Virgin New Adventures Reviews: Ghost Devices by Simon Bucher-Jones (or, “The Future Dictates the Past”)

In November of 1997, as was the pattern of the time, Virgin Publishing and BBC Books both put out new instalments of their respective series of “present-grounded” Doctor Who – or, perhaps more appropriately in the case of the former, Doctor Who-adjacent – novels.

Of these two books, one offered up a complicated and timey-wimey tale, rife with paradoxes and discussion of atypical weaponry and warfare, with the Time Lords operating on the periphery of the narrative. Not to be outdone, it also saw the introduction of elements that would go on to play a pivotal role in its overarching series’ subsequent brushes with big, show-stopping epics that kept one eye firmly planted on the idea of serving as a literary “event.”

The other was Alien Bodies.

This is not, as it may initially appear, a purposeless bit of facetiousness on my part, but rather a revealing snapshot of the deeply confusing nature of attempting to review Ghost Devices. Let’s not beat around the bush here: this is the New Adventure which had the bad fortune of being published in the exact month in which the Eighth Doctor Adventures finally managed to conjure up something sufficiently interesting to allow them to command their audience’s long-term attentions.

One can, handily enough, see this gap in relevance reflected in even the most cursory examination of the authors on hand for the month. Alien Bodies, as should hopefully go without saying this close to my review of it, was the product of Lawrence Miles, and was indeed largely responsible for Miles’ rapid ascent to the position of Doctor Who‘s leading artistic light.

Even if that ascent was curtailed less than three years later by an equally rapid decline in the wake of Vanessa Bishop’s high-profile slagging off of Interference in Doctor Who Magazine and the subsequent erasure of every trace of the writer’s ideas in The Ancestor Cell, several of those same ideas went on to exert a strong gravity over the programme’s eventual revival in 2005, most obviously in the general notion of a vast temporal conflict culminating in the destruction of Gallifrey.

Granted, Miles cannot strictly lay claim to being the sole originator of these basic concepts. To pick just one example, the legendary planet of Ardethe in the original Audio Visuals production of Gary Russell’s Deadfall was explicitly meant to be a ruined Gallifrey after its destruction by the Daleks in Planet of Lies, and that’s saying nothing of Alan Moore’s DWM backup strips in the early 1980s. All the same, it remains true that Miles was the most visible proponent of said concepts within the Wilderness Years.

On the other side of the present/past Doctor divide, meanwhile, readers could sample Mark Gatiss’ The Roundheads. Gatiss has been an infrequent presence around these parts for a little over five years at this time, even if he hasn’t actually written a full-length novel for somewhere in the ballpark of three, and he will hang around for a good twenty years or so more come the revival.

It’s almost certainly a bridge too far to credit Gatiss with being a pivotal architect of the New Series or anything quite so dramatic, but for better or worse he serves as something of a unifying thread across the first ten series of the revival. All told, he ended up penning at least one script each for Doctors Nine through Twelve and was even afforded the privilege of writing the final, past-focused part of the series’ opening “present/future/past (change order where applicable)” triptych, a structure which ended up sticking around for so long that he was eventually asked to pull the exact same duty again on Victory of the Daleks.

(This much, at least, we can pretty firmly place in the “for worse” camp.)

Which just leaves us with Ghost Devices, the sophomore effort by Simon Bucher-Jones, who had previously written The Death of Art some fourteen months prior. Whereas Miles and Gatiss loom large in the post-Alien Bodies history of Doctor Who – and ironically enough, the two even infamously crossed paths more directly in 2005 when Miles took Gatiss’ The Unquiet Dead to task for its alleged status as a xenophobic anti-immigration screed aired in the heat of the Iraq War – Bucher-Jones’ career ends up taking a somewhat different path from this point on.

To see just what I mean by this, let’s go through that career in a reasonable amount of detail. Past this point, we’ll be talking about Bucher-Jones on no less than three separate occasions, with his 1998 short story War Crimes, and his two co-writing stints for the EDAs with The Taking of Planet 5 in 1999 and 2001’s Grimm Reality. Beyond the remits of the blog, he also contributed Doctor Who and Bernice Summerfield short stories to Big Finish’s The History of Christmas and Collected Works anthologies, respectively.

More instructive by far, however, is the vast array of credits for spin-off series with an even more tenuous claim to “legitimacy” than that enjoyed by Bernice’s adventures. Over the years, Bucher-Jones has racked up short stories for everything from the Iris Wildthyme series for Obverse Books, through to the same company’s 2021 Build High for Happiness anthology set in the world of Stephen Wyatt’s Paradise Towers, and even Arcbeatle Press’ Cwej.

But the most consistent ancillary world in which the writer has distinguished himself is ultimately that of Faction Paradox, and this can hardly be considered especially surprising. Even at this early stage, it’s clear that Bucher-Jones and Miles enjoy some level of creative harmony, with The Death of Art being the only other book in the latter-day NAs’ loose Psi Powers Arc to so much as mention Christmas on a Rational Planet‘s Shadow Directory. In Ghost Devices, this thematic unity ends up proving twofold, with the novel’s plot not only echoing eerily forward towards Alien Bodies, but also following up on Miles’ reintroduction of God and the People in Down.

Past this point, you’ve also got The Taking of Planet 5‘s status as one of the most direct engagements with the War arc outside of Alien Bodies and Interference themselves. Really, one suspects that the only reason Grimm Reality isn’t quite as straightforward a riff on an existing Miles novel might simply have something to do with its being the rare Bucher-Jones book to come out in the months before one of the EDAs’ regularly scheduled Miles outings rather than in their immediate aftermath.

When Miles eventually ended up storming over to Mad Norwegian Press, Faction Paradox license in tow, Bucher-Jones followed him, writing the second-highest number of entries in The Book of the War. All indications seem to be that a not inconsiderable proportion of these entries were concerned with setup for his eventual 2013 novel, The Brakespeare Voyage, which is rather impressive in a way given the eleven-year gap separating the two books. This was followed up by a number of short story contributions, to say nothing of his performing editorial duties on 2018’s The Book of the Enemy and, as recently as this past January, on the second volume of Obverse’s Worlds of the Spiral Politic sub-series.

A less charitable interpretation of this CV might try and spin this out into a broader indictment of Bucher-Jones’ spin-off friendliness. In this reading, we’d probably posit Ghost Devices, his first substantial engagement with the artform, as the original sin that’s going to see him left behind in the “influence” stakes by folks like Miles and Gatiss as the franchise marches on. The best he can hope for under this paradigm is a kind of “trusted lieutenant” status, forever playing with ideas and concepts created by those with a higher profile than him.

There are a few rather obvious reasons why we’re not going to opt for this route, mind you. To begin with, it’s ultimately somewhat laughable to point to this “trusted lieutenant” status as a failing on Bucher-Jones’ part while simultaneously positioning him in opposition to Mark Gatiss.

I might have a sneaking fondness for scripts like The Crimson Horror or Robot of Sherwood – and even, less defensibly, for Night Terrors, though that’s primarily down to nothing more complex than its having scared the bejesus out of my eight-year-old self – but his being brought back for every season of the Moffat Era was primarily a matter of his general ability to turn in an episode of vague competence on time. The fact that he worked quite closely with Moffat on Sherlock and was thus presumably broadly in tune with his sensibilities as a showrunner certainly can’t have hurt matters either.

Not entirely unrelated is the question of who, exactly, Bucher-Jones would be deferring to in this situation. Miles seems the obvious choice, but in practice his last fully-fledged credit on Faction Paradox came with his spell as co-editor of A Romance in Twelve Parts in 2011, while 2009’s The Judgment of Sutekh marked the final occasion on which he actually wrote a story for the range.

For all that Miles is the one who came up with the bulk of the central concepts that initially animated the series, in other words, the actual burden of writing new tales set in that world has long since been passed on to other people. And if you’re looking at a list of said other people, it’s hard not to single out Bucher-Jones as being among the most prominent movers and shakers in the field.

Certainly, the only other contributor to The Book of the War who might feasibly be said to match him for consistency of engagement with the series over the years is Philip Purser-Hallard, and even he ended up largely drifting away to work on ancillary projects at Obverse like The City of the Saved and The Black Archive.

This leads naturally to my next major point, which is that, as far as Doctor Who spin-offs go, Faction Paradox is probably one of the more intriguing ones. At a minimum, it generally manages to sustain a compelling level of ambient weirdness, even if it doesn’t always translate into transcendent quality. If I’m being entirely honest with you, I’m far more likely to be positively disposed to an author who opts to play around in the slightly surreal, jagged margins of Faction Paradox than I am to one who just wants to try and turn the bloody Dominators into an actual recurring threat, or whatever other brilliant ideas Candy Jar Books have cooked up of late.

(Ironically enough, having only ever read the Faction Paradox stuff put out by Mad Norwegian Press and Random Static, I’m almost entirely unqualified to actually speak to the quality of Bucher-Jones’ work for Obverse. I mean, I know I’ve got a copy each of A Romance in Twelve Parts and Tales of the City knocking around here somewhere, but even if I wrenched my mind away from the blog for long enough to give them a read, he didn’t write anything for those particular collections, so… sorry.)

And at the risk of stating the obvious, dear reader, well… clearly I don’t have much of a problem with spin-offs in the general case. We’re barrelling ever closer to having spilled 120 reviews’ worth of ink on the subject of the Wilderness Years and its various forms of literature, so it’d frankly be a bit rich to turn around and sell that same literature entirely down the river at this juncture. Yes, our foreknowledge of Rose and the revival will always exert a certain inescapable gravity over the project, but we’re not even halfway done yet. Let’s save the teleologies for a later time, yeah?

(Like later in this post, perhaps.)

With all of that being said, Ghost Devices seems practically tailor-made to invite the colouring of one’s reading with this retrospective context, even outside of the purely coincidental resonances it acquires when juxtaposed against BBC Books’ contemporary output. As the very title of the novel implies, this is a work concerned with the relationship between the past and the future, and the intrusion of one into the other in a manner which we might – somewhat ostenatiously but not, I think, entirely unreasonably – term a haunting.

So, if you’ll indulge me, I want to break from the usual format a little here and offer a more free-form preliminary dissertation on that aspect of the work, and we’ll leave it as a test of my general competency as a critic to see if I can manage to satisfactorily tie it back in to the main thrust of my argument.

Cool? Cool.

Going off initial appearances, at least, what this haunting reveals resembles nothing so much as the Third Doctor’s old admonition in Day of the Daleks that the possibility of ghosts from the past also implies the existence of ghosts from the future. But wait a minute… does it? I mean, sure, it goes without saying in the case of Doctor Who, a show which routinely features time travel as a means of getting into and out of stories within the hundred-minute blocks of its serials. Normal service may have been temporarily suspended in that regard during the Pertwee Era, but even there the same season that housed Day of the Daleks would see the production team handwave the TARDIS’ immobility with a handy invocation of the Time Lords on two separate occasions.

In the newly copyright-mandated Doctorless world that Bernice Summerfield now inhabits, however, time travel occupies an altogether more ambiguous position. It has to, if for no more profound a reason than the characters’ basic inability to so much as think the words “TARDIS” or “Time Lords” for fear of inviting the litigious wrath of the BBC.

Perhaps the best illustration of the consequences of this attitude can be found in Jason, who reveals himself to be even more Problematic (capitalisation very much intentional) than we began to suspect last time. In his marriage to Benny, and the Doctor’s gift of the Time Rings, he provides the most obvious “out” for any potential Bernice-focused spin-off to involve itself in time travel. Indeed, when Big Finish decide to go all-out on a time-travelling Benny story in a few years’ time with their adaptation of Walking to Babylon, it’s predicated on that very out, with the story recast as the first instalment in a so-called Time Ring Trilogy.

The couple’s divorce in Eternity Weeps, therefore, ends up causing much greater ructions than one typically associates with such an upheaval, as befits the ludicrously heightened stakes of a Jim Mortimore novel. If a divorce can be conceptualised as a profoundly intimate apocalypse – and since these apocalyptic themes will likely prove of great relevance in this and the next review, we ought to make our obligatory acknowledgement that Glen Morgan and James Wong were in the midst of independently broaching similar ideas on the second season of Millennium – and the end of a world, the separation of the Time Rings denies Benny and Jason the ability to access a multitude of other worlds besides.

(Actually, Paul Cornell acknowledges this as far back as Happy Endings, with Bernice quite pointedly observing that “divorce equates with being marooned,” offering further compelling evidence in the “How far ahead was Benny and Jason’s divorce planned out by Virgin?” debate.)

This leads naturally to one of the strangest “glitches” in Virgin continuity, though it might be something of an overstatement to label it as such. Simply put, there’s a substantial and barely-referenced gap in Jason’s personal history which somehow sees him going from a promise to remain on Earth in 2003 to showing up on Apollox 4 in Beyond the Sun in the late twenty-sixth century.

It’s undeniably odd, and only narrowly avoids rating as an outright “glitch” in my estimation by dint of the fact that there’s a relatively easy explanation waiting in the wings regarding his getting a lift off the Doctor. Which hints, of course, at one of the central fulcrums of what I’ve dubbed the Problem of Jason in a rather shameless nod to this project’s increasingly Sandiferian bent, in that that’s the one excuse that the New Adventures can never actually come out and explicitly state at this moment in time. Jason becomes at once essential to Bernice’s world as one half of an ongoing “Will they?”/”Won’t they?” relationship, and strangely difficult to account for.

But crucially, this elision of Jason’s personal history is seemingly about time travel in the abstract more than it is about Jason in particular. The closest thing to an honest-to-God “time-travelling Bernice” story that we’ve had so far is still Lawrence Miles’ The Judgment of Solomon, which was equally conspicuous in its lacking any explanation for Benny’s ability to go on a casual jaunt to eighth-century Baghdad to prove one of her archaeological colleagues wrong.

It’s here that another piece of Matthew Jones’ coyness on the subject of time travel in Beyond the Sun proves particularly instructive, with a cheeky moment in which he has Bernice’s internal narration relay the information that “time travelling was something [she has] a great deal of experience at,” before seemingly pulling back to clarify that “all archaeologists [do.]” Even so, casual academic pleasure cruises to ancient Baghdad seem to be a case of taking that statement a tad too literally, no?

In short, then, time travel was set up by the new New Adventures as a force that would, by its very presence, impose some measure of distortion upon the narrative and social context in which Benny routinely operates. And while Ghost Devices doesn’t bear that out directly in terms of its sketching an actual bona-fide “time travel story” – again, we’ll have to wait until Walking to Babylon for that – it’s more obviously willing to play around with the mechanics of time and time travel than any of the first six Benny novels. In this respect, the comparisons to Day of the Daleks seem oddly apropos, as no serial prior to 1972 had really dared to engage with time travel as anything more than a generative mechanism for Doctor Who stories, with the possible exception of fringe cases like The Space Museum or The Ark.

There is, once more, no shortage of bitter irony to be found in the observation that the most complex and least straightforwardly nostalgic premise to be found in the four-book run of NAs between Deadfall and Tempest should be the one lumped with the release slot that ultimately ended up permiting BBC Books’ monthly offering in the EDAs to completely overshadow it.

Dave Owen, in reviewing this same stretch of books as a means of welcoming Bernice back to the pages of DWM‘s Shelf Life feature after Gary Gillatt and Alan Barnes decided to let up on their NA embargo, seems to nod towards Ghost Devices‘ exceptional status in this regard:

Tempest is dignified and graceful, but only counts as SF by its location, whereas Deadfall uses SF devices in abundance but feels just as formulaic as Mean Streets by using them only as tools rather than themes. Of this quartet, only Ghost Devices really belongs in the SF section, and is coincidentally the funniest too. I’d like to see the ‘wacky’ box filling up faster.

It’s worth returning once more to the numbers, if only to underscore just how extensively and swiftly Ghost Devices‘ aspirations towards relevance were quashed. Per the Shannon Sullivan rankings, Alien Bodies not only wound up becoming the first EDA to score higher than its concurrent NA competitor, but it did so with an astonishing fourteen percentage point lead.

If the priorities of Doctor Who as a franchise weren’t clear enough after Down temporarily became the last New Adventure to be reviewed in DWM, there could surely be no doubt after this. Yes, the Eighth Doctor Adventures had given rise to unfathomable horrors like War of the Daleks, but they’d also provided an outlet for the wonderfully bonkers creativity of Lawrence Miles. One may tolerate a world of Kursaals for the sake of an Interference, and all that.

Under these circumstances, much like the Spire that proves so crucial to its plot, Ghost Devices becomes a curiously malformed and insubstantial thing through no fault of its own, standing as a monument to a possible future that was eclipsed and erased almost as soon as it was brought into this world.

Yet as we must surely be well aware by now, a piece of art can retain a certain power even in its erased state. That is, after all, no small part of our devoting so much energy to the Wilderness Years, to see how the ghostly impressions of novels gone by remain in the larger canvas of Doctor Who. Even if Ghost Devices has an appreciably smaller footprint than most novels of its ilk, that’s no reason to give it anything less than a full hearing.

As it happens, this decision is a delightfully fortuitous one, as I found myself enjoying Bucher-Jones’ second novel far more than his first. It expands upon the writer’s penchant for a wilfully loquacious and colourful prose style, something that was only glimpsed intermittently between the interminable descriptions of Parisian alleyways and catacombs in which The Death of Art was practically drowning. Moreover, it manages to turn this distinctive voice towards a plot that is not only broadly dramatically satisfying, but frequently peppered with dialogic gems and moments of genuine hilarity to boot.

This, by extension, provides the groundwork for one of the more convenient and well-worn critical gambits under the sun. Boiled down to its most essential elements, we can express the central impetus of this gambit in terms of an inquiry as to what makes one novel in an author’s oeuvre succeed where another failed.

On the face of it, the most tempting possibility is to file Ghost Devices‘ merits under the broad umbrella categorisation of “making more sense than The Death of Art,” particularly since that’s a phenomenally low bar for a novel to clear. That was, ultimately, the primary stumbling block for Bucher-Jones’ debut story, featuring as it did the power struggles of no less than three separate psi-powered factions and subfactions vying for control of an English dollhouse that doubled as the dwelling of the Quoth, a delightfully Gothically named race of subatomic beings.

As you can probably ascertain from that summary, things rapidly became more than a little confused, to put it mildly. In fact, the finished novel was so phenomenally incoherent that  I genuinely had to go back and check Cameron Dixon’s Doctor Who Reference Guide to refresh my memory and ensure that I’d got the myriad details of the plot correct just now. And I’m still not entirely certain that I succeeded…

But while there is a certain logic to this line of argumentation, it should be remarked that any attempt to argue that Ghost Devices is an especially simple or comprehensible book is a rather strained one. The difference, ultimately, is not one of complexity but rather of context.

Temporal shenanigans, in all their flavours, are one of those select few science fiction conceits which naturally lend themselves to a degree of impenetrability. Shadowy psionic conspiracies, on the other hand, generally require some more concrete signposts by which the audience may orientate themselves. The biggest exception to this general rule of thumb, by my reckoning, would probably be those works that are simply aiming to tap into a broader and deeper vein of paranoia than can be convincingly painted by most first-time authors, as Bucher-Jones was in September 1996.

This doesn’t mean, as some folks would like to have you believe, that a writer can just plop down any old nonsense on the page, give it a coat of non-linearity with some tachyons to garnish, stand for two minutes and serve up a complete and utter masterpiece. In recent years, it’s become particularly fashionable to level accusations of doing just that against folks like Steven Moffat, usually accompanied by some choice declarations that the audience can’t follow his supposed habitual style of overcomplicated crap.

The fact that my eight-year-old self was quite able to follow such putatively incomprehensible pieces of television as The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang and the entirety of Series 6 should give you some idea of where I stand on such claims when applied to Moffat, and they hold just as little water in the case of Ghost Devices.

(Ironically enough, the story I remember being most confused by was actually Davies’ own Last of the Time Lords. For whatever reason, the workings of the Paradox Machine stubbornly refused to make sense within my brain, despite not being especially complicated on reflection. Make of this what you will.)

At the core of this general increase in coherence on Bucher-Jones’ part is the recognition that one can largely trust in the audience’s ability to follow the plot’s convoluted physics-related contortions with the assistance of a few impressively lyrical turns of phrase. Even if Fellows’ rather cerebral explanation of the relationship between tachyons and the speed of light fails to entirely sink in, the basic idea of a device that sends visions of the future back to the inhabitants of the past is evocative enough to make a hazy, dreamlike kind of sense, even once the novel’s denouement starts bandying about temporal paradoxes like they’re going out of style.

Further contributing to my much improved opinion of Ghost Devices in comparison to The Death of Art is the larger sandbox in which the novel’s paradoxes and mysteries have been allowed to play out. If nineteenth century Paris felt like it was much too crowded a landscape for the sprawling story Bucher-Jones clearly wanted to tell, it’s hard to imagine a setting that provides quite as stark a contrast as the Benny novels’ vision of humanity’s spacefaring future. The degree to which proceedings can feel unduly claustrophobic is severely lessened, if not outright eliminated, when the distance between the major players is routinely measured in star systems and light-years. But even more importantly, the nature of Ghost Devices as a book set in Earth’s imagined future is actually crucial when it comes to understanding its themes and ideas.

It’s no secret at this point that the New Adventures have invested no small amount of effort in charting the general contours of Earth’s future history. This process began all the way back in Bernice’s own introductory story, Love and War, which doubled as the first instalment in what was dubbed, in a display of blistering originality, the Future History Cycle.

This being the height of the 1990s, what this meant in practice was a whole lot of generally misguided and clumsy nods to the trappings of the era’s most popular sci-fi television series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, much to my repeated chagrin over the course of the blog.

Underneath all these coy tips of the hat, however, there was always a certain strangeness to the manner in which TNG‘s aesthetic was incorporated into the world of Doctor Who. Although it might have aired well over half its episodes in the 1990s – and I’ll leave it to the more Trek-obsessed members of my audience to determine which episode serves as the dividing line between the eighties and the nineties – The Next Generation‘s outlook never felt like a comfortable fit for the more cynical climate that took root in the latter half of the decade.

In truth, the broadly utopian future into which Patrick Stewart and friends so boldly strutted in their gaudy space pyjamas was always more suited to the cheerful optimism of Ronald Reagan’s so-called “Morning in America.” As spin-drenched electoral slogans go, the tagline for the 40th President’s 1984 re-election campaign serves as an uncomfortable reminder of a time in which vast swathes of the United States were seemingly able to convince themselves of the general pleasantness of their circumstances. That the country was actually sliding into a neoliberal hellscape whose full consequences we are still working through nearly forty years later is, in this respect, almost entirely irrelevant.

Early TNG, accordingly, took an oftentimes sickeningly sweet view of mankind’s future and generally presupposed the inherent virtue of the Federation’s liberal utopia. In one of the most infamous examples of this tendency towards an unquestioning valorisation of the state, Gene Roddenberry loudly protested against Melinda Snodgrass’ classic script The Measure of a Man on the basis of his belief that Data ought to willingly surrender himself to Starfleet’s experiments, which shouldn’t actually be remotely surprising coming from the man who brought us The Omega Glory and A Private Little War.

What I’m getting at here, I suppose, is that TNG habitually exhibited an adamantine certainty in the idea that humanity was destined to progress towards a more enlightened and tolerant social order, even as it casually established that the road to that paradise was paved with more than a few scattered atrocities and nuclear wars along the way.

Yet by the time of Love and War in October 1992, there was a sense that a change in the national mood was in the air. Published mere weeks before Bill Clinton’s electoral victory brought an end to twelve straight years of Republican presidential domination, and six months after Neil Kinnock singularly failed to do the same to thirteen years of Conservative government in the United Kingdom, Cornell’s second novel was thus positioned all but perfectly on one of the myriad of tipping points that one could identify as an answer to the surprisingly ambiguous question of “When did the 1990s begin?”

Utopia, in other words, was beginning to look a lot less teleologically assured. In the gap between Transit and The Highest Science, the third live-action Star Trek series, Deep Space Nine, would premiere. Although it was generally a far warmer and more humanist show than its most vocal detractors would claim, it was nevertheless frequently sceptical of the power structures underpinning the larger Star Trek franchise.

Even Voyager, launching a few days prior to the release of Andrew Cartmel’s Warlock, seemed to view the universe as a considerably more hostile place than had been the norm for any Star Trek series since the earliest days of Kirk’s travels, being a series based around the premise of retreating towards the comfort of familiar space.

In its worst moments, this manifested in the treatment of the Delta Quadrant as a region existing for little reason other than to validate a bunch of reactionary beliefs about “less civilised” parts of the world, from the Kazon’s status as blatant allegories for the anxieties of white middle-class Angelenos over gang violence in the wake of the 1992 riots, through to Displaced‘s descending into a forty-five minute Great Replacement tirade.

As time progressed, the ramifications of this general societal uncertainty went on to shape the future history provided by the New Adventures, though any direct causal relationship between Star Trek and the novels remained nebulous and indirect at best.

Accordingly, the period of history which this latter-day stretch of NAs have adopted as their native stomping grounds becomes rather difficult to classify under any sort of ironclad, science-fictional utopia/dystopia dichotomy. On the one hand, the very fact that Bernice needs to hold down a stable employment as a university tutor, with a salary measured in the quaintly Anglocentric currency of “shillings,” puts the series far outside the realm of the vaguely socialist post-scarcity economics of the United Federation of Planets, even as Ghost Devices itself confirms the existence of a technology vaguely analogous to the replicator.

(This fact could also, admittedly, be just as easily surmised from the dominance of monolithic corporate entities like the Spinward Corporation or Krytell Industries, the Federation not generally being big on privatisation and laissez-faire capitalism.)

At the same time, the world around St. Oscar’s seems to be largely free of any of the markers of overt totalitarianism or environmental/social collapse that tend to accompany science fiction of an unequivocally dystopian persuasion. Happy Endings had even made a point of suggesting that the Earth would manage to bounce back from the extreme pollution witnessed in books like Warhead. While I’m by no means possessed of an expert opinion in these matters, I’d wager good money that you could pick out any of the contemporaneous stories from the pages of 2000 AD, say, and the New Adventures would invariably end up seeming far more optimistic by comparison, their reputation for oppressive darkness notwithstanding.

Here, then, we can at last begin to reintegrate our musings on time travel and make a stab at quantifying the scope of Ghost Devices‘ disruption to the established pattern of the NAs. One of the tenets of the Virgin line, after all, has always been a general dismissal of the concept of parallel universes, barring extraordinary circumstances like those occasioned by the Monk’s manipulations in the Alternate History Cycle or the influence of the Nexus on the events of So Vile a Sin.

Coupled with this is the generally unspoken rule that the presence of a TARDIS and its inhabitants at a given point in history serves to “fix” a potential future in place, a theory which probably received its most explicit formulation courtesy of Ruath in Goth Opera. For our purposes, it must surely be seen as significant that the Silurian Earth of Blood Heat is ultimately undone by the Doctor’s use of a Time Ram to presumably annihilate his original TARDIS, only to eventually be reunited with it in Happy Endings, a novel which we’ve already identified as a pivotal turning point in Benny’s conceptual relationship to time travel.

At its core, this is a vision of the future in rough accord with the zeitgeist of the nineties, a long unipolar moment that stretched off into infinity after the apparent triumph of liberal democracy over its numerous challengers ranged across the twentieth century. The Fukuyaman End of History writ large, in essence.

It cannot be taken as a monumental surprise that Bucher-Jones, as a writer with a higher than average affinity for the ideas of Lawrence Miles, opts for a rather more nuanced conception of history. Indeed, the Down/Ghost Devices duology – or, for that matter, the Ghost Devices/Alien Bodies duology – is arguably little more than a reiteration of the Christmas on a Rational Planet/The Death of Art pairing in this regard.

Where Miles used the Carnival Queen’s invasion of Woodwicke as a means to show up the recursive and insignificant nature of the late 1990s’ preoccupation with millennarianism, Bucher-Jones opted to go straight for the jugular of fin de siècle ideology by setting the Brotherhood’s machinations against the doctrine’s origins in Paris at the height of La Belle Époque in the late 1800s. Even the decade’s more extreme flareups of millennial hysteria, The Death of Art seemed to suggest in its more lucid moments, were far from wholly original. For every David Koresh or Shoko Asahara, there was a precedent in the crimes of Sante Geronimo Caserio or Émile Henry.

Much as Down expanded on some of Christmas‘ bolder suggestions as to the nature of Doctor Who and the wider corpus of science fiction literature, Ghost Devices represents a comparable evolution from The Death of Art, threatening the Benny novels with the largest destabilisation of their vision of the future to date.

None of this is especially groundbreaking in the abstract, mind you. The New Adventures have repeatedly proven themselves to be exceedingly fond of an aesthetic of lurking, Lovecraftian cosmic horror dating all the way back to The Pit, of all things, a pet interest which carried through to the controversial reworking of various iconic Doctor Who foes as members of Lovecraft’s Elder Things.

Bucher-Jones himself has already dipped a toe into these proverbial waters with his “Roz tries to convince Montague that the Doctor is actually Nyarlathotep” sequence in The Death of Art. Looking forward to his next novel, he’ll also go on to throw the single biggest wrench into David A. McIntee and Andy Lane’s attempted integration of the Lovecraftian pantheon into the world of Doctor Who with The Taking of Planet 5‘s firm fictionalisation of the creatures.

(The surprising centrality of The Pit to the mythos of Faction Paradox, as execrable a novel as it is, is only further confirmed by Miles’ decision to borrow the Yssgaroth from Neil Penswick for use in The Book of the War, as well as his essay The Cosmology of the Spiral Politic which accompanied Mad Norwegian Press’ 2004 reprint of Dead Romance.)

No, what’s most intriguing about Ghost Devices‘ understanding of the fundamental nature of history is not its mere suggestion of cosmic horror, but rather the particulars of what it’s identified as the source of that horror. Where the orthodox position has been, until now, to treat the universe’s possible unreality and irrationality as the chief instigator of humankind’s existential angst and, in extreme cases, outright gibbering insanity, we’re presented here with an alternative proposition in which the fact of the future’s fixity is treated as anything but reassuring.

Repeatedly throughout the course of the novel, Bucher-Jones stresses the fact of the Spire-induced precognition as a force inherently inimical to the basic functioning of most lifeforms. It’s the foreknowledge of their own descent into a race of warlike, imperialist arms traders that drives the Vo’lach to their grand act of suicide, while Bernice’s brief experience with the Spire’s visions is framed in unmistakably horrific terms, breaking down all sense of comprehensibility in an overwhelming torrent of information.

The implications of the future’s being recast as an object of horror for a book series like the New Adventures, almost perfectly bounded by the lacuna of the 1990s, are inevitably profound and multifarious. This is especially true of the series’ current form, where we’ve been arguing since at least the time of Dragons’ Wrath that the world of the novels is heavily informed by the unique geopolitical status quo as it stood in the nations of the erstwhile Third World between the Cold War’s anticlimactic conclusion and the fresh belligerences of the War on Terror.

On this matter – and many others besides – Ghost Devices is hardly what one could call subtle, but when a novel’s prose style is sufficiently rich and characterful, understatement ceases to be as strong a necessity as it might otherwise be. At one point, Bucher-Jones even dabbles in that old favourite of science fiction authors everywhere, as Bernice directly calls attention to the historical parallels between the attempts of the Vo’lach’s remaining machines at maintaining a galactic balance of power through strategically targeted arms trading and the historical realities of Cold War statecraft.

Indeed, many of the novel’s individual parts will probably be reasonably familiar to any mildly savvy readers of the Virgin books, or viewers of nineties popular culture as a whole. The Vo’lach themselves are arguably just a juxtaposition of the decade’s broader fascination with the immorality of arms trading – having previously fuelled such novels as The Empire of GlassA Device of Death and, yes, going on to be central to Alien Bodies – against the aforementioned post-Cold War trappings of the Benny novels.

Even the finer details of their scheme, having inadvertently set themselves up as gods to the inhabitants of a science fictional analogue for the developing, post-colonial nations of the nineties, bring to mind the Hollow Gods’ manipulation of the Dagellan Cluster back in Death and Diplomacy.

Those of us with an inclination towards unnecessarily grandiose readings of the Benny books’ general thematic arc might fairly view this as a minor gold mine, what with the series’ post-Cold War trappings starting to come undone like this in the very first book after the remarriage and subsequent five month absence of Jason. As the most enduring legacy of Death and Diplomacy, the implication that his presence as a bridge between the early twenty-first century and the late twenty-sixth serves to fix the geopolitics of Benny’s world is a tantalising one, though perhaps not one to take entirely seriously.

But even if we pull back from these more gonzo and outlandish hypotheses, the general impression of Ghost Devices is as a novel that readily proves that most hoary of axioms as to the relative merits of the whole and the sum of its parts. The pleasure of the novel is derived not so much from its individual constituents in isolation, but in their very specific form of interplay. Sure, Andy Lane and Christopher Bulis might have hit upon the nature of arms trading in the 1990s, but would either of them have thought to wed that to a sentient air vent or a living weapons factory that simply wants to change its stock-in-trade and go into the grocery business?

(Dave Stone might have done, but even he would probably balk at the zeal with which Bucher-Jones embraces some of the more esoteric branches of theoretical physics and pseudoscience, namedropping everything from tachyons and the theories of Paul Dirac to the writings of Immanuel Velikovsky and convicted fraudster Erich von Däniken.)

Along these lines, one of the more fascinating ideas contained within the novel’s pages is the extent to which the Vo’lach and the Spire quite literally wield the very possibility of an elemental universal teleology as a weapon with which to strike down other life forms. The notion of a race that would willingly eradicate all life on its home planet just for containing the merest hint of the potential that a stray microbe might, through the mechanisms of evolution, bear out the Spire’s predictions of blood-stained, warlike imperialism is horrifying enough on its own.

It’s surely not for nothing that this is essentially the inverse of a similar twist Gary Russell and Alan Barnes will go on to pull with regards to Rassilon and the Time Lords in Zagreus six years from now. Indeed, with the conspicuous presence of a pair of “Watchmakers” – borrowing Matheson Catcher’s name for the Time Lords from Christmas on a Rational Planet – within the narrative, the repeated identification of the Vo’lach as the “capital G” Gods of the Canopusi is especially eyecatching here in the light of later developments in the New Adventures in the wake of Where Angels Fear, to say nothing of Dead Romance‘s suggestions as to the true nature of the Dellahan Gods.

More than any granular theories of continuity, however, no small part of the horror of such an idea stems from its embrace of an overly neat and linear interpretation of evolution. Certainly, human history is already replete with enough examples of the horror that can be wrought by colonialist powers seeking to lean on Darwin et al. as a means of propping up a eugenicist agenda to ensure that these musings aren’t entirely theoretical in nature, lending a pleasant barbedness to the novel to leaven out the hard, mind-bending physics.

On a much smaller scale, however, the presentation of this mentality as a monstrous and warped thing also doubles as a solid rebuke of the oftentimes shonky understanding of evolution demonstrated by mainstream science fiction. Star Trek in particular repeatedly suggests, with dubious appeals to the mechanisms of natural selecton, that the arc of humanity’s development is a straight line leading from the primordial soup to… well, something, the franchise is always a bit unclear on what exactly.

If you’re watching Genesis, it might be a spider – and simultaneously a small, lemur-like primate, because predetermined evolutionary pathways that somehow lead to different outcomes for individuals of the same species is totally a coherent worldview – whereas Threshold, as we all know, favours the chances of the salamander. This once again serves to demonstrate the basic compatibility of Bucher-Jones and Miles’ artistic sensibilities, slotting neatly alongside Down‘s casually answering “Yes” to the age-old fan debate of “Does the transporter actually just kill you?” and thereby reforging the trappings of Trek as an object of dread.

There is, throughout Ghost Devices, a sense that an overly deterministic attitude towards the arc of history is shown up as being fundamentally inadequate. The faux-Tenomi is, going by initial appearances at least, able to survive the attempt on his life thanks to the complex evolutionary advantage of his additional stomachs, even if it transpires that the Vo’lach Negotiator operating under the guise of Doctor Steadman had planned for that eventuality all along.

During his interrogation at the hands of Mandir, Elspet reflects on his captor’s unduly tidy perception of scientific history, formulating a plan to turn the non-linear nature of science’s progress through the ages to his own purposes. As an additional bonus, this also provides Bucher-Jones with the basis for one of the novel’s best bits, as Elspet’s internal monologue lays down the credoes of his new “Liar’s Theory of Science.”

The precociously, psychopathically violent Morry, meanwhile, is the perfect encapsulation of the perennial nineties fear that the next generation of humanity might be little more than a crop of disaffected, cruel-hearted sadists, and we’re still some seventeen months out from the biggest flashpoint of that line of thought in the wake of the Columbine shooting.

All of these anxieties build naturally and inexorably towards the novel’s climax and probably its boldest and most provocative idea, as Bernice allows the Vo’lach’s missiles to travel back along the history of the Spire, with the structure becoming caught up in a vicious cycle of temporal paradoxes. Eventually, the paradoxes resolve themselves in such a manner as to leave the Spire standing, but with its functioning impeded enough to prevent its stream of tachyons from travelling back across the entirety of the universe’s history.

Confronted with the realisation that said tachyons may have been responsible for the regulation of the universe’s rate of expansion, Benny ends up pondering the possibility that she may have doomed the future to an uncertain wasteland of rampant, unfettered cause and effect. Far from fretting over the cosmological implications, however, the main source of her anxiety lies in the prospect of her having annihilated all the possible futures she’d been witness to in the course of her travels in the TARDIS, eventually driving her to attempt suicide in a rather strikingly bleak coda to what has generally been a relatively fluffy book with moments of implicit darkness. Indeed, it’s probably worth quoting a brief – well, relatively speaking – excerpt from her climactic journal entry here:

Now randomness is seeping under the doors of the universe, and outside it is cold and dark.
From the moment the Spire ceased to function, the future began to be affected by quantum drift, by the endless clatter of the dice that so horrified Einstein, the ultimately meaningless causality of subatomic events. Without the Spire’s relentless time pressure tweaking the universe into certain preordained paths, every non-causal subatomic event that happens now points us towards a spread of futures opening out infinitely in a fractal nightmare. I have planted a tree that has branches upon branches upon branches. Everything I do now, every decision I take, every decision anyone takes now, every drop of sweat that in falling hesitates between two equally probable paths upon a lover’s back splits the world. The future is a grey mist of probabilities.

So obviously, this is the point at which our recurring apophenic fascination with the idea of Ghost Devices as some kind of psychic foreshock of Alien Bodies truly breaks through in full force. It’s almost too perfect: in the book immediately before the Wilderness Years make their most explicit and sustained engagement with the notion of a War in Heaven, Bucher-Jones teases the prospect of Benny’s having brought about a complete collapse of the Doctor Who universe’s underlying chains of causality and comprehensibility. This, in turn, also serves to nod towards the eventual post-revival fate of this period as a walled off lacuna within the franchise’s larger continuity.

The implications spanning out from this one seemingly unassuming book, by any reasonable yardstick, are truly dizzying, almost rivalling those of Alien Bodies itself. The fact that we’re needing to lean rather heavily on the “almost” in “almost too perfect” here is, in a sense, largely immaterial, as is the novel’s pulling back from these most Earth-shattering of its intimations.

When all is said and done, Benny can’t ever really be explicitly responsible for the complete teleological unshackling of the universe and the consignment of Original Sin to a nebulous, Ancestor Cell-like haze of non-canonicity, if for no deeper reason than that we’re just one month away from a Raymond Chandler riff starring Chris Cwej. Written by Terrance Dicks, no less, an author who manages the improbable feat of being even less likely than someone like Lane or Bulis to turn out a treatise on the nature of history and paradox.

But in its own way, this feels entirely appropriate. Viewed with the benefit of hindsight, the period of Doctor Who in which writers are actively playing with the War and all its attendant concepts is defined by nothing so much as a consistent pulling back from the series-demolishing conclusions to their own trains of thought. The prospect of Bernice Summerfield killing herself in a fit of nihilistic dejection is of a piece with the Doctor’s being slain in the first battle of the War in Heaven, in that they’re both potential futures that can never be concretely depicted without entirely disposing of any pretensions towards a novel line based around those characters.

All of this might very well sound as if I’m building up to a criticism of the essential nature of Ghost Devices, but I’m not, or at least not entirely. Taken as a novel, Ghost Devices is an exceedingly fascinating and worthwhile piece of work, even if I could quite fairly point to any number of minor annoyances within it.

To pick just one example, while Bucher-Jones might share an affinity for the ideas of Lawrence Miles, one can’t entirely avoid the sneaking suspicion that he also shares Miles’ weaknesses in the business of creating actual characters rather than individuals with snappily high-concept backstories. Regardless, I’m almost certain that it’ll wind up being my favourite book in the five-month period between Down and Walking to Babylon, all told, unless Dicks and Bulis improbably choose to pull out all the stops for their own efforts.

The bigger problem here, insofar as there is one, is that the tricks Ghost Devices tries to pull simply aren’t sustainable in this particular context, at least in the long term. Even this wouldn’t necessarily be nearly so awkward on its own, especially since the book’s status as a Benny novel largely liberates it from the business of having to be overly concerned with how it moves Doctor Who forward.

For better or for worse, though – and the fact that the War arc ended up giving rise to any number of books which are still reasonably well-regarded among those corners of fandom devoted enough to still be giving them the time of day means that I could definitely see it going either way – we’re about to enter a period of time in which these same unsustainable tricks are going to become standard operating procedure, and it thus behooves us to be a tad more thoughtful in our appraisal than we might have had cause to under different circumstances.

“The future [is] alive,” Bucher-Jones’ final sentence reassures us. Now all that remains is to put that theory to the test.

Miscellaneous Observations

He kind of got lost in the shuffle of my grand game of word association and historiographic musings, but Clarence is a rather nice addition to the NAs’ increasingly robust supporting cast. Having him named by Benny herself in a deliberate reference to It’s a Wonderful Life was a particularly deft touch that manages to fit with her well-established love of twentieth century popular culture while also obliquely foreshadowing his role in saving her from her attempted suicide at the close of the novel.

The most remarkable thing about his character as presented here is just how well his amnesia-clouded backstory fits with the eventual twist introduced by Justin Richards in Tears of the Oracle. (And it was, indeed, primarily a retrospective twist on the part of Richards, at least if The Inside Story‘s citation of an old mailing list message from Bucher-Jones himself is to be believed.)

Lawrence Miles’ “I always intended for the NAs and EDAs to be set in different, bottled universes” claim also continues to take more and more damage ahead of the namechecking of Tyler’s Folly in Alien Bodies, with Bucher-Jones referencing Ordifica a little under two years prior to Interference. Actually, Miles himself got there first back in Down, because this whole situation wasn’t remotely confusing enough.

There’s probably something to be said for Bucher-Jones’ dabbling with simulationism in giving Benny a mild existential crisis over whether she can be sure that she isn’t just another predictive algorithm in the mind of God back. We could trot out the standard roster of late nineties texts dabbling in similar ideas, from eXistenZ and The Matrix through to The Truman Show and Dark City.

One would probably also want to note here Bucher-Jones’ own recurring preoccupation with the particulars of the relationship between art and reality – consider once more the title of his debut novel, most obviously – but this post is getting more than long enough as is, so I vote we put a pin in these ideas and circle back around to them when we do The Taking of Planet 5 and Grimm Reality, yeah?

With that being said, Bernice’s troubled reaction at the prospect of her being handed a God-generated final draft of her eternally in-progress sequel to Down Among the Dead Men has certainly aged uncannily well in this era of AI-generated writing.

Final Thoughts

Welp, that was definitely one of my more abstruse posts in a while. I had a lot of fun writing it, and I hope it was just as enjoyable to read. All of this could simply be a case of my succumbing to the joys of post-COVID brain fog, but I like to think there’s still something worthwhile to be found in amongst my ramblings. And really, hasn’t that always been the blog’s mission statement in a nutshell?

In any event, I won’t keep you here for too long, since I think we’ve danced around the main event for long enough. Next time we dive headfirst into the War in Heaven as Lawrence Miles makes his first contribution to the Eighth Doctor Adventures with Alien Bodies. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: Beyond the Sun by Matthew Jones (or, “Un Cercle Au-Delà du Soleil”)

One of the trends which we’ve observed over the course of the New Adventures has been the gradual shift away from the series’ penchant for lobbing out a scattershot barrage of fans-turned-authors in its early days. Instead, the range moved towards a model that increasingly came to rely upon a few trusted stalwarts who could be relied upon to turn in a novel with a minimum of fuss, hopefully with the added benefit of that novel being basically functional within the strictures of the medium.

To more plainly illustrate this contrast, all we really need to do is compare the NAs’ slate for 1993 to that of 1995. The former year was overwhelmingly dominated by first-time authors, with the only exceptions to this rule of thumb being Nigel Robinson and Jim Mortimore, and although the latter had previously collaborated with Andy Lane on Lucifer RisingBlood Heat remained his first solo outing, so its inclusion alongside a novel like Birthright ought to come with a bit of an asterisk.

By 1995, however, the only New Adventure to be written by a newcomer to the world of Doctor Who was Dave Stone’s Sky Pirates! Even then, Stone was hardly what you could call a novice by that stage, having cut his teeth on the British comics scene with numerous credits for the Judge Dredd Megazine in the early 1990s before migrating to Virgin’s own short-lived line of Judge Dredd tie-in novels, for which he wrote a total of three instalments. For a series that only lasted nine books, that’s certainly no mean feat.

While some might respond to this shift by decrying the novels for their “cliquishness,” we ought not lose sight of the fact that this is really just part and parcel of the process that any long-running series needs to engage in if it hopes to have a shot at actually running for a long time.

Peter Darvill-Evans’ open submissions policy, indirectly echoing a similar edict made by Michael Piller over on the third season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, is rightfully lauded as a brilliant decision. On the most obvious level, presuming you’re the type to care about such things, it helps to ensure that “real fans” with a deep and abiding love for the source material are in a position of shepherding the franchise.

And sure, for all that the subsequent decades may have seen this logic run riot to the detriment of Doctor Who and many other series besides, it was a fundamentally sound idea in the context of a cancelled television programme which nobody had any reason to suspect would ever return. Letting people like Paul Cornell write novels like Revelation was a better game plan for the series in the long term than entrusting it to the same old group of Target veterans, at least one of whom had been working on Doctor Who since the first government of Harold Wilson.

But crucially, this policy of open submissions was only the first step. The greatest strength of the early New Adventures was that they were willing to entertain novels from anyone, and their greatest flaw was… that they were willing to entertain novels from anyone. I may have said it before, but it’s worth reiterating that for every Paul Cornell or Kate Orman that this period produced, you also had an Andrew Hunt or a Neil Penswick. The series would undeniably have been weaker for not allowing this wild, experimental sense of reckless creative abandon, but if you’re aiming to be a consistently entertaining source of fresh Doctor Who, you eventually need to pare things back a bit.

Under Rebecca Levene, then, the Virgin line gradually moved closer to achieving that goal, and the results spoke for themselves. Though the early NAs had their fair share of triumphs, it seems just about inarguable that the lineup of a year like 1995 – wherein the weakest novel was probably the deeply flawed but still interesting Toy Soldiers – represented a substantial improvement over what had come before, and the development of a consistent and reliable pool of writers from those initial submissions was a key component of that success.

It’s perhaps telling that Lawrence Miles, who can probably quite uncontroversially be dubbed the author with the most influence upon the coming shape of the world of Doctor Who novels to have made their debut in this late period of the NAs, had actually submitted a proposed storyline for the book that would become Christmas on a Rational Planet some considerable time earlier, only for it to get lost amidst the slush pile until being idly rediscovered by Gareth Roberts. The novel might quite rightly feel like an anomaly amongst the general trend of Virgin choosing to focus on consolidating their existing writers, but that’s only because it was quite literally grounded in the ethos typified by Darvill-Evans’ editorship.

And then you have Matthew Jones. It is, admittedly, a bit of a stretch to portray Jones as some completely untested novice who sprang out of the ether fully-formed upon the publication of Bad Therapy in December 1996, having already established himself as a known quantity in the vaunted corridors of 1990s Who fandom through his regular Fluid Links column in the pages of Doctor Who Magazine.

Indeed, he’d even contributed The Nine-Day Queen to Lost Property, the second of Virgin’s Decalog short story collections, though it must be said that it wasn’t a story I much cared for in the final telling, taking some rather inelegant shortcuts in establishing its central historical tragedy that left its attempts at emotional heft feeling blunt and underdeveloped.

Yet with all of that being said, Bad Therapy still remained his debut full-length novel, and the new and expanded format seemed to do Jones a world of good, allowing him the space to sketch a quietly moving tale about loneliness and empathy which befitted the vaguely dispirited and dejected mood among certain sects of fandom in the twilight months of the Virgin line.

At the time of its initial publication, it seems fair to say that it was a bit of a difficult book to process, with its emotional stakes being so heavily tied to Roz’s death in the as-yet unpublished So Vile a Sin. Perhaps this confusion at least partially accounts for its conspicuously low placement on the Sullivan rankings, coming in at #20 and missing out on the apparent boost afforded other novels in the New Adventures’ endgame, not-so-narrowly avoiding the fate of being the lowest-rated of the final five books thanks to the widely lambasted Eternity Weeps, which fell at #48.

With Beyond the Sun, by contrast, we’re looking at a book that seems to have received a considerably warmer reception. Among the twenty-three Bernice-led NAs, it’s the highest-rated that we’ve looked at so far, sitting squarely in fourth place, while Oh No It Isn’t! and Dragons’ Wrath only managed to reach eleventh and twelfth, respectively. We won’t be talking about a novel that bests that score until we get to Walking to Babylon some seven months and twenty books hence.

Look at the composition of that top three, however, and the results are quite telling. We have, as mentioned, a tragic historical romance from Kate Orman, a universe-spanning, format-bending epic courtesy of Lawrence Miles at the height of his authorial powers and relevance, and a novel deliberately designed by the Benny novels’ most prolific contributor to wrap up as many of the series’ loose threads as possible in a suitably show-stopping fashion.

These are all books that look remarkably like “safe bets,” and while Beyond the Sun‘s 75.8% rating isn’t too extraordinary – placing it somewhere between Return of the Living Dad and Happy Endings, which occupy eighteenth and nineteenth place among the Doctor-led NAs – the fact that a second-time author like Jones should manage such a warm reception is interesting enough that it bears remarking upon.

In Bernice Summerfield: The Inside Story, Jones himself even reflects on Beyond the Sun as being a more mature and original work than Bad Therapy, crediting his debut New Adventure as “an imitation of several of the others – mostly Paul Cornell’s.” Personally, I think Jones sells himself a bit short – even if it is a self-evident Cornell imitation in some respects, it’s a very good Cornell imitation, which is more than a lot of other first-time novelists can manage – but I can understand the general thrust of his judgment.

Certainly, it’s reflected in the contemporary opinion of DWM‘s own Dave Owen. Having given Bad Therapy a mixed yet still broadly positive review, and noting Jones’ clear fannish affection for the New Adventures as a worthwhile corner of Doctor Who in their own right, his assessment of Beyond the Sun came straight to the point: “Within his opening chapter, Matthew Jones convinces that he has significantly developed his storytelling technique since Bad Therapy.”

Of course, although it could hardly have been obvious to fans at the time, this newfound critical success in the Virgin novels was something of a false dawn for Jones, and anyone harbouring hopes that he might become a shining light among the latter-day New Adventures authors in the vein of a Miles or a Stone was likely to be disappointed, with Beyond the Sun ultimately proving to be his last full-length Doctor Who-adjacent novel in the Wilderness Years.

But equally, the benefit of hindsight proves particularly illuminating here. While Jones might be largely departing the narrative at this point, he only does so by dint of moving outside the bounds of the way I’ve opted to tell the story of the Wilderness Years, rather than by outright ceasing to be influential on the direction of Doctor Who, per se.

Not long after the publication of Beyond the Sun, Jones managed to secure a position as a storyliner on Coronation Street on the strength of a recommendation from Gareth Roberts, joining the list of “NA authors turned soapsmiths” alongside such luminaries as Rebecca Levene, Lance Parkin, Paul Cornell and, indeed, Roberts himself.

This, in turn, contributed directly to his being offered the position of script editor on Russell T. Davies’ Queer as Folk, which we can now plainly recognise as being not just Jones’ proverbial “big break,” but also an absolutely pivotal part of the larger story of how Doctor Who managed to pull itself out of the rut of irrelevance and widespread public mockery in which it found itself throughout the Wilderness Years.

In much the same way that we made a big deal out of Keith Topping and Martin Day’s decision to announce their arrival to BBC Books sans Cornell with The Devil Goblins from Neptune, we’re once again faced with the impression that the strongest narrative thread running through 1997 for the Doctor Who and Bernice Summerfield novels is predominantly one of transition, and of trying to figure out how to continue telling worthwhile stories in the face of a rapidly shifting status quo.

As it turns out, Beyond the Sun‘s answer to this conundrum is just about the same as that arrived at by Justin Richards with Dragons’ Wrath, reintroducing a prominent recurring guest star from the NAs’ past. In this case, rather than the enigmatic and erudite schemer Irving Braxiatel, Jones opts to reacquaint us with one Jason Peter Kane, making his first appearance since the breakdown of his marriage to Benny in Eternity Weeps some six months prior.

While it might have been possible to have a solo Benny series without the character of Braxiatel – yes, as Richards says, it certainly helps to have a Doctor-like raissoneur to hand, but there’s no inherent reason that this has to be Brax, besides the quite reasonable point that he’s just a terribly fun character to have around – the return of Jason feels virtually inevitable. He’s a character wholly original to Virgin who is fundamentally tied to Bernice, having been tailormade to offer up a reason for her departure as a regular travelling companion of the Doctor all the way back in Death and Diplomacy.

Even if the writers had chosen to never bring him back at all – which was already looking unlikely in the extreme once it became clear that Dave Stone was going to be writing one of the first four novels in the retooled line – the emotionally turbulent dissolution of the chief protagonist’s marriage is the type of event that is quite difficult to brush past.

(Then again, I imagine Charlene Connor might have a thing or two to say on this subject once we get around to Deadfall…)

So sure, while the decision may have been made to split up the Summerfield-Kanes just eight months after they were married in a big, show-stopping fiftieth New Adventure extravaganza, Jason pretty much always had a non-zero chance of returning to the series, in-the-flesh or otherwise.

In fact, Virgin have proved commendably reluctant to define Benny’s arc solely around the absence of Jason. While books like The Dying Days and Oh No It Isn’t! referred back to the emotional fallout of the divorce, it never felt as if Bernice’s character was being boiled down to nothing more than a vehicle for exploring some brand new divorce-tinged flavour of the proverbial NA angst that is somewhat reductively viewed as having been the series’ stock-in-trade.

On the contrary, Parkin and Cornell seemed far more concerned with the rather pressing business of proving that they had inherited a lead character who was well-rounded enough to compete with the Doctor in the protagonist sweepstakes. For the record, it’s also interesting to note that Dragons’ Wrath never once directly invokes Jason’s name at all.

Entering into Beyond the Sun, then, it would be all too easy to run with an overly superficial reading of Jason’s return and suggest that Jones has somehow betrayed the convictions of the NAs in keeping our two time-travelling adventurers apart until this point, but such a reading isn’t really supported by the text of the novel itself.

Even if we perform a very rudimentary and basic examination of the novel’s structure, the most significant warping of narrative gravity that Jason is able to achieve is only brought about as a consequence of his kidnapping by the Sunless. He is, in effect, little more than a gender-swapped “damsel in distress” here, which is a gesture so profoundly and cheekily casual in its needling of the standard heteronormative underpinnings of this sort of adventure fiction that one can only imagine the outcry among the usual suspects of modern Doctor Who fandom if it were tried today.

(In fact, this sense of an uninhibited ruffling of heteronormativity’s proverbial feathers runs through the whole book. It’s not for nothing, after all, that the novel also features an extended sequence in which Benny, Emile and Tameka manage to incite a riot by putting on a particularly politically incendiary drag show which directly evokes one of the more iconic scenes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and that’s before you get to the more blatant manifestations like Emile’s entire character arc being predicated upon the same explicit grappling with themes of queer identity that fuelled so much of Bad Therapy.)

This reflects another important fundamental truth of Beyond the Sun, which is to say that it is undeniably Bernice’s story, even if it is perhaps a bridge too far to label it an out-and-out character piece rather than an action-adventure lark with more dashes of introspection than the statistical average established by its two direct predecessors. By July 1997, we’ve seen Benny take a prominent role in nearly fifty full-length novels spanning almost half a decade, and the extent to which her place in the New Adventures needs to be properly and categorically outlined at this stage is lessened considerably by sheer dint of that self-same longevity.

Accordingly, every novel since The Dying Days has really just been an exercise in crashing Bernice Summerfield into whatever type of narrative takes the authors’ fancy, carrying on the type of inter-genre experimentation that had practically become second nature to Doctor Who by the nineties.

While there are certainly shades of this peculiarly Who-like narrative alchemy to be found in Beyond the Sun‘s final form – most obviously in Jones’ quite plainly having taken inspiration from Ursula K. Le Guin’s 1974 classic of science fiction, The Dispossessed, to the point of extending a suitably cordial and knowing tip of the hat in the naming of the Ursulans – the novel ultimately seems preoccupied with the question of what it really means for Benny to have assumed the role of the New Adventures’ chief protagonist, which is a question that the novels have largely shied away from interrogating in too much depth to this point.

In this respect, it is arguably in its final passages that the novel most plainly articulates its underlying conception of Bernice as a character, as she reflects upon a necklace she had fashioned earlier on as a statement of her own personal ethics, reading thus:

Bernice Summerfield is a human being. And as such she is all too capable of being cruel and cowardly. And yet, while she is often caught up in violent events, she endeavours to remain a woman of peace.

The resonances with Terrance Dicks’ famous description of the Doctor in 1972’s The Making of Doctor Who as being a man of peace who is never cruel or cowardly are so obvious as to almost go without saying, but it should be noted that Jones subtly tweaks the phrasing of that original quote in reiterating it here.

The Making of Doctor Who favoured a more overtly and unambiguously absolutist stance in its proclamations, as one might perhaps expect from Dicks. As a writer, his moral and political compass can pretty reliably be characterised as being possessed of a rather adamant and strident certitude in what he sees as the basic truths of the world.

At its best, this is an approach which can be rather endearing in the simplicity of its black-and-white ethical pronouncements. And really, for all that Dicks has come in for a bit of a lashing in the pages of this blog lately, I’d be remiss if I neglected to mention that there’s also a completely understandable reason why quotes like “Never cruel or cowardly” have endured, to the point where Steven Moffat could build the entire emotional arc of the programme’s fiftieth anniversary out of the line in The Day of the Doctor.

Yet at its worst, it’s just as easy for this sense of surety and conviction to become a vice rather than a virtue. If you want me to provide evidence for this claim… well, like I say, I think I’ve ragged on The Eight Doctors and its embarrassingly reductive take on the rise of crack cocaine quite enough for the moment, so we’ll just leave it at that.

Moreover, the overall aesthetic of the New Adventures actively cut against Dicks’ uncompromising moral ethos, which perhaps goes some way towards explaining why novels like ExodusBlood Harvest and Shakedown often felt like strange – albeit generally entertaining – artistic cul-de-sacs when placed among their contemporaries.

The claim I’m making here isn’t, as you so often hear from some of the NAs’ more vocal detractors, that the books wholeheartedly embraced “morally ambiguous” storytelling. On the contrary, the series was, in its shrewder moments, extremely unambiguous as to the more heinous and objectionable aspects of the Seventh Doctor’s modus operandi. However, this understanding was frequently balanced with a willingness to suggest that the character was still desperately trying, in his own way, to live up to the kind of classical and virtuous heroism so clearly favoured by writers like Dicks.

In regards to Benny and her climactic personal epiphany in Beyond the Sun, it’s undoubtedly deeply significant that the novel in which Paul Cornell introduced the character was also among the first to explicitly incorporate the Dicks quote into its narrative, pulling the line from the ethereal realm of the paratext into the text itself.

What’s more, it’s particularly telling that this trick was performed as a means of establishing the series’ newfound Doctor-companion relationship, particularly when contrasted against the recently-imploded dynamic enjoyed by the television incarnation of Ace.

The suggestion that the Doctor found himself incapable of recognising the person hinted at by the descriptor of “Never cruel or cowardly,” as reinforced by a typically cutting reply from Benny, very quickly and concisely outlined our not-quite-Professor’s unique ability to cut through the Ka Faraq Gatri’s grandiose aspirations towards mystique. Not to be outdone, it also effectively marked the point at which it became undeniable that the NAs would be taking it upon themselves to tell the story of the Doctor’s journey back to that more heroic archetype.

(Well OK, that was the theory. In practice, this idea really developed in fits and starts, as evinced by the way the books were just as likely to serve up riveting stories about the Doctor teaming up with William Blake to take on the Jack the Ripper murders. But hey, the intent was there!)

If we wanted to be unduly snide and acerbic about all this, we could perhaps crack wise about how Jones hasn’t actually managed to escape his being labelled a Cornell imitator in quite as successful a fashion as he might have hoped, but really, at that point we’re just skirting dangerously close to snark for snark’s sake.

In a very real sense, it was pretty much inevitable that any attempt to tackle the question of what distinguishes Bernice from the Doctor as the New Adventures’ chief protagonist was going to have to pull heavily from Cornell in one way or another. After all, between Love and War and Oh No It Isn’t!, he’d now managed the rather surreal feat of defining the character’s place within the series not once, but twice.

So for all that Jones is quite clearly riffing on the single most influential author to ever write for Benny, and arguably for the NAs as a whole, he’s doing so in a way that feels endearing rather than hackneyed or plagiaristic. It feels like a wholly logical extrapolation from the series’ prevailing attitude towards the Doctor’s heroism, with all manner of wonderful antecedents I could point to, whether that be the juggling scene in The Also People or the conversation in Return of the Living Dad where the Time Lord decides – in conversation with Benny herself, no less – upon “He really did the best he could” as the most apt epitaph for his hypothetical gravestone.

Here, at long last, the New Adventures seem truly content with the knowledge that they have found themselves a decidedly human protagonist, wholly divorced from any of the more supernatural or mythological trappings associated with Time’s Champion. Even if Benny can never realistically hope to live up to the splendour and valour implicit in Dicks’ conception of the Doctor, that doesn’t make her efforts to hold herself to that high moral standard any less worthwhile.

Indeed, in introducing Bernice, Jones stresses her peculiar sense of warmth and humanity, making the rather shrewd choice to keep the character at a distance for the first few chapters. We join the action – barring a brief prologue featuring Kitzinger on Ursu – not with Benny herself, but with the two archaeology students who basically assume the role of her pseudo-companions for the duration of the book, allowing Tameka to offer her own assessment of her tutor ahead of their first proper meeting. Even when we transition to the dig on Apollox 4, we don’t get treated to a scene from Bernice’s perspective until her conversation with Jason at the restaurant.

It’s an approach which feels rather consciously chosen, effectively signalling at the earliest opportunity that this is a novel which is going to be more directly concerned with questions of character relationships and interactions than was true of the series’ two previous releases. Furthermore, Jones is just about talented enough that the final results prove rather complimentary, as one might have been led to expect from a writer who made their debut with a book like Bad Therapy.

Actually, it’s worth taking our regularly-scheduled pause at this juncture to note one of the more glaring issues with the Big Finish audio adaptation, namely the complete omission of any scenes set before the Apollox dig. Like so many of the changes in that first season of audio dramas, it’s clearly just a concession to the realities of financing and recording such a production, but the removal of some rather effective early character moments for Emile and Tameka speaks well to some of the pitfalls of this particular adaptation, as Jones himself – having been the only author to actually choose to adapt their own book rather than just handing the job to Jacqueline Rayner – quite readily concedes in The Inside Story.

It’s not that the adaptation is quite as amateurishly unlistenable and clunkily truncated as was the case with Dragons’ Wrath, but more than any other novel chosen to receive the audio treatment, Beyond the Sun feels extremely poorly-suited to the process, with the nature of the medium pretty much requiring characters to loudly declaim reflections that had been wholly internal in the original book. All of this is very much a tangent – I know, I know, spare your gasps of surprise that I would go on tangents in one of these reviews – but I do think it’s a good way of illustrating just how much of the story’s success is tied up in its characters rather than its plot.

(And on the plus side, you’re now spared my discussing the audio drama adaptations at least until the time of Walking to Babylon.)

Viewed from a plot perspective, the story of Beyond the Sun is really one of the most traditional New Adventures narratives imaginable for much of its length. Stripped to its bare essentials, it’s really just the tale of Benny finding herself caught up in the perilous hunt for a McGuffin believed to be a crucial component of a hideously powerful ancient weapon. Granted, a weapon might not perfectly fit the “evil from the dawn of time” bill quite as well as someone like Fenric – it’s a bit like comparing a .45 Colt to Cthulhu, really – but we’re clearly still riffing on conceptual territory that is very familiar for the series at this late stage of its life-cycle.

The final twist in the story, then, is actually supremely clever on Jones’ part, without being needlessly deceptive to the point of unfairness. By the climax the audience has long since been lulled into a reasonable state of security, thinking that they’ve got a handle on the narrative stakes, simple though they are in order to allow the character stuff room to breathe.

More to the point, the novel has pitched its tent pretty squarely in the bleaker end of the tonal spectrum, what with the stark dismality of its portrait of Ursulan life under Sunless occupation, complete with a particularly harrowing flashback sequence that probably comes closer than any New Adventure since Just War to sketching the brutal mechanics of collaboration with an occupying enemy regime.

In this context, the revelation that the visionary figurines do not in fact power a weapon with powers beyond the sun, but rather power the native star of the Sunless’ homeworld beyond its natural life, is a nice little piece of optimistic subversion that manages to land with just the right amount of showiness to be satisfying without becoming infuriating.

It’s certainly a far cry from “Just this once, everybody lives!”, but it’s clever nonetheless, particularly with the added touch that Benny manages to suss out the truth before anyone else by cluing into the improper syntax in an earlier computerised translation of some ancient symbols. Not only does this provide a nice affirmation that it won’t just be Justin Richards who’ll allow the character to apply her archaeological know-how to the problems at hand, but it also handily reiterates the novel’s core idea of the human element being the most crucial of all, and of the inability of cold and detached logic to replicate it.

But on top of all of that, we have the rather delicious added irony that is Nikolas and Iranda being the real visionaries, having to sacrifice themselves to the device in order reignite the sun, and it’s this reveal which really introduces an extra layer of complexity to everything we’ve just sat through, while still feeling organically set up by a number of clues scattered throughout the book.

Admittedly, the only developments of any great thematic import here are primarily centred around Iranda, as it’s very difficult to get a proper handle on Nikolas’ character beyond his rather generic status as a suitably moustache-twirling, smarmy villainous creep. It’s no doubt significant that Jones saw fit to elide his character in the audio drama with that of Iranda to become Miranda, as voiced by Sophie Aldred. Even accepting the extent to which this might have just been another purely budgetary decision, it’s a little hard not to read it as something of a quiet admission that the two characters fill very similar narrative niches and aren’t particularly distinct from one another, and it’s a rare instance of the audio drama’s storytelling proving more elegant than the novel’s.

Putting all of that aside, however, (M)iranda becomes a deeply interesting character in light of this third-act twist. As might be expected of an author who made a name for himself writing a non-fiction column in Doctor Who Magazine, Jones proves no stranger to layering on the paratextual allusions, starting with the title of Beyond the Sun itself, which was a working title for at least The Daleks and The Edge of Destruction in the very earliest days of Doctor Who, if not An Unearthly Child as well. Because apparently it’s an unspoken rule that every review of this book must draw attention to that fact…

With the big hubbub made over Iranda and Nikolas having been an illicit addition to their Eight, and the conspicuous naming of the Blooms – genetic engineering devices which allow Ursulans to reproduce without sex – Beyond the Sun can’t help but evoke Marc Platt’s controversial deep dive into Gallifreyan history and the Doctor’s own rather anomalous biological beginnings in Lungbarrow some four months earlier, a connection which Dave Owen proved all too eager to point out in his review. Even the choice of the number eight feels particularly notable in a post-TV movie fandom, to say nothing of the way that Jason is quite literally described as having become Iranda’s “travelling companion” since last we saw him.

The natural assumption here would be to say that Iranda is plainly meant to be a Doctor stand-in, but the case for that claim certainly doesn’t appear as clear-cut as one might expect upon closer examination. If anything, there’s just as much grounds to label her role as being somewhat analogous to that of a traditional companion, even before you factor in stuff like the audio’s casting of Aldred, an actress inextricably tied to the same McCoy era milieu that spawned the New Adventures and, ultimately, Benny herself.

A further tangential irony sets in – although at this point “coincidence” feels an increasingly appropriate descriptor – when one takes into account the fact that Bernice had, at this point, come to be associated with Lisa Bowerman, who had herself played Karra, the last character to die in the classic series in Survival.

While I fully submit that I’m perhaps not so much reaching for straws here as I am spontaneously collapsing a sufficiently large star in the hopes of catching a few tufts of vegetation in the resultant black hole’s event horizon, it does still strike me that this blurring of the roles of companion and Doctor should figure so prominently in a book concerned with questions of individual self-determination – surely at least partially another legacy of the novel’s taking such heavy inspiration from Le Guin – particularly as it applies to the New Adventures’ first and most popular original companion.

Naming the character Miranda, or an abridged form thereof, also carries deeper resonances beyond Doctor Who, bringing to mind her namesake from William Shakespeare’s The Tempest, whose presentation within the play has served as the foundation for a veritable bevy of feminist analysis. Most such analyses of the Shakespearean Miranda typically focus on her status as the play’s only female character, reading her as something of an idealised Jacobean era representation of female virtue, being defined primarily by her subordination to her father Prospero.

The application of her name to a character in a novel that seems to so consciously blur the lines between Doctor and companion consequently feels like a rather pertinent choice on Jones’ part. Indeed, the reveal of Iranda being one of the visionaries is a satisfyingly layered twist. On the most superficial of levels, it’s a loud and forceful reiteration of Beyond the Sun‘s sympathy for a humanist, empathetic sort of individualism.

(In fact, it ought to be acknowledged that this is a theme with an established precedent in Jones’ debut novel as well, with Bad Therapy effectively grounding Doctor Who‘s genesis in the human capacity for empathy in the face of the cruel and chaotic world of 1950s Britain; the revival of the Sunless’ native star with the use of humans – well, Ursulans – as fuel is really just another, more literal iteration of the pseudo-Ebertian “empathy machine” suggested by the earlier novel.)

Yet at the same time, there remains something faintly horrifying about Iranda’s fate. It’s certainly hard to imagine you’d be able to find many readers who’d argue that she didn’t deserve some form of comeuppance for the whole “aiding a brutal, militaristic regime in the invasion of her home planet” thing, but in being forced into her slot in the machine by Bernice, she finds herself reduced to an object even as the triumph of individuality is asserted.

That’s not a criticism of the novel by any means, and I do like that the book is willing to push Benny to some murky places, while still demonstrating greater thoughtfulness about the whole thing than having her blow up a ship of religious zealots without batting an eye like St Anthony’s Fire. Which we still haven’t received a single further reference to after over thirty NAs, by the way. Just in case you were keeping track.

You could even construct a reasonably plausible reading of Benny’s besting Miranda as a particularly dramatic manifestation of her capacity to overcome Sandifer’s age-old Problem of Susan. In managing to displace the Doctor and anchor her own spin-off series – and to prove so successful at it that said series is still going strong over twenty-five years later – she has effectively stepped outside the tension between objectification and self-actualisation that so frequently defines the role of the companion within Doctor Who.

Emile and Tameka only reinforce the sense that there’s an attempt here to move the franchise beyond its stereotypical mould of companions, even in the absence of a Doctor proper. The former’s grappling with his sexuality provides him with a nice arc, feeling like the next logical step for gay representation in the New Adventures after Chris and David’s dalliance in Damaged Goods, and ever-so-subtly sows the first seeds of a chain of causality linking that book to Queer as Folk and eventually to characters like Jack Harkness in the 2005 revival.

Tameka is, perhaps, slightly closer to the conventional companion archetype, but she still feels subversive in her own way. For all that the idea of a hot-headed, vaguely gothic university student with a penchant for wearing makeup and dressing in “Vampire Chic” fashion might sound like a bit of a recipe for disaster, she actually comes across as a far more believable and well-rounded character than Sam Jones ever did in The Eight Doctors, and it’s nice that her makeup is allowed to be essential to the resolution of the plot, even if it isn’t perhaps the most elegant of storytelling shortcuts.

(I also can’t help but wonder if the inclusion of a story relating the waning of her childhood passion for chemistry after her teacher’s unenthusiastic response to her successfully performing a litmus test was intended as an inversion of a similar beat involving Susan and Ian in An Unearthly Child. I know, I know, black holes and tufts of vegetation, but even so…)

It also helps convey the idea that these new Bernice-led NAs are continuing to commit to the expansion of their recurring cast rather than just reintroducing old series favourites, a notion which has largely been conspicuous by its absence since every author besides Paul Cornell seemingly decided on a whim to ditch the colourful cast of academics he set up in Oh No It Isn’t!

Even at this stage there’s still a certain amount of hedging from the series, as Emile and Tameka go on to pretty much disappear from the books after a short return in Deadfall in three months’ time. While Emile would be lucky enough to eventually figure pretty prominently in the Gods arc after Where Angels Fear, Tameka wouldn’t be quite so lucky, only returning for the naming ceremony of Peter Summerfield in 2002’s The Glass Prison. Still, the intent is clearly there to create a robust recurring cast, even if it took the writers a little while to fully capitalise on the potential of their characters.

Finally, it’s interesting to see the series further develop its distinctly post-Cold War conception of galactic geopolitics, along with the notion that Dellah is basically surrounded by a bunch of smaller, developing planetary systems picking up the pieces after the Galactic War that was certainly not fought with any genocidal pepperpots I could care to name.

The Sunless are, on one level, quite plainly supposed to be generic stand-ins for fascism, and yet, as with the description of Nusek as a “warlord” in Dragons’ Wrath, the decision to cast them as victims of corporate colonialism also roots them in a far more interesting sort of political allegory. The extent to which companies like Krytell can casually dominate conversations among Emile and Tameka might just be some none-too-subtle foreshadowing for Ship of Fools, but it also speaks rather well to the decade’s fears of a global economy that was becoming increasingly centralised in the hands of a few ultra-powerful megacorporations.

Re:Generations had already suggested that the history of Earth and the history of the corporations were, in many key respects, nigh indistinguishable, and the attention paid to ensuring general cohesion in the series’ view of Earth’s future history, much like the efforts to establish a recurring guest cast, does wonders when it comes to marking the series out as having its own distinct identity.

Even if the basic structure of Ursu might be lifted from The Dispossessed, the underlying idea that some might choose to opt out of Earth’s influence – paging Michael Eddington… – feels logical enough given all the available evidence suggesting that the Earth of the NAs’ future is a pretty crappy place on the whole, which I feel helps offset any potential criticisms of unoriginality. Look, if I can give The Also People a pass despite Aaronovitch’s self-admitted transplantation of Iain M. Banks’ Culture series, I don’t think I have much of a leg to stand on here when it comes to decrying artistic appropriation.

(For the sake of illustrating how much Beyond the Sun feels of a piece with the New Adventures of yesteryear, not only does Jones manage to hit on the same presciently pessimistic view of a post-Google Internet dominated by corporations as Lance Parkin did in Secrets of the Black Planet, but he also works in an affectionate nod to Warhead with the naming of the academically stingy Butler Project, which feels appropriate given that Cartmel and his War trilogy were really the first up to bat when it came to these ideas of big business dominating Earth’s future, at least in the New Adventures.)

So, does Beyond the Sun live up to its status as the canonical “best” Benny NA thus far? Well, it’s difficult to compare it with a novel like Oh No It Isn’t!, given just how much of a departure from form that outing was, but I’d say it manages to rise comfortably above something like Dragons’ Wrath, and I can certainly understand why fans would respond more strongly to it.

It’s got some big sci-fi ideas to which it commits wholeheartedly, even if they mightn’t be the most original in the world, it’s populated with a cast of likeable characters while never losing sight of Bernice, and it tactfully handles Jason’s reintroduction and the establishment of Benny’s conflicted emotions towards him. Three books in, and the New Adventures have a pretty solid batting average so far. What more could a fan wish for?

(And perhaps most importantly of all, the Björk reference was cute. Clunky, but cute.)

Miscellaneous Observations

For all that I generally enjoyed the whole drag sequence, it was slightly soured by the decision to have Tameka drop the T slur in describing a dragged-up Emile at one point. It’s a throwaway line, but it’s enough to make you go “Oh wait we’re still in the nineties, aren’t we?”

In a similar vein, and freely accepting that this doesn’t have anything to do with the book itself, I can’t help but roll my eyes at the part in Dave Owen’s review where he says that his only real criticism of Beyond the Sun is its “politically correct” use of pronouns in referring to a singular indiviual as “they.” The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess…

I know I praised the novel for feeling relatively cohesive when placed against the larger tapestry of Virgin’s well-established future history, but I couldn’t help wondering if the references to a gang of Vilmurians consuming copious amounts of “bubblejack” was an attempted reference to bubbleshake from The Highest Science. Really though, this is the pickiest of nits, and even I had to go back to The Highest Science to double check the name of the drink.

Hey, I haven’t read it in a while, because… well, you know why.

It’s pretty well-known at this point that Jones’ lone script for the 2005 revival of Doctor WhoThe Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit, was heavily retouched by Russell T. Davies, but it’s still interesting that one can almost see the nascent kernels of some of that two-parter’s imagery, most prominent of which is the important role both stories ascribe to a great big pit in the ground surrounded by a ring of indecipherable symbols. Both of said pits are even on an inhospitable lump of rock surrounding a dead or dying star, just for good measure.

Final Thoughts

Well, it’s the first review of the New Year, and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. As ever, these Bernice reviews really force me to operate in a different wheelhouse to that in which I’ve grown comfortable, and I think I end up running down some interesting avenues of thought I might have otherwise neglected.

I don’t know how quickly I’ll be able to turn out reviews for the time being, as I’m dealing with some health problems at the moment that are leaving me very drained a lot of the time, but regardless, join me next time as the Eighth Doctor returns to San Francisco with Sam, and we see if Jonathan Blum and Kate Orman can best Uncle Terrance’s poor opening showing for the EDAs. All of that and more, coming in Vampire Science. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: Dragons’ Wrath by Justin Richards (or, “A Dark and Stormy Knight”)

Justin Richards has always been a figure whose early career is rather difficult to parse without allowing future knowledge, gleaned with the benefit of hindsight, to loom large over the conversation.

This, in and of itself, is not all that noteworthy or insightful an observation to make of an author in this period. Just about everything in the Wilderness Years is haunted to some extent by the lingering spectre of the 2005 revival, as that’s one of the crucial events – a fixed point, even – which serves to define the contours of what exactly it even means for Doctor Who to have a definite “Wilderness Years” to begin with. If it weren’t for Rose, we’d probably still be talking about the programme as if it was just a series of books… or audios, or comics, depending on your taste.

But in the case of Richards, we’re faced with a situation that threatens to turn many of our fundamental assumptions about this era and its creatives on their head. Unlike some of the more star-studded names turned out by the New Adventures like Mark Gatiss, Gareth Roberts, or Russell T. Davies, he never graduated to writing for the television programme upon its return.

Mind you, that certainly isn’t a slight against him, particularly in light of the BBC’s rather logical decision to err on the side of only hiring writers who have proven their television bona fides with prior writing credits for the medium. In fact, Richards is in this regard quite similar to someone like Kate Orman, and by any reasonable yardstick, that’s pretty good company to be keeping.

It’s also not my intention to suggest that he didn’t have an important part to play in the history of Doctor Who. Indeed, I myself can attest to this, as it was a copy of Richards’ 2005 guidebook The Legend Continues that served as my first exposure to the franchise to begin with, even if the fact that it only covered the first season of the revival meant that I remained almost entirely ignorant of the sheer pop cultural impact of David Tennant for the longest time. Hell, I read that thing from cover to cover so often that the spine detached itself.

But this also begins to gesture at the point I’m trying to make, which is that Richards very much came to serve as a reasonably safe pair of hands to whom BBC Books could entrust the larger Doctor Who brand and the cataloguing of its history in guidebook form without fear of his initiating anything quite as Earth-shattering and polarising as, say, the War in Heaven arc. It’s telling that he was chosen to pen the first New Series Adventure upon the advent of the range in May 2005, and he would go on to contribute at least one novel to each of the series’ first three batches of books.

While that might be all very well and good when one is a mere five years removed from the departure of Stephen Cole in the wake of The Ancestor Cell, Richards would ultimately occupy this position of relative primacy in the novel range for a frankly astronomical period of time, with his final NSA being 2014’s Silhouette, written to feature the Twelfth Doctor, fourteen years after he took the reins on the Eighth Doctor Adventures with The Burning and some twenty years after his debut novel, Theatre of War.

In other words, this is a rare situation in which a writer’s future work hangs over their early novels not because of its landing with a resounding impact in the lake of continuity, but simply through the sheer brute force of longevity, and the number of comparable artists I can think of who fit this profile is vanishingly small indeed.

There’s a natural temptation, in light of these facts, to try and map the arc of Richards’ career and thereby determine which novels served as pivots about which that career turned. Because a critic can rarely go wrong with inventing an overly granular and speific neologism – assuming your definition of “going wrong” doesn’t include “being a bit of a pretentious git” – I’m going to tentatively dub the larger process at work here “handsification,” which I’m loosely defining as the gradual transformation of an author into a stalwart and reliable member of a larger pool of writers.

Becoming a safe pair of hands, in other words.

And so we arrive at Dragons’ Wrath, which really feels like the first point at which it’s appropriate to float this subject. Even still, based purely on the information that would have been available to readers in June 1997, and not knowing just how prolific Richards would prove to be in the years ahead, there’s little here that seems to hint at the shape of things to come in a particularly overt fashion.

Scheduling-wise, the thirteen month gap between this and The Sands of Time isn’t too far out of line with established historical precedent, that being the same span which separated Theatre of War from System Shock. A release timetable of one novel per year puts Richards firmly in step with the vast majority of New Adventures authors, which is particularly ironic given that this is actually only his second contribution to the range as opposed to its past Doctor-focused sister line.

Of course, it’s the height of folly to try and pretend that we can ever wholly shut off our knowledge of the future in cases like these, so we might as well just do away with all pretense and note that Richards ultimately goes on to pen another three Benny novels before the close of the New Adventures just two and a half years from now. Given the three year gap we just noted between his first and second NAs, that’s a pretty significant change of pace. If we widen our consideration to include his novels for BBC Books from the same thirty-month period, and include Dragons’ Wrath in our tally, we’re looking at some eight books, all told.

Even if you want to discount all of that, however, there’s still a sense in which Dragons’ Wrath feels rather more casual in its ambitions than Richards’ earlier works. Theatre of War eschewed the traditional structure of the New Adventures in favour of a Bernice-heavy first half, while introducing a mysterious, scheming guest character whose Machiavellian plans even managed to trip up the Doctor. The Sands of Time tried to follow up a classic and well-regarded tale from the Hinchcliffe years. Even System Shock was clearly trying to be a cutting edge techno-thriller with a truly epic, global scope, though that edge was dulled considerably by the decision to focus on rather transitory aspects of the Internet, particularly in the entirely unironic references to such quaint Al Gore-isms as the “information superhighway.”

Superficially, Dragons’ Wrath features all the traditional Richards twists and turns, and it even affords Braxiatel a proper starring role for the first time since The Empire of Glass, firmly establishing the character’s status as a vital pillar of the world of Bernice Summerfield. Yet underneath it all, it’s hard to escape the impression that this is a novel which lands pretty squarely in the “business as usual” camp that typifies the process of handsification.

(Or, well, I’m going to say it typifies it, being my word and all.)

According to Richards himself in the ever-handy Bernice Summerfield: The Inside Story, this was very much a product of deliberate design on Virgin’s part, who wanted the second post-Doctor NA to contrast against the more out there elements of Paul Cornell’s initial panto-drenched salvo: “They wanted to do something completely off-the-wall and wacky for the first book, I suppose to intrigue people. The second book would then be much more typical of the direction of the series.”

Furthermore, although the first four books in the range – spanning from Oh No It Isn’t! through to Dave Stone’s Ship of Fools – were developed roughly simultaneously with one another, it was apparently Dragons’ Wrath which had progressed the furthest in the initial stages of development, and Richards consequently found himself fielding inquiries from his three authorial compatriots, lending them the first few chapters of his novel in an effort to harmonise ideas and characters across the line’s opening quartet.

With so much behind-the-scenes pressure being brought to bear on the book to serve as an anchor of stability amidst the chaos of a nascent fiction series, it is perhaps unsurprising that it should end up feeling rather workmanlike, and I don’t even necessarily intend the use of that adjective in a strictly pejorative sense.

After all, there exists one more substantial pressure upon the novel that we haven’t quite acknowledged just yet. While Oh No It Isn’t! and the fourth Decalog’s release date in mid-May 1997 occupied a liminal space between the end of the New Adventures’ most relevant form and the onset of BBC Books’ Eighth Doctor Adventures line, Dragons’ Wrath ultimately saw print on June 19, some seventeen days after the twin release of The Eight Doctors and The Devil Goblins from Neptune, placing it squarely in a post-EDA/PDA world.

In such a context, then, it only makes sense that one might wish to establish a certain baseline of normality for any curious readers who might have been lured over to examine the Virgin side of the fence. I mean, yes, one might ask why you wouldn’t do something like this in the series’ very first book, but we’ve already established in my review of Oh No It Isn’t! that I am supremely uninterested in litigating the question of whether or not it was a smart financial decision to lead with something as singularly strange as that novel.

And to give credit where it’s due, Dragons’ Wrath manages to project a reasonable image of normalcy, if nothing else. In presenting a tale of galaxy-hopping and long-defeated warlords having left ancient treasures lying around – that may or may not be all that they appear at first glance – it ends up serving as a far more reliable window into the kind of story that will predominantly be favoured by the Benny range going forward.

In practice, one cannot seriously suggest that every single book in the line will resemble Dragons’ Wrath, and the series will gradually become more comfortable in its utilisation of a more overtly experimental arsenal of literary devices ranging from unreliable narrators and metatextuality through to long-form serialisation and worldbuilding by way of the Gods arc.

Even so, Richards lays a framework here which is not only broadly functional, but is prevalent enough in later novels that it at least bears remarking upon, and if it perhaps seems like the most obvious and basic solution to the rather pressing question of “How do we structure the adventures of a spacefaring archaeologist, sans police box?” then one is left feeling that this is very much the point of the exercise.

In appraising that exercise, there is probably no better place to start than with the most enduring contribution Dragons’ Wrath makes to the future of Bernice’s adventures, namely one Irving Braxiatel. He has, admittedly, been around for quite some time, being concocted by Richards some three years ago in Theatre of War, instantly stealing the show and becoming one of the more fascinating and morally inscrutable members of the New Adventures’ ever-expanding guest cast.

And yet, by all accounts, the character’s genesis was marked from the beginning by a certain pragmatism, coming to take such a prominent role in the novel by sheer happenstance more than anything more deliberate. The Inside Story claims that Theatre of War was always planned to include the Braxiatel Collection as a fannish allusion to a throwaway line from Romana in City of Death – although, as has been pointed out, it seems that Douglas Adams opted for the spelling “Braxiotel” in his original script – with the proprietor himself never being seen.

It was only when it emerged that Gary Russell was intending to close Legacy with Bernice taking a brief archaeological sabbatical from the company of the Doctor and Ace that Richards opted to link the two novels together, and in so doing seized upon the opportunity to put a face to the patronage of the expedition to Phaester Osiris in whose employ Benny would find herself in the opening of the following novel.

This sense of making a rather judicious use of the character bled through into his subsequent appearances. Barring his obligatory participation in the grand celebration of the fiftieth New Adventure in Happy Endings, Braxiatel’s only stint as a guest star pre-Dragons’ Wrath came in Andy Lane’s The Empire of Glass, in which he was very clearly intended as an ambassador of New Adventures lore come to intersect with the Missing Adventures a la Cold Fusion. Much like the career of Richards himself at this point, then, the Braxiatel seen in Dragons’ Wrath seems to exist in a curious state of transition, a bridge between what the character has historically been defined as and what he will eventually be.

Indeed, we’re still several years removed from the establishment of rather crucial pieces of the character’s distinctive flavour. It isn’t until Tears of the Oracle that we’ll become party – in the oblique fashion characteristic of latter-day Virgin’s relationship with Doctor Who continuity – to a certain significant family connection, or get to witness his acquisition of KS-159, destined to become the home of his eponymous Collection and the long-time centre for Big Finish’s own Benny range. Miles Richardson won’t be tasked with bringing the role to life on audio until the recording sessions for Lance Parkin’s The Extinction Event, some four years hence.

In explaining the rationale behind Brax’s return in The Inside Story, it’s perhaps particularly revealing that Richards leans heavily on an argument based on narrative mechanics:

‘In all these sorts of things,’ says Richards, ‘you need some sort of mentor who can explain the boring stuff that you don’t want your hero or heroine to be bogged down with – whether it’s an ongoing character or a new one each time. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, it’s the Marcus Brodie [sic] character for example, who can fill in the background though he doesn’t take a part in the action. […]

And as well as all the other things the Doctor is, he is that character. Sometimes you have somebody else as well who’s got local knowledge, but it’s a role that needs to be played. In a long series that isn’t about the Doctor, it’s not credible that Benny knows absolutely everything about everything. But it is credible that Brax can pop up and say, “Oh, you need to read this book,” or, “That will be when such and such happened.” It’s a nice, easy shorthand way for getting through some narrative strictures.’

This is, fittingly enough, a pretty decent showcase for the virtues of the rather more traditionalist style adopted by Richards when compared to someone like Paul Cornell or Kate Orman. For all that my talk of his “handsified” status thus far might sound like damning with faint praise, it cannot be denied that he possesses a canny grasp of moving a plot from point A to point B, nudging the narrative along with the surgical application of characters to serve the needs of a given moment.

(Wait, I’m still in that “damning with faint praise” mode, aren’t I?)

Moreover, it’s obvious to even the most casual observer that this discerning view of plotting extends to a pretty intimate familiarity with the most enduring pop cultural touchstones for the broad genre of archaeology-based adventure fiction into which the Bernice Summerfield series neatly slots on its most conventional of days.

(On the other days, you get something like Dead Romance, so good luck trying to figure that one out.)

Richards’ retroactive citation of Raiders of the Lost Ark is hardly surprising, given Indiana Jones’ pretty indisputable status as a titan among fictional archaeologists. It’s not even the first instance of the Benny novels taking some level of inspiration from the whip-toting adventurer, with Oh No It Isn’t! not-so-subtly namedropping Raiders in one of its chapter titles. Anyone who thinks it isn’t liable to happen past this point deserves to be rather publicly and vociferously laughed at.

But equally, there’s one other character who will inevitably prove significant in any attempt to start a series focused around a female British archaeologist in mid-1997. It is ultimately immaterial that Bernice has existed as a character in her own right for almost five years and more than forty novels at this point, because it seems virtually preordained by now that you’re eventually going to have to consider the influence of Lara Croft.

The Sega Saturn version of the first Tomb Raider game was released by Eidos Interactive in Europe on October 25, 1996 – just one day after Damaged Goods and Speed of Flight hit British bookshelves, if like me you’re the type of madman who seriously contemplates keeping track of history by means of Doctor Who books – with a hugely successful PlayStation port soon to follow in November.

In fact, the PlayStation version was so successful that it is frequently credited with having substantially boosted the console’s popularity, and it wasn’t long before a sequel was rushed into production, cementing Croft’s adventures as a fixture of the gaming world. And, y’know, pretty much wearing out the entire development team through a brutal six-to-eight month crunch period, but such are the depressingly prosaic realities of the modern video game industry, I suppose.

The vagaries of publication schedules serve to obfuscate just how much inspiration Richards could have feasibly taken from Tomb Raider, but it’s certainly not impossible that it influenced his thinking somewhere along the line. Whatever the case may be, Dragons’ Wrath would eventually find itself at the nexus of a fleeting hypothetical intersection between the two series.

When Richards wrote to the editorship at Virgin in December 1997 to propose that the company should make overtures towards acquiring the license to print original Tomb Raider novels from Eidos, he also offered a logical corollary by suggesting the development of video games based on Bernice’s adventures, possibly adapting existing novels in the New Adventures range.

One might quite reasonably be tempted to write off his specification of Dragons’ Wrath as a prime candidate for this treatment as a simple case of an author hyping up his own work, but once again we’re forced to contend with the apparent fact that Richards’ aforementioned strong grasp of narrative structure would seem to extend beyond the world of the written word and into that of the printed circuit, which probably shouldn’t be too surprising coming from a man whose pre-Theatre of War day job was writing technical manuals for IBM. Then again, I guess that only serves to further highlight just how dated and strange System Shock‘s whole “information superhighway” spiel really was…

In short, even allowing for the drastically different constraints and expectations faced by video games as compared to prose, the contention that this is a novel which would be well-suited by such an adaptation is broadly supported by the actual text of the book itself.

(Actually, given how seismically amateurish the Big Finish audio drama adaptation of the novel is – trying to cram the entire story onto a single CD and completely omitting Braxiatel in the process – it would be very difficult indeed for such a video game to be a worse adaptation, even if the plot were somehow operating on levels of complexity and incomprehensibility that would make Inland Empire blush…)

It’s all too easy to imagine the plot of Dragons’ Wrath transposed to a game in the same vein as Tomb Raider, containing as it does mysterious billionaire benefactors with hidden agendas, centuries-old secret societies, double-crossing “allies” lurking around every corner, and a stronghold riddled with secret passages in the heart of a volcano which erupts at a suitably climactic moment in the action. Of course, all of these are pretty standard and well-worn elements of the general adventure fiction playbook, and you could just as easily point to most of the items I just mentioned within the Indiana Jones films, say.

In the event, it’s the differences between the two series that prove most enlightening, and ultimately most complimentary, to the New Adventures’ general handling of Bernice as a character.

Certainly, it seems uncontroversial to assert that the presentation of Lara Croft within the Tomb Raider series has always been a bit of a fraught one when viewed through a feminist angle… although having said that I now realise that there’s definitely a very vocal subset of gamers for whom such an assertion will prove quite controversial indeed, but fortunately we never really pay serious attention to them anyway so they can sod off at the end of the day.

While creator Toby Gard might have professed his intention to make the character sexy “only because of her power,” Croft very quickly became one of the earliest examples of a video game character to merit serious consideration as a mainstream sex symbol. Given the stereotypically masculine bent of the gaming world for much of its history, this status comes with all the thorny baggage you might expect.

One of the biggest cultural stirs surrounding the first Tomb Raider game, after all, was the purported existence of a cheat code which would remove Croft’s clothing, all-too-predictably rendered real thanks to the proliferation of a so-called Nude Raider patch for the game. As late as 2018, the casting of Alicia Vikander sparked outrage from gamers across the world for the profound sin of checks notes not having large enough breasts. I think that one speaks for itself really.

More often than not, Croft arguably seemed to exhibit a very superficial form of supposed female empowerment, an empowerment that was nevertheless carefully cloaked in copious amounts of sex appeal so as to limit any potential alienation among heterosexual male members of the audience.

Yes, she certainly deserves credit as a relatively groundbreaking female protagonist in the genre of action games, but the tailoring of her appearance to that male demographic seriously undermines any attempt to argue for her being an unambiguous paragon of feminist empowerment in gaming culture, to say nothing of the way in which the sexually appealing “power” of which Gard spoke so glowingly seemed equally tailored to conventional masculinity’s taste for the violent expression of such power from the barrel of a gun, if you’ll permit me to echo an aphorism credited to Mao Zedong. And, y’know, in the form of a boatload of inherited aristocratic wealth, just to really tick off every box on the power fantasy checklist.

(This is also probably the only time in human history that the creator of Tomb Raider and Mao Zedong will be mentioned in the same breath, but really, what else are you reading Dale’s Ramblings for at this point?)

Given my willingness to credit the New Adventures for extrapolating from the television programme’s treatment of Ace in the final two seasons of the classic run and bringing a heretofore unexplored depth to the role of the female companion – provided you weren’t reading a book by someone like John Peel, I guess; and yes, I’m also obliged to note that it still would have been nice if there were more women on the writing/editing staff at Virgin than Kate Orman and Rebecca Levene, incredible as the pair of them are – it should really come as no surprise that Bernice fares much better in Dragons’ Wrath than was ever true of the Tomb Raider games.

As the book progresses, she’s every bit as engaging, compelling, proficient and intelligent as you’ve come to expect, without ever succumbing to the sort of leering objectification that so frequently dogs the Tomb Raider series. It’s nice to see Richards’ recurring passion for the minutiae of archaeology shine through once more, while never becoming so overpowering as to rob the plot of any incident.

All of this might sound rather simple, and in fairness I have observed in the past that Benny is quite a difficult character to get offensively, jarringly wrong barring some catastrophic ineptitude, but given the fact that this novel is the first of the post-Doctor NAs not to be written by the good Professor’s creator, proving that the series could continue to consistently do right by her character was still a pretty important task, and they just about pull it off.

Speaking of authors writing for their own creations, while we’ve already talked at some length about Braxiatel as a symbol of the New Adventures’ new lease on life, it bears mentioning that he’s also just plain delightful in his own right. I mean, once again, we kind of knew that to start with, but it’s nice to have it reaffirmed all the same.

Even though we’re technically witnessing a Braxiatel who is, by all indications, some fourteen hundred years younger than the version we met in Theatre of War – though as ever, time travel complicates things significantly, and I’m still not entirely sure if we ever get an answer as to whether the character really does sit his way through the entirety of the twenty-sixth through fortieth centuries – he slips back into his old rapport with Benny pretty readily, and even if the character might have simply been brought across to fulfil a narrative function usually allotted to the Doctor, he’s a charming enough addition to the cast that you can’t really begrudge Richards his decision.

Regrettably, not every aspect of the novel can lean on such strong characterisation to hide the seams in the narrative logic, and the overwhelming majority of the guest players can be aptly summarised as “functional.” That’s far from being a worst case scenario, mind you, but it only serves to reinforce the sense that this is a far more standard-issue Richards novel than something like Theatre of War.

While both novels require some pretty heavy-duty exposition as to the significance of their respective MacGuffins so as to ensure the eventual twists actually have an impact, Dragons’ Wrath feels significantly more stilted. The Benny/Braxiatel conversations are predictably a pretty safe bet, but a character like Nicholas Clyde, say, simply lacks the necessary charisma or interest for the audience to realistically see him as anything more than the rather transparent – although marginally more traitorous – Marcus Brody stand-in that he is.

Even among the antagonists, Nusek, Webbe and Mastrov are all perfectly serviceable villains with clear and coherent arcs, but there’s not too much more meat to them beyond that. Perhaps the most interesting member of the guest cast is one Commander Skutloid, an Ice Warrior in all but name with a liking for tea, which is such an inherently delightful idea that it’s easy to see why he continues to pop up in Richards’ later novels like The Medusa Effect and Tears of the Oracle.

In truth, the plot of Dragons’ Wrath plays more interestingly as a collection of off-hand moments that hint at greater depth without necessarily committing wholeheartedly to any one direction above the others. So yes, we’re again in “damning with faint praise” mode, but it must be said that these snatches of interest are certainly more than sufficient to prevent things from becoming overtly tedious.

For starters, while Nusek himself may not exactly set the world on fire, he does at least offer a chance for the Benny novels to take advantage of the fixity of their setting and flesh out the background details of galactic politics, and the results speak rather well to the post-Cold War status quo in which the novels were originally written.

As hinted at earlier, Nusek superficially fulfils the role of the obligatory shady billionaire that reliably crops up in stories like this, but Richards adds significantly more depth to his part in the proceedings by describing him as a “warlord.” This is a very purposeful epithet which could only have been feasibly interpreted in one very specific manner by readers in 1997, evoking as it does all manner of discussions about the rise of warlordism in regions which had been heavily scarred by the legacy of the Soviet Union and the Cold War.

Perhaps the most conspicuous example was to be found in Afghanistan, which had spent the first half of the nineties gripped by a fierce and tumultuous civil war among the local mujahideen warlords following the withdrawal of Soviet support from the government of President Mohammad Najibullah in February 1989.

Shortly after Najibullah’s resignation in April 1992, attempts were made in the Peshawar Accord to proclaim an interim coalition government comprised by members of the various mujahideen factions, to exercise authority over the newly-created Islamic State of Afghanistan. However, infighting among the factions ensured that the nascent government was effectively hamstrung from the very beginning, and the resultant turmoil would directly motivate the foundation of the Taliban by Mohammed Omar and Abdul Ghani Baradar in 1994, pledging itself to the institution of a strict and harsh interpretation of Islamic law and the removal from Afghanistan of the influence of “warlords and criminals.

Certainly, such conflicts were not isolated to Afghanistan by any means – it’s worth noting that Nusek is said to number among the “Gang of Five,” bringing to mind the history of China, a nation with a Warlord Era all of its own – and the term “warlord” was just as frequently applied in coverage of the First Chechen War, say, but this only serves to underscore the sense in which warlordism was a prominent ingredient in the makeup of international relations in the nineties.

Even Nusek’s willingness to employ archaeology in a strictly pragmatic and self-serving manner recalls the extensive damage done to the cultural history of Afghanistan in the early nineties, with Kabul’s National Museum being so frequently subjected to attacks and looting that it is estimated to have lost some 70% of the artifacts on display at the time. Much like the attempts to redress some of the more imperialist undertones of Pyramids of Mars within The Sands of Time, or even Benny’s objections to the Heletians’ plans to blast their way into the Menaxan theatre in Theatre of War, it’s nice to get the sense that Richards’ self-confessed fondness for archaeology extends to an attentiveness to the accompanying cultural and social implications.

And yet it’s not Nusek who’s responsible for the biggest act of archaeological destruction, but rather the Knights of Jeneve, who probably deserve an exploration all their own. While the whims of copyright might prevent the novel from making the identification in any but the most circuitous of terms, it seems pretty clear what is intended to be inferred from the revelation that the order had its roots in a certain “scientific-military organisation.”

Perceptive readers might note that this is the second recent attempt to offer a vision of UNIT’s future, following shortly on the heels of the religious-tinged Unitatas in So Vile a Sin. In five months’ time, Lawrence Miles will take his own crack at the concept by introducing UNISYC in Alien Bodies. As with all instances in which multiple writers hit upon the same idea at almost the exact same time, it behooves us to try and take a look at the underlying reasoning in the hopes of clarifying it somewhat.

Certainly, it doesn’t seem unreasonable to link this pondering of UNIT’s future to a contemporaneous evolution of the real-world United Nations’ role in the post-Cold War realities of the new decade. Spearheaded by Secretary-General Boutros Boutros-Ghali, the organisation increasingly shifted its focus towards peacekeeping initiatives, but in spite of early successes in such countries as El Salvador, Namibia, and post-apartheid South Africa, these initiatives would come to be overshadowed by continued friction with the United States government, with the administrations of both George H. W. Bush and Bill Clinton repeatedly proving reticent to commit American troops to such peacekeeping missions.

This, in turn, contributed to a number of high-profile failures for the UN, most notably in Somalia and Rwanda. Even those missions which managed to secure American involvement, such as that formed in response to the breakup of Yugoslavia, were liable to face international derision for their vacillating and conflicted response to widespread acts of ethnic cleansing and genocide.

Indeed, So Vile a Sin, Dragons’ Wrath and Alien Bodies all saw print less than a year after the United States had controversially vetoed Boutros-Ghali’s bid for a second term as Secretary-General, arriving at what would thus seem to be the perfect opportunity for Doctor Who to reflect upon what it meant for one of its most popular and enduring pieces of iconography to be so strongly tied to the United Nations.

(Ironically enough, the solution arrived at – that the two organisations would gradually become less explicitly intertwined – seems to indirectly hint at the new series’ eventual genericisation of UNIT’s acronym as the Unified Intelligence Taskforce, although that was of course driven by objections from the UN themselves.)

The legend of Hugo Gamaliel, on the other hand, seems to represent a decidedly cynical perspective on American mythmaking. Where he’s initially portrayed as a bold and rugged individualist making a break from the encroachment of Earth’s government for valorous reasons, it eventually transpires that his motivations may have been more crassly economic in nature, mapping relatively closely onto one of the popular rebuttals to the grandiose folk narrative of American history that has sprung up since at least the time of the Revolutionary War.

Even though it transpires that the Knights of Jeneve have themselves exaggerated Gamaliel’s unscrupulousness, Reddik contends that there is still some measure of truth to the documentation of the period uncovered by Braxiatel.

The very choice of “Gamaliel” as a name also can’t help but seem pointed, evoking the memory of Warren Gamaliel Harding, an American President whose own popularity at the time of his untimely death was subsequently shaken by a series of posthumous scandals, perhaps most notable of which was the revelation that Secretary of the Interior Albert Bacon Fall had accepted bribes from private oil companies in order to illicitly lease US Navy petroleum reserves in California and Wyoming to them.

It is, admittedly, a rather tenuous connection, but Gamaliel is an uncommon enough name – without just being plain-old made up like, say, Braxiatel – that it feels worth commenting upon. Unless of course Richards really had some pressing things to say about a first-century Jewish Pharisee, but that somehow feels even less likely than the possibility of a link to Harding.

Still, Dragons’ Wrath never seems overtly interested in digging into these issues in earnest, instead using the rough framework of the topics at hand as a springboard to provide big plot twists and even bigger action-adventure thrills. The final product is far from being objectionable, and if it isn’t an out-and-out masterpiece, then that feels excusable for these early stages of the NAs’ Benny-oriented form. And really, when you consider the alternatives, there are far worse ways to start a new novel line.

On an entirely unrelated note, how’s Terrance Dicks getting along over at BBC Books?

Miscellaneous Observations

No, my skipping the release of The Eight Doctors by a couple weeks was not a fluke or a mistake, for what it’s worth. Going forward, in those months where it’s applicable, I’ll stick to the pattern of talking about each month’s New Adventure, followed by the EDA and PDA, even though that does kind of entail jumping about in the release order in most cases. As was the case when discussing So Vile a Sin, I’m going to err on the side of elegance and consistency rather than anything more sensible like the actual chronology of the novels in question.

One thing I do appreciate about Dragons’ Wrath is Richards’ ability to ground the mechanics of his plot twists’ revelations in aspects of the characters involved. He certainly doesn’t manage it every single time, but he does it frequently enough that it bears commenting upon.

I can’t actually decide whether I’m more fond of the way Braxiatel uncovers the Gamalian Gambit as a sham by the simple expedient of assuming that Gamaliel couldn’t possibly have been smarter than him, or Benny’s realisation that the coffee in her lodgings is so difficult to find that “Kamadrich” could only reasonably have known where it was if she had been responsible for the earlier break-in, so I’ll just leave that to the reader to decide.

Speaking of the reveal of Kamadrich as a villain, I’ll also just note that one of the more egregious shortcomings of the Big Finish adaptation has to be the complete squandering of the twist in the very first scene by making no effort to disguise the fact that Mastrov is played by a woman, which wouldn’t be nearly as big a problem if Jane Burke’s Kamadrich wasn’t quite literally the only female member of the guest cast. Kind of says it all, really.

With that being said, I do want to stress that very little blame can reasonably be laid at the feet of Jacqueline Rayner, who by all accounts did the best she possibly could with the profoundly silly “compress this 250-page novel into a single 70-minute compact disc” brief that she was handed. Still, the adaptation of Dragons’ Wrath stands out as the one clear and unambiguous mess from that first season of Benny audio adaptations, with the closest runner-up being… oh, Beyond the Sun, actually, so more on that when we get back to the New Adventures I suppose.

Final Thoughts

It perhaps says a lot that I spent the bulk of my time here talking about Dragons’ Wrath in relation to other things, which is usually a pretty good sign that a story falls somewhere in the realm of comfortable competence. Then again, I suspect that we’re about to enter a period of the Wilderness Years in which that becomes a significantly less reliable litmus test, as the sprawling and behemothic nature of the Eighth Doctor Adventures does make it rather difficult not to adopt that tone by default, even in the absence of comfort or competence.

And… oh, I already did the whole “Boy, I sure do hope The Eight Doctors isn’t a mess” schtick, didn’t I? That’s supremely awkward. Well, join me next time regardless, as I’ll hopefully have become significantly less reiterative by then. Until then, however…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: Oh No It Isn’t! by Paul Cornell (or, “The Pantomime at the End of the University”)

Something that I don’t think I’ve stressed nearly as persistently throughout the course of these reviews as I perhaps could have done is the simple fact of just how odd it is, from the perspective of a Doctor Who fan living in 2023, that a company like Virgin Books was ever in a position of sufficient power that it could be credibly considered one of the chief custodians of the franchise’s future, if not the only major claimant to that title for the bulk of its existence.

Admittedly, it’s not as if there haven’t been some weird footnotes to be found among the weeds of Doctor Who prose fiction. Long before there were Target novelisations, for instance, there were the adaptations of The DaleksThe Web Planet and The Crusade, published by Frederick Muller Ltd. Folks looking for a general overview of Frederick Muller Ltd’s other output, however, will be fresh out of luck, as even the imprint’s listing on the Internet Speculative Fiction Database suggests a certain dearth of definite information, positing that the company “must have been quite big in the 1950s and 1960s,” a declaration that seems to lean rather more heavily on the “speculative” aspect of the site’s name than on that of the “database,” if you ask me.

The rest of the page offers only the broadest summary of the elusive imprint’s history, including one of those great “God I wish I knew the whole story here” moments in the course of my research for Dale’s Ramblings, where reference is made to the company having been sold by HTV – presumably Harlech Television, the old name for an ITV franchise area which has since been split into ITV Cymru Wales and ITV West Country – to an “Anthony White” for a whopping £1 and seemingly little-to-no fanfare, since all signs seem to point to its having been subsumed into Random House and almost completely forgotten about by the close of the decade.

(If for no deeper reason than my own amusement, I’ll also mention here that the Royal Academy of Arts’ website is marginally more helpful than the ISFDB, revealing that Frederick Muller was behind such erudite literature as Gretta Allan’s Goosie Gander Plays His Part, to say nothing of the monumentally-entitled 1950 tome Blackadder: a tale of the days of Nelson as told by some of those who played parts in it, the various documents collected and edited by Stephen MacFarlane and the whole now presented for the first time in book form by John Keir Cross. With illustrations by Robin Jacques, naturally. Who else could it possibly be, I ask you?!)

Beyond that, discerning 1960s readers could choose to pick up the regular Doctor Who Annuals courtesy of Manchester publishing stalwart World Distributors (“Pembertons” to its friends), or the first – and for a quarter of a century, only – original novel to feature the Doctor, J. L. Morrissey’s delightfully generic-sounding The Invasion from Space.

All of which is without even touching upon Dalekmania-tinged titles like The Dalek Book from Souvenir Press, an independent publishing house stewarded by the late Czechoslovakian émigré Ernest Hecht which is, in fact, still going strong and has maintained its independence more than seventy years after its initial founding in spite of the titanic gravity exerted by Penguin over the British publishing scene. If you were so inclined, you could probably coax out a reasonably interesting history on the subject through the lens of Souvenir’s weathering of the many trials and tribulations that must invariably besiege such publishers, but for our purposes, the example of The Dalek Book – and its two sequels, The Dalek World and The Dalek Outer Space Book – is pretty much all we’re going to be concerned with today.

Published in the thick of the programme’s first season, hitting shelves at the very tail end of June 1964 and about five months after the broadcast of The Daleks‘ seventh and final episode, The Dalek Book can lay an extremely strong claim to being the first ever work of Doctor Who spin-off fiction, at least if we’re operating under the definition of “a story featuring concepts and characters introduced in the original television series, but without the presence of the Doctor themselves.”

This, in turn, brings us to that perennial quirk of Doctor Who, or more broadly of British copyright law as a whole. If you, as a writer, just so happened to hit upon that fortuitous combination of coming up with a genuine smash hit of an idea while not being a contracted BBC employee, you could look forward to retaining the licensing rights on that idea for any independent production that might come along.

(Of course, if you were Raymond Cusick, you’d just have to make do with an ex gratia payment of £100 and a few decades’ wait to achieve proper recognition for having played a pivotal role in devising one of the most famous and enduring designs in science-fiction history, but that’s neither here nor there, really…)

For much of the programme’s original twenty-six year run, the significance of these spin-offs proved rather peripheral. After the publication of The Dalek Outer Space Book in 1966, Souvenir Press quietly abandoned any notions of a Dalek annual, although the concept would be temporarily revived by World Distributors in the mid-to-late 1970s with four instalments of Terry Nation’s Dalek Annual.

Even in this instance, the power of the spin-off ultimately proved rather limited, as confirmed by a quick glance at the total failure of Nation’s efforts to port the Daleks to American television in the wake of the genocidal pepperpots’ “final end” in The Evil of the Daleks. And lest you think that the production and broadcast of a full-on television pilot was by any means guaranteed to secure a full series commitment, there also exists the cautionary tale of 1981’s K-9 and Company, denied a commission thanks to a change of management among the higher-ups of BBC One despite securing better ratings than all of Doctor Who‘s eighteenth season, and in a rather unfavourable late December slot to boot.

No, the dawn of the Doctor Who spin-off as a broadly sustainable artform in and of itself is, by and large, a phenomenon of the Wilderness Years. As with any sufficiently complex question concerning a long-running franchise of this nature, the particulars of this trend’s genesis are somewhat fluid and subject to debate, but it seems that any argument on the matter will inevitably gravitate towards Reeltime Pictures’ Wartime.

One might well choose to quibble on this point, and note that a direct-to-VHS film from January 1988 does not technically fall within the typically-accepted definition of the Wilderness Years’ parameters, but such an argument is rather pedantic, even if we decline to bring up some of the more salient points like writer Andy Lane’s subsequent status as one of the more prominent New Adventures authors. If we can accept a slightly looser definition of a historical period like “the 1990s” as referring more to a general societal vibe that began with the fall of the Berlin Wall and ended with the attacks on the World Trade Center rather than the cold, hard dictates of the Gregorian calendar, then surely we can apply the same logic to Doctor Who‘s own history.

For all that I obviously love the McCoy era very dearly, the fact remains that it was a period in which the series was effectively dead in the water, due in no small part to the BBC’s rather underhanded decision to schedule it opposite the immensely popular Coronation Street. It’s telling that the eventual 1989 cancellation wasn’t framed in such explicit terms, but instead as the BBC simply declining to produce a twenty-seventh season. It’s a passive wording, analogous more to taking the programme off of life support rather than consciously choosing to shoot it in the back of the head.

To all intents and purposes beyond the most obsessively literal-minded, then, the McCoy era absolutely qualifies as a de facto part of the Wilderness Years – to be honest, the cut-off point could feasibly be argued to fall around the time of the original 1985 hiatus, which would also confer a similar status upon The Trial of a Time Lord – and so too does Wartime.

Once it became clear that there was to be no televised Doctor Who for the foreseeable future, though, Reeltime very rapidly found themselves competing with other players in the fan production market. In 1997, this only really means BBV, with both Big Finish and Magic Bullet being some way off their respective beginnings.

Virgin, of course, always existed at something of a tangent to this sphere. On the one hand, they were Item #1 on the infinitesimally small list of non-BBC companies who had an official license to create original Doctor Who fiction. In the novels’ heyday, this was a list that really only included Marvel UK’s ongoing Doctor Who Magazine comic strip, which initially deferred to Virgin by incorporating key New Adventures characters like Benny before wandering off into a morass of past Doctor stories.

(Yes, in the final months of the NAs’ lifespan the comic had started to forge its own path with Paul McGann’s Eighth Doctor, but it seems fair to say that much of fandom’s attention was initially focused on the launch of BBC Books’ Eighth Doctor Adventures, before people actually got to read The Eight Doctors and subsequently got very, very confused indeed… but we’re getting ahead of ourselves.)

And yet for all that Virgin were manifestly official in a way that Bill Baggs and his comrades weren’t – even if Baggs had them beat on the whole “actually having Doctor Who actors to play out the stories” front, before gradually pissing off most of those actors so much that they never wanted to work with him again – they always kept one foot planted in the strange and heady world of fandom, too.

The company’s open submissions policy became a rightfully lauded part of their legacy, giving voice to budding young writers from fan culture like Paul Cornell, Russell T. Davies and Steven Moffat. As you’re hopefully aware by now, those are all names that would go on to have a pretty big impact on the television series upon its revival in 2005.

Outside of that, there’s also the demonstrable cross-pollination between the Virgin and BBC Books pool of writers and that of the more overtly fannish BBV. Baggs’ Audio Adventures in Time & Space series – which is admittedly about a year out from launching at this point, but we’ve already chosen not to argue over such paltry trifles as “the calendar,” so please do pipe down – boasts a number of credits from established stalwarts in the world of Doctor Who novels, from Mark Gatiss to David A. McIntee.

What’s more, writers like Lance Parkin and Lawrence Miles would port over concepts like the I and Faction Paradox from the Eighth Doctor Adventures line, and BBV’s output could pretty reliably count on being reviewed in the pages of DWM, a gesture that served both as a stamp of legitimacy and a concession to the shared audience that existed between the two worlds.

Even if Baggs’ subsequent antics and general irrelevance have helped ensure that he’s barely ever remembered in broad-stroke accounts of the Wilderness Years – and on the occasions that he does get a mention, it’s rarely especially complementary – it’s pretty indisputable that, at the time, audiences would very much have seen his work as being of a piece with that of Virgin, BBC Books and eventually Big Finish, comparative quality of each company’s oeuvre notwithstanding.

Still, none of this really touches upon the central point, which is that a world in which Virgin Books were a major player in the history of Doctor Who seems almost unimaginable nowadays. Judging by many, many conversations I’ve had with people in real life trying to explain exactly what it is I write about – and you have no idea how difficult it is to tell someone that you review a novel series named the “Virgin New Adventures” without having them leap to some rather lurid and unflattering conclusions about your work – I’d be willing to bet pretty good money on most members of the general public being totally unaware that Richard Branson’s commercial behemoth had ever tried to get a foothold in the mystical realm of publishing, to say nothing of the fact that said publishing house was handed the proverbial keys to the kingdom with respect to one of the BBC’s most enduring franchises.

This, in its own peculiar way, is indicative of the vast and nigh-incomprehensible perceptual gulf that unavoidably impinges upon any attempt to recapture the strange spirit of the Wilderness Years from a modern standpoint. In 2023, we might well see Doctor Who as an enduring, sixty-year titan of British television that has almost become an institution in its own right within the larger corpus of the BBC, but when Virgin acquired W. H. Allen & Co. – holders of the Target Books imprint, and by extension of the license to novelise televised Doctor Who stories – in the mid-to-late 1980s, it was, as we’ve discussed, anything but.

The BBC’s decision to allow Virgin to expand their artistic remit into the publication of original full-length novels based on the series must therefore be seen as what it is: a reliable indicator that the broadcaster was no longer especially concerned with maintaining the sanctity of their hold on Doctor Who as a brand.

It’s not for nothing, after all, that a similar proposal by one of the Target imprint’s previous editors, Nigel Robinson, had been decisively shot down by the Beeb, with the company subsequently arriving at a compromise in the form of the short-lived Companions of Doctor Who spin-off series, which published one original novel each featuring the characters of Turlough and Harry Sullivan, as well as a novelisation of the aforementioned failed K-9 and Company pilot.

Peter Darvill-Evans was really just lucky enough to be the man left holding the reins of Target at the point in time when the BBC were least likely to make a grand show of resistance on behalf of Doctor Who. This is not something I say to downplay or dismiss Darvill-Evans’ contributions, but rather to allow those contributions to sit in a broader context. Indeed, some might well argue that the fact that the New Adventures came about through such a mundane and prosaic bit of begrudging BBC licensing only serves to further enhance their eventual metamorphosis into a rather wondrous, inventive and fruitful niche within Doctor Who, as good an example of a butterfly spreading its wings and outgrowing the earthly ties of its chrysalis as ever there was.

But as we’ve been not-so-obliquely gesturing at for quite some time now, we know how the story ends, so it’s time to break out the butterfly nets, and damn any piddling hurricanes that might crop up as a result.

In a rather ironic twist of fate, the New Adventures ultimately ended in much the same way as they began, brought down by the BBC’s realisation that the McGann movie’s achieving a ninth-place ranking with its UK broadcast was probably a pretty good sign that there was a market for more Doctor Who, and simultaneously finding that BBC Worldwide was in a much better shape than its predecessor BBC Enterprises had been in the late 1980s, allowing them more than sufficient pretext to fold the licensing arrangements for the series back into BBC Books.

So here, then, over a decade later, Virgin finds itself returning to much the same territory as The Companions of Doctor Who, producing a spin-off series based on a character who had once been a regular travelling companion of the Doctor. Having lost the license, their options were naturally limited to those characters that were originally creations of the New Adventures themselves, and in such circumstances, Bernice Surprise Summerfield is the only choice that can really be said to make sense.

(If we’re being frank, as far as “NA-original companions who were well-developed enough to feasibly support their own stories” are concerned, the only other option open to you would probably be Roz Forrester, but her death obviously puts something of a kink in any such plans. Unless you wanted to split the difference and dive into the Forrester family writ large, about which more next time, incidentally. Also, given the launch of the Cwej series in recent years, Arcbeatle Press clearly wish to voice their disagreement with my thesis here, but I’m writing the blog, not them, so I don’t really know what to tell you…)

Talk of choices, though, and of outlining the rationale behind said choices, allows me to rather neatly segue into today’s object of discussion, namely Oh No It Isn’t!, and to hopefully clarify some of my own reasoning in the process. Because there’s one rather big question hanging over all of this, isn’t there?

(Oh no there isn’t! Sorry, I was contractually obligated to do that bit, got it out of my system now. Oh no I ha- right, let’s stop that.)

That question, of course, is “Why on Earth are you even bothering to cover the Benny novels at all, Dale?” It’s a good question, even if the answer seems rather obvious from my perspective. After all, even if Big Finish are still releasing Bernice Summerfield stories with a pretty passionate following some thirty years after the publication of Love and War… well, it’s Big Finish, and people are probably going to keep buying their stuff for a while yet.

Of all the companies I cited in my exploration of the weird and wonderful corners of Doctor Who in the Wilderness Years, they are far and away the ones that have come out of the intervening decades the healthiest, even if they don’t actually exist yet in May 1997. BBV and Magic Bullet might still be taking payments on their respective websites, but the latter haven’t released a new production since 2013’s The Time Waster, as far as I can tell, and the former is embroiled in Bill Baggs’ rather tarnished legacy of treating the talent in his employ like garbage and just generally being an all-around shifty operator.

If the Wilderness Years are the Time War, then Big Finish is almost certainly the victor, and if we’re limiting ourselves to the audio drama scene then it becomes well-nigh inarguable. On the other hand, Virgin Books, as I hinted at earlier, is not so well-off, being basically non-existent. Between these two choices, it doesn’t take a genius to see which is the more accessible avenue for fans to get their fix of Bernice stories.

I bring all of this up to make the point that I could probably quite happily jump straight from The Well-Mannered War to The Eight Doctors, and still feel pretty confident that the bulk of my readers wouldn’t really have a problem with it at all. If the New Adventures can be characterised as a niche property within a niche property, then they undeniably fit that mould even better after their loss of the Doctor Who license, which was always their main draw, historically speaking.

So I definitely understand why most long-form critical engagements with the New Adventures kind of tail off after The Dying Days; if you’ve already pored over even half of the sixty-one total novels released between June 1991 and April 1997, tacking on a weird coda in which you’re talking about novels that never meaningfully represented the future of Doctor Who just seems like overkill. If any books do get touched upon from the Benny years, it’s almost always the two Lawrence Miles novels or, appropriately enough, Oh No It Isn’t! itself, being the one that laid the foundations that were subsequently studiously ignored by most authors to come.

In much the same spirit, however, we are going to steadfastly refuse to adhere to the weight of expected precedent. In what might well be a spectacular failure of common sense, I fully intend to cover not just the twenty-three New Adventures featuring the escapades of Bernice Summerfield, but also the two remaining Decalogs, which should be especially interesting in the case of Wonders, where Virgin all but gives up the facade that their stories must have anything to do with Doctor Who or its contingent fictional worlds.

(Still not sure how I’m going to handle that one, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it…)

In part, this is because I do kind of bristle at the hidden premise nested within the frequent eagerness to brush past the Benny novels. Perhaps I’m just a cynic, but it does occasionally feel as if, on some level, the post-Dying Days novels are treated as something of a dead end for the Virgin line’s wider cultural relevance vis-a-vis Doctor Who.

It’s not even that this is necessarily wholly untrue, but I do feel like measuring a series’ worth on no deeper axis than “How many people experienced it?” is the sort of thinking that Doctor Who fans – especially those with a hankering for the Wilderness Years – should really know better than to engage in. I mean, if we follow this argumentative thread to its natural conclusion, we’re left with some rather dubious deductions of the kind that treat a film’s box office returns as a direct correlate to its quality, and unless you’re willing to make the case that, say, Transformers: Age of Extinction was the absolute peak of Hollywood’s filmmaking craft in 2014 by dint of its being the only movie of the year to crack a billion dollars, that’s a position that should give any reasonable critic pause for thought.

What’s more, the Bernice-led New Adventures represent something that we’ve never really seen in the history of Doctor Who novels before or since. If nothing else, they tell the story of a Wilderness Years company being forced to actively contend with its newfound status as the proverbial second fiddle, consigned to a space just a meagre few rungs above an outfit like BBV and acting in accordance with those same nebulous operating principles that have provided the impetus for many a spin-off series since time immemorial.

In all likelihood, BBC Books are never going to allow the Doctor Who license to be leased out to a company like Virgin again, even in the event of a hypothetical second Wilderness Years. As a part of the Random House empire, the company is just too established a feature of the publishing landscape to allow their limelight to be hogged to such a degree, and so the example of Virgin’s pivot in the aftermath of The Dying Days is surely an interesting enough saga in its own right.

(Admittedly, the other significant piece of reasoning I’m using to justify my argument here is that I spent about $150 on a copy of Bernice Summerfield: The Inside Story a few months back, and it would be rather silly to suddenly decide to so drastically shift gears and refuse to cover any of the Benny books, but that’s all by the by…)

So with all of that being said, how do they choose to usher the audience into this brave new world, that has such archaeologists in’t? In the only way they could have, really: with Paul Cornell. And, as the old aphorism goes, why not? After all, that’s how it all started. It’s frankly something of a no-brainer to get the man who created Bernice Summerfield – not to mention one of the most acclaimed and influential writers ever to work on the New Adventures – on board to give the new series some much-needed verve and legitimacy right out the gate.

Indeed, it’s worth noting that, since the novel saw print some two and a half weeks before the launch of the EDAs, this is the one moment in time at which the Benny novels could unequivocally be said to be the standard-bearers for Doctor Who-adjacent prose, even if they really only acquire that title thanks to a rather arbitrary quirk of BBC Books’ publication schedule.

The only problem, or at least so the standard narrative has it, is that Cornell didn’t exactly see fit to make many concessions to such paltry considerations as “allowing the books to maintain a decent audience of Doctor Who fans, and maybe even bring in some new converts in the process.”

Now’s the point at which I’m forced to concede that there’s certainly more than a grain of truth to be found in these claims. This is, as most readers are probably aware by now, a novel that serves as a forceful and unrepentant love letter to the British pantomime, an artform so inherently and absurdly localised that putting a geographical determinant in front of it almost seems like the very heights of redundancy. There are certainly other places in the world where you can still find pantomimes done with a reasonable degree of frequency, but the United Kingdom is exceptional in the sheer prominence afforded panto within its culture.

The logical corollary that everyone points out in relation to Oh No It Isn’t!, then, is certainly accurate. Pantomime is such a strange niche that it serves to severely curtail the capacity for people who have never experienced a performance to understand it on anything but the most intellectual of levels, and as I’m pretty sure even the most avid panto-goers would tell you, adjectives like “intellectual” are a very poor fit for this particular brand of theatre.

I mean, I live in Australia, a country where we are more than willing to poach parts of British culture for our own, to the point of still incorporating the Union Jack in our national flag, and maintaining the sport of cricket as such a beloved and revered athletic institution that we’ve basically chosen to observe a de facto national holiday for nearly one hundred and fifty years that consists entirely of trying to beat the snotters out of our erstwhile kinsmen in said sport, all for the sake of a janky old cup with some ashes in it and, most importantly, general bragging rights.

(This is usually the point where people like me tend to pop in with a snarky comment on the intrinsic silliness of trying to claim bragging rights in a sport as paralysingly dull, boring and tedious as cricket, but instead I’ll just leave you with an anecdote concerning the fact that I have only ever been to one cricket match in my life, which my eight-year-old self promptly fell asleep at. I am far prouder of this fact than I perhaps should be.)

Even in the face of this valorisation of the nation’s British antecedents, well beyond the point of all credible reason, pantomime still feels like such a distant and peculiar cultural institution to me that it might as well hail from the Moon for all that I understand it.

Taking all of this into account, it’s difficult to quibble too stridently with the judgment of reviewers like DWM‘s Dave Owen or SFX‘s Anthony Brown upon the novel’s original publication, both of whose evaluations leaned rather heavily on adjectives like “self-indulgent,” and bemoaned “the weight of in-jokes, parodies, and pointless contemporary references.” It’s not hard to detect a strain of genuine befuddlement here, and if we’re speaking from a purely financial perspective, Oh No It Isn’t! must absolutely be acknowledged as a stumbling block that probably hobbled the Virgin line’s chances at long-term survival.

But equally, we’ve already established that we’re not all that interested in talking about the base economics of the situation to the exclusion of all other factors – this is Dale’s Ramblings, thank you very much, not the Wall Street Journal – and as much as any attempt to read Oh No It Isn’t! with the benefit of hindsight must inevitably acknowledge that it marks the beginning of a dead end for Virgin, it’s also impossible to avoid talking about the precise “self” who is doing all the “indulging” here, namely one Paul Cornell.

The indulgent and almost decadent aspects of this novel are pretty readily explained once you realise that this is self-evidently structured as a “last hurrah” for Cornell’s engagement with the New Adventures, and indeed for Doctor Who as a whole. Yes, that’s actually something that was equally true of the last two Cornell novels we looked at, but this pseudo-departure comes much closer to sticking than Human Nature or Happy Endings ever did.

Breaking down the numbers reveals the starkness of this particular divide. Oh No It Isn’t! is the ninety-ninth book I’ve talked about as a part of this series, a figure which takes into account oddities like Who Killed Kennedy and the Decalogs. Over these first hundred books, Cornell has written seven full-length novels, and contributed a short story to each of Virgin’s first two Decalog anthologies.

Over the next hundred – a period spanning roughly from Dragon’s Wrath in June 1997 to The Turing Test in October 2000, for those playing the home game in a particularly obsessive manner – the only Cornell novel to speak of is The Shadows of Avalon, nearly three years from now. Past that, we’ll have another four years to wait before getting around to his novelisation of Scream of the Shalka. Obviously even that isn’t the end of Cornell’s involvement with Doctor Who, but for our purposes, this is the point at which the man largely exits the narrative.

One could perhaps continue to mount a repudiation of Oh No It Isn’t! even in the face of this, making the point that it’s perhaps a shame that one of the New Adventures’ most influential and talented writers should choose to take his bow with a piece of frocky, silly fluff, but even this is something I personally find rather unconvincing.

For one, if you want a heartfelt farewell from Cornell to the NAs that at least makes some occasional stabs at being serious, well, Happy Endings is right there, but more importantly, I just can’t muster up the energy to tether myself to a position that brushes uncomfortably close to a full-chested declaration of “Quit having fun!” Sure, I’m also not the biggest fan of said position’s logical inverse – the “Let people enjoy things!” mentality, if you will – but the fact remains that if there’s one writer who’s earned the right to be a little silly goofy like in their NA swansong, it’s probably Paul Cornell.

And this gestures at the thing that’s quite easy to lose sight of when you’re making supremely strange decisions like cooking up about five thousand words talking about the state of various Doctor Who publishing houses from the Wilderness Years, which is that Oh No It Isn’t! is, once you really drill it down to its bare essentials, eminently enjoyable. While taking this stance does perhaps require us to shear the book of the weight of its perceived obligations to the establishment of this new phase of the New Adventures, the passage of more than twenty-six years in which to recontextualise the novel means that I really don’t consider that to be an especially unconscionable breach of the reviewing principles that I’ve historically stuck to.

In fact, it’s to Cornell’s credit that he does actually devote almost the entirety of the novel’s first chapter to the task of fleshing out St. Oscar’s University and the planet Dellah. Bernice’s frantic bicycle-bound search for Wolsey is a pretty blatant way of allowing her to cross paths with as many members of the wacky faculty staff as is humanly possible, but it’s smoothed over considerably by Cornell’s talent, finely honed over the course of seven novels, for effortlessly infusing a potentially mundane and rote sequence of housekeeping with copious amounts of charm and wit.

Of course, this also gets at one of the biggest problems with the worldbuilding of Oh No It Isn’t! in hindsight, namely the degree to which many of these myriad facets of life at St. Oscar’s end up going virtually unacknowledged by later novels.

In this regard, there is perhaps no greater illustration of my point than the inclusion of Menlove Stokes, a character woven into the story of Dellah at the close of Gareth Roberts’ The Well-Mannered War. Despite being quite a major player here – he even gets to be the sole academic besides Bernice mentioned by name in the blurb, the lucky sod – he never appears in the flesh in any of the twenty-two subsequent New Adventures, though various authors will name-check him here and there throughout the series.

(This, at least, is more than can be said for the other character to be ported over from another author’s work, namely Professor Arthur Candy, late of Steven Moffat’s rather wonderful short story Continuity Errors, and who is sadly never again mentioned past this point. Ah well, his presence here at least serves as one last heartwarming reminder of the ongoing thematic congruity between Cornell and Moffat.)

Mind you, it’s hard to fault Cornell for any of this, since by all reasonable definitions he more than rises to the brief he was given. To quote the instructions of editorial impresario Rebecca Levene, by way of The Inside StoryOh No It Isn’t! was directed “to create a huge cast of eccentrics and locals for the rest of the team to explore,” and the fact that the rest of the team singularly failed to explore said cast doesn’t negate the effort put into its development.

Unfortunately, however, it does help to ensure that the metatextual pantomime stuff is the only part of the novel anyone really talks about, particularly when the Big Finish adaptation – by far the most accessible version of the story for modern audiences, as we’ve said – makes the decision to just skip the Dellah sequences and open with Bernice’s expedition on Perfecton.

This is, to be fair, a completely reasonable change, and the type of thing that is always going to crop up in transposing a story from prose to audio, but while the audio version is largely pretty fantastic – as you’d expect from the release that almost single-handedly helped put Big Finish on the map, and distinguished it from the rather cutthroat and cutprice pragmatism embodied by BBV – I think it inevitably loses some of the thematic context embodied in these early sequences, context which is pretty crucial to parsing what Oh No It Isn’t! is actually trying to do.

Cornell is hardly subtle here, a point he seemed to concede in conversation with Simon Guerrier years after the fact when he confessed that he felt “[the novel’s] subtexts overwhelm the text quite a bit.” To illustrate my point, I think I should really just quote the description of the dream we’re told Bernice has just woken up from immediately prior to her first appearance:

The bad dream last night had been unusual. It wasn’t one of the regular ones about missing the last spaceship, dropping valuable vases over cliffs, not catching the elephant that had leapt from the other trapeze. It was about being on stage. An audience was watching her, bored and grumbling, as she tried to reach out to them with a dramatic piece. She knew that what she had to say was passionate and profound, but on her lips the words had become too concrete and crude. She died on stage, and started to cry, asking the watchers just what they expected of her.
Asking how much longer she had to go on, how much harder she was expected to try.

Now, look. Autobiography is perhaps one of the easiest, and some might say laziest, methods of contextualising an artist’s work, and we would perhaps do well to heed the advice given by PJ Harvey when the music press suggested that her classic 1993 album Rid of Me should be read in such a manner, rejoining that “[she] would have to be 40 and very worn out to have lived through everything [she] wrote about.”

But equally, I mean… sometimes these things are practically gift-wrapped for me, y’know?

It’s very hard to escape the impression that, like Emily Hutchings’ constantly stymied attempts to pen the ending of The Unformed Heart in Happy Endings and free herself from the “hackwork” of romantic fiction, Cornell is pretty clearly signifying his belief that he’s reached the limits of what he can do within the world of Doctor Who or, as the case may be, the world of Bernice Summerfield, if the two can be said to be meaningfully separate beyond the directives of such trivialities as “copyright” and “licensing arrangements.”

And so, in that context, the fact that he immediately sets about breaking that world and crashing it together with some particularly quaint English theatrical traditions actually becomes supremely unsurprising. As the man himself wrote all the way back in No Future, history repeats itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce. This time, it’s panto.

So I guess what I’m trying to argue here is that this shouldn’t really be read as “the first Bernice-led New Adventure” at all, really, but as “the last Cornell-penned New Adventure,” even as I fully admit that it was never feasible that that reading would be fandom’s default choice. Perhaps, contrary to the author’s later assertions, the wider text of Doctor Who was always going to subsume any subtextual injections from Cornell.

Nonetheless, even the academics on the Perfecton expedition get in on the thematic action. When Professor Epstein waxes lyrical about the mark of a sane society and a sane person being the ability to laugh at oneself, and how some people assume melodrama to be the only valuable form of entertainment, it’s pretty clear he’s not actually talking about the Chelonians, but making a not-so-veiled stab at those readers who wanted the New Adventures to be nothing more than a series of gloomy, angst-ridden monologues on the psychological failings of its central characters or what have you. Much the same principle applies to Stokes’ surety that Perfecton is possessed of “a dark heart that [can] be divined only through the artistic impulse,” a piece of gloriously overwritten internal monologue that clashes with supreme dramatic irony against the panoply of pantomime to come.

Again, we could have a conversation here about whether making these kinds of attacks – though really that’s a bit of a strong word, and they feel much more like light-hearted jabs in the context of a very light-hearted book – in the novel designed to introduce your audience to the new state of affairs was the wisest decision in the long-term, but, like I said earlier, The Eight Doctors is right around the corner, so why should we start repeating ourselves like some particularly pretentious parrot living off a diet of tacky synthpop, gloomy post-punk and half-baked media criticism?

Even once the action shifts from the relatively grounded world of the twenty-sixth century to the wacky pantomime hijinks for which it’s most remembered, Cornell is simply too skilled an emotionsmith to not at least present the audience with some semblance of an emotional arc for both Bernice and Wolsey, even as it’s very obviously not supposed to be the “main attraction,” as it were.

Benny’s grappling with the wreckage of her separation from Jason in Eternity Weeps at least manages to avoid playing into some of the more tired and uninteresting pop cultural depictions of divorced women being consumed with a deep fear of their own age or what have you, bar a few moments of lingering doubt at the emotional low points of the whole Perfecton ordeal, and there’s something absolutely heart-warming and poetic in Cornell choosing to take his bow from the New Adventures while affirming that the character he created will never grow old in the final “proper” scene of the novel.

(It is, perhaps, a little redolent of a wonderful conversation between Peter Boyle and Gillian Anderson in Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose over on The X-Files, but quite frankly, there are far worse places to pull inspiration from than the works of Darin Morgan, so I’ll allow it.)

Not only that, but it’s a perfectly serviceable emotional hook for an introductory novel like this, suggesting that Oh No It Isn’t! might not actually be as strange a choice for this slot as fan consensus would have you believe.

It feels supremely fitting that Bernice’s horrified reaction to the presumed pantomime afterlife in which she finds herself after the destruction of the Winton should be formulated not in response to the prospect of her death, but rather the notion that Heaven might simply be a stultifying and oppressively static, not to mention sickeningly twee, kind of place. Even after she realises the nature of the Perfecton simulation to be less heavenly than she had initially assumed, it’s pretty clearly this same fear of stasis that drives her madcap scheme at the ball to break the narrative logic of the world around her by accepting the proposals of all her suitors and thereby avoiding the ironclad closure of a “happily ever after.”

There’s a sense that this kind of environment is just totally anathema to a dynamic protagonist like Benny – and once more, one can’t really avoid the sense that Cornell is also working through his own fears of his career trajectory becoming intractably tethered to the New Adventures, in a barely-even-subtextual-at-this-point fashion – and that’s precisely the kind of mission statement that a novel like this should be making, insofar as it serves to illuminate the type of protagonist with which the series will be concerned, and, by extension, hopefully offer up a potential reason for readers to stick around. As we know, the audience ultimately declined that offer, but I don’t think it’s necessarily for lack of trying on the part of Cornell and Virgin.

This leaves us with only one other major character to talk about, that being Wolsey. It should go without saying that he’s been hanging around the New Adventures for about two years now, but being a cat there haven’t exactly been too many opportunities for deep and revealing insights into the depths of his psyche to this point.

Here, then, Oh No It Isn’t! makes up for lost time, as it were, by having the character transformed by the Perfectons’ missile into an anthropomorphic, talking catman, a manoeuvre which would almost certainly have caught the attention of furries worldwide if this story had been released some twenty years later in a less niche setting than this non-televised spinoff of a non-televised spinoff, but I digress.

Even if the character’s gradual, creeping unease at coming to recognise the unreality of his surroundings might not have a hope of matching some of the writer’s past emotional tours de force – whether it be the romance between John Smith and Joan Redfern in Human Nature, the gnawing emptiness plaguing Phaedrus in Love and War, or even Bernice’s own conflicted feelings on her looming marriage in Happy Endings – a Cornell novel that seems reluctant to unleash the full scope of the writer’s emotive grandeur still ranks quite favourably when placed against the best efforts from plenty of other authors, and one does truly feel for Wolsey’s conflicted state of mind as to the restoration of his former, less sentient self.

It should also be noted that the audio adaptation here threatens to intrude once more onto our consideration of the original novel, given Big Finish’s frankly pitch-perfect decision to cast Nicholas Courtney as Wolsey. For modern-day readers, for whom a copy of the audio drama is, yet again, infinitely more accessible than the novel upon which it was based – well, unless you opt for pirated/scanned copies, but I can’t even imagine such a thing… ahem – it becomes very hard to separate the lines as written from Courtney’s rather wonderful performance.

By all accounts, Cornell was rather uninvolved in the production of the audio adaptation, with his input mostly being limited to casting an eye over Jacqueline Rayner’s scripts and giving her formal approval to tweak the story for the change in medium, so the casting of Courtney is really something that can only feasibly be laid at the feet of director Nicholas Briggs or other Big Finish producers like Jason Haigh-Ellery and Gary Russell.

Still, for all that it’s perhaps not strictly relevant to how the novel would have been read in May 1997, it winds up feeling strangely apropos that Courtney, an actor most associated with a character who had, at this point, firmly metamorphosed into the role of one of the Doctor’s oldest and dearest friends – a characterisation nudged along in no small part by Cornell himself, since the material reality of Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart in the Pertwee Era was considerably different from what we might identify as his post-Battlefield incarnation – should be cast as the character closest to being an old and dear friend of Bernice.

But the gaps are, inevitably, all the more telling. Although Levene had apparently stipulated in her notes on Cornell’s initial synopsis for the novel that the agents of the People should be specified as having some relation to Kadiatu, no such identification occurs within the text of the novel itself, an omission which one can only assume was made out of a fear of referencing the Lethbridge-Stewarts in even the most oblique of fashions.

And ultimately, it is this which proves the most enduring legacy of Oh No It Isn’t! to the Benny novels that follow, even if individual elements like Menlove Stokes or the colourful cast of St. Oscar’s might fade into the background. From this point forward, Virgin are effectively operating at the very fringes of the Wilderness Years, with Big Finish eventually being able to upstage them on the Bernice Summerfield front by contracting established Doctor Who actors even before they received an official Doctor Who license from the BBC, and the New Adventures can’t help but reflect a certain cognizance of that newfound status.

Seeds of that awareness are visible even here, with the Blues Brothers-esque agents of the People feeling themselves unable to elucidate on the nature of their mission from the Worldsphere while trapped in the Green, or Bernice’s briefly checking her surroundings to make sure that she “got away with” floating the rather familiar concept of a ship whose interior dimensions are considerably more spacious than might be suggested by its external appearance.

For all that Oh No It Isn’t! is frequently positioned as the start of the Virgin novels’ slide into irrelevance, increasingly eclipsed by the scattershot madness of BBC Books, its themes of metatextuality and of wilfully blurring the line between fiction and reality would be picked up as something of a running theme throughout the Benny novels, particularly in those books written by Lawrence Miles and Dave Stone. From a financial perspective, it may be a stretch to suggest that we can be reassured that the future is in safe hands.

It’s undeniable, however, that it is in a supremely interesting pair of hands…

Miscellaneous Observations

Apparently Gareth Roberts objected to the characterisation of Menlove Stokes in Oh No It Isn’t!, claiming he was completely unrecognisable. Apart from the slight blip here and there like his suddenly having hair when he had been bald in both his previous appearances, however, I didn’t find him to be especially jarring or distracting, even having just come off of reading The Well-Mannered War. Perhaps this is just another manifestation of my general aversion to agreeing with Gareth Roberts on any vaguely controversial point as a matter of principle these days, but I don’t much care if it is, so we’re going to move on now.

I do rather admire Rayner’s adaptation of the novel for Big Finish, as I said earlier, but I do think the audience who have only ever experienced the audio drama version have been sorely robbed by the excision of Candy’s “I’ve always preferred blur to oasis” joke, a line which must surely be in serious contention with No Future‘s “Chap with Wings there” for the title of Most Atrocious Pun in a Cornell Novel, and which I consequently love to bits.

Conversely, though, I’m not going to lose much sleep over the loss of the Spice Girls “cameo,” one of the few occasions where I completely agree with Anthony Brown’s prediction that the novel’s sense of humour is “going to date at a rate of knots…”

Final Thoughts

Well, today was an end and a beginning, folks. It’s deeply sad to see Paul Cornell go, but given all the contributions he’s made to the New Adventures over the years, affording him the opportunity for a graceful exit seems like the least that the range could do, and even if he didn’t offer up one last masterpiece, it was still a fun time.

Speaking of endings, this should be going up on the sixth anniversary of Dale’s Ramblings, so that’s deeply surreal and almost panto-like in its own right. 2023 has been yet another amazing year for the blog, and the site has been viewed more times in the past ten-ish months than it was over the entirety of 2021 and 2022 combined, which is one of those facts that I simply refuse to believe is real. Hello to any new members of the audience! I hope you aren’t too grotesquely disappointed with all of this nonsense, and I hope you’ll stick around for the seventh year of the blog.

And, as I hinted at earlier in the review, this is the ninety-ninth book I’ve covered as a part of this ongoing foray into the Wilderness Years, which means that next time will mark the one hundredth book. If everything goes like I hope it will, I’ll see you back here just in time for Doctor Who‘s own sixtieth anniversary as I make the frankly baffling decision to venture even further into the fringes of canon than I usually do, as we trace a thousand years of Forresters with the fourth Decalog, Re:Generations. But until then…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Virgin New Adventures Reviews: Return of the Living Dad by Kate Orman (or, “Weekend at Bernice’s”)

Goodbye, Susan, goodbye, my dear.

~ The First Doctor singlehandedly constructs a revolving door, The Dalek Invasion of Earth (1964)

Every television series has its ground rules, those base principles of reality which keep the scripts ticking along smoothly week after week. Often these come baked into the very premise of the show, and you’re usually allowed a certain amount of fuzziness on the exact specifics so long as the broad details line up well enough.

What exactly possessed four teenagers to travel the length and breadth of the country in a gaudy minivan accompanied by their talking Great Dane? Who knows, but they sure do love solving mysteries. Why are there a bunch of prehistoric cavemen – as if there were any other kind – re-enacting the greatest hits of The Honeymooners? That one’s a bit more puzzling, but it’s best if you just go with it.

Equally, however, some of these ground rules simply develop through the slow processes of accretion, and watching such a framework gradually take shape can often be a massively appealing part of television as a medium. It wasn’t until Colony and End Game in the middle of the second season that The X-Files really decided that there was a broader canvas underpinning all the disconnected tales of government coverups and alien abductions which populated the early stretches of the show.

On the original Star Trek, the writers spent over half of the first season uncertain as to who exactly paid Kirk’s bills. It took them even longer to make up their minds on the question of whether Kirk lived in a world that even had the concept of bills.

And it is this persistent, steady buildup which characterises the development of Doctor Who‘s long-standing “revolving door” cast policy. Looking at the evidence provided by history and hindsight, it’s now pretty clear that this wasn’t a part of anybody’s plan in the initial development of the series.

The departure of original companion Susan Foreman in The Dalek Invasion of Earth was not a pre-ordained decision, but a snap conclusion reached in the heat of the moment when it turned out that Carole Ann Ford was dissatisfied with the character’s lack of development. Nevertheless, it set a definite precedent for the show going forward. Companions would come and go; that was just the way of things.

As time dragged on, however, it became evident that William Hartnell himself could not feasibly continue in his role as the Doctor. Beset by failing health, feeling increasingly isolated as one of the only members of the original cast and crew left standing, and frequently clashing with those around him, he eventually agreed to step aside. As such, the end of The Tenth Planet would see the first of many regenerations for the Doctor, even if the term wouldn’t be coined for another eight years.

While this gave the show a new lease of life – and is arguably the main reason I can sit here almost sixty years later and still talk about it as a currently-airing programme – it also represented a major shock to the status quo. The revolving door had now widened significantly to include not just the companions, but also the character who lent their name to the show’s title and who was increasingly being treated as the principal lead.

If we extend the revolving door analogy to breaking point, we might also say that it became broadly accepted that each of these glass partitions walling off a particular set of regular cast members from another were reasonably solid. Every now and then, past Doctors and companions might make return appearances, but these were generally reserved for special occasions like anniversary specials.

(The Two Doctors, you say? Nah, I dunno what you’re talking about.)

Against the backdrop of this established tradition, divorced from the wider context of the state of the franchise, Return of the Living Dad might appear a strange gesture. It’s only been three months since we bid farewell to not-quite-Professor Bernice Summerfield, but we’re already seeing her team up with the Doctor, Chris and Roz for another adventure. If you count her appearance in Continuity Errors in the previous month’s Consequences anthology, that window of absence narrows to virtually no time at all.

Admittedly, the New Adventures haven’t been averse to return appearances from past companions to this point. Even after her departure in Set Piece, Ace remains a recurring player in the books up until the last of the Seventh Doctor novels. We got a glimpse at the post-Dragonfire life of Melanie Bush in Head Games, and we will close out 1996 by having the Doctor face up to the fate of Peri in Bad Therapy.

Even if you make these concessions, Return of the Living Dad still stands as an oddity. It is a book which feels like it has a much stronger grounding in the returning companion than any of those other examples. Head Games didn’t re-introduce Ace until the halfway point, and she was just one piece of a larger point that Steve Lyons was making about the evolution of the Seventh Doctor’s character. Bad Therapy may nominally be about the damage done to the Doctor and Peri’s relationship by the events of Mindwarp, but it’s more concerned with the Doctor and Chris’ reaction to Roz’s death in So Vile a Sin.

By contrast, Return of the Living Dad is undeniably a story which is about Bernice Summerfield. It is Bernice’s chance encounter with Admiral Groenewegen which provides the initial impetus to set the plot in motion, and which promises to finally resolve one of the biggest dangling mysteries in the character’s personal history. We don’t encounter any of the other regular cast members until the second chapter, so it’s pretty obvious where the book’s priorities lie.

Of course, there’s a reason for all of this, and it goes back to what I was saying earlier about the bigger picture of Doctor Who as a franchise at this moment in time. The Virgin novels are, to all intents and purposes, on their last legs. Oh, they keep publishing books in the series for another three years past this point, but the writing is very much on the wall for their Doctor Who license. Bernice, as one of their most popular original characters, is a natural shoo-in to fill the resultant vacuum.

With this context, Return of the Living Dad cannot just be viewed as a regular old New Adventure which just so happens to bring back a past companion. Instead, it becomes perhaps the closest thing to a pilot episode that the forthcoming spin-off series can claim.

Not all the pieces are in play yet, naturally. Bernice and Jason are still married, and there’s nary a St. Oscar’s University or Dellah in sight. By and large, though, the purpose of the book is clear. It’s an attempt to prove that Bernice Summerfield is an interesting enough character that her family history can anchor an entire story in a way that it hasn’t up to this point, and if you take it on those terms, it works rather well. It’s hardly the deepest or most substantial book in the New Adventures catalogue, but in typical Kate Orman fashion, it’s certainly not just a shallow runaround either.

But let’s pull out for a moment and consider the bigger picture a little further. For all that I made a big song and dance about this book as an oddity for Doctor Who and the NAs, it also represents the logical culmination of a sea change in the series’ approach to companions which has been steadily and quietly gathering steam in the background for the better part of a decade at this point.

Like any of the foundational elements of a given series that I talked about at the start of this review, the Doctor-companion relationship is something that has evolved considerably over the almost sixty-year span of Doctor Who‘s life cycle.

Because of that evolution, any kind of sweeping statement that one makes about the nature and general tenor of that relationship will inevitably have counterexamples that you can point to that go against the grain. And while there have certainly been points at which the show has brushed up against a non-standard conception of that relationship in the past – Barbara Wright, Liz Shaw, Romana – if you’re talking about the idea of absolutely, certifiably baking that conception into the fundamental nature of a companion and their arc, the discussion really begins with Ace.

The introduction of Ace was ultimately just one revolutionary change made by the Cartmel Era in a veritable sea of revolutionary changes, but it was one which had a profound and enduring impact on the way the show treated its main characters. For all that previous female companions might have managed to fleetingly grasp at sharing joint “main character” status with the Doctor, the way in which Ace’s personal history was treated as a subject which merited actual interest and consideration beyond the confines of her introductory story still presented a marked break with what had come before.

The television show never made an equivalent of Ghost Light featuring Liz Shaw, nor did it give Barbara Wright her own version of The Curse of Fenric. That just wasn’t the way of things. The revolving door swept mercilessly on, even if it meant unceremoniously clearing characters like Liz away when the producers decided it was too “difficult” to write for them. Interpret that how you will.

This shift in attitude continued to inform the New Adventures once the Wilderness Years began. Ace was given the freedom to develop into an almost totally different character by the time of her final departure as a companion in Set Piece. While none of Benny’s character development has been quite as drastic as the three year gap between TV Ace and New Ace, the fact that a book like Return of the Living Dad exists at all is a testament to the fact that she has still been afforded much the same courtesy.

If any of you still doubt that Return of the Living Dad is a continuation of themes that the New Adventures have played with for a while, then those doubts should be put to rest by the presence of Kate Orman. As the sole female author to contribute to the line in the days of Virgin’s Doctor Who license – although the contributions of editorial staff like Rebecca Levene should definitely not be overlooked in this conversation, and she would eventually go on to co-author Where Angels Fear in the dying days of the Benny line – it’s perhaps not surprising that Orman should prove to be one of the chief architects of the books’ evolving attitudes to the paternalistic undertones of the Doctor-companion dynamic.

With Set Piece, Orman had managed to give Ace perhaps the most nuanced and interesting companion exit to date. It was a work that made a point to actively reject some of the standard expectations for companion departures, and concluded with Ace asserting herself as an individual, distinct from the orders foisted upon her by others, shortly before assuming a role as a Doctor-analogue and going on time-travelling adventures of her own.

There’s a pretty strong case to be made that the works of Kate Orman are some of the most genuinely feminist texts in the Doctor Who canon, and Return of the Living Dad is no exception. At its core, Bernice’s arc here is one of trying to mediate between the competing egos of not one, not two, but three men, each of whom have their own long-standing personal connections with her that inform the way they perceive her. While it may deal with those other characters, however, it undeniably remains Bernice’s arc first and foremost.

What’s more, it’s nice that the book remains empathetic and understanding to the Doctor, Isaac and Jason and their respective viewpoints throughout, without ever compromising that essential commitment to centring Benny as the book’s real main character. It really goes to show just how good the Virgin authors have gotten at offering up nuanced character writing when they can have a book which sustains a cast of this size without anyone feeling particularly overlooked.

And really, that’s where the main strengths of Return of the Living Dad lie at the end of the day. In its best moments, it functions more as a string of solid, enjoyable character moments than a particularly compelling plot or mystery in its own right. On the one hand, this definitely works to the book’s detriment, and has led some to dismiss it as disposable or throwaway. I think that’s perhaps a little too harsh – a weak novel by the standards of Kate Orman is still leagues ahead of a whole host of writers – but I can certainly understand where that sentiment comes from.

There’s nothing here that can really match the complicated, continuum-spanning grandeur of The Left-Handed Hummingbird or Set Piece. Even the more low-key SLEEPY still had a fairly compelling central hook, not to mention a plethora of tantalising background details like the first hints of the Brotherhood or the Doctor’s bet with Death.

Indeed, the book makes a point of having the Doctor reject any deeper or more complicated plot:

‘My cunning plan,’ he said, ‘is to read the paper and drink as much tea as I can safely contain. I feel like putting my feet up for a while, and letting my subconscious churn over the question of human psi powers for a while, instead of chasing hints and shadows about… This is Isaac’s show. We’ll see how long it lasts.

Ultimately, it doesn’t last all that long, because this is a Doctor Who book after all, and we need some kind of immediate threat to keep things simmering at a nice heat. Even still, it seems that this little speech exemplifies the larger attitudes at play in Return of the Living Dad. When Albinex eventually reveals his villainy in the time-honoured Doctor Who monologue tradition, he frames all his actions as a rebellion against what he sees as the unbearable frivolity of Navarino culture. “You can’t have art without suffering,” he contends.

These are particularly relevant observations for a New Adventure to be making, given the reputation that the books have acquired for being predisposed towards existential musings and angst. Indeed, Orman’s books have often been among the most strident proponents of that mode of Doctor Who storytelling, so this shift is interesting in and of itself.

Of course, there’s one other layer in which this is interesting. As a Navarino, Albinex effectively serves as one big reference to Season 24’s Delta and the Bannermen. In particular, the Navarino as a species will probably always be linked by association to that story’s infamous cameo from light entertainer Ken Dodd. Dodd’s appearance has become something of a punching bag for critics of Delta and Season 24 as a whole, with the argument usually proceeding along the lines of “Well, it’s a bit silly, isn’t it?”

(The logical corollary, in turn, often seems to be that Doctor Who is not the kind of show which can support “silly,” which… well, to put it mildly, I don’t agree. I do rather love that Orman also saw fit to include a Bannerman for good measure, just to further tweak the noses of any anti-Delta/Dodd purists in the audience.)

Rightly or wrongly, this is likely to always remain the biggest legacy that Delta and the Bannermen will have left on Doctor Who, and so casting a Navarino as the avatar of the sort of angst associated with Seasons 25 and 26 and especially the New Adventures is a delightful subversion. Even the Doctor is in disbelief initially. It’s a bit of a shame that Albinex isn’t nearly as interesting as an actual character than he is as a piece of meta-commentary, but we have already established that we are firmly within the realm of the light and fluffy here.

Admittedly, this laidback attitude presents something of a problem with regards to the specific question of the Psi Powers Arc, whose exact contours have become increasingly muddled and hazy of late. Christmas on a Rational Planet had only been the third book – or second, depending on how charitable you’re feeling in your willingness to count Warchild to directly deal with the particulars of the arc, and now we’re almost immediately back to more adventures with the most tangential connections to the overarching story that’s supposed to be happening on the edge of the frame.

All of this may well be true, and yet the character moments are wonderful enough that I don’t really mind. Even though this is decidedly Benny’s story in a way that no other New Adventure has been thus far, Orman proves once again that she has an astonishingly strong grasp of the Seventh Doctor. After all, any reflection on the evolution of a given companion must also reflect back on the incarnation of the Doctor that they travelled with.

While you could maybe make the argument that Orman doesn’t advance anything especially groundbreaking in her conception of the Doctor here that wasn’t already in evidence in her first three novels, that’s kind of the point. In a very real sense, this is the last chance that Orman has to write the Seventh Doctor as a part of a “regular” adventure. Regardless of how you want to order So Vile a Sin and The Room With No Doors in relation to one another, they are both saddled with the burden of having to conclude a number of arcs, whether that be the Psi Powers storyline, the death of Roz, or the motherlode of angst that Seven has been steadily accruing since at least the time of Revelation.

Return of the Living Dad is not so constrained, and therefore has a bit more freedom to revel in the Ormanesque tropes without needing to tie them back into a definitive conclusion. We get our dream sequences, complete with an appearance from Time and the intimation that Chris might succeed Ace as the Doctor’s steward. We get some Hurt/Comfort interrogation sequences for both the Doctor and Chris. We get some allusions to the wounds suffered by the Doctor in past Orman novels.

All this is to say that while Return of the Living Dad might not be the most important New Adventure ever printed, it still undeniably remains the recognisable product of Kate Orman. If you aren’t much of a fan of Orman’s particular style, I can certainly understand being a little less warmly disposed to all of this than I. Thankfully, I happen to be an extraordinarily large fan of that style, and Orman happens to be extraordinarily good at executing that style, so everything’s hunky dory as far as I’m concerned.

However, I do want to direct a little attention to questions of gender. As you might expect given the previously-discussed feminist themes that underpin much of Orman’s work, her conception of the Doctor has always demonstrated a certain canny awareness of such things. The character’s basic arc throughout The Left-Handed Hummingbird was essentially one of trying to reconcile the internal dichotomy between his core identity as a healer and the NA Doctor’s tendency to skew towards a more conventionally masculine and destructive brand of “heroism.”

(Indeed, these ideas proved fruitful and enduring enough that future writers would put their own spin on them and explore similar ground in their own works. While Orman never wrote for the revived series, I’ve always felt that one can chart a relatively straight line between some of the themes she played with in her books and those which you can find in Steven Moffat’s tenure on Doctor Who. Hell, Return of the Living Dad‘s emphasis on being a “good man” inadvertently prefigures most of the central dramatic thrust of the Twelfth Doctor’s era. Just you try reading sequences like Isaac asking Bernice if the Doctor qualifies as a “good man” and see if you don’t think of the similar conversation in Into the Dalek, I dare you…)

Those themes find a reprisal here, but the scope of the novel’s musings have now been broadened beyond the Doctor himself. Each of the other two men that Bernice finds herself grappling with reflect back on particularly deleterious facets of traditional masculinity. Isaac has placed so much value on his stoic and reserved military persona that he can’t even bring himself to learn the fate of his wife after being separated for twenty years. On the other end of the spectrum, you have Jason, whose insecurity over Benny’s attachment to her father manifests in a general macho impulsiveness and overprotectiveness.

The Doctor, predictably, exists somewhere in the middle of these two extremes. Sure, he might protest that past trauma like his experiences with Huitzilin is all ancient history, but he tried telling Kadiatu much the same thing about his torture at the hands of Ship and it wasn’t any more believable then – even less so in the wake of his telepathic contact with White in SLEEPY.

It is, in other words, textbook emotional repression, and it all bubbles over into his destruction of the London safe-house in which he was imprisoned by Macbeth and UNIT in The Left-Handed Hummingbird. Considering that the Seventh Doctor is an incarnation who has destroyed worlds and even entire alternate timelines at this point, it’s an act which is rather small-scale on its own terms, but that’s missing the point.

Ultimately, it’s an action which is exemplary of the same sort of masculine socialisation and emotional repression that leads Jason to seriously contemplate running off to kill his abusive father. The deeper and unspoken subtext, of course, is that it’s this same socialisation that can be linked to the behaviour patterns of abusive men in the first place.

And Return of the Living Dad never loses sight of the fact that it is often women who are on the receiving end of these violent and dehumanising behaviours. It runs throughout the book, from Jacqui’s confrontation with the Doctor for the death of her unborn child – in a rare moment of a major character/plot crossover between the Doctor Who Magazine preludes and the actual novel lines – to the incorporation of the real-world Greenham Common Women’s Peace Camp. Even the xenophobic and jingoistic Ellen Woodworth is faintly tragic, a figure who seems to have bought wholeheartedly into the militaristic, colonialist testosterone-drenched mindset of the British military establishment.

Yet it’s important to note that Orman is most definitely not making the claim that the Doctor, Isaac and Jason are at all comparable to a monster like Peter Jonathan Kane, and what differentiates them from such men is, ultimately, their willingness to make genuine strides towards self-improvement. Jason is aware that his insecurities are illogical, and is able to discuss them with Benny in a calm and open manner without ever trying to demand concessions from her or anything of that nature. Isaac is equally able to put aside his mistrust and stoicism to collaborate with the Doctor and bond with his daughter’s husband, even going so far as to see the error of his ways and abandon his well-intentioned but harebrained scheme to prolong the Cold War and fight off the Daleks.

The Doctor himself? Well, there’s obviously limits to how far his character can be developed until we hit the true endgame of the New Adventures, but it’s hard to disagree with his proposed epitaph here: “He really did try his best.” He’s clearly attempting to understand a more grounded, human existence, but constantly finds himself unable to truly do so, caught up in this world of gods and monsters as he is. It’s hard to come up with a more accurate summation of the NAs’ Seventh Doctor – and arguably the character of the Doctor as a whole – than that.

Return of the Living Dad is unlikely to ever be voted as the most thought-provoking or well-rounded Kate Orman novel. In fact, I’d probably rank it as the weakest of the four offerings I’ve read thus far, being perhaps just a little too fluffy to live up to the high expectations engendered by The Left-Handed Hummingbird or Set Piece.

Of course, the fact remains that those are some high expectations. There’s still plenty to enjoy here, both serious and not-so-serious, and considering the sheer volume of Orman output that we’re about to enter into over the next couple years of Doctor Who novels, it seems reasonable to let this one slide.

Miscellaneous Observations

I didn’t really touch on the issue of the namedrops and references to various aspects of contemporaneous fan culture, for the simple fact that I’m just not all that knowledgeable about it. It was vaguely depressing that a passing reference from Joel to online discussions about whether the Doctor could ever be a woman should arguably be even more relevant now than it was in 1996, however. I guess it just goes to show that as much as we might like to think that the fandom of the pre-2017 days was some kind of idyllic utopian existence… nah, it’s pretty much always been like this.

Like I said, depressing.

Chris and Roz’s flirtation with the concept of flirtation is another thread I didn’t really touch on. It’s fine, and I suppose it had to happen eventually. What’s more, if you’re going to do it, I guess it pays to have Kate Orman be the one to handle it. There are more than a few cute moments, and it’s certainly a good distance above some of the other tepid “Chris romances of the month” that we’ve had to sit through in the past. I just didn’t especially feel like commenting on it in any great length, so consider this an acknowledgment.

OK, the battle for spelling legitimacy between “Osiran” and “Osirian” is rapidly reaching ludicrous proportions. After GodEngine chose to side with the spelling used by Terrance Dicks in his novelisation of Pyramids of Mars just two months earlier, we have now apparently reverted to the “Osiran” form favoured by the televised version of that serial as well as The Sands of Time. As before, I freely admit that this is an extremely inconsequential thing, but I just find it so bizarre that the books should vacillate so rapidly between the two options.

Final Thoughts

So, yes, I’m back. For now at least. I don’t know how long this surge of inspiration will last, but I’ll be making the most of it while I can. As such, be sure to tune in next time as David A. McIntee gives us a sequel to The Talons of Weng-Chiang. Because that’s… a good idea. Anyway, until next time…

Kind regards,

Special Agent Dale Cooper