the Southern strategy employed by Barry Goldwater and Richard Nixon in the 1960s.

Still, there had been a pronounced skewing towards Christian voters at play within the Republican Party, a trend which only grew more evident throughout the 1980s and into the 1990s. Southern Baptist minister Pat Robertson of the Christian Broadcasting Network served on a number of task forces and committees throughout the Reagan presidency, and although the preacher would lose his bid for the Republican presidential nomination to Vice President George H. W. Bush in 1988, his campaign is generally credited with being a watershed moment in the religious right’s realisation that they could feasibly mobilise themselves given enough media savvy and know-how.

Untangling the facets of the conservative media machine that sprung up in Robertson’s wake could undoubtedly fill thousands of words in its own right, but suffice it to say that it is this ability to weaponise a rapidly-evolving media landscape which arguably proved the most insidious legacy of 1990s conservatism. For vindication of this, one need only look at how many pillars of the modern right-wing misinformation machine got their starts in the decade.

Rush Limbaugh may have achieved national syndication in 1988, but he hit The New York Times Best Seller List with the publication of his first two books in 1992 and 1993. Fox News started broadcasting to an audience of seventeen million cable-viewers in October 1996, while the Drudge Report – soon to be pivotal in the breaking of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, and hiring one Andrew Breitbart for good measure – had begun its life as an email-based gossip column a year earlier. Alex Jones’ InfoWars would eventually go online in March 1999.

All of this, as you might have surmised by now, leans rather heavily on an American perspective of the 1990s, rather than the more obvious British lens which more frequently presents itself when talking about Doctor Who, but in fairness much the same is true of Shopping for Eternity itself.

It’s pretty clear that Smith has drawn from a religious iconography more specific to the United States in his crafting of New Zion. The very name of the planet evokes the Christian Zionist eschatology that was gathering steam among evangelicals at the time, while Jon’s ill-fated son et lumière performance at the theatre in Rehoboth seems consciously modelled upon televangelist megachurches in the grand Joel Osteen tradition. Osteen-tation, if you will. The people of Ebenezer, on the other hand, recall distinctly American religious subcultures like the Amish and the Mormons, or even more contemporary and straightforwardly cultish examples like David Koresh’s Branch Davidians.

Through all of this, the twin spectres of the Pabulum Corporation and its attendant consumerism haunt our wayward Forrester at every turn, and it’s definitely quite compelling to watch. Much like the eschatological and religious fears running through Shopping for Eternity, there’s a sense that Pabulum is grounded firmly in the 1990s.

We’re told by the trusty Tranlis Difarallio that the story unfolds in the wake of the conflict between humanity and the Daleks – sorry, “ruthless, implacable alien foes”- with the corporations spreading their influence throughout the resulting power vacuums that sprung up across the disadvantaged and forgotten colonies at the fringes of human space. It is, in short, a pretty close match for the kind of economic globalisation that went into full swing in the final years of the twentieth century, insofar as terms like “global” can really apply to interstellar distances.

Even the corporation’s methodology seems to owe more to a sort of sinister capitalist logic than it does to open belligerence, as we’re informed that the company typically likes to allow particularly pioneering individuals to do the hard work of settling and terraforming a new world, only to swoop in and reap the long-term benefits of that labour. The scale of their Machiavellian manipulations here runs the risk of seeming contrived, turning every part of New Zion society encountered by Jon into a means of entrapping him into the role of unwitting Messiah, but it’s a testament to Smith that he absolutely sells the operatic tone of the piece to the point where I, at least, completely bought it.

Indeed, if this story were released a few years later, one might almost suspect Pabulum of being a thinly-veiled commentary on the kinds of megacorporations that were increasingly coming to dominate life in the Western world, but since we’re still in the earliest days of companies like Amazon, and we haven’t even so much as seen the foundation of other major players like Google or Netflix, that seems like a bit of a stretch.

The closest parallel you could probably draw would be to Microsoft, whose bundling of Internet Explorer with Windows 95 was coming under increasing scrutiny, culminating in a motion from the Justice Department ordering the cessation of the practice in October 1997, and eventually to the company’s being labelled an “abusive monopoly” in United States v. Microsoft Corp. in 2001.

Still, all of this just speaks to how well Shopping for Eternity has aged in the intervening quarter of a century. Not only that, but there’s a charming satirical edge to many of Jon Forrester’s interactions, which helps the story breeze by, ratcheting along to a showstopping conclusion in the most literal of senses. Plus, it features an all-too-tantalisingly brief appearance by The Incorporeal Crapshooters from the Ghost Planet Kring.

That alone makes it worthy of commendation.

4. Heritage by Ben Jeapes

Heritage marks the second occasion on which we’ve run into Ben Jeapes, following Timevault in the previous collection. It’s also the last such occasion, as he never again contributes to Doctor Who past this point.

Broadly speaking, Timevault was a perfectly serviceable little story which was dealt an astronomically bad hand by being positioned right after Steven Moffat’s legitimately brilliant Continuity Errors. Personally, I found its biggest fault to be the inability to adequately commit to either of its two big ideas, starting out as a pandemic thriller with a race against the viral clock, before suddenly and inelegantly throwing in the return of a long-dead species out to get vengeance upon the Time Lords.

Still, having too many ideas is at least a novel problem for a Decalog story to be plagued with, and Jeapes had a solid enough grasp on the characterisation of the Doctor and K-9 that I still found myself interested in seeing how his sophomore effort would shape up. Having just finished Heritage, however, I find myself more conflicted and confused than ever.

On the one hand, yes, Jeapes has wisely pulled back the scope of his ambitions so that the premise can be adequately and succinctly summarised with a minimum of hassle and without sounding like two completely separate premises disjunctively glued together. What’s more, the premise is actually one of the more creative applications of the collection’s core structure, centring on the discovery of John Michael Forrester’s long-lost sister Billy on board the sleeper ship Mandela some three-hundred years after the events of Second Chances.

Intellectually speaking, all the pieces are there for a story that I might really enjoy. The stage is set for some kind of exploration of the mutable and shifting nature of family history, perhaps personified by the twisting of the Forresters’ origins in the Nelson Mandela housing estate in Tower Hamlets into a direct familial connection to the man himself. By rights, we should be looking at another grand, operatic tragedy, but for whatever reason, it never quite materialises.

One of the biggest hurdles doesn’t even come from the text of the story itself, but instead from the standard Difarallio prelude that sets the scene. Jeapes has very clearly structured Heritage so as to preserve the twist of Chandos’ not actually being a member of Earth’s official naval forces.

In fact, for the particularly genre fiction-obsessed members of the audience, the deception is carried a step further, with the basic idea of a “modern” starship’s crew awakening a group of cryogenically-frozen colonists from centuries in the past bearing a striking resemblance to the first season finale of Star Trek: The Next GenerationThe Neutral Zone. Actually, to be fair, I was gonna let Jeapes off the hook a little here and not even mention it, but he did rather force my hand by explicitly identifying the present year as 2364, i.e. the exact same year given by Data in the corresponding TNG episode.

(In a similar vein, New Canaan is so consistently referred to as a “Codominium” that I can only assume it isn’t a misspelling of “Condominium,” but rather a conscious nod to Jerry Pournelle’s CoDominium series of novels. I mean, it could just be a misspelling, but I do like to give writers the benefit of the doubt and presume some level of intentionality behind everything they put in their works.)

As the story wears on, however, what initially seems like another in a long line of uninspired Star Trek homages in 1990s Doctor Who becomes something far shrewder, utilising the audience’s own potential familiarity with what the story initially appears to be in order to deceive them into believing Chandos to be a different sort of character than he is.

Or at least, that’s the theory. For some unfathomable reason, though, Lane and Richards – who I’m assuming are the writers of the Difarallio paragraphs – saw fit, in listing the kinds of occupations held by the Forresters in this brave new world of the 2360s, to float the possibility of members of the family serving as “opportunistic raiders and pirates.” As such, the degree to which the revelation that Chandos is, in fact, an opportunistic raider and a pirate can actually be considered a “surprise” is severely compromised from the jump.

Then again, I’ve never really been one to nitpick or complain about twists being “spoiled,” and I’ll admit that I’m being atypically granular in my reasoning here. In fact, I’d probably be willing to write it all off as a minor hiccup if Chandos actually made for a remotely interesting villain, but, as you might have guessed, he doesn’t. “Why?” Billy implores her wayward descendant after he enacts a particularly cold-blooded bit of murder towards the story’s climax. “Because,” is his eloquent and well-considered response.

Truly Shakespearean, I tell you.

It’s not that all your villains necessarily have to have especially fleshed-out or fully-formed reasons for their despicable acts, nor do you even have to make them overtly sympathetic, but if you’re going to try and sell me on the ostensible “tragedy” of their fate, then it probably couldn’t hurt. At the very least, you’re going to need to give me some reason to care about someone who’s willing to wipe out an entire colony and a sleeper ship to preserve their piracy racket, or else the sum total of my emotional engagement with the story will probably be a non-committal “Eh, serves him right.”

That’s the problem at the heart of Heritage, really. It wants to be grand and epic and soaring, but for all its basic competence at telling a story – and, unlike Timevault, at understanding which stories it wants to tell to begin with – it never quite manages to land its punches.

(Also, the casual inclusion of an attempted rape of Billy is already a cynical enough ploy to hit the audience’s “Ooh this is edgy and uncomfortable” buttons as is, but it’s made infinitely worse by the decision to have Chandos rescue her and, by extension, preserve his image as a “good guy” in the audience’s view a little longer. It’s a rather crass, careless and narratively utilitarian handling of such a delicate issue, but then that’s Heritage in a nutshell, isn’t it?)

5. Burning Bright by Liz Holliday

Liz Holliday presents us with yet another one-and-done writer to mull over in regards to Re:Generations, although thankfully the arc of her general career is easier to quantify than that of someone like Gus Smith. A quick consultation of the ISFDB, alongside skimming an archived About the Author blurb from an old science-fiction magazine from 2007 – which I definitely didn’t find by employing such gauchely prosaic methods as looking at the Reference list for Holliday’s page on Wikipedia, mind you – reveals her to have been a pretty prolific contributor to the worlds of British speculative fiction, eventually serving as editor for such science fiction publications as Odyssey and Ben Jeapes’ own 3SF.

(I’m assuming the former is completely unrelated to a similarly-named South African magazine devoted to holistic and New Age ways of living, but at this point I’m not ruling anything out, alright?)

Also, she was apparently featured in the Guinness Book of World Records for having held a marathon 84-hour session of Dungeons & Dragons, which is, I would wager, something that very few other Doctor Who-adjacent writers can honestly say.

In terms of her being afforded the chance by Virgin to contribute to this collection, however, the most obvious intersection with the company’s past output is definitely her contribution of three novelisations of episodes from Jimmy McGovern’s hit crime drama series Cracker – and again, that Christopher Eccleston guy pops up, will he ever go away? – being one of only two authors to have adapted a script from all three seasons of the programme; the other, if you’re keeping score at home, is Jim Mortimore.

Certainly there are visible strains of Holliday’s time spent among the weeds of crime drama television to be found in Burning Bright, although the more blatantly procedural elements are mostly confined to the very beginning, before the bottom drops out from under that style of storytelling and Impsec, a nascent form of the Adjudicators who obviously occupy a pretty important place in any history of the Forresters thanks to Roz, is revealed to be a thoroughly corrupt institution beholden to corporate interests.

This shouldn’t exactly be surprising to anyone who has paid attention to the Adjudicators as they’ve been built up throughout the New Adventures, including in Roz’s own introductory novel, Original Sin, nor is it a great break from the organisation’s obvious textual forerunners, namely the Judges from Judge Dredd. Hell, if we take Second Chances into account, this isn’t even the first time issues of police corruption have formed the thematic backbone of a story in Re:Generations. But there’s a slight shift in focus here which proves revealing, as Burning Bright chooses to introduce us to the brutality of Impsec in the context of a heated riot.

Of course, this isn’t necessarily a framing which necessitates we discard our earlier discussion of race relations in the United Kingdom entirely. Certainly, you don’t end up with a country with such stark racial divisions without riots cropping up, and the 1990s saw these tensions repeatedly come to a head. In October 1993, thousands of demonstrators gathered on Winn’s Common to protest against the BNP’s opening up a headquarters in a bookshop in South East London, and the escalating violence – spurred on by the police’s liberal use of truncheons and horseback charges – ultimately left 74 people injured.

In the aftermath, Stephen Lawrence’s friend Duwayne Brooks, who had been with him at the time of his death, was among those charged by the Metropolitan Police for their involvement in the riots, although it later emerged that these charges were part of an attempt by the Special Demonstration Squad to discredit the organisers of the campaign demanding justice for Lawrence’s murder. The charges would later be dropped, and Brooks was awarded £100,000 compensation in 2006. Similar riots broke out in Brixton and Bradford in 1995, the latter of which has largely been overshadowed in subsequent years by the more extensive rioting witnessed by the city in 2001.

Still, there’s something to the heavy focus Burning Bright affords the role of media coverage in the inflammation of these tensions which can’t help but bring to mind the Los Angeles riots of 1992, and the lingering after-effects that would be felt in the years to come, perhaps most infamously in the media circus that the O. J. Simpson trial wound up becoming… which I actually talked about when discussing Guy Clapperton’s Tarnished Image last time, so, hooray for the rhyming of history, I guess.

Holliday seems to demonstrate a certain canny awareness of the way news coverage can significantly slant public opinion, and while it would be frankly laughable to suggest that the country which serves as one of the staunchest bastions of the Murdoch press doesn’t have its issues with horribly skewed reporting, the frenzy that gripped reporters in 1990s Los Angeles still seemed to operate on a whole other level. After all, it’s hard not to read the introduction of Kenzie, attempting to record the violent excesses of Impsec, without being put in mind of the infamous videotape of Rodney King’s brutal beating at the hands of the Los Angeles Police Department.

(Appropriately enough, a scan of my past writing reveals that the two previous occasions on which I’ve referenced King’s case were in my reviews of Tarnished Image and Original Sin, which goes a long way towards making my point, I feel…)

If there’s one big flaw to Burning Bright, it’s that these ideas of police brutality are quickly mixed with a whole bunch of unrelated 1990s concerns, which certainly makes for a thematically dense read, but prevents Holliday from ever making too substantive a statement on any one topic. Moreover, even the very presentation of the story’s ideas feels cobbled together from some kind of “New Adventures/Decalogs Greatest Hits” compilation, even to the point of reiterating ideas from elsewhere within this very same collection.

We’ve touched on the basic fears of police corruption and brutality that motivated Second Chances, but we’ve also got a bit of the Christian eschatology from Shopping for Eternity mixed in, alongside the basic premise of “There’s something weird going on with the colony’s communications satellite(s)” that we saw in No One Goes to Halfway There. Plus, after Damaged Goods, you do rather get the feeling that Virgin would have been well-advised to stay away from “drugs that mess with people’s latent psychic powers,” since it’s highly unlikely that anyone can offer a better spin on that topic than Russell T. Davies. Predictably, nobody did.

Nevertheless, this isn’t a bad story by any means, and it certainly doesn’t approach the kind of mediocrity we just witnessed in Heritage. Despite handily being the collection’s longest story, at a whopping thirty-seven pages, Holliday is shrewd enough to keep the plot moving at a steady pace. Similarly, while I’m not quite sold on Anjak and Kenzie’s relationship as being the deepest romance in the universe, the development of their grudging admiration for one another is charming enough that the ending does pack the appropriate punch, even if “And then this member of the Forrester family died horribly” is becoming something of a predictable beat for the collection at this point.

So yeah, I think the final judgment on Burning Bright is “interesting but imperfect,” and I’ve certainly read far worse stories over the course of the Decalogs. I do wish Holliday had gotten the chance to write more stories, but as is I suppose we’ll just have to chalk her up as another in the long line of writers to slip through the Decalogs’ cracks, unfortunately.

6. C9H13NO3 by Peter Anghelides

Alright, let’s get one thing straight right off the bat. There’s no way in hell I’m going to type out that title every single time I want to refer back to the story, so instead we’re going to simplify things considerably and just call it Adrenaline, which the original title basically translates to anyway. If you’ve got a problem, write to your Senator about it.

Moving along to consider the author themselves, we’re back on reasonably solid ground for perhaps only the second time since No One Goes to Halfway There, with Peter Anghelides representing the rare instance of a writer who made their debut in the Decalogs before going on to become a decently prolific member of the Wilderness Years stable in the novel lines proper.

Ultimately, the number of examples I can think of that fit that pattern is vanishingly small, particularly when placed against the overwhelming number of writers who quietly slipped out of sight after contributing one or two stories. Mike Tucker and Robert Perry would go on to serve as BBC Books’ go-to guys for contributing Seventh Doctor stories that actively pushed against all that New Adventures stuff that had proved so controversial, but Tucker had already been associated with the television programme as a visual effects assistant in the McCoy years, so it feels like a bit of a cheat to list him here.

Ditto Colin Brake, whose debut full-length novel, Escape Velocity, came nearly five years after the publication of Aliens and Predators. So really, that just leaves you with… Matthew Jones, I guess, and he’s only two months away from releasing his second and final New Adventure, and just a year out from finding far greater success as script editor of Queer as Folk.

(NB: Steven Moffat is Steven Moffat, and should always be placed in his own category.)

Of course, it seems unlikely that most people will rate Anghelides as one of the true literary titans of the Doctor Who canon when all is said and done. If we cast our gaze further ahead, we’ll find that while Frontier Worlds might land in the top thirty Eighth Doctor Adventures in the almighty Sullivan rankings, Kursaal and The Ancestor Cell both hover around the general vicinity of fiftieth to sixtieth place, with the former being a rather unassuming and traditionalist little werewolf story that’s perhaps undone by the sense in which it jars terribly with Alien Bodies, and the latter… well, the latter actually manages to jar terribly with Alien Bodies in a completely different way, so chalk one up for innovation, I guess.

(To be fair, the presence of a co-writing credit for outgoing editor Stephen Cole – the man who got the EDAs into the whole “War in Heaven” mess to begin with – at least hints that we might want to spare Anghelides somewhat in our apportioning of the blame.)

None of that can really shape my opinion too much for the purposes of this review, however, since the only Anghelides story I’ve covered so far was his contribution to the previous Decalog, Moving On. Although seemingly controversial among certain sections of fandom on its initial release, the passage of time worked in its favour, allowing it to stand as a pretty moving pseudo-epilogue for the adventures of Sarah Jane Smith and K-9, while fitting surprisingly well with the new lease on life afforded the duo in their post-School Reunion phase.

Suffice it to say, then, that Adrenaline was probably the only story in the collection that I had particularly high expectations for to start with, if one discounts those authors whom I was already familiar with from their novel-length works. That’s a pretty big qualifier, but I think it communicates the general point.

Thankfully, Anghelides ends up surpassing those expectations and then some, delivering a story which I might even like a little bit better than Moving On. It’s certainly one of the standouts of Re:Generations, and is in close competition with Shopping for Eternity for the title of my favourite story in the collection.

On the surface, one might expect me to take Adrenaline to task for the same things I lambasted Heritage for. Once again, Tranlis Difarallio drops some rather crucial information that initially seems to heavily spoil the surprise of the way in which the Forresters are involved, referring to one “John Forrester” as a crucial figure long before anyone in the story even mentions his name.

Indeed, since all the other characters refer to the story’s protagonist as “Samuels,” one assumes that Anghelides has set up a blindingly obvious mystery in which Samuels will actually be revealed to be John Forrester, buoyed by the cynical conceit of adopting a second-person narrative voice – a rarity in Doctor Who fiction to this point – and that Lane and Richards have once again gotten too far ahead of themselves and slipped in spoilers which they shouldn’t have.

Where Heritage built to an underwhelming twist and promptly found itself with no idea of what to do with Chandos beyond turning him into a generic villain wearing the blackest of hats, though, Adrenaline actually manages to weaponise the audience’s presumed foreknowledge against them, with pretty stunning results.

By the time Samuels and Bocx have broken into the Forrester Industries facility, with the former arriving at a convenient computer terminal, the stage seems set for a bog-standard reveal that our protagonist has actually been the villain the whole time. And, fair play, they pretty much do, as “Samuels” looks at a photo that matches his appearance, captioned “John Forrester.” Cue the closing credits sting… or don’t, I’m not sure if we can clear the copyright under these circumstances.

Questions start going off in your mind, however, once Bocx proclaims his desire to find and kill Forrester. After all, if he was so hell bent on revenge, you’d think that he’d recognise the guy. Deviously enough, it turns out that we’ve not only been reading the adventures of a synthetic facsimile of Forrester who’s been deliberately filled with Samuels’ memories by Bocx, but that these adventures have been vicariously experienced by the real Forrester, rendered bedridden by the same chemical fire started by Bocx, in an effort to enable his body to experience the exhilaration of the adventure’s associated adrenaline.

There’s perhaps an argument to be made that Anghelides is simply wrapping up two of the oldest and most cliché twist endings in a flashy and moderately experimental package, but there are a few reasons why this critique doesn’t really land with me personally. For starters, Adrenaline is shrewd enough to always give the audience just enough information that they can start attempting to put all the pieces together, while dangling the most crucial pieces just out of reach to prevent the game from being given away too early.

This might sound like I’m accusing the story of being nothing more than a crass and dishonest shell game, but nothing could be further from the truth. As any 1990s Star Trek writer would quite readily tell you, it’s actually supremely difficult to construct a gripping mystery in a science-fiction setting that feels like it’s “playing fair” with the audience, unbeholden as such worlds are to the laws of conventional physics, so the fact that Adrenaline just about manages it is certainly no small feat.

More broadly, though, Adrenaline is a story fundamentally concerned with the commodification and commercialisation of human beings, particularly within the bounds of the prison system. Of course, as with the exploration of racial tensions elsewhere in Re:Generations, there’s a much deeper resonance to these fears when applied to a Black protagonist like John Forrester, because… well, that kind of commodification is all too real, historically speaking.

The enshrinement of slavery as a foundational element of the United States naturally provides the most salient example here, but it’s hardly controversial to observe that the legacy of that heinous institution remains alive and well in the nation’s penal system, what with the Thirteenth Amendment being the way it is.

(I mean, if that is a controversial statement for you, then you’re probably on the wrong blog…)

The popular culture of the mid-1990s seemed particularly fascinated by issues of the prison system, especially with regards to death row inmates. Chris Carter wrote and directed The List for the third season of The X-Files in October 1995, telling a tale of supernatural revenge amidst a Floridian death row prison pretty obviously inspired by the Louisiana State Penitentiary, colloquially known as “Angola.”

Stephen King serialised his hit novel The Green Mile over six months in 1996, with the book eventually receiving a successful 1999 film adaptation starring Michael Clarke Duncan and Tom Hanks. That same year, Susan Sarandon won Best Actress at the Academy Awards in March for her performance in Tim Robbins’ Dead Man Walking, while October saw the release of The Chamber, effectively becoming the Johnny Mnemonic of this particular trend by debuting to an underwhelming-at-best critical and commercial response.

Admittedly, there’s never any mention made in Adrenaline of the possibility of capital punishment, and the impression given is that the horrors of the Callisto Penitentiary “only” really extend to unethical human experimentation, but even this has enough in the way of a real-world historical grounding that I feel comfortable identifying the story as a part of this broader literature.

We already kind of touched upon the American government’s flagrant abuses of medical ethics in the general sense last time when discussing Timevault, and a full accounting of the many instances in which these abuses have occurred in prison environments would probably be too depressing and lengthy a task to dive into here, but it’s worth noting in passing that Adrenaline saw print just one year before Allen M. Hornblum’s Acres of Skin, detailing the experiments conducted over a period of more than twenty years by dermatologist Albert Kligman at Pennsylvania’s Holmesburg Prison. The title of that book, incidentally, comes from Kligman’s reaction to seeing the Holmesburg inmates for the first time:

All I saw before me were acres of skin… It was like a farmer seeing a fertile field for the first time.

So, y’know. Plenty of commodification there, I think.

It’s also worth noting that a lot of this ties heavily into the general soul-searching mood of 1990s American popular culture, and especially the ongoing recontextualisation of the Second World War. The kind of experimentation evoked by both Adrenaline and Acres of Skin strikes uncomfortably close to that more traditionally associated with infamous Nazi physicians like Joseph Mengele, slotting neatly alongside the recurring preoccupation that many of the New Adventures of the first half of 1996 exhibited with the legacy of Nazism and the Holocaust, just in time for the fiftieth anniversary of the Second World War’s ending.

Even the reveal that the faux-Samuels’ memories have been repeated and watered down to an adrenaline factory for the withered husk that once was John Forrester plays into this sense of capitalist monstrosity, a strikingly literal form of commercialisation that affects the very narrative voice of the short story itself.

Adrenaline is another success, both for Peter Anghelides and for the increasingly impressive Re:Generations. It’s timely, clever, and possessed of an uncommon viscerality and immediacy by virtue of its second-person narration. The only real downside I can think of is that, between John Michael Forrester in Second Chances and Jon Forrester in Shopping for Eternity, greater editorial care might have been taken to avoid such puzzling nominal recurrence as happens here with our third John of the collection.

It might be realistic for a family tree spanning a good few centuries to have a few members with the same name, but it doesn’t make it any easier to write about. Still, that’s such a minor thing, and not really even the fault of Anghelides’ story at all, so I think we’ll let him off the hook.

7. Approximate Time of Death by Richard Salter

Richard Salter is the last of the four first-time Doctor Who authors to grace the pages of Re:Generations. Indeed, as far as I can tell from a brief perusal of the Internet, Approximate Time of Death seems to be his first substantial writing credit of any kind.

Unlike Stewart, Smith and Holliday, however, Salter would actually go on to be reasonably prolific in the world of Doctor Who-related short stories, becoming a frequent contributor to the Short Trips series under Big Finish’s stewardship of the title, to the point of eventually editing the Transmissions anthology in 2008, and even penning a story for the Bernice Summerfield range for good measure.

All of these stories are, of course, beyond the purview of what I’m intending to cover as a part of Dale’s Ramblings, so Approximate Time of Death represents my one and only chance to form an impression of Richard Salter. In virtually all respects, this is profoundly unfortunate, since it’s pretty handily the collection’s weakest instalment by some considerable distance.

If Heritage could at least lay claim to an interesting premise that was squandered by some poor choices on the part of Ben Jeapes, Approximate Time of Death starts much as it means to go on, setting itself up as a pretty standard-issue murder mystery involving the death of prominent industrialist Mark Forrester.

To be entirely fair, Salter manages to create some small degree of interest by injecting the added quirk of Forrester’s bodyguard managing to “predict” his death ahead of time, but any momentum which this affords the narrative is well and truly spent once the story spends eighteen of its thirty pages to actually get to the murder in question.

Even this would be forgivable if the buildup to the murder was especially interesting. In actual fact, what we’re treated to is mostly just eighteen pages of ruthless, brutal exposition in an effort to set up all the moving pieces and get to the twist in the tale as soon as possible, with character development that can most charitably be described as functional.

It’s clunky and inelegant in a way that even Heritage largely managed to avoid being, and the only mystery I was particularly invested in was my own internal quest to figure out why the name of the lead Adjudicator handling the case, Rachel Carson, sounded so familiar, before I realised that Salter seems to have simply named the character after the author of the seminal environmentalist text, Silent Spring, for no easily discernible reason. So that’s something, I guess.

(Then again, if David A. McIntee can name all the Adjudicators in The Dark Path after semi-famous British stunt performers, I suppose anything’s fair game…)

All of which brings us to the eventual twist, which is that Forrester has actually been dead for quite some time, with all the scenes narrated from his point of view actually taking place a year before those featuring Rachel’s investigations. Now, sure, I’ll concede that this probably isn’t a substantially more contrived resolution than the twist for which I praised Adrenaline, but the crucial difference there is that Anghelides actually managed to hold my attention, even in spite of that story’s being ever so slightly longer.

It also doesn’t help that, prose-wise, Approximate Time of Death really betrays its origins as the work of a first-time writer, with awkward and ill-constructed sentences aplenty. Add to that a wholly unselfconscious use of a clichéd “The villain confesses to their crimes while on camera” resolution, and you’re left with a bit of a mess, all told.

It’s hard for me to imagine that the last three stories of this collection will manage to get much worse than this, which is, in a way, reassuring, but it’s equally difficult for me to come up with too much to say about Approximate Time of Death. It’s not even bad in an offensive or interesting way, with its most profound sin being one of all-consuming tedium, but as we’ve observed many a time over the past one hundred reviews, that might actually be one of the worst possible outcomes.

8. Secret of the Black Planet by Lance Parkin

Much like Kate Orman, Lance Parkin has had a busy eighteen months or so in the lead-up to Re:Generations. After making quite the splash on impact with his critically acclaimed debut novel Just War, he went on to willingly shoulder the frankly insane task of assembling every Doctor Who story in existence into a single coherent timeline in A History of the Universe some four months later.

Since then, the man’s commitment to the vaunted “nightmare brief” has shown no signs of stopping, turning out the first and only multi-Doctor Missing Adventure and wrapping up the Doctor-led New Adventures with Cold Fusion and The Dying Days, respectively. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Parkin’s output in this period, however, is his ability to maintain a pretty consistent level of quality. I mean, I’d probably put The Dying Days as the weakest of his first three novels, but it’s by no means a bad piece of work, probably being on par with Orman’s own less Earth-shatteringly incredible books from this same era like Return of the Living Dad or SLEEPY.

Past this point, Parkin’s rate of output drops off considerably, with our next chance to discuss his work being some forty-seven books away when we get around to the co-authored Beige Planet Mars. As such, Secret of the Black Planet inevitably takes on a deeper importance than it might otherwise have when taken in isolation, closing off this initial flurry of Doctor Who-related writing from the author as it does.

Fortunately, it’s more than capable of supporting that extra weight, single-handedly pulling the anthology out of the brief rut in which it had found itself and offering a disturbingly prescient take on the perils of revisionist history.

To those who’ve been paying attention over the course of my past couple of reviews on Parkin’s novels, it shouldn’t exactly come as a surprise that he should adapt so readily to the themes of Re:Generations. More than any other author, Parkin’s oeuvre demonstrates a repeated engagement with the historicisation of Doctor Who, and by extension with the very mechanics of history itself. Even outside of the realms of fiction, what is a work like A History of the Universe if not the most potent literalisation of that theme?

Secret of the Black Planet, then, fits comfortably alongside all the books that came before it, building on the hints seeded in Second Chances and Heritage as to the Forrester family’s connection to Nelson Mandela, and the possibility that said connection was the product of considerable exaggeration and mythmaking through the centuries.

In fact, the use of the term “mythmaking” is strangely appropriate in this context, as Parkin’s story certainly feels of a piece with Shopping for Eternity, exhibiting a similar fascination with the idea of a media-manufactured Messiah, and consequently suffusing itself with a gloriously cynical and sharp-edged satirical tone.

To pick a particularly cutting and pertinent example, Parkin peppers the first half of the story with brief cutaways to a schlocky action film and the uproarious audience response, letting out choice bits of information through the main body of the text until it gradually becomes clear that the film is in fact purportedly based on the life and times of Mandela, complete with P. W. Botha in the role of a generic action movie antagonist.

On the face of it, it’s a wonderfully funny joke, but it also speaks to the wider existential horror at play within the story, and an instinctive revulsion at the idea of the cinematised and sanitised version of history coming to supplant the real thing, to the point where statues ostensibly built in Mandela’s memory actually bear the likeness of actor Troy Forrester, and the film can be remade just eight years after its initial release for the sole purpose of shoring up Forrester’s presidential campaign by cementing his connection to Mandela in the popular consciousness.

To say that these ideas have a strange timeliness in 2023 would be a huge understatement. Of course, perhaps the biggest gulf separating a contemporary reader from the context in which Secret of the Black Planet would have originally been read in May 1997 is the fact that Mandela has actually passed away by this time, and one can reasonably start sifting through the evidence of the ages to make a concrete determination of what Mandela’s “legacy” actually is.

Certainly, the notion that the activist and eventual statesman might end up somewhat sanitised and watered-down in the imagining of those in power would seem to be borne out by such events as his posthumous valorisation by Republican Senator Ted Cruz, of all people, conveniently glossing over minor trivialities like the American government’s continuous vetoing of any efforts by the United Nations to impose economic sanctions upon the South African government in the days of apartheid.

Even the conversations about the relationship between cinematic portraits of Mandela and historical fact seem particularly pointed when viewed with the knowledge of the controversy surrounding films like Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom, which sparked similar discussions upon its eerily-timed release in late 2013, with the Nelson Mandela Centre of Memory going so far as to “warn against accepting the movie as historically accurate.

(Mind you, it’s not as if one is spoilt for choice when looking for films entitled Mandela contemporaneous to Re:Generations‘ release in 1997. October 1996 saw the release of Angus Gibson and Jo Menell’s Mandela: Son of Africa, Father of a Nation, which went on to secure an Academy Award nomination for Best Documentary, while Sidney Poitier and Michael Caine assumed the title roles in Showtime’s Mandela and de Klerk some four months later.)

And the final crushing irony is that Troy’s brother Kent, despite trying his best to push back against the revisionism surrounding him, ultimately finds himself subsumed by it and transformed into a Mandela analogue in his own right, being imprisoned for twenty-seven years and becoming the subject of campaigns to secure his release.

History, it seems, is more often written by the Forresters than by the victors.

On a deeper level than the Mandela-connected elements, however, Secret of the Black Planet also feels prescient in its depiction of an Internet-dominated age in which the truth has become a somewhat mutable and flexible thing. While the world may not yet have quite caught up to Parkin’s pessimistic vision of a single corporation that has effectively placed a complete stranglehold upon individuals’ access to the Internet’s vast repositories of information, there were signs even in May 1997 that the “information superhighway” spoken of so glowingly by folks like Al Gore was due to be supplanted by a far more cynical kind of vision.

1994 saw the advent of a highly-publicised research programme into the prospect of digital libraries, with $24.4 million in funding from DARPA, NASA and the NSF. Among the research projects launched as a part of this initiative was one by Stanford University students Larry Page and Sergey Brin, eventually leading directly to the founding of Google and a fundamental shift in the way ordinary citizens accessed information. As such, Parkin’s unease over the commodification of online data serves as an effective snapshot of an Internet rapidly undergoing a profound transformation.

Mind you, things aren’t perfect, and Secret of the Black Planet could certainly be said to miss a trick in its handling of the racial aspects of all this. The people engaged in the rewriting of history are conspicuous in their Black identity, with the suggestion that Mandela has been recast as the originator of apartheid rather than its opponent seeming to stand as a rather paranoid invocation of all manner of fantasies about “reverse racism” against white people.

And if we’re being honest, this was something very much baked into Roz’s character from the time of Original Sin, with her hatred of aliens serving to play on the dramatic irony of a Black woman acting in a xenophobic and racist manner.

Thankfully, those elements were eventually tempered by later, more interesting development on the part of writers like Ben Aaronovitch and Kate Orman, but this is probably the most salient point to concede some of the issues that do tend to arise when your pool of writers is so overwhelmingly white, as Doctor Who‘s has been for most of its history. It’s a minor flaw, and doesn’t necessarily undermine the good ideas on display in this story and the collection in which it’s housed, but it is present nevertheless. Still, Secret of the Black Planet is largely a welcome return to form from Re:Generations, and a decent enough note for Parkin to temporarily bow out on.

9. Rescue Mission by Paul Leonard

I’ve spoken in the past about the rather weird place that Paul Leonard occupies in the tapestry of my opinions on Virgin’s pool of writers. More often than not, I find myself thinking that his novels begin with a rather excellent set of ideas, before gradually losing steam or changing to become something far more banal and uninteresting.

In fact, the only occasion on which I didn’t really get this sensation was in reading his most recent contribution to the Missing Adventures, Speed of Flight, which I lauded as his most consistent book so far. While that meant it largely avoided the crushing lows of the denouements of stories like Dancing the Code or Toy Soldiers, though, it also meant that there was never anything particularly gripping to begin with, either. Still, I found it hard to get too cut up about it, mainly due to its relative brevity when compared to the overlong and tedious pseudo-epics with which it was surrounded.

The logical conclusion, then, might be to surmise that Leonard’s ideas work best in small doses, and that he would likely be an author particularly well-served by the medium of the short story. Having read Rescue Mission, the writer’s final solo contribution to Virgin, I’m inclined to say that this conclusion was, by a strange stroke of good luck, the correct one.

It would certainly be an exaggeration to say that this was my favourite story in the collection, but as you might be led to expect from the rather barebones title, Rescue Mission has a very clear sense of purpose and drive underpinning it, opting to deliver readers a short, compact package comprised of everything one has come to expect from Leonard’s signature style. That style may not always lend itself to the deepest of ideas, but it does allow for the sustenance of a certain amount of momentum throughout the story’s twenty-three page length.

At its heart, the Paul Leonard novel that Rescue Mission most clearly resembles is probably something like Toy Soldiers, but the differences are rather telling. As with that earlier book, Leonard is betting on his ability to communicate the sense of sheer, inherent wrongness that accompanies a situation in which children find themselves forced into acts of violence.

And, fair play to him, there were momentary glimmers within Toy Soldiers where the boons of that ability shone through, with the sections unfolding in the aftermath of World War One proving particularly moving. It was only really once the action shifted to Q’ell, with its hazily-defined, dime-a-dozen alien conflict, that the cracks really started to show in Leonard’s portrait of the issue of child soldiery.

In contrast, Rescue Mission consciously scales back its ambitions, focusing in on a single pair of siblings rather than trying to take in every possible facet of a complex social issue. By and large, this is a decision which pays off in spades, and the steadfast refusal of Abe to give up on his childlike innocence, even in the face of the overwhelming horror with which he is surrounded, manages to be far more affecting than anything in the earlier novel.

The most simplistic characterisation of Abe’s arc would be to make the observation that he fundamentally misunderstands the kind of story he’s in, believing himself to be in a work of children’s literature when he’s actually in something far darker. Rescue Mission certainly provides ample evidence for that conclusion, with the titular mission hewing to a rather familiar “teenage protagonist bands together with his friends to go on an adventure” structure before undergoing the sharpest possible left turn once our hapless heroes arrive on the chief antagonist’s island, only to be near-instantaneously slaughtered.

But this fails to consider the fact that Leonard is actually doing something far more shrewd here. It’s hardly controversial to assert that a fair chunk of children’s literature – and especially children’s adventure literature – is principally concerned with the process of growing up. Abe, then, takes that approach to a rather gloomy and grim extreme, serving as an archetypal children’s literature protagonist whose chief failing lies in his steadfast refusal to have that revelatory moment, right up until the moment of his death and the end of his script.

Particularly devastating is the change of gears at the last minute, as it turns out that only Abe and Callie’s distant baronial Forrester relatives are capable of launching a truly effective rescue mission thanks to their privilege and wealth affording them the ability to freely operate within the Empire’s power structures. Moreover, even Callie’s eventual liberty doesn’t protect her from the media circus seeking to reduce her to a sensationalist symbol with which to grab the attention of audiences.

This skepticism of stories has, as you’ve probably noticed, quietly become a recurring theme for Re:Generations, particularly in its back half. Really, the only story since Burning Bright not to demonstrate this sort of profound unease with the reduction of human beings down to a string of flattened narrative beats was Approximate Time of Death, and I don’t think it’s entirely a coincidence that that’s the story I singled out as the collection’s worst.

We might all be stories in the end, but the latter half of Re:Generations seems profoundly disquieted by that possibility, perceiving it as an ontological threat that has the capacity to warp and twist the meanings of our lives beyond all rhyme and reason, to the point of making it impossible to recognise exactly what type of story we’ve been playing out until it’s far too late.

It is, perhaps, a viewpoint which lends itself to overly grim melodrama and wry metaxtuality, and any extended engagement with the theme might run the risk of becoming one-note. Indeed, this particular story might just be the most grimly melodramatic expression of that viewpoint yet, but it’s no less effective for it, and the underlying position is still a genuinely bold and provocative one to be hearing from an anthology of this kind, cutting against the collection’s very nature as it does.

Although Leonard certainly doesn’t disappear from the story of Virgin past this point, serving as co-editor with Jim Mortimore on the fifth and final Decalog and eventually teaming up with Nick Walters to contribute one final New Adventure in the form of 1998’s Dry PilgrimageRescue Mission probably represents the first time I can honestly say that I found one of his stories to be a true, unadulterated triumph. For that reason alone, it feels like a fitting capstone to this era of Leonard’s solo outings, and provides a tantalising glimpse of the potential which has sadly been all too easy to lose sight of amidst the frequent messiness of his full-length novels.

10. Dependence Day by Andy Lane and Justin Richards

And so it ends, as it was probably always destined to, with the aftermath of So Vile a Sin.

Dependence Day is something of a strange beast, and it’s difficult to entirely know how best to approach it. On the one hand, it’s very obviously hearkening back to the Playback model from the very first Decalog, with the collection’s editor(s) penning a story which theoretically unites the scattered pieces of the anthology into something resembling a coherent whole.

Taken on those terms, Re:Generations manages to prove just how far the series has come, with Lane and Richards managing to lend a decent amount of retroactive grandeur and weight to even the most unassuming stories that the audience has just sat through.

And yet Dependence Day also feels far more substantial than Playback ever did, with boundaries that are far less hazily defined, to the point where it feels strange to appraise it purely in its function as an epilogue or a postscript. Where Walker’s story was initially framed as the first piece in a larger collection, only to morph into a running thread of linking material that cropped up between each instalment before finally reasserting its substantial gravity after the credits rolled on Lackaday ExpressDependence Day is clearly and unambiguously the tenth story of Re:Generations.

Taken as a story, then, it must be said that it leaves a little to be desired. The plotting isn’t as tight as one might traditionally expect from a Richards story – indeed, it mostly just plays as one long riff on The Twilight Zone‘s To Serve Man, a move which I suppose has to be commended for its sheer chutzpah if nothing else – while Lane’s gift for grounding even the most fantastical of stories in substantial, solid character work is conspicuous by its absence. Of the two, it is the latter which is perhaps the most disheartening, given this story’s status as the last of our chances to engage with the work of Andy Lane until he reunites with Richards to write The Banquo Legacy some three years hence.

So the correct answer to the question of how to treat Dependence Day would seem to lie somewhere in the middle between these two extremes. It isn’t the most gripping of tales, but it doesn’t really need to be. This is a final chance for the collection to restate its main ideas in the most bold, broad and downright operatic fashion possible, and if you read it like that… yeah, it’s decent.

In many respects, Dependence Day‘s best idea also speaks well to the flaws in its general execution. Having Tranlis Difarallio go from a neutral arbiter who shows up to introduce the historical context of each story to an active participant is an inspired last-minute twist on the collection’s format, but to turn him into the villain is downright brilliant.

Lane and Richards manage to compellingly hammer home the sense of hollowness that exists at the heart of his character, pointedly refusing to afford the audience any real insight into the exact reasons for his having become obsessed with the family history of the Forresters, nor why he feels so strongly about his being the one to put an end to it. Tranlis Difarallio is not a man so much as he is a narrative device made flesh, the finality of the short story collection so frequently railed against by the stories within Re:Generations come to stalk amongst the ruins of the family estate one last time.

It’s telling that Leabie and Thandiwe – avatars, lest we forget, of the New Adventures’ own final end, given the production troubles which so consistently plagued So Vile a Sin – are assigned fates which each emphasise a cyclical, open-ended view of history, in contrast to Tranlis’ rigid, closed loop.

Leabie finds herself supplanted by the quiet invasion of the Cimliss, explicitly identified as having been transformed into a being that defies classification as a mere Forrester, while it is ultimately Thandiwe who manages to ward off the threat of Tranlis through the deeply symbolic act of taking up the family’s millennium-old Xhosa club and wielding it once more. Indeed, even Colin Howard’s strange metallic space baby on the cover, revealed on the story’s very last page as a representation of Tranlis’ ship, would seem to speak to a looming fusion of the ironclad certainty of history with the organic spontaneity of the individual.

Ah, we haven’t got to the “flaws in its general execution bit” yet, have we?

While all of this certainly sounds great on a broad strokes, thematic level, the decision to only reveal Tranlis as an out-and-out villain in the final two pages of the story – and thus the final two pages of the collection as a whole – sharply curtails any possibility of the twist being dramatically satisfying.

Sure, it’s made clear that his distracting Leabie with tales of the past redirects her attention away from the Cimliss’ invasion, but while this certainly fits within the story’s general ethos of skepticism towards a view of history as little more than a collection of mutable, fleeting stories, it seems to be of peripheral benefit to Tranlis’ overall plan, meaning the character’s lack of definition begins to feel less like a deliberate design and more like an unfortunate allocation of narrative real estate.

(With that being said, I do kind of admire the unmitigated cheekiness of Lane turning the Cimliss, a race built out of a single line of dialogue from Lucifer Rising, into the beings that threaten to supplant the Earth Empire. Much like the Empire’s catastrophic fin de siècle in So Vile a Sin, of course, this also serves as something of a dual-edged commentary both on the New Adventures’ newfound status quo and the looming symbolic end of the British Empire in the form of the Hong Kong handover.)

Still, for all its limitations, Dependence Day broadly achieves what it sets out to do, just about managing to recontextualise the past nine stories into the epic tragedy promised by the front cover, even if the stories themselves might have occasionally stumbled embarrassingly in their efforts to achieve that full splendour. If it falls ever so slightly short of being truly dramatically satisfying, bearing more than a passing resemblance to the dying cadences of an aria, then perhaps that’s strangely appropriate.

And, fair play, the story’s last paragraph is pretty great.

Final Thoughts

To proclaim Re:Generations as the best Decalog so far is one of those critical observations that seems so stunningly obvious that I could really just let it sit unsupported, but just for the sake of completeness – although we’ve cleared 14,000 words already, so I can’t imagine that’s too pressing an issue – we’ll briefly go through the motions anyway.

There’s a remarkably consistent baseline level of quality here, far in excess of what the previous collections had led me to expect. Of the ten stories, there were only two that I would actively consider “not particularly good,” and only one of that pair was so devoid of interesting and creative ideas as to actively bore me. The remainder consistently held my attention throughout, even despite their running as long as thirty-eight pages, which is a pretty good sign, as far as I’m concerned.

All told, then, it’s a damn shame that the very nature of this anthology means that the vast majority of Doctor Who fans are inevitably going to skip over it. If you have the necessary disposable income handy and can track down a copy, I think it’s well worth a read, even beyond its obvious status as a historical curio.

Even if you don’t, however, I hope you’ll join me next time nevertheless as we start off the next one hundred books with another Justin Richards novel, Dragons’ Wrath, and welcome Braxiatel back to the New Adventures fold. Until I finish my long overdue re-read of Theatre of War, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: The Room With No Doors by Kate Orman (or, “Seven and the Samurai”)

The world is running out of heroes
The world is running out of time
Where are those martial arts manoeuvres
We’re getting massacred by crime

~ Sparks, Modesty Blaise Plays (1982)

Mythology.

It’s something we’ve discussed before with regards to Doctor Who. In our most recent discussion, in “reviewing” The Plotters, we lent especial consideration to the ways in which fandom is often liable to mythologise various aspects of the show’s production and lore in order to prop up or tear down a particular narrative framework through which said aspects can be viewed and understood on a larger scale.

In the process, certain writers get lionised, while others are nearly erased. It’s certainly regrettable, but it’s part and parcel of the way that these sorts of long-running franchises tend to work. No series can feasibly attain a nigh on sixty year lifespan while totally resisting the pull of the mythological, if for no other reason than that this kind of longevity tends to be multi-generational, and the coming and going of various generations’ interest in a given television programme or film trilogy or what have you is perhaps the closest thing to a readily discernible mechanism by which the propagation and sustenance of fandom can be said to operate.

However, I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge that there also exists a smaller scale, in-universe kind of mythology that is arguably just as inevitable for a series like Doctor Who, one spoken in the straightforward narrative language common to most media rather than the strange, metatextual processes of fan culture; in short, this is the kind of myth making that might feasibly fall under the somewhat flippant and memetic umbrella categorisation of “lore.”

To be fair, we mustn’t overstate the case for a clean break between these two mythologies. Lore, like so many other things in media, does not exist as an entirely discrete entity, walled off from fan culture by some kind of vast and impermeable membrane that permits no passage or intermingling between the two.

Indeed, the existence of lore almost presupposes some kind of external arbiter with the ability to decide what things do and do not “count” as legitimate pieces of backstory. This arbiter, then, becomes the entity with the power to decree that the Daleks were originally humanoid, thinly-veiled Nazi analogues – Iron Cross and all – rather than weird, short, blue people in the fantastical 1960s science fiction tradition of the TV Century 21 strip.

If you’re thinking that this is all beginning to sound rather like the beginnings of a “canon,” well, you’re completely right. Canon is, after all, a concept with a firm grounding in the realms of the religious and the mythological, with the very name having its roots in the process by which particular religious texts were deemed worthy of formal inclusion in a given sect or creed’s accepted body of significant scriptural works.

In the context of a franchise like Doctor Who, of course, the distinct lack of any kind of official ruling on the canonicity of particular corners of the franchise – of the kind typified by those pronouncements made by CBS with regards to Star Trek, or Lucasfilm’s restructuring of the Star Wars Extended Universe in the aftermath of the Disney buyout – has ensured that the analogue of this arbiter is, more than anything else, fandom itself. Paradoxically, the inherent multiplicity of fan opinion virtually ensures that, as the old refrain goes, “There’s no such thing as canon.”

Even if we make allowances for this kind of strange canonistic nihilism, however – and, as someone who has built pretty much their entire online presence around reviewing “Extended Universe” material based on Doctor Who, I’m obviously inclined to do so, as to argue that none of the books or comic strips or audios “count” in a meaningful sense is to pretty much invite an existential crisis over the meaninglessness and futility of my passions… or something like that, anyway – we would still be left with a programme that has a mythology.

Here, then, we come to the other point of overlap in this scribbly, twisted Venn diagram. In one sphere, we have “canon,” in another we have “lore and/or mythology,” and in another we have something that I can probably only reasonably term “bedrock fundamentals,” those bits of backstory and structure that are practically taken as a given when you’re operating in a certain fictional space.

When I last spoke on this topic at length, in reviewing Return of the Living Dad, I concerned myself more with metanarrative structures than with actual plot points, stuff like the revolving door cast policy or the basic fact that there was once a police box standing in a junkyard that could move anywhere in time and space.

Even in the case of in-universe “lore,” though, I would maintain that the underlying systems of gradual accretion and accumlation remain the same. Just as nobody had conceived of the idea that Carole Ann Ford could be replaced by Maureen O’Brien when they sat down to script An Unearthly Child, it took a full six seasons for anybody to decide that the Doctor was a Time Lord, and a further five seasons to decide that he was from a place called Gallifrey. This is, as you might well have guessed, functionally identical to the way that myths work, shifting and changing and growing with the passage of time and the telling of new stories about familiar characters, bringing them into bold and uncharted waters.

In this regard, it could be argued that Doctor Who is uniquely suited to assume the mantle of a kind of “modern myth.” Even in the earliest stages, the ingredients for such a recipe are all there, with the initially ordinary and wholly congruous shape of a police box taking on an almost totemic significance within the iconography of the show.

We might not hear the phrase “chameleon circuit” uttered until well into the programme’s second decade, but we are immediately assured by Susan upon our very first landing in 100,000 BC that there is a defect in the TARDIS that ensures its police-boxified form will remain as the lone point of stability and fixity in an otherwise volatile world.

Sure, the reasons behind this limitation have more to do with the budgetary realities facing a kitschy homegrown British slice of weekly science fiction goodness than they do any conscious effort to create some sort of grand operatic canvas within which the show can work. By drawing attention to the TARDIS’ steadiness as an aberration, Susan’s handwaved explanation of what effectively amounts to a shortfall in the special effects budget nonetheless establishes that Doctor Who is, at its core, a show about change.

Naturally, in the face of Ford’s growing dissatisfaction with the character of Susan, and eventually having to contend with William Hartnell’s failing health on top of everything else, this philosophy of constant change would only be further literalised with the institution of the aforementioned revolving door cast policy in stories like The Dalek Invasion of Earth and, perhaps most starkly, The Tenth Planet. With these moves, the Doctor and his companions firmly cemented themselves as iterational, malleable protagonists in the tradition of the finest classical heroes.

And so, in turn, we are now brought to the subject of heroes.

Clearly delineating the point at which the Doctor goes from merely being the eponymous character in the narrative to assuming the honest-to-goodness mantle of “hero” is a rather messy business, but as any viewer well-versed in the Hartnell years will be able to tell you, there’s undeniably a transition.

Quite simply, there has to be, because it’s otherwise virtually impossible to reconcile a man who would eagerly brain a prone caveman in order to make his escape with a man who would, say, willingly lay down his life for a random American tourist that he – barring Big Finish, to pre-empt any particularly snide commenters who may be typing at the moment – only recently met.

Unsurprisingly, one of the more prevalent theories in modern fan circles centres around the first encounter with the Daleks. This is the hypothesis that explicitly drives Into the Dalek, and, slightly more subtly, also informs the conception of the Doctor as “the one that monsters have nightmares about” that we’ve long since established as a core tenet of the New Adventures’ moral philosophy, which actually shouldn’t be remotely shocking when you consider exactly who is listed as a co-author on Into the Dalek.

And, much as it pains me to say it, when it comes to identifying the tipping point in this matter… Steven Moffat is wrong. But only just, and only in the kind of wishy-washy sense that nobody can ever be completely right when it comes to such a complex question.

With that being said, if you’re going to identify the Daleks as a crucial element in defining the Doctor’s identity as the “hero” of Doctor Who, it makes far more sense to place the emphasis on the diabolical pepperpots’ second outing, and not their first. In one of the pleasing pieces of symmetry that only reliably comes about by pure happenstance, it just so happens that this is the same exact story that establishes the impermanence of the regular cast.

Going purely off of the evidence with which we’re actually presented in The Daleks, the titular creatures are far from being the archetypal ur-monsters that we really need them to be for the purposes of our hypothesis. They’re xenophobic and have a propensity for killing any member of the guest cast that they can get their plungers on, sure, but their plan for Skaro also follows a pretty readily apparent logic beyond “Well we just wanted to be a bit evil, didn’t we?” More to the point, they haven’t even picked up some of their more iconic habits, like screaming “EXTERMINATE!” as loud as ring-modulated vocal chords will allow.

With The Dalek Invasion of Earth, of course, most of that changed. Certainly, the plan to remove the Earth’s core and pilot the planet around “just ’cause” is several star systems removed from anything resembling “readily apparent logic,” so they’ve got that going for them at least.

(Admittedly, they’re still rather low on the old “exterminate” quota, but the Black Dalek does at least get his foot in the door with three uses of the word in quick succession in the final episode. Technically, it’s not until The Chase that we see a marked increase in the phrase’s usage, clocking in at a whopping eighteen instances of “exterminate,” as opposed to The Dalek Invasion of Earth‘s five and The Daleks‘ pitiful two.)

And thus the broad parameters of Doctor Who‘s central myth were established, the heroic Doctor against the villainous Daleks. Later, this remit would be broadened considerably to include other iconic monsters, taking in those corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things and all that jazz that we know so very well at this point.

Equally, however, we’re also well aware that the New Adventures have been putting their own spin on these ideas for quite some time, deliberately playing in the realm of the mythic and the heroic with almost reckless abandon.

In fact, they’ve been doing so for pretty much the entire span of their existence, ever since John Peel made the decision to bring the Timewyrm to Earth in the time of Gilgamesh and had her masquerade as the goddess Ishtar. This, funnily enough, is perhaps the closest thing to an enduring contribution that John Peel ever made to the New Adventures, which is at least more than he can claim to have accomplished in the case of the Eighth Doctor Adventures…

Almost immediately, I find myself hastening to point out the rather substantial caveats inherent to such a statement. Make no mistake, Genesys‘ hinting towards the mythic future of the New Adventures is almost entirely the product of accident rather than design, and is rightly overshadowed by the simple fact that so much of the novel surrounding it is really quite bad.

In fact, given how the Doctor had been treated by writers like Ben Aaronovitch as early as Remembrance of the Daleks, it’s not as if this was something created wholecloth by Peel, and the fact that the novel so frequently cuts against the darker and more manipulative Seventh Doctor of Season 25 onwards seems to lend a great deal of credence to the idea that he wasn’t exactly a fan, something which the man himself has quite readily admitted.

(It would be really unfortunate if he did something embarrassing like release a whole book whose entire purpose seemed to be to undercut a key plot point in Remembrance of the Daleks. Luckily for him, he’s done no such thing, and probably never will… for the next eight months at least.)

No, if you’re talking about the New Adventures as a line with a distinct mythology, there are two obvious candidates that will always loom large over the discussion, neither of which have anything to do with John Peel. The first is the so-called Cartmel Masterplan, although with the War trilogy’s conclusion a full year behind us now, it seems safe to say that Marc Platt and even Ben Aaronovitch were far more invested in this particular piece of “lore” than Cartmel ever was, an impression which will only be further confirmed when March rolls around.

The second, and the one which is far more important when discussing The Room With No Doors, is the Sandman-esque pantheon of multifarious Eternals and their mortal Champions who have been knocking about time and space ever since Paul Cornell hit the ground running with Revelation.

In a way, it’s rather strange that fandom seems to have come to the collective decision to focus the bulk of their ire and debate on the former of these two strains of thought. I mean, yes, the stuff about the Pythia and the Other and the looms is important in as much as it sculpts out a textured background for the novels and their conception of Gallifreyan history. As far as New Adventures authors are concerned though, Platt is just about the only writer to so prominently foreground it in the way that tends to raise the hackles of the more militant Doctor Who fans, give or take a Lawrence Miles or a Neil Penswick here and there.

In comparison, Death, Time and all the rest appeared with enough regularity that you could quite reasonably consider them to number among the most frequently-appearing guest players the New Adventures ever had. Even in quieter, more low-key instalments like SLEEPY or The Also People, they’d put in the odd appearance or two, and the Doctor’s dalliances with Death proved particularly important over the course of Roz’s character arc.

(Mind you, the fact that so many of these appearances are veiled in metaphor and dream imagery does rather mean that it’s kind of up in the air as to what extent they can qualify as literal “guest appearances” as such, but the books are at least consistent on the point that these beings definitely do seem to exist in some kind of tangible sense.)

On the face of it, it makes far more sense for fandom to be familiar with a cosmology that made repeated appearances throughout the length and breadth of the series – many of which number among the New Adventures’ most acclaimed and, perhaps even more importantly, most accessible instalments, being published in the period which can pretty safely be considered the range’s heyday in terms of the sheer length of the novels’ print runs – than it does to focus in on a single, ludicrously expensive book from the very tail end of the Seventh Doctor’s involvement with the series.

And yet, when you give this conundrum more than fifteen seconds’ thought, it very rapidly becomes totally and profoundly unsurprising that things turned out the way they did. Fandom, as we’ve just seen, loves lore, and as far as pieces of Doctor Who lore go, you can’t really get much more appetising than “the Doctor’s origins.”

Combine this with the aforementioned position of Doctor Who fans as arbiters of their own personal continuity, where the official standing of the plethora of non-televised material is murky at best, and it makes perfect sense that a book like Lungbarrow would prove to have greater staying power as a topic of conversation and debate.

Naturally, this debate doesn’t usually run much deeper than an explanation of the ways in which its additions to the lore supposedly demonstrate some kind of fundamental failing on the part of the wider Virgin line to pay the appropriate homage to its continuity forebears, or some such nonsense. Which is a shame, really, because that’s quite possibly the least interesting conversation that you can have about Lungbarrow, but that’s just the way fandom works sometimes.

All of this waffling, however, is little more than a nasty flare-up of my own chronic tendency to get a bit ahead of myself, so I suppose we should waste no more time arguing about what kind of book The Room With No Doors isn’t, and instead talk about the kind of book that it actually is, saving the discussions of Lungbarrow until next time.

By now, you’ve hopefully gathered that The Room With No Doors will concern itself more with the business of tidying up the line’s more abstract, psychological and character-focused items of baggage.

This much, at the very least, should probably have been obvious from the moment we saw Kate Orman’s name on the front cover, combined with a title which directly references one of the more memorable bits of imagery contained within Steve Lyons’ quietly influential Head Games.

Dreams, mythology, godly visions, angst. All of these are well within Orman’s usual artistic wheelhouse, and it therefore makes perfect sense that she should be the one to try and give some sort of satisfying conclusion to the ways in which these devices have been utilised throughout the NAs. The only other obvious candidate, really, would be Paul Cornell, but it’s very much clear at this stage that he’s largely finished with the novels, Oh No It Isn’t! notwithstanding.

If Happy Endings was a bubbly, frocky love letter from Cornell to the books and characters that he had played a central role in shaping, then it seems fair to argue that The Room With No Doors represents Orman’s own attempt to square that particular personal circle.

Admittedly, the circumstances in which each author was writing are markedly different. Although both writers will go on to contribute just one more New Adventure each past this point – maybe two in Orman’s case, depending on how achronological you’re willing to be in defining So Vile a Sin‘s release date – it’s not as if The Room With No Doors can really be said to mark a conclusive break between Orman and the world of Doctor Who novels in quite the same way that Happy Endings did for Cornell. We still have a good few Orman outings to cover from the BBC Books years, not to mention a genuinely award-winning Telos novella to round things off.

Still, The Room With No Doors does mark a definitive ending of sorts. With the exception of the aforementioned So Vile a Sin, whose long-delayed publication has almost become a modern fandom myth in its own right, this is the last time that Orman will write for the Seventh Doctor as the protagonist of a full-length novel. It’s fair to say, with all this context feeding into the book, that a lot was riding on her ability to stick the landing, both as a means of capping off her own take on the character and providing a final mission statement for the New Adventures as a whole.

Is anyone really at all surprised that she managed to pull it off?

The Room With No Doors is a delight from start to finish, meditating in a sombre and mature fashion on the final fate of a book series I have loved and cherished for over five years now. Although its lack of a particularly big or showstopping adventure or any massive lore revelations might mean that it tends to get overshadowed by the books surrounding it, this understated quality is undoubtedly one of its most appealing traits, and Orman so skilfully handles the task of bidding farewell to the adventures of the Doctor and Chris that she makes it look practically effortless, finally demonstrating the remarkable level of internal thematic cohesion that the New Adventures brought to Doctor Who.

In attempting to unpack the novel’s many themes, perhaps the most logical place to start is with a discussion of the titular Room itself, particularly in light of the fact that its meaning has become markedly more poignant in the sixteen months since it was first explicitly introduced.

Back in October 1995, the idea of the Seventh Doctor eventually being supplanted and succeeded as the standard-bearer for new Doctor Who was a rather abstract threat, something which Lyons could tackle in a rather clinical and dispassionate manner.

In February of 1997, as we well know, this is no longer the case. We are less than four months removed from the launch of BBC Books’ brand spanking new Eighth Doctor Adventures range, and about two months away from the point at which the New Adventures themselves will jettison McCoy in favour of McGann. Doctor Who Magazine, spurred on in no small part by the self-confessed ambivalence towards the New Adventures on the part of editor Gary Gillatt, has gone so far as to kill off Ace in the pages of its ongoing comic strip, and is just wrapping up The Keep, its second instalment in the adventures of Eight and Izzy Sinclair.

This has led to the strange situation in which, to borrow an observation I made in reviewing Cold Fusion, every New Adventure since around the time of Happy Endings has technically been a Missing Adventure in all but name, and the books have repeatedly played with this idea, tying it into their own status of living on borrowed time in the wake of revitalised interest in the Doctor Who prose license from the corporate arms of the BBC.

Lawrence Miles was probably the first to literalise this formless angst in Christmas on a Rational Planet through the wonderfully inventive conceit of the Eighth Man Bound, a game in which Time Lords were able to suspend themselves in a state between regenerations in hopes of catching a glimpse of their future incarnations, heavily implying that the Doctor was the nameless Prydonian acolyte who managed the rare feat of seeing all of his first seven selves.

Orman herself would build on these foundations in the very next novel, with Return of the Living Dad offering the Doctor a glimpse of the meaningless death that lay in wait for him in a San Francisco alleyway, even if the particulars were hidden from him. “Do you know,” he confesses later in that book, “I had always assumed I could beat chance and choose the moment to die. I imagined I’d rise out of the ashes of regeneration and laugh, ‘I meant to do that.’ But that’s not going to happen. I’m not going to be in control. Surrounded by strangers. Helpless.”

It’s this angst which proves emblematic of the strange, uncertain nature of the Wilderness Years at this point in time, and tying it so strongly to the fundamental character arc of the Seventh Doctor is the kind of casually genius manoeuvre that we’ve come to expect from Orman.

On the purely in-text level, there’s a bitter irony to be mined from revealing the broad strokes of the Doctor’s next regeneration to Seven, the incarnation most prone to manipulating and stage managing events in a foolhardy, stubborn effort to lessen the resultant fallout by any means necessary. It confronts him with the existential horrors of predestination in a way that wouldn’t be nearly as effective if it were to happen to any other Doctor.

Adjacent to that, there’s a very metatextual frisson to this revelation that effectively acknowledges the peculiar position in which the New Adventures found themselves after May 1996. Before this point, and disregarding the DWM strip for the time being, the NAs had managed to retain their crown as the premier range for those fans who were hungering for long-form original Who storytelling. Regardless of what the general opinions of fandom might have been as to the actual material quality of these books, however, it could no longer be denied that the writers at Virgin were, in the aftermath of the TV movie, now forced to tell these stories by making use of the presence of an incarnation who had been given a definitive ending.

The Room With No Doors very much takes this tension and runs with it, building off Return of the Living Dad to offer a deeper exploration of some of that novel’s ideas in the wake of the seismic shocks that have happened since, most notably the deaths of Roz and Liz.

Despite his best efforts to hide behind the convenient excuse of a temporal distortion, the Doctor eventually confesses his real reasons for bringing Chris to feudal Japan, and it can’t help but recall the earlier conversation with his companions back in Little Caldwell.

“You speak as though you know the hour and the place,” Kadoguchi-roshi notes when the Doctor speaks of the desire to be ready for his impending death. It is in his response to this, admitting that he doesn’t know the specifics of his fate, that we can find the most crucial exchange in deciphering some measure of our favourite Time Lord’s mindset throughout the novel:

“…I want to. I want to choose. If I’ve got to regenerate again, go through that miniature death one more time, I want it to be on my own terms.”

“You want it to mean something.”

“Yes,” said the Doctor. “Everything I do is for a purpose. Too many people just die, die for no reason.”

This is the exact kind of mentality that we have come to expect from Seven, striving against all the odds to prevent meaningless, senseless deaths. It’s the kind of thing we saw most plainly – or will see, I suppose – in his reaction to Roz’s actions in So Vile a Sin, the “Time’s Champion” sort of mentality that Orman so astutely rebuffed with the observation that sometimes even the Doctor couldn’t save people from history. Even more immediately though, this rebuttal of the logic of “Time’s Champion” also lies at the heart of The Room With No Doors.

Now, when I said earlier that a lot of fans don’t remember the grand cosmology of Eternals and Champions and Stewards, it was with full knowledge that I was really only half-right. In truth, the Seventh Doctor’s status as “Time’s Champion” tends to be rather well-remembered, but more in the sense of being a general thematic marker than as so much continuity minutiae.

Unfortunately, it’s also often grossly misrepresented.

In the five years I’ve been reviewing the Virgin novels, I’ve repeatedly referenced the existence of a persistent school of thought that conceives of the New Adventures in particular as being angsty and edgy to a fault, willing to justify any atrocity committed by the Doctor by reference to his special position as a servant of an anthropomorphised representation of an intangible universal force. Often, you’ll see this argument paired up with a parallel strain of thinking which uses the NAs’ purported edginess as a means to argue that the novels manage to fundamentally misunderstand Doctor Who, and should therefore be shunned by fandom post-haste and regarded as non-canonical, whatever that means.

Now I’ll quite willingly concede here that this effectively amounts to the most extreme form of the argument. However, I do think I’ve captured the general spirit of a certain subset of fans’ reactions to the Virgin era, even if they might not always argue their case in such severe terms, and I do think this school of thought is overly simplistic and reductionist.

(With that being said, here at the very end, I suppose I’d feel uneasy with myself if I didn’t admit one last time that there’s some measure of truth to these claims, however minuscule it might ultimately be. There are certainly some books that handle the whole “dark, manipulative Doctor” thing in a much less sophisticated way than others, but these novels are generally not the ones held up by fans of the Virgin era as shining examples of the form. Indeed, more often than not, these tend to number among those instalments that receive an active and widespread critical lambasting.)

The Room With No Doors, then, puts the New Adventures’ cards on the table one last time, with the Doctor coming to actively reject the notion that the logic of “Time’s Champion” can ever be a truly sustainable form of heroism. Far from failing to understand the core values of the franchise, then, Orman makes a compelling case that the NAs have always been a journey back to those very same values, and a recognition that such ideals are worthless if they aren’t validated under pressure.

This process of “de-angsting” both the Doctor and Chris, to borrow the book’s own terminology, also sits quite comfortably within that titanic struggle between the cult and the domestic which we’ve singled out as the core conflict of Doctor Who in 1997. As with So Vile a Sin, it’s quite clear that Orman’s sympathies reside more with the latter side, as it’s yet another case of tripping the human brain’s own personal ‘That’s Too Damn Big’ switch, reducing an epic and grandiose model of heroism down to a more intimate and personal level.

Indeed, this interplay between mythology and heroism seems to lie at the heart of The Room With No Doors. The novel is practically overflowing with characters who all seem to embody their own particular brands of heroism, in turn reflecting back upon the Doctor and Chris’ attempts to discern their respective places in the cosmic schema of heroic self-sacrifice.

Perhaps the most obvious analogues to discuss are Penelope Gate and returning Orman guest star Joel Mintz, the latter having aged up about thirteen years since the events of Return of the Living Dad.

As a Victorian inventor in possession of her own personal time machine, Penelope is very clearly crafted as a representative of that particular branch of nineteenth century science fiction that serves as an antecedent to the beginnings of Doctor Who itself. She’s a wandering Brit, dedicated to marvelling at and observing spectacles from across the length and breadth of time and space, in the grand tradition of the protagonists of novels like H. G. Wells’ The Time Machine or Jules Verne’s The First Men in the Moon, or even the title character of Arnold Galopin’s remarkably Who-like Doctor Omega.

Moreover, she is said to power her time machine with a bolt of lightning, which Joel eagerly and not-so-subtly proclaims as being “like something out of Frankenstein.” The choice of reference material is illuminating, explicitly grounding Penelope’s backstory in a work often considered one of the earliest examples of modern science fiction as we know it.

Within the context of Doctor Who itself, of course, any fan with a passing familiarity with the series’ origins will also recognise shades not only of William Hartnell’s original Doctor, but also of “Doctor Who,” the eccentric human inventor played by Peter Cushing when the series made its first jump to the big screen in the 1960s.

With all of these obvious intertextual references, it’s hardly surprising that Orman’s subsequent novels for the BBC Books range – in conjunction with the works of Lance Parkin – should choose to incorporate Penelope into an expansion upon the account of the Doctor’s origins offered in John Leekley’s rejected “Leekley Bible,” implicitly casting her in the role of the Doctor’s human mother hinted at in the final television movie.

On a purely fictional level, the kind of stories in which you would expect to find Penelope Gate are exactly the kind of stories which proved such a vital component in the development of Doctor Who, and the subsequent parental link to the Doctor is only a literalisation of that connection.

Crucially, however, Orman also suggests that there exists a deep-rooted incompleteness to the kind of worldview implied by this school of science fiction adventuring. When the Doctor presses her on the motivations behind her jaunts through time, she quickly makes it clear that she sees her role in history as a passive one, quietly interacting with historical figures and locales without ever interfering. Even the very operating principles of her time machine are cold and clinical, running on the unremitting, iron logic of the Analytical Engine.

This, too, should be familiar to those with even the most casual of acquaintances with the Hartnell years. It’s virtually identical to the philosophy driving some of the programme’s earliest “pure historicals,” right down to the dogmatic insistence that you can’t rewrite one line of history. It’s telling that all of the figures Penelope cites – Shakespeare, Marco Polo, Richard the Lionheart – were featured at the dawn of the programme, in the period before Dennis Spooner really redefined what a historical story could look like with The Time Meddler; two of those three figures even served to anchor genuine pure historicals of their own.

It is, however, too much to claim that Orman displays no sympathy whatsoever for Penelope as a character. She never once tries to unfairly demonise her, and her desire to escape the stifling confines of her Victorian life is a completely understandable one.

Indeed, even if her initial methods and outlook may be flawed, The Room With No Doors still suggests that they aren’t irrevocably so. Over the course of the narrative, Penelope finds her detachment breaking down, eventually taking an active part in assisting the Doctor’s plans. In an early conversation with Chris, she even comes face to face with the fact that, in treating her own subjective past history as an eternal, closed system whose weight cannot be fought or railed against no matter what, she inadvertently ends up walling herself off from the possibility of exploring, say, the kind of future history that the New Adventures have crafted.

In a model of adventure that treats the past as the only worthy object of dispassionate, academic study, a concept like “the future” becomes inherently useless and incomprehensible. This is, in other words, the same kind of reasoning that leads to seemingly self-contradictory leaps in logic like the way in which it’s not OK for the protagonists of a show from 1966 to interfere in the seventeenth century Cornish smuggling rings of their own pasts one week, but it’s totally OK for the same characters to foil an alien invasion in 1986 just one week later. In short, then, Penelope’s arc is a microcosm of the philosophical and ideological transformation which Doctor Who itself has undergone over the past three decades.

In light of this, it’s undoubtedly significant that the Doctor is eventually able to meld Penelope’s machine with the technology of his own strange, temporal egg, suggesting that these two worldviews are not as mutually incompatible as one might initially suspect. Most tellingly of all, it’s Penelope who ultimately manages to communicate with Psychokinetic, taking advantage of a link that was forged even before the events of the book thanks to the captive alien’s transmission of temporal energy to power her time machine.

On a subtextual level, Penelope and the Doctor amount to little more than two distinct points on the strange, twisting artistic timeline that is Doctor Who. In spite of the tension that exists between them, they are ultimately able to reconcile and collaborate with one another, in much the same way as the show itself has been historically able to pull together the disparate strands of its past and push boldly on.

(As one might expect from Orman, there’s also something understatedly feminist in the decision to so casually make the book’s most prominent female guest star into a rather literal “Chosen One,” in the sense of Penelope being literally selected by Psychokinetic as his liberator. Similarly pointed is the Doctor’s reaction of disbelief to the revelation that she too has been dreaming of the Room, immediately and not a little condescendingly noting that she “[hasn’t] got a trace of telepathic ability.” Read today, in an age where, to pick a totally random example, Star Wars fans have proven totally incapable of accepting something like Rey’s proficiency in the Force without a ready-made link back to the franchise’s prominent male characters, it’s refreshing to see Orman so offhandedly overturn the rather gendered power structures that seem to plague a lot of “Chosen One” narratives within fantasy and science fiction.)

So, in order to find the real spanner in the works amidst all this romanticism and Victoriana, we need to turn to Joel Mintz, and it’s here that The Room With No Doors becomes incredibly, undeniably interesting when read in the context of February 1997.

In his first appearance in Return of the Living Dad, Joel was very obviously cast as the avatar of science fiction fandom in the 1990s. He had opinions on which episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation were considered classics, sought answers to the eternal mystery of UNIT dating, and was, of course, a hardcore devotee of the New Adventures’ resident thinly-veiled Doctor Who clone, Professor X.

In the case of The Room With No Doors, these traits are only pushed further to the forefront. It’s almost certainly no coincidence, for instance, that the character’s own subjective experience of the gap between the two novels has lasted just long enough to make him around the same age as Doctor Who itself. Just in case things were getting a little too subtle, Penelope’s first journey through time lands her in May 1996, “two days before the Professor X movie premiered.”

Ahem.

With this in mind, it’s pretty clear that this subtly retooled Joel is meant to serve as an ambassador of the future of Doctor Who as it existed at the time of the telemovie’s premiere, or at the very least a possible future, contrasting with Penelope’s status as a representative of the franchise’s past.

As a character who was already established as a native of the United States in Return of the Living Dad, he’s pretty much the perfect poster-child for the trans-Atlantic vision of Philip Segal – an American dream, if you will – right down to receiving a prophetic visit from the Eighth Doctor during his time at Little Caldwell. By extension, this very firmly places his allegiances on the side of the “cult” rather than the “domestic.”

Naturally, by February 1997, Doctor Who fandom was well aware that the prospect of resurrecting Doctor Who as a cult property in the vein of something like The X-Files had effectively proven itself to be a spectacular failure. The 1996 television movie wound up attracting very little attention from either investors or audiences across the pond, and its most lasting effect was to throw the Virgin novels into the weird state of limbo that made The Room With No Doors necessary in the first place.

At the same time, we should be very careful not to argue that the cult property model of Doctor Who was wholly dead. Eternity Weeps, for instance, had proven that this kind of insular, continuity-focused thinking was still alive and well, resulting in a book that curiously managed to treat the death of Liz Shaw as a worthwhile plot beat on the basis of little more than the fact that Liz Shaw was an established character from the programme’s history. Paradoxically, however, Mortimore afforded this development such little room that it’s only in The Room With No Doors that we are first introduced to the idea that Imorkal effectively mercy killed the erstwhile UNIT scientist after her exposure to Agent Yellow.

Later in 1997, this model of Doctor Who will find perhaps its most notorious and universally-panned apotheoses in the form of The Eight Doctors and War of the Daleks, wherein the series’ continuity is elevated to a position of almost religious primacy.

Orman, unsurprisingly, manages to expertly sidestep these pitfalls in her handling of Joel. In many ways, Joel’s arc is consciously constructed as a mirror to Penelope’s. Rather than starting from the position of being a passive observer, perceiving the events of history as nothing more than so many punch cards in the great Analytical Engine of the universe, there’s a sense that Joel possesses some level of understanding of perceptual subjectivity as regards time travel.

He constantly keeps a watch on hand in order to preserve a certain measure of continuity to his existence, measuring out the span of years that he’s lived through in his own timestream, even as he’s buffeted from pillar to post through the Time Vortex. All his diary entries are prefaced with two datelines, one reflecting “Subjective Time” and the other “Local Time.”

But there exists a subtly monstrous quality to this logic all the same, offset by a certain crushing banality, and this is particularly apparent in the ways in which Joel applies these guiding principles to history. His grand plan to weave himself into the tapestry of world history effectively amounts to little more than introducing rudimentary computer technology to Japanese society a few centuries early.

Frankly, as far as threatening Doctor Who plans go, it resembles nothing so much as the rather childish and lackadaisical schemes of the Meddling Monk, and there’s something grimly comic in the revelation that his big “call to action” was something so petty as the inability to talk about his work with the Admiral in the Usenet communities in which he found himself, as well as the rather snide and dismissive press coverage of a Star Trek fan convention in Liverpool.

I mean, it’s hardly a Shakespearean motivation, is it?

It is the cold, mechanistic reasoning of the computer, however, that provides the most revealing insight into the real existential horror of these plans. In his pursuit of the chance to become a hero in his own right, stepping out from under the faux-paternalistic shadow of Admiral Summerfield for the first time in his life, Joel inadvertently ends up reinforcing the same kind of disinterested, passive Victorian worldview.

Indeed, there’s a sense that these actions are considered to be far more objectionable than Penelope’s own initial aloofness. It is, after all, perhaps no small wonder that an Englishwoman of the Victorian age – implied to be reasonably well-off financially – might prove a little blinkered at first in her conception of the world at large. We’re directly told that her only real brush with adventure, before becoming trapped by the societal conventions of the housewife, was on safari in Tanganyika, an image with distinctly colonial and imperialist connotations.

Joel, on the other hand, doesn’t really have such an excuse, having dealt with the strange and the fantastical on a regular basis for well over a decade now. He should, by rights, have developed some measure of empathy and self-awareness.

The fact that he’s so readily able to compartmentalise his instinctive disgust and revulsion at witnessing Gufuu’s brutal dismemberment of a traitorous subordinate, willing himself not to throw up through little more than the judicious and wilful application of some pretty extreme historical relativism, is downright disturbing, and only further reinforces the impression we received in recent Virgin novels like Bad Therapy or Burning Heart that the most unnerving and heinous human failing of all is a refusal to empathise.

What’s more, it is this lack of empathy, this inability to recognise or even care about the human cost of history, that motivates the construction of these mythological narratives of noble heroism. When it comes down to the big confrontation between Gufuu and Umemi, both Joel and Chris separately end up realising that the ideal of the samurai as proud, wholly virtuous warriors totally devoted to honour above all else is effectively just a convenient veil thrown over the historical reality of brutal, total and all-consuming war.

In fact, it’s worth noting that the real-world historical record largely bears out these notions. Much of the romantic iconography associated with the samurai in modern Western pop culture can be traced back to the publication of Inazō Nitobe’s Bushido: The Soul of Japan in 1899, a work which proved so popular as to meet with a ringing endorsement from President Theodore Roosevelt himself.

Despite the exuberant response from Western audiences, however, scholars of Japanese history and culture have argued that the accuracy of Nitobe’s idealised portrait of the samurai does not exactly hold up well under scrutiny. In fact, by effectively presenting the samurai in terms redolent of European medieval knights, Bushido can quite reasonably be read as an attempt to placate Western audiences who might have been made uneasy and confused by the sudden rise of Japan as a major political power in the wake of the Meiji Restoration and the country’s crushing defeat of China in the First Sino-Japanese War.

Needless to say, there’s a rather clear parallel here to Chris’ own arc of coming to terms with the ways in which he feels the narrative of Time’s Champion and his loyal steward – or even, as Orman points out in an apparent bid to further drive home the medieval undertones, his squire – has begun to crowd out the personal connection he feels with the Doctor, replacing it with an overblown sense of the theatrical and the mythically ostentatious.

In the process, then, The Room With No Doors manages to seamlessly bridge the gap between the historical and the intimate. Which finally brings us to the point where I must try and somehow do the same, the point at which everything we’ve been talking about hopefully starts to coalesce, and the point at which I can start wrapping up this overly long post. Heroism, history, lore, mythology, continuity. All of these forces are deeply intertwined with one another, and all of them have a profound relevance in analysing the state of Doctor Who and its attendant fandom in early 1997.

Because Joel’s way of seeing the universe is, ultimately, totally in line with the more obsessive tendencies of fan culture. Viewing history and its inhabitants as nothing more than a set of equations with no emotional content is exactly the same kind of mindset that motivates the hollow excesses of modern fandom, bringing back beloved characters without having any greater purpose for them than to garner a few more sentences on overly meticulous fan wiki projects. To use a more contemporary example, it’s the kind of mindset that leads Hollywood executives to seriously consider the use of AI to ghoulishly resurrect departed actors like Harold Ramis or George Reeves in order to push fans’ nostalgia buttons for a cheap emotional high.

And it is, Orman contends, thoroughly toxic to the long-term future of Doctor Who, with the avatar of the TV movie’s “cult television series” approach being pushed to the point where he almost finds himself forced to kill the Doctor on the orders of Gufuu Kocho. Indeed, when compared to the Doctor, Chris and Penelope, Joel seems quite removed from Psychokinetic’s plight, being the only time traveller not to share in the portentous dreams of imprisonment that lend the book its title.

We’ve seen this kind of argument advanced before; in a sense, we’re really just circling back around to the observations made in Who Killed Kennedy, and to David Bishop’s portrayal of fandom and mythology as inescapable forces that actively absorb those who try to impose some kind of readily quantifiable narrative structure upon them.

And just like in Who Killed Kennedy, there’s a sense that 1990s Internet fandom might not be too far removed from the trappings of conspiracy culture. Consider The X-Files, perhaps the most prominent pop culture representation of the decade’s conspiracy culture and a strong stylistic influence on both Who Killed Kennedy and the TV movie to boot. As a series, its most lasting legacy in the popular imagination will probably always be its ongoing semi-serialised saga of aliens and government cover-ups, a plotline whose instalments were traditionally assigned the moniker of, you guessed it, mythology episodes.

The Room With No Doors is all about tidying away this mythology, of conceding that Doctor Who‘s future will probably not be found in the form of the Campbellian monomyth so eagerly adopted by folks like Leekley and Segal, but in the series’ own delightfully quirky and idiosyncratic take on the hero’s journey.

By the novel’s end, both Chris and the Doctor have quite firmly rejected any possibility of having these sorts of mythic structures foisted upon them, with the former going so far as to finally assert the correct pronunciation of his surname, and the latter having rid himself of the angst and self-loathing characteristic of Seven’s relationship with his earlier selves. Even when Joel offers up prophetic foreknowledge of his eighth incarnation, he declines, choosing to let the universe take him where it will.

And in so doing, the New Adventures manage to make a compelling and watertight case that they are, and have always been, a vital part of Doctor Who, despite the protestations of those with more orthodox and conservative inclinations. The titular room which lays the groundwork for so much angst over the course of the novel is not, in actual fact, a ghastly vision of the NAs’ future, consigned to an eternal limbo wherein their developments are wholly ignored.

Instead, it turns out to be nothing more than the psychic plea of a trapped alien, and consequently serves as a final reminder of the all-too-easily forgotten truth that the Doctor doesn’t always need to serve the larger-than-life role of “he who fights monsters,” or the Oncoming Storm, or even the President of the Intergalactic Floral Society. It’s enough to just be the kind of individual who will always make the choice to win, to help people, and to stick around for a tea ceremony and a spot of snowman-building after the dust settles, rather than stewing in his own personal hell and dragging those around him down there with him.

Ironically then, despite not being a Doctor-lite novel in the vein of Eternity Weeps, and not exhibiting a single trace of Benny’s presence, The Room With No Doors proves itself to be far more adept at broadening the scope of heroism possible within the New Adventures’ remit than Mortimore’s book ever was.

Here, at the last, Kate Orman has managed to signal that Doctor Who need not align itself with the forms and grammar of cult ’90s television properties, but that it can instead strive for a more universal and domestically grounded approach.

It is, of course, one of life’s tragic little ironies that this affirmation should arrive at a point where the New Adventures are about to take their greatest leap yet into the realms of the cult classic, retooling themselves as a spin-off series centred around the escapades of a novel-original character, arguably confining themselves to the very same sort of isolated, claustrophobic pop cultural afterlife that The Room With No Doors so stirringly railed against.

As any respectable critic will tell you, though, the degree of commercial or popular success enjoyed by a work of art should by no means be taken as a reliable indicator of its quality, and the fact that so many of the NAs’ innovations have been vindicated by the passage of time is surely reason enough to judge them to be worthy additions to the ongoing story of the franchise, rather than as one big artistic cul-de-sac as some might contend.

At the end of the day, The Room With No Doors makes a compelling closing argument in defence of this half-decade of weird and wonderful authorial innovation that Virgin managed to provide us, full of astonishing imagery and beautiful characterisation, and although there might still be two more New Adventures featuring the Doctor for us to talk about, on a purely thematic level, this is the end.

And maybe, just this once, it’s OK if the moment hasn’t been prepared for.

Miscellaneous Observations

With how thematically and symbolically rich this book is, I’m gonna be up front and admit that there are a lot of things that didn’t end up making it into the final review, or even in this here Miscellaneous Observations section. At a certain point, though, I had to start getting really disciplined with what I included in order to not feel like I was yabbering on too much and keeping you here for the rest of time.

(I know, the sheer length of this post probably doesn’t exactly do much to showcase the notion that I’ve been at all economical or disciplined in my inclusions but just… it’s true I swear, trust me on this!)

Anyway, there are a few things that would have felt like positively criminal omissions if I didn’t mention them, so here they are. For starters, Orman is fantastic at writing for the Doctor. We knew this already, but it bears repeating. This is one of the best depictions of Seven the NAs have ever turned out, striking the perfect balance between humour and forlornness, and with so many standout moments that it would be impossible to list them all.

As for the symbolism of the thing… well, the scene in which the Doctor ends up impaled by an arrow that has killed the peasant girl in his arms is, as has been pointed out by countless reviewers before me, one of the most shocking and memorable visualisations of what the “NA Doctor” is really all about. In fact, far from “spoiling” the book, I think my foreknowledge of the image made the slow realisation of how it was all going to slot into place all the more impactful.

Which might kind of play against the themes of the book itself, now that I’m thinking about it, but we humans are nothing if not walking contradictions…

As if to offer up a few final morsels of proof that Kate Orman deserves to be mentioned in any discussion of the most influential Doctor Who writers never to have worked on the television series, there are a number of moments within The Room With No Doors that put me in mind of subsequent beats from the 2005 revival. Not in the sense where I’m lobbing accusations of plagiarism at later writers, mind you, I’m just pointing out casual parallels that occurred to me.

For one, Joel’s whole plan to change history and the Doctor’s subsequent irascible response feels rather akin to the fate of Adam Mitchell in The Long Game – although, to be honest, it might make a bit more sense in that case than it does here, considering Adam’s relative inexperience and youth when compared to Joel’s thirty-three years of age. I guess that’s partially intentional, in order to reinforce the point that he should really know better, but it is a little odd nonetheless.

Nitpicks aside, bits of the novel also bring to mind Heaven Sent, from the Doctor’s burial to the sequence in which Penelope, trapped in the mental hellscape of the Room, repeats the Doctor’s own advice regarding the choice between inaction and winning. Some day I might write a big piece on the thematic parallels between Orman’s work and that of Steven Moffat, but for now I’ll just say, as I always have, that the covering of similar ground – even while both authors retain their own distinct styles – probably accounts for a great deal of my enjoyment of both their respective oeuvres.

Final Thoughts

Sorry that that was a bit of a long one, folks, but I felt like it behooved me, at such a pivotal turning point in the dying days of the series, to really pull out all the stops. To be honest, this was a tough review to write, as my brain kept screaming at me to include more and more.

As if that wasn’t enough, I ended up re-reading large chunks of the novel again and again in order to ensure I wasn’t missing anything. I probably hindered my own enjoyment of the experience quite a bit by doing so, but what else is new, I suppose? Ah well, there’s always the promise of some distant future where I can re-read as many of the books as I choose without having to worry about writing a full-length review to elucidate my thoughts and opinions.

Whatever the case, join me next time as I hopefully learn how to restrain my verbosity a little bit better, and Christopher Bulis continues his ongoing quest to write for every Doctor under the sun, with the Fourth Doctor, Sarah, and Harry encountering A Device of Death. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: So Vile a Sin by Ben Aaronovitch and Kate Orman (or, “A Roz By Any Other Name”)

‘Follow me,’ said Roz. She jumped over the rim and started running.
And went up the hill into history.

Welp, here we are. So Vile a Sin is one of the big ones, and in more ways than one. While there might be any number of novels that you could credibly point point to as having rung in the true “endgame” of the New Adventures – certainly we’ve been talking about it on-and-off since at least Happy Endings – this is perhaps the most dramatic and bombastic contender.

It wraps up the Psi Powers arc that has been an ongoing concern since Warchild, follows up on the dramatic decay of the Earth Empire suggested back in Original Sin, kills a member of the main cast, and sees the books reunited with one of the most critically acclaimed and influential writers that they’ve ever played host to in the form of Ben Aaronovitch. What’s more, it was very famously delivered exactly when it was supposed to be, and one little barely relevant piece of trivia that’s worth noting about this statement is that I’m lying through my teeth.

Yes, we’re breaking all sorts of Laws of Time with this one, folks. Although it was intended that So Vile a Sin would be released in November 1996, those plans would ultimately be stymied by a number of factors, and it would be delayed by about five months, only seeing print in April 1997 – right as Virgin Books lost their license to print Doctor Who novels.

By the time it finally did hit the presses, it had metamorphosed from a solo Aaronovitch effort into the first major multi-author collaboration the New Adventures had seen since Lucifer Rising, with Kate Orman having frantically pulled together what material she could based on a few written excerpts from Aaronovitch, a plot outline and details that she had remembered from her own earlier contributions to the Psi Powers arc, SLEEPY and Return of the Living Dad.

Why am I covering this book as if it really did occupy the November 1996 slot, then, you might ask? Well, quite frankly, it just feels a little silly to hew so closely to publication order as a guiding principle twenty-five years after the fact, so I’d rather follow things in a more chronological fashion if at all possible.

That’s even more true when you consider just how seismic and important the events in this book turn out to be in shaping the last few New Adventures. It would be deeply weird – and a little jarring – to have to go from Damaged Goods to Bad Therapy without actually reading these events; even if that’s what Doctor Who fans would have had to do back in 1996, I feel like we’ve evolved past the need for that at this point. You might disagree, but that’s my reasoning, and this is my blog, so I don’t know what else to tell you.

(It also puts one extra book between me and Gareth Roberts, so I’ll take whatever measly lead I can get…)

No matter how you cut it though, it doesn’t seem like an exaggeration to label the whole disordered mess surrounding So Vile a Sin‘s publication as the most significant production hiccup – well, perhaps a production coughing fit is more apt – faced by the entirety of the nine-year run of the New and Missing Adventures.

Indeed, even if you extend the period you’re considering to take into account the extra six years of BBC Books and Telos novellas, there still isn’t any other saga of this kind which can realistically compete for the title. As such, it’s definitely worth pausing to reflect in a bit more detail on the question of how exactly we got here – and I think we need to take things back quite a ways for this one. To the very beginning, in fact, or at least a beginning.

The date is Wednesday, April 2, 1986. Doctor Who is currently locked in the throes of an eighteen-month hiatus imposed on the production office by BBC1 Controller Michael Grade, and it has been 368 days since the last episode of the programme. Barring a six-part radio serial from script editor Eric Saward in late July and early August, fans have been forced to wait with bated breath for new performed content.

Around the time of the hiatus’ initial announcement, one particularly influential fan had pulled some strings in the music industry and managed to put out a rather embarrassing and quaint piece of hi-NRG kitsch that probably did nothing to dispell the impression that Doctor Who was really just a show for a bunch of pathetic manchildren vicariously reliving their salad days through a twenty-year-old television programme. About this song, the best thing that can be said is probably that the money went to a cancer research charity. The worst thing that can be said is, well, everything else.

By April, however, all of this is old news. The production team had been forced to junk their original plans for the twenty-third season, yes, but they had managed to scrape together a workable – albeit truncated – replacement. In one of the least subtle instances of the show’s narrative directly mirroring its real-world circumstances, Colin Baker’s colourful, boisterous Doctor would be placed on trial in the aptly-named fourteen-part epic, The Trial of a Time Lord.

Saward and producer John Nathan-Turner had managed to pool together a number of past contributors to help shape this nascent story arc, including Philip Martin, Pip and Jane Baker, and legendary former script editor Robert Holmes, who had recently made a return to Doctor Who with Season 21’s critically-acclaimed The Caves of Androzani. With these being writers who were all in possession of at least a passing familiarity with the rhythms and flows of the television series, things were starting to look like they might be back on track.

Sure, Saward and Nathan-Turner were starting to really get on each other’s nerves after a number of heated disagreements, but the only way that these tensions might really start to reach a critical mass was through some catastrophic, unlikely act of God like one of the writers dying.

Oh dear.

Yes indeed, while Robert Holmes might have been an extremely prolific and successful Doctor Who writer, at this stage in his life he was also an unfortunately ill one. In late March, an ongoing bout with hepatitis had taken a turn for the worse when he lapsed into a coma. The resultant tensions between script editor and producer subsequently reached an unsustainable intensity. Something had to give, and on April 2, 1986, it became clear that that something was Saward, as the script editor finally caved and tendered his resignation from the post.

Although Saward initially attempted to stay on and finish the fourteenth and final episode of the season, as well as putting the finishing touches on Holmes’ existing script for the thirteenth episode, continuing disputes with Nathan-Turner would so profoundly sour the experience that he would ultimately rescind permission for the show to use his scripts. In a moment of desperation, the Bakers were drafted to provide their own conclusion to The Ultimate Foe.

In the short term, The Trial of a Time Lord was eventually completed on time, and the broadcast of Season 23 went off without any major hitches.  A more cynical man than I might count the poor quality of said season as something of a hitch, but that’s neither here nor there. In any event, the fact that Doctor Who was now lacking any sort of script editor to speak of presented a far more immediate and substantial hurdle. And, to be perfectly blunt about the whole thing, the show hadn’t exactly been firing on all cylinders in the seasons prior to Saward’s resignation anyway, as evidenced by, y’know, the fact that it was even put on hiatus in the first place.

On top of everything else, it became obvious by late October that the whims of Controller Grade would soon render Doctor Who a programme without even a leading man to anchor its title role. Things were looking rather grim, and even when the positions of script editor and lead actor were filled by newcomers Andrew Cartmel and Sylvester McCoy respectively, the hostility from the BBC’s management continued. For the final three years of its classic run, the show would infamously be placed directly opposite ITV’s iconic hit soap opera Coronation Street, in an era before technology like DVRs were mainstream and accessible.

Now I’ll readily concede that just about every part of what you just read is nothing more than a pretty basic and widely-understood historiographical narrative of Doctor Who‘s trajectory. Indeed, I’d probably be infinitely more surprised if you were obsessive enough to dig this deep into a random twentysomething’s foolhardy attempt at mapping the history of the Wilderness Years without knowing all of this information already.

(If it’s not obsessiveness that drives you here but sheer dumb luck, then A. I am so very, very sorry and B. what’s it like, being sane and level-headed? Oh damn, really? That sounds really nice, maybe I’ll get around to trying it some day. Feel free to leave this post at any point, by all means.)

And so we come to the second big question that I’m sure you’re positively bursting to ask me about this review, which is “Why the hell are you relitigating all of this shit anyway?” Again, it’s a good question, but if I had to answer – and straightforward answers have long since become deeply passé around these parts – I guess I would just say that I think it provides an essential framework of historical context in which Ben Aaronovitch can be properly appraised.

As 1987 dawned, the atmosphere within the not-so-hallowed halls of Doctor Who production was obviously a pretty chaotic one, for all the reasons I just listed. Cartmel and Nathan-Turner were in desperate need of new writers, particularly since the lone script commissioned in the editorial interregnum was the Bakers’ rather dire Time and the Rani. The current standards were clearly not cutting it.

So when former Casualty script editor Caroline Oulton – in a detail that’s rather funny in hindsight when you consider that Cartmel himself would go on to work as a script editor on Casualty immediately after the cancellation of Doctor Who – referred Aaronovitch’s Knight Fall to the production team, the fact that it was deemed a bit of an ill fit for the show was rather beside the point. Here was a scrappy young author who clearly had ideas aplenty, and turning him away would be a rather foolish move under the present circumstances.

While Knight Fall didn’t make it to production, Aaronovitch would get his big break just under six months later, when he would be commissioned to write the big twenty-fifth anniversary Dalek extravaganza, Nemesis of the Doctor – or, as it is better known today, Remembrance of the Daleks.

Now any discussion of the influence of this script must admittedly come with something of an asterisk. For a long time, the conventional narrative surrounding the Cartmel Era was that Remembrance of the Daleks marked its “real” starting point, and that Season 24 was nothing but a weird liminal postscript to the Saward Era.

(This is a viewpoint that I myself have echoed in the past, but that was mostly in the early days when I hadn’t watched hide nor hair of Season 24. If you’re looking to apportion blame for that one, special thanks must go to JB Hi-Fi for deciding to stock barely any Seventh Doctor stories whatsoever apart from Remembrance of the Daleks and Silver Nemesis. So I was, in short, a bit full of crap when I started this project. It’s still a little surprising I’ve managed to glean even the small modicum of relevance I’ve obtained in writing at such great length about an era of Doctor Who that I hadn’t even seen more than a quarter of until the last couple of years. Hell, I still haven’t even watched The Happiness Patrol and The Greatest Show in the Galaxy, and with only eight books left until we draw the curtains down with Lungbarrow, the clock is ticking… But I digress, as I am wont to do.)

If you discard the aforementioned travesty that is Time and the Rani as being nothing more than a desperate hail Mary from Nathan-Turner while he scrambled to find a replacement for Saward, however, this argument doesn’t really hold water very well. As I said in my review of Damaged Goods, the first story directly commissioned by Cartmel is a socially conscious piece of satire lampooning the Thatcher government’s housing policies. It’s hard to argue that that isn’t a quintessentially Cartmel move, and it’s pretty clear that there’s plenty of the editor’s artistic spirit to be found in the final three serials of Season 24. Just for good measure, both Stephen Wyatt – writer of Paradise Towers – and Ian Briggs – ditto for Dragonfire – would go on to contribute additional stories to Seasons 25 and 26, and very iconic and highly-regarded stories at that.

(In this, as with so many other things in life, we are left with little choice but to feel a bit sorry for Delta and the Bannermen writer Malcolm Kohll as the lone odd one out among his Season 24 cohort. Ah well, at least there’s the novelisation..)

With that being said, though, it’s not difficult to see why the popularity of this interpretation persists. For one thing, Remembrance of the Daleks stands head and shoulders above any of the Season 24 stories, but its significance runs a little deeper than that. For all that you might want to quibble about the details, it is undeniably the story where those elements of the Cartmel Era that had largely been implicit or unspoken beforehand finally crystallise into a more iconic and visible form.

For the first time, we got hints that the Doctor is “far more than just another Time Lord,” we saw him return to tie up a long-running and intricately orchestrated scheme, and Sophie Aldred’s Ace received her first proper adventure in the TARDIS. When Aaronovitch novelised the story in June 1990, he took the opportunity to further cement his status as a critical architect of the Cartmel Era and the forthcoming New Adventures, introducing both the Other and Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart to the unfurling tapestry of the franchise’s mythology.

Aaronovitch’s influence continued to be demonstrated when he crossed over to the NAs, making his debut with the extremely controversial Transit. Whatever you might think of that novel’s utilisation of a more adult-oriented toolbox of profanity and sex, it cannot be denied that the very fact that the range was demonstrating a willingness to directly engage with such ideas proved to be a pivotal moment in defining the novels’ identity as their own little distinct corner of Doctor Who. Almost three years later, The Also People wound up giving the books a society which would prove a recurring fixture of Virgin’s post-Doctor Who line of Bernice Summerfield novels, as well as offering up what was perhaps the most comprehensive and nuanced look at the character of Roz to date.

With character references of this quality, it makes perfect sense that Virgin would turn to Aaronovitch to be the one responsible for penning one of the more important pieces of the New Adventures’ endgame. Or at least, it makes sense from a certain viewpoint. Which brings us to another very important thing to understand about Aaronovitch, which is that at this time, he wasn’t the fastest of writers; one need only look at the three year gap between Transit and The Also People to see the evidence of this trend in all its glory.

Crucially, I’m not saying this as a disparagement of Aaronovitch in any way, shape or form. Individual writers will work to their own pace, and if the price of getting a novel as fantastic as The Also People – which I still consider to be my favourite Doctor Who story of all time, for the record – is a turnaround rate that’s slightly slower than the average New Adventures writer, I consider that a worthwhile sacrifice. One of the benefits of Virgin’s expansive pool of writers at this late stage in the game is that it provides you with any number of alternative corners to turn to for fresh novels while you allow someone like Aaronovitch to take their time.

But of course, this isn’t what the final form of So Vile a Sin represents. With its intended release date being just a year out from The Also People, Aaronovitch found himself staring down chronic writer’s block, exacerbated further by the intense pressure he felt to live up to the high expectations engendered by the earlier novel’s critical acclaim. By the time the deadlines rolled around, only ten thousand words had been delivered, and repeated inquiries from the Virgin editorial staff as to the progress were going unanswered.

What should have been a crowning final glory ultimately became a production nightmare, in a perversely ironic mirroring of the Saward Era kerfuffle that we just detailed – see, there was a point to it after all! – and it is this sense of fundamental contradiction and paradox that comes to define So Vile a Sin. Even to an outside audience without knowledge of all the wheelings and dealings going on behind the scenes, it feels as if it would have been hard to escape the impression that the narrative itself had succumbed to the war between chaos and rationality that has been a fixture of the Psi Powers arc since Christmas on a Rational Planet.

Dualities abound within So Vile a Sin. Most obviously, it’s simultaneously a Ben Aaronovitch book and a Kate Orman book – and the joins are, indeed, obvious, but it seems a little churlish to complain about such things. Deeper than that, however, it’s both the fifty-sixth and the sixty-first New Adventure. It may just be a single stepping stone in the path to the Seventh Doctor’s farewell in Lungbarrow, but it’s also the ironclad end of the incarnation’s run as the undisputed “main character” of his own novel series, coming just two months before the launch of the EDAs with The Eight Doctors. It’s a novel which wants to consciously build towards the death of Roz as a shock conclusion – albeit one heavily foreshadowed for quite some time now – but which has its hand forced thanks to the audience having read four months’ worth of books in which the aftermath of Roz’s death was pored over in agonising detail, and so has to relegate her to the status of “the body on page one.”

Let’s be very clear here. None of this should work. This should be a disaster, a monument to hubris, a warning of the dangers inherent in attempting this kind of extensive reconstructive surgery on a book that seemed fated to be lost to the mists of time. With all of that going against it, then, it’s a pleasant surprise that the novel is as readable as it is.

So Vile a Sin cannot quite hold a candle to the true, unadulterated masterpieces of the New Adventures, nor is it even the best book from either Aaronovitch or Orman. From a certain point of view, this might make it a poor swansong for the Doctor’s involvement in the New Adventures. However, judging it by this watermark is, frankly, wholly unfair. None of those other books had to contend with the same astronomic amounts of pressure as that acting upon So Vile a Sin, so of course they’re going to come out of the final analysis looking better.

Yes, there are issues here, but I do think it’s important to stress that this is a very good book. It’s not a great one, but it comes surprisingly close. What it might occasionally lack in internal coherence and elegance, it attempts to compensate for with a suitably grand, epic and funereal tone, along with some typically zippy NA dialogue and a sense of genuine pathos in the departure of perhaps the second-most compelling companion to be dreamed up by Virgin.

While readers might feasibly be divided as to whether these efforts are successful in masking the book’s very real faults, I can only speak for myself when I say that it largely works. Whatever the case may be, you never get the sense that Kate Orman is half-assing these attempts, and the final product still stands head and shoulders above so many of its contemporaries that it’s very difficult to complain too stridently.

So, now that I’ve made you sit through a good 3000-plus words to actually get to the direct opinion portion of the review, I suppose now’s as good a time as any to properly discuss the particulars of the novel that this post is nominally about. If we’re going to do that, it follows that we should devote the bulk of our attention to the same matter that Orman was inadvertently forced to focus on in the process of her rewrites: Roz’s death.

This is, of course, a major development. At this stage of the Virgin books, we’ve already established that past companions are more than fair game for any trigger-happy writers, thanks to the unfortunate example of Dodo in Who Killed KennedyDoctor Who Magazine shortly followed suit by killing off Ace at the conclusion of Ground Zero, in a move that proved massively controversial and effectively sounded the death knell for the connectivity between the New Adventures and the magazine’s monthly comic strip.

About five months after the conclusion of Ground Zero, and three months before So Vile a Sin‘s eventual publication, Jim Mortimore surprised nobody by eagerly picking up the baton laid down by David Bishop and Scott Gray, killing Liz Shaw off-screen in Eternity Weeps – alongside about ten percent of the Earth’s population because, well, he’s Jim Mortimore and he has to fill his quota somehow. By the later stages of the BBC novels, the rate of companion death will have accelerated so dramatically that it will actually give rise to a crucial plot point in Justin Richards’ ill-begotten alternate universe/Council of Eight arc, even if the demise of Sam Jones would seem to be the only one to survive as a part of the “proper” timeline after the events of Sometime Never…

Even when measured against all of these other examples, however, the death of Roz stands out. It’s the only time across the fifteen year span from Genesys to Atom Bomb Blues that the novels will opt to definitively kill off one of their self-created companions at the conclusion of the character’s tenure as a member of the regular cast. At this time, there have been only four cases in which the television series has done this.

Of those four cases, one involved a character who had spent the bulk of an entire season being completely unacknowledged by those around him, and two others involved companions who had appeared in less than ten episodes apiece. Really, the most meaningful and direct televisual analogue to Roz’s fate in So Vile a Sin is probably the death of Adric, and there are a number of reasons why that offers something of a problematic template for a companion exit.

On the surface, you might very well point to the fact that the opening of Time-Flight had effectively bent over backwards to dismiss and erase any emotional consequences and fallout from the climax of Earthshock as quickly as possible. While that may have been a more defensible position in the more rigidly episodic televisual landscape of 1982 – although, frankly, killing off a member of your main cast who’s been around for nearly eighteen months really is the kind of thing that ought to have an impact, long-form storytelling or no – it would have been a harder sell in the context of a novel line that had more than cemented its commitment to serialisation at this point.

However, even though all indications point to Aaronovitch’s original plan being to include Roz’s death as a shock conclusion in the vein of Earthshock, the way that the subsequent New Adventures ultimately shaped up would seem to prove that the editors and writers at least recognised the need to afford this plot beat an appropriate level of weight and space. The outcome of the final battle on Callisto goes on to deeply and materially inform the arcs of both Chris and the Doctor in every book from Bad Therapy through to Lungbarrow.

We may never know how a “pure,” unaltered version of Aaronovitch’s novel might have handled things, but the fact remains that Roz’s death echoes through the future novels in a way that Adric’s never did. The New Adventures have, at least on that score, evolved beyond the shortcomings of the Saward Era – and, for that matter, beyond the similar shortcomings of the Wiles Era as typified by the cursory, almost throwaway deaths of Katarina and Sara Kingdom.

But the fact that the death of Roz should become an inciting incident in the subsequent character arcs of the Doctor and Chris hints at another, more foundational concern in how the books go about telling this story, and it’s something that we’ve already kind of touched upon in analysing Who Killed Kennedy. Although we are still, as we were in April 1996, a good few years away from the launch of Women in Refrigerators and the coining of “fridging” as a recognisable, mainstream term in genre fiction circles, the decision to kill off a female Doctor Who companion – and a woman of colour at that – in order to advance the development of her two white, male contemporaries cannot be viewed as an entirely neutral act that exists in a vacuum.

After all, one of the things that any honest appraisal of Doctor Who must concede is that it has had some major issues with gender for large chunks of its history, and this often manifested in the treatment of the companions. This is nothing new, it’s something that we’ve discussed many times in the past, and it’s something that we will likely continue to discuss many times in the future.

With regard to the specific question of companion deaths, it’s significant that both Katarina and Sara Kingdom were killed off at a point where it seemed like the stance that the companions – and, by extension, the actresses – were interchangeable and disposable was at its strongest. Maureen O’Brien had been unceremoniously written out of the show by John Wiles at the conclusion of The Myth Makers after he took umbrage at her criticism of the scripts to Galaxy Four, a decision so abrupt that she didn’t even learn about her imminent departure until two weeks before the start of the story’s recording sessions. When Wiles left and was replaced by Innes Lloyd, the incoming producer found Jackie Lane’s Dodo to be a dated relic of his predecessor’s reign and quietly shuffled her out of proceedings in the second episode of The War Machines, never to be seen again.

As an outgrowth of this mentality, the companion death is inextricably linked with some very gendered assumptions about the role of the companion in Doctor Who, and the death of Roz is therefore materially different from the deaths of male companions like Adric and Kamelion. Well, insofar as shapeshifting alien androids can really be said to have any conception of gender, I suppose…

Generally speaking, however, I think So Vile a Sin manages to do right by Roz. This isn’t just a random story in which her presence and subsequent death are some tacked-on, last-minute addition. On the contrary, this is a story which is fundamentally about her. Obviously, she appears on the front cover, and her relationship with her sister and the other members of her family is given centre-stage here, paying off all the gradual pieces we’ve been given over the last eighteen books. Even outside of those big ticket items though, she gets to show off her resourcefulness by anchoring pretty much the entirety of the first proper chapter, and is given a neat chase sequence where she gets to thoroughly kick the ass of an N-Form.

But perhaps the most important fact of all is that Roz finally gets to offer up one of the most poignant and stirring dismissals of the Doctor’s “Time’s Champion” spiel in the whole of the NAs, and that’s saying a lot; more than anything else, this is what prevents So Vile a Sin from being a crass, cynical case of fridging, and transforms it into one of the most thoughtful and sensitive companion exits we’ve had so far. It’s certainly the most well-handled outright death of a companion, with only Clara’s arc in Series 9 really offering any stiff competition.

Roz doesn’t end up a meek, random casualty of war, nor is she sacrificed in some cold-hearted ploy by the Doctor. No, Roslyn Forrester gets to go out on her own terms, valiantly leading the charge against nigh-impossible odds and a superior enemy. In hindsight, her story couldn’t have feasibly ended any other way, at least not without betraying the essential nature of her character.

On paper, a lot of the plot beats here aren’t exactly anything out of the ordinary, but we’re dealing with Kate Orman here. There’s a reason I quoted the “went up the hill into history” line at the beginning of the review – i.e. it’s brilliantly stirring – but it only hits as hard as it does because it’s the culmination of a clear, coherent arc throughout the book and, arguably, the New Adventures as a whole.

So you get the expected “companion’s final story” scenes showing how Roz has evolved since her first appearance all the way back in Original Sin, with stuff like a rare moment of candour in which she opens up to Chris about Martle’s death, or having her come face to face with her sister and trying to make peace with the ramifications of her departure from the Forrester household to join the Order.

This is, as I have said, all very well-written stuff of the calibre we’ve come to expect from Orman. For me though, the moment that really makes sense of So Vile a Sin lies not with any of these obvious candidates, but with an initially unassuming little sequence from much earlier. Faced with the awe-inspiring sight of the proto-TARDIS formerly known as Cassandra, Roz reflects on the existence of a hypothetical ‘That’s Too Damned Big’ switch in the human brain, that prevents a human from properly understanding the sheer magnitude of the events and places surrounding them. It’s partially an example of your typical Orman wit, but it also serves as a microcosm of what the New Adventures have arguably been doing for some time now.

At their core, the New Adventures were often most successful when they tried to tell the story of simple individuals up against crushing, gargantuan forces beyond their comprehension, and the reaction of those individuals to their constantly shifting circumstances. In a lot of ways, this spoke very well to the global mood in the 1990s – you knew it had to go there, right? – but it was also just a way of crafting solid, entertaining character arcs. The Doctor chose to reluctantly embrace his role as Time’s Champion, Bernice adopted a “point and laugh” approach, Ace went through a positive whirlwind of existential anger and resentment, and Chris just kind of muddled through with a cheerful, charming naivete.

(Not for much longer, though. Hoo, Dead Romance is gonna hurt…)

With So Vile a Sin, Roz finally comes to reject the downtrodden mentality of the New Adventures protagonist wholeheartedly, and is arguably the first member of the regular cast to do so. When she comes up against the vast, probabilistic horror of the Nexus, she initially descends into the sort of glum, bitter dejection we’ve come to expect at this point. “Anything could happen,” she muses. “So none of it matters.”

And then something odd happens, something we don’t usually see, or at least not to this extensive a degree. The angst is resoundingly rebuffed, and the importance of the individual in the face of unspeakable calamity is reaffirmed. When Chris is dragged to the Forrester estate on Io, he reflects that the family’s palatial mansion, the symbol of all the wealth and power Roz ostensibly ran from to join the Adjudicators, is “too big” to ever truly be left behind.

The irony is palpable. At the end of the day, in this universe of comet-sized TARDISes and evils from the dawn of time, of N-forms and millennia-long plots by shadowy psychic cabals, the most terrifying, staggering force of all is not history. It’s family.

That’s what this is all about, and that’s what Roz tries to make the Doctor understand. And it is a brilliant moment, arguably one of the hardest-hitting moments in all of the New Adventures, to the point where it really is worth quoting in full:

Finished? We’ll never be finished, Doctor, because you owe me. So you can threaten Bernice and Dorothée, you can show your human side for the cameras, but I know. That history kills people and sometimes even you can’t save them. So you owe me this, for my family, for the children of the angry man and for the ones that died in the slave ships and mines and all the others you couldn’t save at the time.

It’s incredible, because it really pulls the rug out from under the Doctor and exposes just how hollow and self-serving all the “Time’s Champion” rhetoric is. As Kadiatu so astutely points out in the absolutely bawl-inducing Epilogue, the thing that shocks him most about Roz’s death isn’t the event itself, but the fact that the fabled Ka Faraq Gatri wasn’t able to write the final chapter of his friend’s life; that this inability served to afford her some proper self-determination and agency is immaterial to him. There’s a perverse tragedy to be found in the fact that the Doctor and Chris are still so stuck in “NA protagonist” mode that Roz’s act of affirmation and intervention only serves to push them deeper into a morose depression. We’re still a ways off from the “de-angsting” of The Room With No Doors.

At the edges of this very human drama, however, is a titanic power struggle for the fate of an empire, and an even  longer-running scheme on the part of the Brotherhood. Ordinarily, the bulk of this review would probably be spent analysing this stuff through the lens of the NAs’ status as a product of the unipolar moment of the 1990s, but I think I’ve pretty much reached the conclusion that I want the last few New Adventures reviews to be more character-focused in nature.

Now that’s partially just due to the very nature of the books themselves being rather character-focused – even more so than usual – but I also just want to get one last chance to talk about these characters and their world. The usual Dale’s Ramblings cornerstones are all there, yet I feel like any discussion of them would largely just be reiterating stuff I’ve said before. Might as well take the opportunity to do something different, y’know?

Still, the fate of the Earth Empire is far too big a component of So Vile a Sin for it to not at least merit some consideration in the main body of this review. Even beyond the obvious geopolitical resonances – to keep things brief, telling a tale of a self-imploding empire in a British science-fiction series is a particularly pointed manoeuvre in April 1997, mere months before the handover of Hong Kong to the People’s Republic of China; in this regard, the delayed publication actually kind of works in the novel’s favour – it also speaks very well to the anxieties of this, the final-but-not-quite New Adventure.

It cannot be coincidence that a book occupying this slot would prove particularly fascinated with the idea of alternative timelines and paths not taken. When the BBC Books novels eventually began to wind down, you’d start to see a similar pattern emerge across works like The Tomorrow WindowsAtom Bomb Blues or the aforementioned Council of Eight arc. It’s a natural way for writers to use the science-fiction framework of Doctor Who in order to give voice to their own internal anxieties regarding the shape of the legacy that their novels would leave on the franchise, and arguably a product of the same thought processes that Orman herself will go on to explore in a more abstract – yet, paradoxically, more intimate and grounded – way in The Room With No Doors a few months hence.

As much as Roz’s decision to join with her family’s strike force is a repudiation of ennui and hopelessness in the face of a vast, insurmountable obstacle, it also enables her to take charge of the swirling sea of probabilities that surround her. Even if that’s a decision that results in her death, she still made the choice to firmly define and accept her fate, whatever it may have been.

The implications of this for the New Adventures are particularly significant, especially when you consider the way in which Orman provides the audience with two stark contrasts to Roz in the form of the Empress and the Grandmaster. Both are characters who have become hideous gestalt entities, with the former even having become directly intertwined with the media as she has grown more grotesque and bloated. The true source of horror, in So Vile a Sin, is the thought that an individual – or a book line – might so staunchly refuse to die that they ironically end up losing all trace of a distinct identity among all the stories and lives they consume to perpetuate their existence.

That’s a rather bold and provocative statement for any series to make regarding its own longevity, but it’s fitting for a range of novels that have never shied away from being bold and provocative. The solution to this conundrum, however, is where Orman finally manages to seal the deal: euthanise the patient. Let them die, or reform into a new shape, or do whatever the whims of probability dictate.

The New Adventures are dead, long live the New Adventures.

It’s outstanding moments like these, or Roz’s monologue, that really make me glad to have spent a good five years or so on this project. And to be honest, this is the point at which the tone that this review was going to take shifted for me; I had originally intended to try and give the various “problems” a fair shake, because I do agree with them to some extent.

The Brotherhood aren’t really any more compelling here than they were as a vague force kept just out of frame in SLEEPY. This is a problem.

For all that the book begins and ends with an incredible sense of purpose and momentum, the second act feels a little meandering by comparison. This is a problem.

There is barely even a token attempt at disguising the joins between Orman and Aaronovitch’s writing styles. This is a problem, although at least one that I feel is adequately explained by the sheer time crunch factor at play here.

Suddenly though, none of these problems feel particularly significant in the face of how wonderful so much of the stuff here is. This may not be the last of the official Doctor Who-related New Adventures that I’m covering, but it was the last to be published. I had thought that I would be appropriately sad and downbeat, painting a picture of a grim historical irony in the fact that the Cartmel Era’s attendant novels should end up going out in the same chaotic, disordered fashion as the Saward Era.

Sure, there is plenty of sadness to be found here, and not just because this is the last time I get to talk about Ben Aaronovitch or Roz Forrester in any great detail. But, much like a certain gruff Adjudicator’s valiant charge up a desolate hill on a Jovian moon, it’s a bittersweet kind of feeling. If there is a mirroring to the Saward Era’s troubles to be found in So Vile a Sin, it serves only to proclaim just how far the New Adventures have taken Doctor Who in the last six years.

The last time the series hit a production snarl of this intensity, it produced The Ultimate Foe. Here, we get a deeply moving – if flawed – meditation on just what one individual can do in the face of massive forces beyond their control. By any measure, that’s a substantial improvement, and more than enough reason for everyone at Virgin to feel enormously proud of all that they’d managed to accomplish in their stewardship of the brand.

Yet we can’t leave things here. There are still too many unanswered questions. Or, rather, an unanswered question, singular.

How does the story end?

Miscellaneous Observations

I wanted the main body of the post to really be about Roz, for obvious reasons, but it’s worth noting that Orman’s command of the Doctor is once again on full display here. In case I didn’t stress the point enough, a large part of why that scene with Roz works so well is that you really get the sense that he’s just desperately scrabbling to keep a hold of the situation. Rather neatly, it’s a dynamic which is foreshadowed by his earlier inability to comprehend the Ogrons’ kamikaze raid on the Pequot, and it really hammers home how blinkered he has become in his role as Time’s Champion, finally putting paid to any notions that the New Adventures ever seriously condoned actions like the destruction of Skaro. Or at least, it should have done, but that idea will likely persist anyway…

The presence of Son of My Father and Sister’s Son also serves as another instance of the NAs repurposing the Ogrons in a context beyond the iffy “dumb, dark-skinned simian primitives” brief they were originally given, following up on the precedent set by Garshak in Shakedown. It’s made explicit here that their society is one which is actively grappling with having been exploited by colonial powers, to the point where their home planet has been forcibly renamed by the Empire.

I’ll be honest, the fact that so many Doctor Who fans still have difficulty recognising the uncomfortable nature of the Ogrons continues to irritate me, although considering everything I wrote about The Shadow of Weng-Chiang, it doesn’t surprise me in the least. Hell, there’s even a semi-popular Twitter account with a good three thousand or so followers which treats the Ogrons as little more than a source of cheap, ill-conceived laughs. When you consider that people like Kate Orman were going “Hey, maybe we should tread carefully in how we represent the Ogrons” at this early a stage, it really doesn’t sit right.

(Does this represent me “throwing shade” at said nameless Twitter account? No, I’m just using it to illustrate a point about the Doctor Who fandom’s blind spots.)

I dunno why so many sources continue to list So Vile a Sin‘s publication as occurring in May 1997. Consulting my copy of David J. Howe’s The Who Adventures reveals that the novel is at least listed there as having been published alongside The Dying Days on April 17, 1997. Frankly, that makes way more sense, as I’d always found the idea that the BBC waived the whole “Virgin no longer have the rights to the Doctor” thing for an extra month to be rather perplexing. So, what gives?

Speaking of the geopolitical resonances of the rise and fall of the Earth Empire, the discussion of Walid’s coronation as the first the nation has seen in such a long time was rather funny to read in the context of May 2023. Ah, such are the joys of history’s eternal progression.

Which I suppose is as good a note to close So Vile a Sin on as any, really…

Final Thoughts

So um, yeah. That was long even by my standards. I don’t know if I’m getting better at my craft or just better at bullshitting my way through this whole writing business. You decide, I suppose, but I’m broadly happy with the tone I managed to strike in this one, so I think it was worth it.

Next time, we return to our regularly scheduled linearity with… ugh. It’s the return of Gareth Roberts with yet another sodding book, and the last First Doctor Adventure for over a year. On the plus side, it’s also the second-last full-length novel from him that I have to write about for the rest of my life. I am so happy about this information. Anyway, once I’ve sufficiently gathered my emotional reserves, I hope you’ll join me as we pick apart The Plotters. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: Return of the Living Dad by Kate Orman (or, “Weekend at Bernice’s”)

Goodbye, Susan, goodbye, my dear.

~ The First Doctor singlehandedly constructs a revolving door, The Dalek Invasion of Earth (1964)

Every television series has its ground rules, those base principles of reality which keep the scripts ticking along smoothly week after week. Often these come baked into the very premise of the show, and you’re usually allowed a certain amount of fuzziness on the exact specifics so long as the broad details line up well enough.

What exactly possessed four teenagers to travel the length and breadth of the country in a gaudy minivan accompanied by their talking Great Dane? Who knows, but they sure do love solving mysteries. Why are there a bunch of prehistoric cavemen – as if there were any other kind – re-enacting the greatest hits of The Honeymooners? That one’s a bit more puzzling, but it’s best if you just go with it.

Equally, however, some of these ground rules simply develop through the slow processes of accretion, and watching such a framework gradually take shape can often be a massively appealing part of television as a medium. It wasn’t until Colony and End Game in the middle of the second season that The X-Files really decided that there was a broader canvas underpinning all the disconnected tales of government coverups and alien abductions which populated the early stretches of the show.

On the original Star Trek, the writers spent over half of the first season uncertain as to who exactly paid Kirk’s bills. It took them even longer to make up their minds on the question of whether Kirk lived in a world that even had the concept of bills.

And it is this persistent, steady buildup which characterises the development of Doctor Who‘s long-standing “revolving door” cast policy. Looking at the evidence provided by history and hindsight, it’s now pretty clear that this wasn’t a part of anybody’s plan in the initial development of the series.

The departure of original companion Susan Foreman in The Dalek Invasion of Earth was not a pre-ordained decision, but a snap conclusion reached in the heat of the moment when it turned out that Carole Ann Ford was dissatisfied with the character’s lack of development. Nevertheless, it set a definite precedent for the show going forward. Companions would come and go; that was just the way of things.

As time dragged on, however, it became evident that William Hartnell himself could not feasibly continue in his role as the Doctor. Beset by failing health, feeling increasingly isolated as one of the only members of the original cast and crew left standing, and frequently clashing with those around him, he eventually agreed to step aside. As such, the end of The Tenth Planet would see the first of many regenerations for the Doctor, even if the term wouldn’t be coined for another eight years.

While this gave the show a new lease of life – and is arguably the main reason I can sit here almost sixty years later and still talk about it as a currently-airing programme – it also represented a major shock to the status quo. The revolving door had now widened significantly to include not just the companions, but also the character who lent their name to the show’s title and who was increasingly being treated as the principal lead.

If we extend the revolving door analogy to breaking point, we might also say that it became broadly accepted that each of these glass partitions walling off a particular set of regular cast members from another were reasonably solid. Every now and then, past Doctors and companions might make return appearances, but these were generally reserved for special occasions like anniversary specials.

(The Two Doctors, you say? Nah, I dunno what you’re talking about.)

Against the backdrop of this established tradition, divorced from the wider context of the state of the franchise, Return of the Living Dad might appear a strange gesture. It’s only been three months since we bid farewell to not-quite-Professor Bernice Summerfield, but we’re already seeing her team up with the Doctor, Chris and Roz for another adventure. If you count her appearance in Continuity Errors in the previous month’s Consequences anthology, that window of absence narrows to virtually no time at all.

Admittedly, the New Adventures haven’t been averse to return appearances from past companions to this point. Even after her departure in Set Piece, Ace remains a recurring player in the books up until the last of the Seventh Doctor novels. We got a glimpse at the post-Dragonfire life of Melanie Bush in Head Games, and we will close out 1996 by having the Doctor face up to the fate of Peri in Bad Therapy.

Even if you make these concessions, Return of the Living Dad still stands as an oddity. It is a book which feels like it has a much stronger grounding in the returning companion than any of those other examples. Head Games didn’t re-introduce Ace until the halfway point, and she was just one piece of a larger point that Steve Lyons was making about the evolution of the Seventh Doctor’s character. Bad Therapy may nominally be about the damage done to the Doctor and Peri’s relationship by the events of Mindwarp, but it’s more concerned with the Doctor and Chris’ reaction to Roz’s death in So Vile a Sin.

By contrast, Return of the Living Dad is undeniably a story which is about Bernice Summerfield. It is Bernice’s chance encounter with Admiral Groenewegen which provides the initial impetus to set the plot in motion, and which promises to finally resolve one of the biggest dangling mysteries in the character’s personal history. We don’t encounter any of the other regular cast members until the second chapter, so it’s pretty obvious where the book’s priorities lie.

Of course, there’s a reason for all of this, and it goes back to what I was saying earlier about the bigger picture of Doctor Who as a franchise at this moment in time. The Virgin novels are, to all intents and purposes, on their last legs. Oh, they keep publishing books in the series for another three years past this point, but the writing is very much on the wall for their Doctor Who license. Bernice, as one of their most popular original characters, is a natural shoo-in to fill the resultant vacuum.

With this context, Return of the Living Dad cannot just be viewed as a regular old New Adventure which just so happens to bring back a past companion. Instead, it becomes perhaps the closest thing to a pilot episode that the forthcoming spin-off series can claim.

Not all the pieces are in play yet, naturally. Bernice and Jason are still married, and there’s nary a St. Oscar’s University or Dellah in sight. By and large, though, the purpose of the book is clear. It’s an attempt to prove that Bernice Summerfield is an interesting enough character that her family history can anchor an entire story in a way that it hasn’t up to this point, and if you take it on those terms, it works rather well. It’s hardly the deepest or most substantial book in the New Adventures catalogue, but in typical Kate Orman fashion, it’s certainly not just a shallow runaround either.

But let’s pull out for a moment and consider the bigger picture a little further. For all that I made a big song and dance about this book as an oddity for Doctor Who and the NAs, it also represents the logical culmination of a sea change in the series’ approach to companions which has been steadily and quietly gathering steam in the background for the better part of a decade at this point.

Like any of the foundational elements of a given series that I talked about at the start of this review, the Doctor-companion relationship is something that has evolved considerably over the almost sixty-year span of Doctor Who‘s life cycle.

Because of that evolution, any kind of sweeping statement that one makes about the nature and general tenor of that relationship will inevitably have counterexamples that you can point to that go against the grain. And while there have certainly been points at which the show has brushed up against a non-standard conception of that relationship in the past – Barbara Wright, Liz Shaw, Romana – if you’re talking about the idea of absolutely, certifiably baking that conception into the fundamental nature of a companion and their arc, the discussion really begins with Ace.

The introduction of Ace was ultimately just one revolutionary change made by the Cartmel Era in a veritable sea of revolutionary changes, but it was one which had a profound and enduring impact on the way the show treated its main characters. For all that previous female companions might have managed to fleetingly grasp at sharing joint “main character” status with the Doctor, the way in which Ace’s personal history was treated as a subject which merited actual interest and consideration beyond the confines of her introductory story still presented a marked break with what had come before.

The television show never made an equivalent of Ghost Light featuring Liz Shaw, nor did it give Barbara Wright her own version of The Curse of Fenric. That just wasn’t the way of things. The revolving door swept mercilessly on, even if it meant unceremoniously clearing characters like Liz away when the producers decided it was too “difficult” to write for them. Interpret that how you will.

This shift in attitude continued to inform the New Adventures once the Wilderness Years began. Ace was given the freedom to develop into an almost totally different character by the time of her final departure as a companion in Set Piece. While none of Benny’s character development has been quite as drastic as the three year gap between TV Ace and New Ace, the fact that a book like Return of the Living Dad exists at all is a testament to the fact that she has still been afforded much the same courtesy.

If any of you still doubt that Return of the Living Dad is a continuation of themes that the New Adventures have played with for a while, then those doubts should be put to rest by the presence of Kate Orman. As the sole female author to contribute to the line in the days of Virgin’s Doctor Who license – although the contributions of editorial staff like Rebecca Levene should definitely not be overlooked in this conversation, and she would eventually go on to co-author Where Angels Fear in the dying days of the Benny line – it’s perhaps not surprising that Orman should prove to be one of the chief architects of the books’ evolving attitudes to the paternalistic undertones of the Doctor-companion dynamic.

With Set Piece, Orman had managed to give Ace perhaps the most nuanced and interesting companion exit to date. It was a work that made a point to actively reject some of the standard expectations for companion departures, and concluded with Ace asserting herself as an individual, distinct from the orders foisted upon her by others, shortly before assuming a role as a Doctor-analogue and going on time-travelling adventures of her own.

There’s a pretty strong case to be made that the works of Kate Orman are some of the most genuinely feminist texts in the Doctor Who canon, and Return of the Living Dad is no exception. At its core, Bernice’s arc here is one of trying to mediate between the competing egos of not one, not two, but three men, each of whom have their own long-standing personal connections with her that inform the way they perceive her. While it may deal with those other characters, however, it undeniably remains Bernice’s arc first and foremost.

What’s more, it’s nice that the book remains empathetic and understanding to the Doctor, Isaac and Jason and their respective viewpoints throughout, without ever compromising that essential commitment to centring Benny as the book’s real main character. It really goes to show just how good the Virgin authors have gotten at offering up nuanced character writing when they can have a book which sustains a cast of this size without anyone feeling particularly overlooked.

And really, that’s where the main strengths of Return of the Living Dad lie at the end of the day. In its best moments, it functions more as a string of solid, enjoyable character moments than a particularly compelling plot or mystery in its own right. On the one hand, this definitely works to the book’s detriment, and has led some to dismiss it as disposable or throwaway. I think that’s perhaps a little too harsh – a weak novel by the standards of Kate Orman is still leagues ahead of a whole host of writers – but I can certainly understand where that sentiment comes from.

There’s nothing here that can really match the complicated, continuum-spanning grandeur of The Left-Handed Hummingbird or Set Piece. Even the more low-key SLEEPY still had a fairly compelling central hook, not to mention a plethora of tantalising background details like the first hints of the Brotherhood or the Doctor’s bet with Death.

Indeed, the book makes a point of having the Doctor reject any deeper or more complicated plot:

‘My cunning plan,’ he said, ‘is to read the paper and drink as much tea as I can safely contain. I feel like putting my feet up for a while, and letting my subconscious churn over the question of human psi powers for a while, instead of chasing hints and shadows about… This is Isaac’s show. We’ll see how long it lasts.

Ultimately, it doesn’t last all that long, because this is a Doctor Who book after all, and we need some kind of immediate threat to keep things simmering at a nice heat. Even still, it seems that this little speech exemplifies the larger attitudes at play in Return of the Living Dad. When Albinex eventually reveals his villainy in the time-honoured Doctor Who monologue tradition, he frames all his actions as a rebellion against what he sees as the unbearable frivolity of Navarino culture. “You can’t have art without suffering,” he contends.

These are particularly relevant observations for a New Adventure to be making, given the reputation that the books have acquired for being predisposed towards existential musings and angst. Indeed, Orman’s books have often been among the most strident proponents of that mode of Doctor Who storytelling, so this shift is interesting in and of itself.

Of course, there’s one other layer in which this is interesting. As a Navarino, Albinex effectively serves as one big reference to Season 24’s Delta and the Bannermen. In particular, the Navarino as a species will probably always be linked by association to that story’s infamous cameo from light entertainer Ken Dodd. Dodd’s appearance has become something of a punching bag for critics of Delta and Season 24 as a whole, with the argument usually proceeding along the lines of “Well, it’s a bit silly, isn’t it?”

(The logical corollary, in turn, often seems to be that Doctor Who is not the kind of show which can support “silly,” which… well, to put it mildly, I don’t agree. I do rather love that Orman also saw fit to include a Bannerman for good measure, just to further tweak the noses of any anti-Delta/Dodd purists in the audience.)

Rightly or wrongly, this is likely to always remain the biggest legacy that Delta and the Bannermen will have left on Doctor Who, and so casting a Navarino as the avatar of the sort of angst associated with Seasons 25 and 26 and especially the New Adventures is a delightful subversion. Even the Doctor is in disbelief initially. It’s a bit of a shame that Albinex isn’t nearly as interesting as an actual character than he is as a piece of meta-commentary, but we have already established that we are firmly within the realm of the light and fluffy here.

Admittedly, this laidback attitude presents something of a problem with regards to the specific question of the Psi Powers Arc, whose exact contours have become increasingly muddled and hazy of late. Christmas on a Rational Planet had only been the third book – or second, depending on how charitable you’re feeling in your willingness to count Warchild to directly deal with the particulars of the arc, and now we’re almost immediately back to more adventures with the most tangential connections to the overarching story that’s supposed to be happening on the edge of the frame.

All of this may well be true, and yet the character moments are wonderful enough that I don’t really mind. Even though this is decidedly Benny’s story in a way that no other New Adventure has been thus far, Orman proves once again that she has an astonishingly strong grasp of the Seventh Doctor. After all, any reflection on the evolution of a given companion must also reflect back on the incarnation of the Doctor that they travelled with.

While you could maybe make the argument that Orman doesn’t advance anything especially groundbreaking in her conception of the Doctor here that wasn’t already in evidence in her first three novels, that’s kind of the point. In a very real sense, this is the last chance that Orman has to write the Seventh Doctor as a part of a “regular” adventure. Regardless of how you want to order So Vile a Sin and The Room With No Doors in relation to one another, they are both saddled with the burden of having to conclude a number of arcs, whether that be the Psi Powers storyline, the death of Roz, or the motherlode of angst that Seven has been steadily accruing since at least the time of Revelation.

Return of the Living Dad is not so constrained, and therefore has a bit more freedom to revel in the Ormanesque tropes without needing to tie them back into a definitive conclusion. We get our dream sequences, complete with an appearance from Time and the intimation that Chris might succeed Ace as the Doctor’s steward. We get some Hurt/Comfort interrogation sequences for both the Doctor and Chris. We get some allusions to the wounds suffered by the Doctor in past Orman novels.

All this is to say that while Return of the Living Dad might not be the most important New Adventure ever printed, it still undeniably remains the recognisable product of Kate Orman. If you aren’t much of a fan of Orman’s particular style, I can certainly understand being a little less warmly disposed to all of this than I. Thankfully, I happen to be an extraordinarily large fan of that style, and Orman happens to be extraordinarily good at executing that style, so everything’s hunky dory as far as I’m concerned.

However, I do want to direct a little attention to questions of gender. As you might expect given the previously-discussed feminist themes that underpin much of Orman’s work, her conception of the Doctor has always demonstrated a certain canny awareness of such things. The character’s basic arc throughout The Left-Handed Hummingbird was essentially one of trying to reconcile the internal dichotomy between his core identity as a healer and the NA Doctor’s tendency to skew towards a more conventionally masculine and destructive brand of “heroism.”

(Indeed, these ideas proved fruitful and enduring enough that future writers would put their own spin on them and explore similar ground in their own works. While Orman never wrote for the revived series, I’ve always felt that one can chart a relatively straight line between some of the themes she played with in her books and those which you can find in Steven Moffat’s tenure on Doctor Who. Hell, Return of the Living Dad‘s emphasis on being a “good man” inadvertently prefigures most of the central dramatic thrust of the Twelfth Doctor’s era. Just you try reading sequences like Isaac asking Bernice if the Doctor qualifies as a “good man” and see if you don’t think of the similar conversation in Into the Dalek, I dare you…)

Those themes find a reprisal here, but the scope of the novel’s musings have now been broadened beyond the Doctor himself. Each of the other two men that Bernice finds herself grappling with reflect back on particularly deleterious facets of traditional masculinity. Isaac has placed so much value on his stoic and reserved military persona that he can’t even bring himself to learn the fate of his wife after being separated for twenty years. On the other end of the spectrum, you have Jason, whose insecurity over Benny’s attachment to her father manifests in a general macho impulsiveness and overprotectiveness.

The Doctor, predictably, exists somewhere in the middle of these two extremes. Sure, he might protest that past trauma like his experiences with Huitzilin is all ancient history, but he tried telling Kadiatu much the same thing about his torture at the hands of Ship and it wasn’t any more believable then – even less so in the wake of his telepathic contact with White in SLEEPY.

It is, in other words, textbook emotional repression, and it all bubbles over into his destruction of the London safe-house in which he was imprisoned by Macbeth and UNIT in The Left-Handed Hummingbird. Considering that the Seventh Doctor is an incarnation who has destroyed worlds and even entire alternate timelines at this point, it’s an act which is rather small-scale on its own terms, but that’s missing the point.

Ultimately, it’s an action which is exemplary of the same sort of masculine socialisation and emotional repression that leads Jason to seriously contemplate running off to kill his abusive father. The deeper and unspoken subtext, of course, is that it’s this same socialisation that can be linked to the behaviour patterns of abusive men in the first place.

And Return of the Living Dad never loses sight of the fact that it is often women who are on the receiving end of these violent and dehumanising behaviours. It runs throughout the book, from Jacqui’s confrontation with the Doctor for the death of her unborn child – in a rare moment of a major character/plot crossover between the Doctor Who Magazine preludes and the actual novel lines – to the incorporation of the real-world Greenham Common Women’s Peace Camp. Even the xenophobic and jingoistic Ellen Woodworth is faintly tragic, a figure who seems to have bought wholeheartedly into the militaristic, colonialist testosterone-drenched mindset of the British military establishment.

Yet it’s important to note that Orman is most definitely not making the claim that the Doctor, Isaac and Jason are at all comparable to a monster like Peter Jonathan Kane, and what differentiates them from such men is, ultimately, their willingness to make genuine strides towards self-improvement. Jason is aware that his insecurities are illogical, and is able to discuss them with Benny in a calm and open manner without ever trying to demand concessions from her or anything of that nature. Isaac is equally able to put aside his mistrust and stoicism to collaborate with the Doctor and bond with his daughter’s husband, even going so far as to see the error of his ways and abandon his well-intentioned but harebrained scheme to prolong the Cold War and fight off the Daleks.

The Doctor himself? Well, there’s obviously limits to how far his character can be developed until we hit the true endgame of the New Adventures, but it’s hard to disagree with his proposed epitaph here: “He really did try his best.” He’s clearly attempting to understand a more grounded, human existence, but constantly finds himself unable to truly do so, caught up in this world of gods and monsters as he is. It’s hard to come up with a more accurate summation of the NAs’ Seventh Doctor – and arguably the character of the Doctor as a whole – than that.

Return of the Living Dad is unlikely to ever be voted as the most thought-provoking or well-rounded Kate Orman novel. In fact, I’d probably rank it as the weakest of the four offerings I’ve read thus far, being perhaps just a little too fluffy to live up to the high expectations engendered by The Left-Handed Hummingbird or Set Piece.

Of course, the fact remains that those are some high expectations. There’s still plenty to enjoy here, both serious and not-so-serious, and considering the sheer volume of Orman output that we’re about to enter into over the next couple years of Doctor Who novels, it seems reasonable to let this one slide.

Miscellaneous Observations

I didn’t really touch on the issue of the namedrops and references to various aspects of contemporaneous fan culture, for the simple fact that I’m just not all that knowledgeable about it. It was vaguely depressing that a passing reference from Joel to online discussions about whether the Doctor could ever be a woman should arguably be even more relevant now than it was in 1996, however. I guess it just goes to show that as much as we might like to think that the fandom of the pre-2017 days was some kind of idyllic utopian existence… nah, it’s pretty much always been like this.

Like I said, depressing.

Chris and Roz’s flirtation with the concept of flirtation is another thread I didn’t really touch on. It’s fine, and I suppose it had to happen eventually. What’s more, if you’re going to do it, I guess it pays to have Kate Orman be the one to handle it. There are more than a few cute moments, and it’s certainly a good distance above some of the other tepid “Chris romances of the month” that we’ve had to sit through in the past. I just didn’t especially feel like commenting on it in any great length, so consider this an acknowledgment.

OK, the battle for spelling legitimacy between “Osiran” and “Osirian” is rapidly reaching ludicrous proportions. After GodEngine chose to side with the spelling used by Terrance Dicks in his novelisation of Pyramids of Mars just two months earlier, we have now apparently reverted to the “Osiran” form favoured by the televised version of that serial as well as The Sands of Time. As before, I freely admit that this is an extremely inconsequential thing, but I just find it so bizarre that the books should vacillate so rapidly between the two options.

Final Thoughts

So, yes, I’m back. For now at least. I don’t know how long this surge of inspiration will last, but I’ll be making the most of it while I can. As such, be sure to tune in next time as David A. McIntee gives us a sequel to The Talons of Weng-Chiang. Because that’s… a good idea. Anyway, until next time…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: SLEEPY by Kate Orman (or, “Psi of Relief”)

SLEEPY seems destined to get overlooked in discussions of Kate Orman’s contributions to the New Adventures. Her first two books, The Left-Handed Hummingbird and Set Piece, were crucial to moving forward or concluding various character arcs that ran throughout the range, with the latter offering an exit for Ace after eight years as the Doctor’s companion (barring a three year gap in her own timeline and a six month gap for the readers).

Even beyond this point, Orman seems to be one of the go-to writers for books with significant developments in the trajectories of the regulars’ arcs. Return of the Living Dad will, as the name implies, finally reunite Benny with the missing father who we’ve been hearing about since her introduction in Love and WarSo Vile a Sin, co-authored by Orman, would deal with Roz’s death. The Room With No Doors would attempt to give some measure of closure to the Seventh Doctor before the curtain call in Lungbarrow.

Against those books, SLEEPY can’t help but feel rather small. There’s some measure of irony in that, as it is really the first book to serve as an introduction to the recurring Psi-Powers arc that will run through the next couple of books, on-and-off.

However, that aside, it’s a pretty traditional and low-key story on the whole. There’s an ailing colony, a mysterious virus that seems to be giving members of said colony strange powers, and it’s up to the Doctor and his companions to figure things out before this fledgling society tears itself apart. Pretty standard stuff.

None of this is to say that SLEEPY is bad, mind you. Far from it. It may not be likely to top anybody’s lists of their favourite New Adventures (or even their favourite Kate Orman books), but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I think that part of any good series is learning how to tell even average stories with a certain level of zest, flair and energy, and that’s what SLEEPY is, at the end of the day: an average story, well-told. It also helps that there are some tidbits of interesting material along the way.

But first, let’s talk about the Psi-Powers arc, because that’s as good a place as any to start. Unlike previous story arcs like the Future History or Alternate History cycles, the delineation of what books actually make up the Psi-Powers story arc is rather hazy.

Many sources cite Warchild as the first in the series, but while it does prominently feature psychic abilities, it’s really more of a standalone story that just so happens to coincide with one of the recurring motifs of the arc that’s happening around it.

Things are only further complicated by the fact that you have some other books, like Happy Endings or GodEngine, that don’t even pretend to have any connection whatsoever to the surrounding story arc. And, of course, everything ends in So Vile a Sin, a book that required Kate Orman to finish it after Ben Aaronovitch found himself stuck with a severe case of writer’s block. With all of this, then, it seems fair to say that the Psi-Powers arc is… a bit of a mess.

Still, SLEEPY precedes all of that, and represents the first appearance by one of the major players in the arc, the Brotherhood. What makes their appearance work pretty well here is a combination of novelty and brevity. To tell the truth, we don’t really learn that much about the Brotherhood at all here. The sum total of our knowledge is that they exist, they seem to be vaguely French, and they have some prior history with the Doctor (though, of course, this is his first real meeting with them, and it’s an indirect one at that).

Of course, Orman is working with an advantage here, and it’s one that The X-Files was learning with remarkable success at the time. Namely, people love a good mystery. It’s nice to have some lingering questions left at the end of a book or an episode, a sense that there’s some greater threat lurking out there. To tell the truth, I don’t even know all that much about the Brotherhood as I write this, beyond the broad strokes, but I’m intrigued enough to look forward to finding out more, however haphazardly plotted the arc may be. Like so much of SLEEPY, the hook is pretty functional, but that needn’t necessarily diminish its impact.

In the context of Orman’s broader oeuvre to date, SLEEPY is also a notable outlier in that it’s more concerned with the fictional future history that the New Adventures have sculpted to date than it is with historical settings like the Aztec Empire or Ancient Egypt.

The history of Earth as a spacefaring colonial (and later imperial) power remains one of the more impressive feats of worldbuilding ever accomplished under Virgin’s mandate, and it’s worth reflecting how much of this is built on scattered continuity references across several different television stories who really only concocted stuff like the “Earth Empire” as allegory or background detail.

Since this story takes place in the 23rd century, Earth isn’t quite in the “Empire” stage which it would reach by the times of Benny, Chris or Roz, but it’s still undeniably a burgeoning interstellar power. The New Adventures’ fascination with this notion of a single superpower perhaps serves as a reflection of their existence as a product of the 1990s, the strange “unipolar moment” between the fall of the Berlin Wall and the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center where America was seen as the victor of the Cold War.

SLEEPY offers something of an interesting take on this far-reaching colonialist power, however, in that it grapples with the notion that some people might not want to be a part of it. After all, to crib from the contemporary Deep Space Nine, it’s easy to be a saint in paradise.

It’s worth noting that the colonists’ backgrounds are rooted in locations that have historically been subject to imperialist oppression and colonisation. The majority of the Yemaya 4 colony is said to be African, but even Byerley and Cinnabar hail from Australia. Naturally, part of that could be argued to simply stem from Orman’s own status as an Australian writer, but it still feels pointed.

This is doubly true when the book goes out of its way to paint a rather grim picture of the country’s future history, one where rampant corporate exploitation and industrial development have gone so far as to render Sydney a toxic hellhole. It’s a rather cynical and pessimistic outlook, but one that does fit with the New Adventures’ vision of the future in novels dating back as far as Warhead.

Even if Earth may not have a literal “Empire” at this stage, it’s still operating under a system where companies like Dione-Kisumu can wipe out entire colonies with relative impunity, so it seems fair to draw those comparisons to historical imperialism in any event.

Of course, Dione-Kisumu’s extermination of the Yemayan colony is a part of the “original” timeline, the way things happened prior to the arrival of the Doctor and his companions. This is also interesting, as it seems at odds with the New Adventures’ attitude that only beings of immense power can affect changes to the timeline with any degree of permanence, but in this case I think I’ll accept the contradiction if it means we get a slightly more optimistic outlook than “Welp, these deaths are a matter of historical record, can’t do anything about them.” (Looking at you, Infinite Requiem)

It also provides the groundwork for the Doctor’s arc throughout the novel, which is one of the more captivating aspects. To be fair, the fact that Orman has leaned so heavily into the more mythological parts of the New Adventures – with the Doctor making a bet with Death that he can make it through the course of the adventure without anybody dying – may ruffle some feathers among those who don’t care for that sort of thing. Nonetheless, I really enjoyed it.

One of the standard criticisms levelled against the New Adventures (as well as the televised Cartmel Era that preceded them) is that they make the Doctor too powerful, too all-knowing, but I’ve never really subscribed to that viewpoint. Sure, there are some books that decide to play the whole “Time’s Champion” angle incredibly straight, but A. those books are much less prevalent, in my opinion, than the common consensus would have you believe, and B. they often tend to be… some of the weaker instalments.

Even while SLEEPY tells a rather traditional New Adventure story, rife with resurfacing threats, evil corporations, cyberpunk anxieties, and surreal dreamscapes, it seems more canny and knowing than a lot of people generally give these books credit for. Hell, one of the sections is literally just titled “Very Short Dream Sequence!”

The Doctor presented here is making deals with powerful mythological beings, sure, but he’s also very desperate and only just barely keeping control of the situation. He confesses to a waiter in his dreamscape that he recognises that one of his companions is likely to die, heavily foreshadowing So Vile a Sin.

Orman here also raises an interesting notion, that being the idea that Seven’s propensity to split his companions up across time and space for his masterplans also doubles as a way of lessening the impact should any of them die. It’s not exactly groundbreaking stuff, and is mostly just building off some of the themes that have been bubbling under the surface of the books for a while, but it’s still a good enough idea that fits well with what we already know. Again, even though SLEEPY is a pretty traditional story, it’s still got a level of thought and care behind it that I find endearing.

The other regulars also get a good showing. We get another reminder, for instance, that Benny’s departure is rapidly approaching, as she reflects on the possibility that she might find herself wanting to get married, and there are some rather charming scenes as she attempts to console the colony’s children through the use of various puppets.

On the opposite side of the emotional spectrum, there are also some hints that the recent trauma of Just War still lingers in her mind, which makes complete sense. It’s good that the books are at least aware on some level that the experiences which Bernice was put through in that story aren’t the kind of thing that you can just tidy away and put into a little box where they’re never spoken of again.

Orman also does well by Roz and Chris, despite this being her first time writing for the characters. This is especially good in Roz’s case, as the writer will eventually pretty much be tasked with penning her exit. A touch I found particularly nice was that the novel never directly mentions the memory wipe which Roz was put through by Vaughn prior to Original Sin. Instead, it trusts the audience to make the connection between that event and her kneejerk reaction of hostility to psi-powers and the possibility of having her memories replaced by the virus. It’s a small piece of subtlety, but it’s much appreciated.

However, the book is most interesting in what it does with Chris. While Roz has gotten plenty of character-based subplots to this point, Chris has been comparatively overlooked. In Just War, he was relegated to a reactive role as a pretty genericised action hero. He barely even appeared in Warchild, and spent most of that time in disguise as a Buddhist monk for… reasons.

Here, Orman has decided to make up for lost time and if you expected his character arc to be all sunshine and rainbows, then congratulations on reading your first Kate Orman book. To tell the truth, it is certainly something of a shock to see a character like Chris put through the emotional and psychological hell of being driven mad by GRUMPY’s virus.

Perhaps most telling is the fact that the traumatic flashbacks he suffers from as a result of this are to the time he couldn’t get out of the flitter in time and was very badly burned by Vaughn’s attack in Original Sin. Obviously, that is a traumatic experience, but it speaks a little to how Chris has generally been a background player to this point, just sort of there as a solid and enduring presence without ever bearing too much of the books’ emotional weight.

Of course, after Roz’s death in So Vile a Sin, the trauma just keeps coming for everybody’s favourite blonde-haired Adjudicator. By the time you get to Dead Romance, the events of SLEEPY seem pretty damned mild in comparison. Nonetheless, it’s interesting to reflect on, even if this still isn’t really a “Chris Cwej” story in any particularly meaningful or fundamental way.

The last major thing I want to touch on is SLEEPY‘s focus on the idea of a virus sweeping through a population and wreaking havoc. Naturally, given the events of the last two years, it’s hard to look at this through quite the same lens as one would have at the time of the book’s original publication, but I’m damned if I won’t have a crack at it anyway.

After all, SLEEPY seemed to arrive at a point in time where virus stories were en vogue. The previous Christmas had seen the release of Terry Gilliam’s 12 Monkeys, telling the story of a prisoner who is selected to travel back in time to unravel the cause of a virus that has wiped out most of humanity. It was critically lauded and received numerous accolades and nominations from various awards bodies.

Nine months prior to that, just over a year prior to SLEEPY, German director Wolfgang Petersen released Outbreak, loosely based on a non-fiction book by writer Richard Preston about the US government’s handling of several viral outbreaks. The film did not enjoy the same level of critical success as 12 Monkeys, but did well at the box office and lodged itself into the cultural consciousness firmly enough that it became the 4th-most streamed film on Netflix in the early stages of the COVID-19 pandemic.

There are any number of culprits that one could feasibly point to as causing this fascination with stories of disease. The most obvious would probably be HIV/AIDS, which was still very much a hot-button issue in the 1990s. Jonathan Demme’s Philadelphia swept awards shows upon its release in 1993, and was notable as one of the first mainstream films to really grapple with the stigma associated with the disease and its entanglement with general homophobia.

There are certainly echoes of this to be found in the way that SLEEPY touches on the notion of a society dividing itself in response to an epidemic of a strange disease (huh, the more things change…). However, in the British context, I do wonder if part of the novel’s paranoia surrounding disease might also be related to the outbreak of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy that the United Kingdom was grappling with at the time.

SLEEPY intersected almost perfectly with the boiling over of fears about “mad cow disease,” seeing release just a day after health secretary Stephen Dorrell announced that the government had accepted the possibility that the cases of variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease witnessed beginning in the 1980s were, in fact, linked to exposure to BSE-infected beef.

The European Union’s reaction was swift, and within a week they had announced a ban on all imports of British beef, which would remain in effect for the next decade. It has been estimated that over a million cattle were incinerated in response to the outbreak from March 1996.

Obviously nobody who contracted vCJD developed psychic powers, but the presentation of the disease does perhaps reflect some rather timely concerns. It also perhaps makes some sense of The Man in the Velvet Mask‘s focus on a neurological virus running rampant through a civilian population.

Ultimately, SLEEPY isn’t a masterpiece, but not every book has to be. I found it immensely and easily readable, which is part of the reason why this review is coming out as soon as it has. It bears reiterating that while it might be below the very high average we’ve already come to expect from Kate Orman, a below-average Orman novel is still better than the very best of some other authors. If you’re just looking for an enjoyable, yet still thoughtful, way to pass a few hours, you could do much, much worse.

Miscellaneous Observations

It is a little uncomfortable, in hindsight, to read of any conspiracy that involves some force introducing secret ingredients to a vaccine. Then again, The X-Files had posited a similar notion around the same time as part of its own long-running conspiracy arc, and we were still just under two years removed from the discredited and debunked Lancet article that really sky-rocketed the anti-vaccine movement to the forefront of the public’s awareness. I think this is just a case of subtext that gets viewed in a different way than it would have originally, rather than any kind of deliberate malicious intent.

Final Thoughts

Well, that’s SLEEPY everybody. I was pleasantly surprised by how quickly I found myself moving through this one. It was just a nice, enjoyable read with characters I have really come to care for, and I liked the short-and-sweet length this review attained.

A lot of my recent reviews have been very wordy affairs, which I do enjoy (my review of The Man in the Velvet Mask might be one of the writings I’m most proud of), but it was nice to just be able to get straight to the point and go “Yeah, I like this.” Kind of reminded me of the early days of the blog, though I hope I was still able to retain enough of the nuance I’ve tried to inject over the past few years.

Next time, the Fourth Doctor and Romana return as we look at The English Way of Death by… God help me, Gareth Roberts. Well, at least the experience of reading the book itself should be enjoyable enough. Thinking about the author, on the other hand? Draining. Very draining. Oh well, join me for that I suppose. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin Adventures Reviews: Set Piece by Kate Orman; The Ghosts of N-Space by Barry Letts

Virgin New Adventures Reviews, #35: Set Piece by Kate Orman (or, “Goodbye Ace, Take II”)

The mistake’s in your wallet, not my arithmetic.

~ Ace, Dragonfire

Those were the very first words spoken by Sophie Aldred as Ace in Doctor Who, on the date that was, coincidentally enough, the program’s 24th anniversary. Though nobody could realistically have known at the time, she would become the final companion of the Classic Series, never to have a televised departure story.

So what did happen to Ace? Where was she by the time Seven was travelling alone at the beginning of the TV Movie in 1996?

Well, seven years, two months, and twenty-four days after the airing of Dragonfire, Part One, we have an answer. Not a definitive answer (don’t even get me started on Ground Zero, fam), but what shall be treated as definitive for the purposes of the New Adventures.

And I want to get this off my chest right away, because it’s obviously the most important part of Set Piece as a novel… I don’t think you could ask for a better companion departure story, at least considering what the show had given us prior to 1995.

Companion departures are a funny old thing. The Classic Series had a tendency to divide them up into a couple of key categories, at least with women: “married off,” or “just decided to leave because the actress’ contract was up or she didn’t want to continue doing the show.” Hell, sometimes, as in the case of Maureen O’Brien’s Vicki, they didn’t even actually want to stop doing the show and it was all just a tragic misunderstanding.

The former category is far more problematic than the latter, which just reeks of laziness. But the idea that the only way a woman can be expected to leave the Doctor is to settle down, get married and essentially raise a happy little family is such a painful relic of the show’s original era. I mean, Susan had more chemistry with that bloody problematic ankle of hers than she did with David in The Dalek Invasion of Earth!

The New Series has gone some way towards dissecting this unfortunate and rather sexist trope, especially with the introduction of the Ponds as the first married companion couple in the Moffat Era.

(Incidentally, if you want to hear more of my thoughts on this matter, specifically relating to the Ponds, you can read the installment of my Moffat Era Rewatch from a couple of weeks ago where I revisit Amy’s Choice by Simon Nye.)

Yet, fifteen years before the Ponds, Set Piece also offered something of a refutation of the traditional companion departure story. Fitting, since Ace has, since almost the very beginning, been very much a refutation of the traditional companion archetype in general.

Here, Kate Orman sets about efficiently and, one might almost say, ruthlessly deconstructing Ace’s character, her relationship with the Doctor, and just how far she’s come since the cafe on Svartos.

Very early on, Ace is separated from the Doctor, from Benny, from her combat suit, from all her possessions. Effectively, she’s taken back to square one, having been dropped off in an unfamiliar time and place as she was after Fenric’s time storm. At one point she even winds up waiting tables at an eating establishment again.

The novel also advances an intriguing idea that she’s in essence a chaotic element, a “woman of Set,” the Egyptian god of disorder, and the source of the title’s pun. She almost even winds up misguidedly changing history through this anarchic nature, but is able to rein it in and make the difficult choices.

She begins to see history the way the Doctor does. Indeed, she essentially becomes a version of the Doctor, but doing things in her own way. Time’s Vigilante, as Lungbarrow will later go on to call her.

Throughout all this, Orman writes for the character in a way that really lets you empathise with her, and understand her final decision to leave. When you boil it down to the raw facts, it’s just “character decides to leave the TARDIS,” but through the narrative, so much more depth is imparted to it, and it’s a thing of beauty, especially the final countdown when she decides not to sacrifice the Doctor.

So, we’ve established that her departure is very well-handled. I suppose it’s only fitting that we give a quality retrospective of the character in general. Well, not the TV incarnation of Ace, per se. Most people are agreed that she was a great and influential companion, so I don’t feel I have too much to add to that conversation.

Instead, we’ll discuss New Ace in particular. Ever since her introduction in Deceit, I’ve been saying I don’t understand the backlash to her, at least on the whole. Yes, certain authors were rubbish at writing for her. But that’s pretty much equally true of Benny and the Doctor, whose quality could vary wildly from novel to novel.

Indeed, there are less than a handful of authors I can think of whose characterisation was consistently less-than-exemplary. On the whole, the level of quality seen in Set Piece holds true for the majority of the books featuring her.

New Ace, in her finest moments, has been one of the most three-dimensional, complex and interesting characters Doctor Who has ever produced, despite being restricted to the medium of prose.

Have all her decisions always made sense? Has she always been 100% likeable? No, but almost every one of her decisions and actions has made sense within the context of her character. So, if it’s my last true chance to say it, I still don’t understand the intense dislike New Ace gets.

But we’ve focused on Ace enough for now, let’s talk about the other regulars. Well, Benny… Benny kind of gets sidelined, since she’s not part of the emotional core of the book.

This is a shame, but for what little she does get to do, she’s well-written enough. Her greatest moment in the book is undoubtedly when she calls Nicolas out for not questioning the reason he had to drop off corpses for Kadiatu.

The Doctor on the other hand… wow. Much has been made of how Kate Orman loves to torture him, and that was certainly borne out a bit by The Left-Handed Hummingbird. But here, she’s turned it up to eleven.

He spends the first two chapters incarcerated in Ship, and before we even start the story he’s attempted to escape twenty-six times over a period of nineteen days, even exposing himself to the vacuum of space unprotected.

Nothing can quite match the horror of the realisation that, if it hadn’t been for Ms Cohen shutting down the sensors, he probably would have spent a long, long time continuing to try to get to Cold Storage and suffering the consequences of the inability to do that.

It’s also implied that he develops PTSD as a result of this torture. Yes, he tells Kadiatu that he faked it, but note that he hesitates before answering. And really, at this point would anybody put it past Seven to lie about a thing like that?

Some people might say that all this physical and psychological torment is a bit much. For me personally, while it does come close to becoming shallow and pointless at times, it never quite tips over that boundary. That’s due in large part to another of the themes of the novel: the repeated appearances of Death and Pain, the Eternals.

My feelings on this are kind of odd, because on the one hand I’m not a big fan of authors using the familiar VNA crutch of virtual reality or dreams. In this case, I’m inclined to forgive it though, for the way it actually ties into the novel’s characterisation of Seven, and makes some interesting points in the process.

The idea that the Seventh Doctor is so manipulative and controlling that he even has to know and understand pain itself is a compelling one. The memory of the flutterwing’s death on Gallifrey in particular is very striking.

The arrow being shoved into the Doctor’s palm brings to mind, in retrospect, a memorable scene in Orman’s later novel The Room With No Doors where he’s shot with an arrow and it kills a small child he’s carrying. The Buddhist/Japanese imagery within the shared dream also evokes Room‘s setting in feudal Japan.

As you can no doubt see, this is a novel that is absolutely dripping with imagery and symbolic subtext. A reread will probably be necessary at some point to fully soak everything in. Maybe some people hate the constant references to and appearances by the butterflies, but it’s done well enough that I can get behind it.

Outside of the regulars, we also have the return of the always welcome Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart from Ben Aaronovitch’s Transit. Her continued not-quite-alliance with the Doctor is great to witness, generating a lot of tension between the two over her mere existence.

In her previous appearance, she was essentially the very embodiment of Set Piece‘s theme of the world as a treadmill, needing more saving the more you save it. So it makes sense that she reappears here and has to begin to contend with the responsibilities and hardships of being a time traveller, just as many a companion has had to before her.

That “many a companion,” of course, also includes Ace in this very story, and without spoiling too much… well let’s just say one of them figures out these things much better than the other, and it ain’t Kadiatu. Let’s hope she doesn’t fare as poorly once we get around to The Also People.

However, she’s also responsible for perhaps my only major gripe with this novel: her motivations and allegiances are far too confusing. At times I was genuinely confused whether she was working for Ship, double-crossing it, or triple-crossing other people.

It didn’t feel intentional, either. It just kind of felt like Orman was trying to write something as complex as last time and not always having that final jigsaw piece to pull it off. Maybe rereading will mitigate this problem though, I dunno.

Similarly, there are a few occasions where the book seems to attempt to one-up gorgeous sequences like the “pausing the videotape” bit from Hummingbird‘s fourteenth chapter, not always with the best results. Perhaps the worst offender is the portion written as an ordered list of events (you’ll know it when you see it, Page 118), but there are a few others.

Right, now that we’ve looked at all that character and thematic stuff, why don’t we actually talk about the plot? Well, much like, say, No Future before it, Set Piece really is more concerned with “that character and thematic stuff” than a big bad monster.

Oh sure, there is one. One which threatens the entire universe, even. But I suspect Ship won’t be the main reason I’ll find myself wanting to return to this novel in future. It’ll be all the stuff I just listed.

But hell, in the interests of completeness, Ship and the Ants are a pretty solid enemy (certainly more so than the Monk and the Vardans), with some interesting ideas behind them. You could probably accuse them of being Borg-clones, and that’s probably fair, but again, they’re not the heart of the book, so it’s not too big of a deal to me.

As for the way in which the story unfolds, the fact that the regulars are separated for most of the book means that not too much happens with regards to the Ship plotline for a while. They each get a little sidetracked, but their respective tracks are woven back together with a deft hand.

But as I keep saying, ultimately the story isn’t about Ship, so all these points are somewhat moot. Once the three of them reunite, they manage to defeat it relatively easily, because this isn’t about fighting a villain or a beast in the way that, say, Love and War or Revelation are.

What Set Piece truly is about is what all good companion departures should be about: the character that we’ve come to grow and love. It’s about seeing just how far Ace has come since her beginnings, and ushering her into the next stage of that development.

More importantly, I believe it accomplishes that task with considerable aplomb. Has Kate Orman surpassed The Left-Handed Hummingbird here? I don’t think so, but ultimately it’s difficult to compare them as they are two very different books.

Regardless, she’s still composed one of the greatest companion departure stories I can think of, while also managing to say the types of incisive things about the Doctor and Doctor Who in general that we’ve come to expect from the New Adventures.

And I don’t know about you, but there’s only one word I can think of to describe that: Wicked…

Miscellaneous Observations

Much like her first book, Orman displays an unbridled passion for exploring multiple eras of history, and does it very well. The inner monologue of the Communard soldier Michel, for instance, is beautiful. No other way of describing it. Even the less well-developed setting of 1798 that Benny finds herself in is still interesting enough, largely thanks to that aforementioned passion on the author’s part.

I’m glad to see that, even in her final regular appearance, the time-honoured tradition of “creating a shockingly poor likeness of Sophie Aldred on the front cover of a VNA” still persists. Bravo, everybody.

Despite what I’ve said about the writing trying to one-up Hummingbird in cleverness, there are multiple moments that really do work. There’d be too many to list here, but just trust me on this. It’s good for the most part.

Virgin Missing Adventures Reviews, #7: The Ghosts of N-Space by Barry Letts (or, “An Offer You Should Refuse”)

Ah, the Jon Pertwee Era.

Y’know, I’ve found over the past couple of posts that I kind of enjoy writing the Missing Adventure reviews more than the New Adventures ones. Not that I enjoy the books themselves more than the NAs, mind, but I digress.

There are several reasons for this. The line is generally a lot more light-hearted and fluffy than the grim, depressing nature of Seven’s novels. And as much as I love the latter style, it can understandably get grating.

But another reason is that, as extensions of their respective time periods in the show’s over 30-year-long history (back in 1995, mind; I can count, I swear!), each novel offers me a chance to offer a brief value judgment on that televised time period as well. A review within a review, if you will.

So, as this is the first Third Doctor novel we’re tackling, and his tenure isn’t divided up into various stylistically different Producer/Script Editor combos like, say, the Fourth Doctor’s, let’s take a moment to talk about what I think about the period spanning 1970 to 1974.

If I had to put the Pertwee Era into a word, it’d be solid. It’s probably the second-most nostalgic era of Doctor Who for a lot of people, behind only Tom Baker’s seven-year streak for obvious reasons.

Sea Devils, Autons, Silurians, giant maggots, Sarah Jane, Jo, the Master! So many iconic stories, characters and monsters came from Seasons 7 to 11 that it almost becomes hard to keep track of.

As such, even the most hardened critic of these years would have to acknowledge that they are integral to the public perception of the show. And I’m certainly by no means that hardened. (Author’s Note: In the unlikely event this blog ever blows up enough to get its own “Out of Context Dale Quotes” account/page/whatever, there’s your first one, free of charge)

That being said, I do have some criticisms of it, mainly regarding the weird contradiction between the Third Doctor being perhaps the most establishment-entwined incarnation until the Thirteenth, but also having the stories embrace counterculture and alternative/non-mainstream movements like astrology or Buddhism.

On the whole, though, the seasons overseen by Letts are of pretty consistent quality, and I want to make clear that a lot of that results from his shrewd producership, whether that be understanding how to make an attention-grabbing season opener or his allocating a story from an upcoming season to the current production block.

I do this for two main reasons. Firstly, to make clear my pre-existing thoughts on the Era this book embodies. But the second is also to make sure I have something nice to say in this review, and to make it known that I still appreciate the mammoth contributions Barry Letts made to Doctor Who, irrespective of the quality of one radio play/novel.

Yes, as you can probably tell, The Ghosts of N-Space is not good. It’s really not good at all. So now that I’ve set the stage, as it were, it’s time to actually get into the meat of this review.

To begin with, let’s talk about the regulars. Oh dear, oh dear. For those who aren’t aware, this story was actually originally a radio play, but it was novelised for the Missing Adventures. Or was it?

Because as those of you who have been keeping track will know, we’re currently in February of 1995, but Part One of The Ghosts of N-Space wasn’t broadcast until January 20, 1996. So in my mind at the very least, that makes this the original, and the later BBC Radio 2 play is simply an adaptation.

But why am I giving you this history lesson? Well, the audio version actually features the voices of Jon Pertwee, Elisabeth Sladen and Nicholas Courtney as their respective characters. Indeed, it was Pertwee’s final appearance in the role of the Third Doctor, with Part Six being broadcast just under three months removed from his death in May at the age of 76.

I deem this relevant to mention, because maybe the novelty of actually hearing these voices all reunited for the first time in 20-odd years would make my opinion different if I had heard the audio. But I haven’t, so all I have to go on are the lines as they’re written down, and as they’re written down they really don’t sound much at all like Three, the Brigadier, or Sarah Jane.

The Doctor comes the closest to replicating his TV persona, at times almost actually managing it. This is mostly when he’s spouting technobabble at a rate that would make the cast of The Next Generation blush. There’s still something indefinably odd about it all, though. Can you actually picture the Third Doctor, as portrayed on screen, talking about how he “stripped to the buff?” Worse yet, can you actually picture such a thing occurring? If you can, please don’t describe it to me. I don’t want to know. At all.

As for the Brigadier, he just seems way too chummy, saying “Good morning, my dear” to Sarah and “Well done, Jeremy” in a way that he would never say. Or maybe that’s just me, I don’t know.

Sarah Jane, though. God, I don’t know who she sounds like, but it’s certainly not Sarah Jane. Between this and Evolution, she really hasn’t had the greatest time in the characterisation department.

Would the Sarah we’re familiar with from television be so dense as to think that her 1970s/80s newspaper editor would care about a story involving Daleks on some far-future planet, for instance? I certainly don’t think so.

But the original characters are also quite rubbish. This is my first experience of Jeremy Fitzoliver, having not read or listened to Letts’ prior radio play/novelisation, The Paradise of Death. Based on this, though, I don’t want any further experience.

He is essentially just Adric with a camera, and all the horrors that that entails. Whether it be his whinging about being in danger, perving on Maggie like an adolescent schoolboy rather than… y’know… a grown adult, he never fails to be absolutely insufferable at every turn. It’s very rare that I wish death on a fictional character this fervently and frequently, but in this case I’m willing to bend my values a little bit.

Uncle Mario and Roberto simply fall into the category of “comedy Italians,” and the only thing worse than comedy Italians is comedy Italians who aren’t even close to being considered funny, at least by me.

You see, the joke of Uncle Mario’s character is that he’s old, Italian, and can’t speak English properly. Meanwhile, the joke of Roberto is that he’s an Elvis impersonator and speaks like Elvis. Are you laughing yet?

Oh, and he also turns out to be Mario’s long-lost heir as Barone of his island, but that’s so monumentally stupid that I’ve just kind of tried to bleach it from my memory. It seems I was unsuccessful though, more’s the pity.

As for the villain? Just some loud, shouty, verbose immortal Italian mobster who wants to control the powers of N-Space, become King, crush the lesser races, conquer the galaxy, get unimaginable power, unlimited rice pudding, etc. etc. No other word to describe him other than yawn-worthy, and definitely nothing approaching a credible threat.

Maybe he’s transformed if you hear his dialogue being read by the phenomenally booming voice of Stephen Thorne, who you may remember as Azal from The Daemons, Omega in The Three Doctors, the male version of Eldrad in The Hand of Fear, and perhaps his most auspicious role ever, First Ogron in Frontier in Space. However, I can’t really comment on that.

Speaking of the villain, I guess we have to discuss just what N-Space is exactly. See, that’s a tricky one because I’m not entirely sure myself? It’s supposed to be Null-Space, where those who can’t let go of their existence linger on as N-Bodies, or the titular ghosts.

There’s also grotesque creatures called N-Forms, the embodiments of all the negative emotions of these N-Bodies. They are, in all fairness to Letts, pretty well-described. Unfortunate that they do pretty much nothing, but that’s by the by.

There are a couple of problems with the concept of N-Space. First off, in a continuity-related note, it’s completely contradictory to the other prominent use of the term in Doctor Who, namely Season 18’s E-Space Trilogy.

In these three stories, N-Space, short for Normal Space, is repeatedly defined as the ordinary universe that we see in most Doctor Who stories. Seeing the problem here? I wouldn’t ordinarily complain about such a seemingly churlish thing, if it weren’t for the fact that Letts actually oversaw Season 18 as Executive Producer! I mean, this is almost as bad as Terry Nation just deciding to completely overhaul his own backstory for the Daleks. Does it kill you to remember your own work, guys?

Furthermore, it’s just such a strange, atypical blend of the mystical and scientific by virtue of Letts’ own beliefs and tendencies. Now, far be it from me to criticise a man’s beliefs. That’s not what I want to do here at all. I will say, however, that they may not have translated in the best way to a compelling narrative.

I have no problem with magic or mysticism in Doctor Who, but generally there’s at least an attempt to give it some kind of a science-fiction coating. Here though, we have the Doctor earnestly and enthusiastically talking about alchemy as if it’s an actual useful branch of science, and not just a bunch of gullible chemists messing around with their piss and accidentally discovering new elements. (Take that Hennig Brand!)

It just doesn’t ring true, especially when you consider that this specific incarnation says in The Daemons, “Everything that happens in life must have a scientific explanation.” Once again, this discrepancy is made all the more jarring by the fact that Letts actually co-wrote The Daemons! Come on, man! Does he believe in magic or doesn’t he?

There’s also some irritating prosaic habits that really get on your nerve after the ten millionth time or so. For example, if I have to read one more parenthetical aside, I’m going to take the author aside and give him a stern talking to.

Now you might say that I’m a hypocrite for also using parenthetical asides in my own writing, and while that’s a fair observation, I’m not opposed to the very concept itself. I’m simply opposed to the frequency with which they crop up. It’s quite unbelievable at points. It also doesn’t help that a lot of the times these asides are intended to deliver some comic relief, and as we’ve already established, comedy is not this book’s strong suit.

As time went on, I also began to suspect that this book was written on an empty stomach, because damn are there a lot of descriptions of food. It’s almost as if he thinks that describing the contents of a meal in laborious detail counts as worldbuilding, rather than just being numbing.

I think it was around the time the Doctor, Sarah and Jeremy were all reminiscing over the joys of marmalade (I swear to God, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried!), that my residual traces of goodwill toward this story really started to dwindle.

All this is without even mentioning the problematic handling of sexual and domestic abuse. Remember how I mentioned the character of Maggie, and how Jeremy weirdly pervs on her? Yeah, well, uh she was abused by her father. They thought it was a good look to sexualise an abuse victim. There are not words to describe the sinking feeling I got when I realised this fact.

And it’s not as if it even serves a purpose. If you are going to bring up such a touchy subject as domestic violence, you had better have a damned good reason to do so. But no, it’s just done as some cheap exploitation, and she’s killed off without a second thought. I guess Letts thinks that simply bringing up abuse makes a book mature. Well, no it doesn’t. Did I really have to clear that up?

So if we take a step back and look at the bigger picture as a whole here, I honestly think The Ghosts of N-Space might just be worse than the infamous Shadowmind. Yes, I went there. Bulis’ debut was boring, yes, but this is on a whole other level.

A regular cast that don’t sound anything like their on-screen counterparts, a supporting cast who are frequently not just dull and uninteresting but actively offensive, comedy which doesn’t work in the slightest, an obsession with food, and pseudo-mysticism which doesn’t even gel with the author’s own stories.

This, folks, is an awful book. I really wanted to give it a chance, because practically everybody on the Internet and in other sources has slated it for being rubbish. But by God, it’s deserved.

If the audio adaptation is anything like this, then I’d like to formally offer my condolences to Jon Pertwee’s own ghost that this was the story he had to go out on. May he rest in peace. Letts not read this again, shall we, eh?

Miscellaneous Observations

On the subject of the awful treatment of domestic violence, what about the character of Sergio, who is introduced after having been in an argument with his wife. Then, he gets possessed by an N-Form, and it’s implied he goes off and murders her, or at the very least does something horrible. This plot thread is never followed up on, and again just seems like exploitation of a sensitive topic.

I almost forgot to mention Sarah Jane’s woeful attempt at writing a novel, a plot thread which is mercifully dropped after the first few chapters, probably because the realisation came that nothing interesting could be done with it.

Also, its primary purpose seems to merely be to mock cliches and tropes… only for the narrative itself to reuse those very same tropes. Lampshading doesn’t excuse you from criticism, and it’s kind of rich to criticise other so-called “bad” books when you haven’t exactly written something on par with The Catcher in the Rye yourself, mate.

Final Thoughts

Well, it looks like our streak of very good quality had to come to an end, sadly, but such is life. I’m intrigued to see how the VNAs develop without Ace, but that’ll take time to truly discern, I suppose. As for interesting developments that arose from The Ghosts of N-Space? There are none, just let me stop thinking about it now thanks.

Anyway, next month we ask ourselves “Why exactly did The Dimension Riders need a semi-sequel?” in Daniel Blythe’s Infinite Requiem, and Steve Lyons points his meta commentary gun square at Who fandom and the BBC themselves in Time of Your Life. Until then, though…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: The Left-Handed Hummingbird by Kate Orman (or, “Columbo: Now With Added Time Travel”)

I would like to apologise in advance if it seems I’m beating the “debut novel” horse long past the point of death, until all that remains is a pulpy mess. The fact of the matter, though, is that 1993 has been a year of debuts. Out of the eleven novels we’ve read over the past year, only two have been written by returning authors. Even then, of those two, Blood Heat was still something of a debut, given it was Jim Mortimore’s first solo effort.

You probably have some idea where this is going.

The Left-Handed Hummingbird features the Doctor Who debut of Kate Orman, who would go on to become the most prolific of all the authors for the New Adventures, as well as the first and only writer for the line to be neither male nor British. Admittedly, though, if one extends the definition of “the New Adventures” to encompass the twenty-three Benny novels published after The Dying Days, there is one other female author to be found, that being Rebecca Levene, who co-wrote Where Angels Fear with Simon Winstone.

But that’s beside the point.

The point is, this is a fairly big milestone for the range. Surely, if Orman was to write the most books in the NAs, her debut novel must have been fairly good, right? Well, that logic certainly seems sound, but on the other hand, the most prolific author for the Missing Adventures was Christopher Bulis of Shadowmind infamy.

I digress, however. With a certain degree of stolid apprehension, let us see what the Hummingbird holds in store for us.

The Positives

It will no doubt relieve you to know that The Left-Handed Hummingbird is, in fact, good. Indeed, it is very, very good. Great, even.

Out of the 21 VNAs so far, this is definitely a serious contender for the title of the best.

Chief among the reasons for this primacy is the sheer cleverness it so frequently displays. In particular, it’s quite an achievement to have a novel featuring five(!) different settings without the whole thing feeling like a jumbled mess.

On top of all that, there’s the added complexity of the narrative structure. The idea of having the Doctor arrive in the middle of a problem and having to work his way back to the source, while everyone else knows more than he does, is an excellent one, and carried out very well. Kinda like Columbo with time travel, in a way. If that sounds belittling, I apologise, because it’s absolutely not intended as such.

Despite all this, though, the book never feels too clever. You know, the level of clever where it sort of just devolves into the author trying to point out how clever they are, sacrificing any meaningful level of enjoyment. Thankfully, Orman’s writing is brilliant enough to pretty much single-handedly prevent this from happening, in allowing the book to stand on merits other than “It’s got a clever premise,” which can be said of many books which, all things considered, aren’t too great.

There are so many beautiful touches that I couldn’t possibly mention them all, but just to name a few:

  • The pausing of the videotape at the beginning of Chapter 14
  • The shocking cliffhanger at the end of the First Slice
  • The use of various Nahuatl terms, in particular otiquihiyohuih, and the resonance of the words “Enough of this”
  • The Doctor bringing along a list of the survivors and dead of the Titanic when he arrives and saving/not saving people based upon said list

Once again, there are far more than this, but these are the ones which stood out the most.

Another perk of this narrative structure is that it allows us to explore the long-term effects the Doctor’s actions have on the ordinary people he comes across, which is an idea I’ve always had a particular fascination with, especially when it’s implied that said effects aren’t particularly amazing. There’s a reason this theme would carry over so much to the revived series.

Here, we’re given two sides of the same coin, so to speak: Cristián Alvarez and Hamlet Macbeth. Both are superficially different, yet the essence is the same, without being lazy.

Macbeth is a bright young psychologist whose work of UNIT’s Paranormal Division is eventually shut down in tragedy and disgrace, causing him to become embittered and obsessed with uncovering the truth about the organisation.

His intentions might seem somewhat misguided, but look at it this way: Removed from the cozy familiarity we, as viewers/readers, have with the so-called UNIT Family, they really must seem a very shadowy and somewhat nefarious lot. Again, this is very similar to how Torchwood would be portrayed upon the series’ return in 2005. In addition, David Bishop would tap further into this idea when he wrote Who Killed Kennedy, showing just how strong an idea it is.

Cristián, on the other hand, is perhaps even more tragic, given he never asked to be involved in any of this. His experiences in 1968 leave him a psychological wreck, wracked with panic attacks, and with no-one to talk to about it all. Well, except when the Doctor shows up, but that’s hardly a reassuring event, given it generally foreshadows Huitzilin’s arrival.

Speaking of Huitzilin, what a fantastic villain. He works not just on a character and plot level, but on a thematic one, too. Despite rarely appearing in person, his menace hovers over everything that occurs, manipulating events to his desired outcome. Sound like anyone we know?

The Doctor attempting to remain himself, rather than some mythical being, is a nice parallel to both the Other and the Valeyard, without beating us over the head with it.

Indeed, this struggle is perfectly encapsulated within the quote that prefaces the table of contents, from Suetonius’ Divus Vespasianus:

Oh no, I think I’m turning into a god.

And they did it all without using that old cliche “We’re not so different, after all.” (well, apart from in Ace’s dream sequence with the businessman, but I digress, because that’s a completely different matter) Who woulda thunk it?

I’ve already kind of touched on this with my reference to the use of Nahuatl phraseology, but I have to commend the book for its authenticity and care with regard to its historical settings. Aztec Mexico, the Titanic, 60s London, 80s New York, and 90s Mexico are all recreated with equal attention to detail, and a lot of the stuff regarding Aztec myth was genuinely fascinating to me.

I won’t even bother listing “The Negatives,” as I genuinely can’t think of any. Some people with more experience with Orman’s novels have criticised it for featuring the beginnings of her signature “hurt/comfort” writing style, and while I can certainly understand where they’re coming from, it doesn’t bother me all that much at this point. In all honesty, I’d much rather read an author with a distinctive yet repetitive style than one with no flair whatsoever, so it seems a bit of a moot complaint, personally.

The Alternate History Counter

It’s Part Three of the Alternate History Cycle, and due to the sheer level of temporal jiggery-pokery it’s probably the most complex alteration, given just how much hinges on that one moment, as is driven home by the novel multiple times, without getting too repetitive. Essentially, the idea is that Huitzilin shouldn’t have been able to survive as long as he did, and if not for the interference of our unnamed party, would have just wasted away to nothingness.

Everything in this book, as convoluted as its narrative structure may make it, can be traced back to that one manipulation, until gradually the consequences build up, as if one had stepped on a butterfly in the past. Indeed, Cristián airs this very concern, and it’s very appropriate, given Orman’s repeated use of butterflies throughout her work.

It also features a fairly big turning point for the arc as a whole, representing the point where Ace decides to don her combat suit once more, after a few novels where she’s gone without it.

The combat suit, and its symbolism as regards Ace’s character and her relationship with the Doctor, have been running themes throughout the past three books, and will be taken to its culmination in No Future.

Miscellaneous Observations:

In the row-boats, the women shivered and clung together. Some of them wanted to go back, imagining husbands and friends amongst the howling hundreds. But they were cold and frightened, and the ship might drag them down with it, and the swimmers might crowd on board and sink their little boats.

So they waited, bobbing up and down, listening to the screaming until each of the screams went out, one by one, like little candles going out, each snuffed flame dampening the bonfire of the screaming, until they were left in the darkness, alone, alone under the stars.

I have literally no point to make with regards to that. I just absolutely adore the writing of this book, and wanted to include a quote. Sue me.

After the excellence of The Dimension Riders’ cover, this one’s… something of a downgrade, to put it nicely. Huitzilin is alright, although his deformed left foot is conveniently hidden, and he’s missing the geometric designs that are referenced as being printed on his cheeks. The Doctor, on the other hand (the left hand, if you will… hahaha I wish I was dead), is locked in some bizarre pose that is coincidentally similar to my laughable attempts at dancing, and Tenochtitlan is looking remarkably beige and dull.

Although at least the Doctor looks like himself (*cough* White Darkness *cough*), I suppose.

Fun fact literally no-one will care about: We are now precisely one quarter of the way through the New Adventures! Woo!

Final Thoughts

This review is somewhat shorter than some of my others, but that’s because this novel is a relatively simple situation, quality-wise, despite it being an incredibly complicated book.

The bottom line is this: The Left-Handed Hummingbird is undeniably one of the cleverest, most enjoyable pieces of science fiction I have ever read, not to mention literature in general. Writing this review has only made me want to re-read it all over again, which is quite a feat.

Although I must press on, I believe this is one of the books I will keep coming back to over the years, and I can’t wait to do so.

I’m going to be taking a brief hiatus to read the second half of Magician, but when I return we’ll burst into 1994 with Steve Lyons’ Conundrum. Before that, though, I will write up the customary year-end list ranking 1993’s output, so look forward to that.

Until then, however,

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Enough of this.